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how the hell am i still hungry after eating a 1/2lb cheeseburger

Robot2600 posted...

In answer to your question, TC, she probably has 3-4 guys and rotates between y'all every other week.

Good for you!

nah i got my answer, she's hung up on her ex who's been keeping her on the hook. i'm not trying to date her anyway (way too many mood issues etc for me to wanna bother dealing with) so fine by me

sure is a lot of entitlement here

Flockaveli posted...

You know how many Latinas are weebs. Or even just how big anime is in Latin America. Lots of love for Asian artists and media.

yes but why

that feels so random

the fuck kind of ritual am i unknowingly a part of

been breaking this rule way too much lately

especially considering in most cases i already got nudes of them

CADE FOSTER posted...

yeah ps3 was nuch harder than ps4 its very easy on ps4

every single video on it is like 45 minutes long and requires 4 different screwdrivers i dont own

oh my god this looks complicated as fuck

PoundGarden posted...

Have you tried, idk, turning it on? I'd start there

yeah once in 2017

like it probably dries out just by existing, right

yeah only their hottest sauce registers any spice on my tongue at all, and i wouldn't say i have a great tolerance. pretty sure even sriracha or tabasco is still hotter.

need to catch up on the whole ass past gen despite buying quite a lot of the games >_>

literally multiple people have referred specifically to CoD in this thread and i am getting to the bottom of this

gamer167 posted...

Bro, dont EVER let me and the boys catch you in a MW2 lobby with that voice. Wed roast you into a fucking crisp brah.

what are people in those lobbies supposed to sound like
nickmercs?

BignutzisBack posted...

guys probably make fun of you because it sounds different

ok but how
i feel like the way i talk is closer to some sort of standard news cast-y manner of speech than how any of these guys sound

the guys who make fun of me sound like they dress like this https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/2960243625/4dd9124a4a682205b2429e53d27fe4ad_400x400.jpeg

_Sazando_ posted...

Stop capping, no one is making fun of your voice

i literally just got out of a game where the most egregious case of this ever occurred, with both a salty gamer boi and a sassy egirl fighting over whether i sound ugly or hot, which is why i made this topic

Noumena posted...

can u read a random page of phenomenology of spirit to me?

you can have the first quote from it that comes up on google
https://voca.ro/19miYLUKdnT6

also everyone talking about my cadence consider how deadpan i normally sound

k1nG_j0hN posted...

You speak clearly and concisely while they're stuttering over their ebonics

to be frank whenever i come across one of these guys giving me a hard time over my voice, they have sort of a ghetto vibe to the way they talk. i can tell they aren't black just from the timbre (and the fact that it's overwatch on PC lolol, it's all white and asian dudes) but it's like they've been listening to rap since they were in the womb and just sorta talk like that, and don't seem to know what to make of guys who don't talk like that.

Noumena posted...

so what is voice if not those things? no idea

it's just CE being CE

i wonder what it means

example: https://voca.ro/1hKGT3ez2tu5

music went through so many phases in the 2010s

feels like overnight we went from that to mumble rap and lofi stuff

your account is almost old enough to drink

bobbaaay posted...

Actual topic aside, "EngineerGamer" sounds like the most incel username possible.

thatsthejoke

BloodMoon7 posted...

Cool we don't want you hanging around anyway.

then why do yall remember me for years on end

SevenTenths posted...

Good thing you're having a conversation with them about instead of venting on GameFAQs that you have poor social skills and people prefer not to spend their time with you.

what the fuck kind of attempt at an own is this? i literally already stated these people would rather cut tail and run than talk it over, my guy this isn't even a reach this is a pug trying to dunk a basketball

People who'd rather quietly ghost me than confront me over something incredibly small make me want to give them something to fucking ghost me over

cuphead pc in general is a pain, playing co-op requires this weird remote-play workaround that was pretty much nonfunctional when i tried it

Irony posted...

Correct

is there anything in 8 attempting to tie them together anyway?

eye-area wrinkles that visually age you a decade overnight start popping up around mid-20s, so that's when i'd say

so they take place in a different universe from 1-6, and it is not the reset-universe from the end of 6?

ask for extra pickles or you get 1 pickle slice

insane that as flawed as Man of Steel was, it was the best DCEU movie until wonder woman came out. just a miserable series of events for the whole project really.

why the fuck was Batman vs Superman the very second movie? that's like if the first Avengers movie was right after the first Iron Man and nothing else had come out >_>

MedeaLysistrata posted...

There's too much pressure to be interesting imo

it's a lot easier to be interesting in person than in one selfie and 1-3 sentences about yourself

i would guess around half the SEVERAL DOZEN HOT SEXY LADIES i've fucked would've swiped left on me

just meet girls irl, no one on tinder is worthwhile

underrated af tbh

balkans food in general really

Conflict posted...

You might one day come across the girl who's just not faithful to you

what do you think made me this way

berlyman101 posted...

How has that worked for you? Where do you meet them, and are you trying just for sex or relationships?

about 2/3 through friends and 1/3 through tinder
i just go for sex and i'm pretty upfront about it but about half of them end up with feelings

ROOTFayth posted...

yea we don't care how many girls you fucked mate it's not an achievement, that's not even the issue here

salty

Conflict posted...

I guess a better question would be, would you be okay if someone did that to you while you were in a relationship?

they can try and fail i guess

i've sweet-talked more girls into bed in the past couple years than my teenage self would've ever believed possible, i'm definitely developing some sort of complex about it

Axiom posted...

I mean you constantly posted about hating women before. Attempting to disrupt and destroy their relationships is a pretty natural progression

i've never done that, you have me confused with some other person who doesn't know or ever think about you

Conflict posted...

Why?

around half the women i meet are in relationships already and i am sexually insatiable due to an incel adolescence followed by a glow-up in my 20s

fiance/husband sure i fuck off

boyfriend? especially if they're under like 26? i'm going in

results have been surprising. seems a lot of people coast in dead relationships for months or years where just one viable alternative showing interest would capsize the whole thing.

the game's just not built for it, there's too much variation in skill floor/ceiling between characters and the individual impact is so low that even LoL feels like a solo-carry game in comparison

plus above 3500 you have to suck it up and play the meta if you aren't some super-cracked no-life zoomer

after rocketing through a couple dozen women in my twenties i reached a point where smackin it to some anime tatas legitimately seemed like a less stressful option

like literally, functionally, practically, what are those typically used for >_>

cooling's always a nightmare

glad i only play LoL/Valorant/etc

what the

*opens new tab*

cur-

>_>

ThePrinceFish posted...

we used to have boy bands with carefully constructed public personas

nothing remotely this potent and taking as much advantage of modern social media, it's a matter of degree

Cleo_II posted...

Its legal in my culture. Those of us born in the west think its complete gross but back in our country its normal. We have various family members that are married to their cousins (pre-immigrating)

My moms cousins are married to each other. They are first degree. But what makes it especially weird is that my grandmas brother married my grandpas sister and one of those cousins is their kid. My moms cousins have 2 kids together and weve always joked that we are closer to siblings since we share so much blood. Their grandparents are my grandparents siblings lol

hand over the lamb shawarma recipe