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TopicVegy tries ro play it off that nothing bothers him.
divot1338
06/21/21 6:55:05 PM
#16
ssj3vegeta posted...
ro play it off
he said sobbing into his keyboard.

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TopicHow do I clean an infected wound?
divot1338
06/21/21 6:53:03 PM
#18
Go to the fucking doctor.

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TopicMarvel star SLAMS shippers (aka horny women) who want his character to be gay
divot1338
06/21/21 6:51:47 PM
#134
BabyRoxann posted...
He sounds like a douchebag
He pretty much always sounds that way.

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TopicHave you seen the Short Circuit movies?
divot1338
06/21/21 6:32:58 PM
#4
Dopest street gang ever.

Los Locos kick your ass,
Los Locos kick your face,
Los Locos kick your balls
into outer space!

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TopicSchools are telling girls to wear shorts under skirts to stop 'upskirting'
divot1338
06/20/21 2:27:57 AM
#190
It seems like they could have just told these sluts to wear panties.

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TopicTrump BEGS KIDS to NOT get VACCINATED and sounds the alarm on MRNA!!
divot1338
06/20/21 2:26:05 AM
#61
For the record the delta variant is extremely dangerous to young people.

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Topichow did i never try make up before now?
divot1338
06/20/21 1:53:34 AM
#12
You should try some mascara.

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TopicMetroid 1986
divot1338
06/20/21 1:51:00 AM
#9
Why can you only release bombs when youre tucked into a circle?

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TopicYour crush says ''Really ugly fuck? You bought me a version too small!!''
divot1338
06/20/21 1:47:26 AM
#34
Maybe the swimsuit is too small because shes wearing a thong underneath.

I may be mansplaining this but ladies stop wearing panties.

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Topic*scratches head* so Rick James was a real person
divot1338
06/19/21 7:00:10 PM
#19
dummy420 posted...
Charlie Murphy was a fantastic storyteller
https://youtu.be/ff8LEx9Mw54&t=346

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TopicFrench netdlix movie about cops dealing with super powered criminals
divot1338
06/19/21 6:02:37 PM
#12
Im choosing for that to be a phonetic pronunciation, Neet-uhl-diks.

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TopicStraight white guys throwing a hissy fit because Victoria Secret changed models
divot1338
06/19/21 3:33:40 PM
#126
Tweeting from a Blackberry is pretty unforgiveable.

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TopicWhat the f is critical race theory?
divot1338
06/19/21 2:35:16 PM
#50
Vicious_Dios posted...
Nah.

It's only just ANOTHER Leftist flavor-of-the-month bullshit term that will be rightfully forgotten with the likes of 'checking our privilege', 'manspreading', and *snorts*

'mansplaining'.

Fuck outta here.
Its just a specific curriculum from some college that right wing media appropriated the name of to scare fundies.

Kind of like man spreading and checking your privilege.

For future reference when you hear about something that started out on Fox News, its literallly not a liberal thing.

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TopicThe Far-Left might give Sweden a Right-wing Government.
divot1338
06/19/21 2:30:28 PM
#65
You ever notice how Russia keeps exporting far right wing governments to other countries.

Its not because theyre more sympathetic to Russians, even though they are.

Its because theyre easily wound up over dumb issues, mostly comprised of neophytes with zero political experience, and prone to making dangerous, self-destructive choices.

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TopicAmazon launching new way to tell stories in July. Kindle Vella
divot1338
06/19/21 2:25:22 PM
#10
Zikten posted...
Why?
Some asshole would publish a document intended to destroy the screen probably.

Im pretty confident that if Amazon had the ability to extract money out of an arrangement they would have done so.

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TopicLevel 5 goose warning in london
divot1338
06/18/21 10:30:26 PM
#8
Ill push that goose in front of the train and show it whos platform this is.

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TopicI think my boss knows I've been sleeping on the job but he won't call me out
divot1338
06/18/21 10:23:46 PM
#3
If you get a little Bible to sit in front of you when youre sleeping, you can claim you were praying.

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TopicRihanna's lingerie company is selling backless crotchless leggings
divot1338
06/18/21 1:52:35 AM
#12
DeadBankerDream posted...
Is Black Lady Ass allowed?
The mods wouldnt do that on Juneteenth eve would they?

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TopicRihanna's lingerie company is selling backless crotchless leggings
divot1338
06/18/21 1:35:25 AM
#5
Notice how the angled part draws the eye straight into the ass crack.

Magnificent.

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TopicRihanna's lingerie company is selling backless crotchless leggings
divot1338
06/18/21 1:33:15 AM
#1
Rihanna making plumbers asscrack sexy again!



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TopicCan you pull off the bald look, CE?
divot1338
06/18/21 1:15:33 AM
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Oh you meant a bald head.

No.

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Topicwhy did george w bush attack iraq after 9/11?
divot1338
06/17/21 5:18:21 PM
#29
Because as long as a George Bush wins an Iraq War his daddy isnt a loser.

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TopicFox News Breaking Story on Biden!!!
divot1338
06/17/21 5:15:59 PM
#35
E_S_M_Z posted...
He was hot.

Literal quote from the host:
"How many times did Trump stand there in the blistering heat!?"
He did take questions while standing underneath a running helicopter almost 100% of the time.

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TopicWhat the fuck is happening in Arizona with the ballots
divot1338
06/17/21 5:14:33 PM
#22
iPhone_7 posted...
At this point I wouldnt be surprised if they tried manipulating the voting data
I wouldnt be surprised to find out theyve been unable to access it all and were just too embarassed to say anything.

Hence the using 4k cameras to look for bamboo fibers nonsense.

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TopicFederal judge in Louisiana says
divot1338
06/17/21 5:04:45 PM
#26
The plaintiff states claims are substantial," Doughty wrote. "Millions and possibly billions of dollars are at stake.
Boohoo. Theyll just have to survive on the land they pollute the shit out of already.

Heres a more rational take btw. Where they discuss why theyre doing it even though the judge just handwaves this away to justify the injunction becausehe thinks it makes god angry to leave oil in the ground.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/climate-environment/2021/06/15/louisiana-judge-blocks-biden-administrations-oil-gas-leasing-pause/

And I dont imagine these same judges felt the same need to have Congress weigh in when Fat Donnie signed one of his Executive Disorders.

  • Doughty was a Trump appointee

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TopicI don't get why people hate Lebron James so much
divot1338
06/17/21 4:55:23 PM
#112
metallica846 posted...
That ones not a flop.

He tripped over the American Airlines logo.

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TopicStraight white guys throwing a hissy fit because Victoria Secret changed models
divot1338
06/17/21 4:53:15 PM
#99
I bet youd get some pretty interesting style and size choices if the guy was responsible for all of the choosing.

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TopicSo 1 fl oz of water does not weigh 1 oz in American customary units?
divot1338
06/17/21 2:11:35 PM
#31
Im so conflicted.

On the one hand the dumbening of society is pretty horrific to watch.

On the other hand in another twenty or thirty years Ill be like Lex Luthor compared to the peabrains that will be running around.

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TopicAndrew Yang speaks out against mentally ill people.
divot1338
06/17/21 1:20:18 PM
#38
ButteryMales posted...
Well you can't fault Yang there since he supported UBI.
We can since thats not actually a thing. Mayors in particular have to govern in reality not fantasy.

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TopicSo 1 fl oz of water does not weigh 1 oz in American customary units?
divot1338
06/17/21 1:18:32 PM
#20
This topic is why stp is a thing.

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TopicStraight white guys throwing a hissy fit because Victoria Secret changed models
divot1338
06/17/21 1:12:43 PM
#45
eston posted...
I'm not sure I'm willing to hand over a bunch of woke points for them choosing someone whose physique is unattainable to the average woman
Just because you dont want to spend the time or effort to do something doesnt mean its unattainable.

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TopicDo you enjoy washing your car?
divot1338
06/17/21 1:08:47 PM
#14
I just hose mine off and drive around to dry it off.

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TopicSo 1 fl oz of water does not weigh 1 oz in American customary units?
divot1338
06/17/21 12:59:55 PM
#17
Bio1590 posted...
Because it does in the imperial system and the metric system (within a ridiculously small margin of error).

In the US system 1 fl oz of water is ~1.04 oz. In the Imperial system 1 fl oz of water is ~0.999 oz.
It does under certain conditions. Freeze or boil the water, put it under high pressure and that wont be true.

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TopicAndrew Yang speaks out against mentally ill people.
divot1338
06/17/21 12:21:24 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
You mean,"I judge people off an 11 second clip with no context"?

I'll keep that in mind.
I mean he repeatedly makes unforced stupid errors. Hes a terrible campaigner.

Just awful.

His policies may be stupid but that doesnt even matter when you continually do dumb shit like he does.

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TopicAndrew Yang speaks out against mentally ill people.
divot1338
06/17/21 12:14:33 PM
#24
For future reference this is what we mean when say that Yang is a shitty candidate.

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TopicSo 1 fl oz of water does not weigh 1 oz in American customary units?
divot1338
06/17/21 12:13:22 PM
#7
One is a unit of volume and one is a unit of weight so I dont see why youd expect it to be that way.

Other factors like temperature, pressure and density aside of course.

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TopicAndrew Yang speaks out against mentally ill people.
divot1338
06/17/21 12:09:10 PM
#18
Ive got to be reading this wrong

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TopicYour building is burning. You can only save ONE: Your dog, or a random toddler.
divot1338
06/17/21 12:06:31 PM
#38
PoundGarden posted...
Trick question when pits are involved; you save both. Grab the pit, it will already have the toddler in its mouth and won't let go so it's a two-fer, you can carry both.
Charley. SICK BALLS!

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TopicI don't get why people hate Lebron James so much
divot1338
06/17/21 12:01:08 PM
#110
TyVulpine posted...
Im fine, but thanks for your (unwarranted) concern.
I was not talking to you but glad to hear it.

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TopicYour building is burning. You can only save ONE: Your dog, or a random toddler.
divot1338
06/17/21 11:55:43 AM
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The toddler has parents who are responsible for it. It would be wrong to take that away from them.

Plus its my dog. And clearly you jackals wouldnt lift a finger for either of these good girls.


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TopicWhen is someone a full adult in your opinion?
divot1338
06/17/21 11:43:33 AM
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VioletMassacre posted...
Tbf you dont necessarily have to have much responsibility if youre older either. It depends more on how you choose to live your life. You can stay by yourself without anyone else to take care of for your whole life.
I mean more like their lives have so few regular responsibilities that dealing with a new one is a major crisis for them.

I dont know how many times Ive heard them describing some personal ordeal that ended up being something inane that every adult has to do all the time. Only they just experienced it for the first time.

Who knows what they would do if they suddenly had to deal with kids, a house, a spouse, or god forbid all of them at once.

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TopicI don't get why people hate Lebron James so much
divot1338
06/17/21 11:36:14 AM
#108
Seek help.

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TopicWhen is someone a full adult in your opinion?
divot1338
06/17/21 8:30:35 AM
#46
Young people dont generally have much theyre responsible for so them having their shit together isnt saying much.

I always have to bite my tongue whenever one of the younger people at work act overwhelmed when they need to deal with one thing.

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TopicI don't get why people hate Lebron James so much
divot1338
06/17/21 8:26:03 AM
#34
It probably happened at the end of the season. Honestly the list of google search results for Lebron chokes was too long to go through.

No one has that kind of time.

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TopicBiden under the impression that the US doesn't interfere with foreign elections
divot1338
06/16/21 9:47:13 PM
#3
Allegedly.

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TopicI want to breed her
divot1338
06/16/21 8:38:42 PM
#22
TopicShe sits in front of you and says ''Are you ready to get rekt, ugly?''''
divot1338
06/16/21 7:04:51 PM
#3
Were going to mate.

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TopicSo a neighbor next door keeps parking in front of our driveway
divot1338
06/16/21 6:50:45 PM
#49
TheOtherMike posted...
Blocking someone's driveway is a no-excuses dick move. I would tow without warning, fuck anyone that blatantly inconsiderate.
Drive out across their lawn if it happens again.

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TopicI don't get why people hate Lebron James so much
divot1338
06/16/21 6:11:17 PM
#21
The Popo posted...
Hes considered in the list of all time greats despite seemingly needing to move himself to better situations rather than turn his own situation into a winning one. He hasnt been as successful in the finals as some of the other GOATs. He is seen as a flopper and a complainer.

Those are just rationales that I could think of, which I do not agree with. While I do think MJ is #1 of all time, I have LeBron at #2, and absolutely acknowledge that a case can be made for him being in the #1 spot.

He had to leave that first Cavs team. They had proven to be horrible at assembling a team, as the best teammate he had up until then was someone like Big Z or Larry Hughes. While he hasnt had a great win-loss record in the finals, his number of trips to the finals in the modern age is outstanding. He has had the misfortune of playing against dynasty-level teams in the finals (SA & GS), but has beaten them at times. As for the flopping and complaining, that is unfortunately just the culture of the game these days. Part of the game is tricking the refs into giving you the call. I hate it, but until the league takes a solid stance against it, it would be stupid as a player not to do it.
I still remember old as fuck Kobe making him choke during the finals one year.

He gets shook sometimes. But that finals game leads me to believe that if Kobe can stop Lebron then clearly he is the better player.

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