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| Topic | Jesus Christ died for all of our sins. |
| Aressar 05/20/21 3:03:14 PM #21 | Jesus died because some people who feared the influence he had had him executed. That's all there is to it. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | How attractive do you find this girl |
| Aressar 05/20/21 10:59:59 AM #14 | She looks very wifeable (and very likely has been wifed by now). All the better that she looks fit and strong (yet not body-builderish). --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | just breathed in some cat litter. am i gonna die? |
| Aressar 05/20/21 7:21:02 AM #7 | RIP apolloooo But nah, that happened to me as well a couple of times in the past, and all is fine. Might be a good idea to wash your face and spit/blow that crap out of your mouth and nose for a bit. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | I'd like to announce that I'm running for head moderator |
| Aressar 05/19/21 5:04:46 PM #7 | 'Finds' Turbam several thousand more votes. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | $1 trillion but you poop from your mouth |
| Aressar 05/19/21 12:39:15 PM #9 | So all that comes from my mouth is shit. How is that different from the vast majority of people on social media? --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | $100 billion but people say you associated with Epstein and are creepy |
| Aressar 05/19/21 10:49:40 AM #17 | WingsOfGood posted... Creepy answer Not really. If people consider me creepy or controversial or whatever, a few of them might get it in their head to try and cancel me or take matters into their own hands. I'm saying that with this much money, I'd have more than resources that anything they'd try would have practically no effect on me. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | $100 billion but people say you associated with Epstein and are creepy |
| Aressar 05/19/21 10:19:00 AM #13 | I'll take it. That is much, much more money than I need to become untouchable (or more money than I need for anything really). Then I'll spend those billions on stuff that actually helps humanity heal and progress. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | When's the last time you woke up without an alarm? |
| Aressar 05/18/21 5:48:10 PM #24 | Lately every day, because my cat has grown into the habit of booping me awake once the sun comes up, because she wants me to let her under my blanket. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Top 5 favorite video game series, go |
| Aressar 05/18/21 5:45:35 PM #33 | Fallout (the actual Fallouts that is, not that Bethesda crap) Legacy of Kain Knights of the Old Republic Mass Effect Tomb Raider (or at least the first five games, idc after that) --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | *China puts Uighurs into concentration camps* 'China is evil!!!!' |
| Aressar 05/17/21 6:10:16 PM #21 | There are more than two sides in politics. I hope someday Murrica gets to experience that irl. harley2280 posted... A lot of the people defending Israel are "Christians" who think it's the holy land. This pretty much. I'm guessing some people also side with Israel because they think it might be antisemitic somehow not to do so. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | She looks at you and says 'Hey mortal, come here. I have something to show you.' |
| Aressar 05/17/21 11:03:22 AM #15 | "The basement is full of milkman, some of whom are very old." --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Do normal people not know what PCP is? >_> |
| Aressar 05/16/21 2:01:26 PM #21 | Poopy-Creamed Pants --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | 22 y/o OF star shares her horror after her former high school teacher subscribed |
| Aressar 05/15/21 12:11:04 PM #60 | WingsOfGood posted... Furthermore, "I always knew you would be special" Yeah pretty much this. If you knowingly post sexually arousing content of yourself, you should not discount the possibility of people you know irl finding out, including people you are not attracted to, nor associate with sex. If that's a problem, don't upload content like that of yourself. Btw, this is also one of the reasons why I don't teach. As far as society is concerned, teachers thinking anything remotely sex-related is cancel-worthy, even when they're not on the clock. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Would you have sexual intercourse with this woman? |
| Aressar 05/15/21 7:14:26 AM #7 | If that is a cis-girl of legal age, then yes I would like to have mutually-willing sexual intercourse with her. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Was X's death in Game of Thrones the most lulzy in the entire show? *SPOILERS* |
| Aressar 05/14/21 4:11:18 PM #24 | DuranOfForcena posted... lmfao imagine being such a casual that you think the show only got bad in season 8 Imagine being such a casual that thinking taking literally all season, or even multiple seasons to get from A to B is quality show writing. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Was X's death in Game of Thrones the most lulzy in the entire show? *SPOILERS* |
| Aressar 05/14/21 2:55:20 PM #18 | SothaSil posted... Who is this even about, for those of us who stopped watching when it got bad This was before season 8, you edgelord --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Scenario: You just dropped a thermos of piping hot tomato soup on the librarian |
| Aressar 05/14/21 11:01:05 AM #13 | UnfairRepresent posted... most of the soup missed her and covered her antique books instead ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Scenario: You just dropped a thermos of piping hot tomato soup on the librarian |
| Aressar 05/14/21 9:22:40 AM #11 | If the soup is piping hot, she would not be ok. I take her over to the nearest faucet asap and cool the affected area for 10-15 minutes, while contacting emergency services. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | When the pee comes out in split streams |
| Aressar 05/14/21 4:08:40 AM #3 | Patty_Fleur posted... You had some cum or precum in your dick. That's why. This, or you didn't pull your foreskin (if applicable) back 100% all the way. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | So I saved a baby bears life today. Also pics |
| Aressar 05/14/21 1:30:51 AM #52 | Nice to be able to give someone a positive tag again for a change :) JTilly posted... Thanks everyone for your kind words Humility, eh? That just makes them want to fuck you even more --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | EVERYTIME I log into tik tok there's a thot dancing on my screen |
| Aressar 05/13/21 4:43:29 PM #4 | SSJ2GrimReaper posted... There's no tik tok without thots This. Don't visit Tiktok if you don't want to see dancing thots. It's like visiting a porn site but not wanting to see people doing sexual acts. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Would you allow your girlfriend to call you ''daddy''? |
| Aressar 05/13/21 7:45:21 AM #2 | No, but for some reason I think I'd like it if she were to call me king or your highness. So if she'd ever run into actual royalty she better call them by their first name of Mr/Ms [last name of royal person]. Otherwise it'd be weird. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | What are you currently trying to improve about yourself CE? |
| Aressar 05/12/21 5:50:04 PM #14 | 1. Physical shape, especially since obstacle running events are allowed again as of yesterday where I live (it wasn't for about a year due to 'rona) 2. Intellectual shape, by doing a course in basic legal skills. I hope to increase my chances in getting a better job that way. I chose this course because I hope to do a job that is associated with integrity. 3. Not drinking nor deeding too much. I could do better in those areas. Maybe that'll get better by the time I'm vaccinated and can go out and have regular fun with other people again. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Do you understand the Monty Hall problem? |
| Aressar 05/12/21 1:24:23 PM #20 | I bet you simpletons also actually believe that 0.999~ = 1 --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Which of the following bands is your favorite? |
| Aressar 05/12/21 6:09:18 AM #43 | CuriousPoops posted... Wow, you must not be very knowledgeable about music then. Thanks, I try. Hell, I've met people in their 30s/40s who have never heard of Nirvana. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Which of the following bands is your favorite? |
| Aressar 05/12/21 3:21:11 AM #35 | Queen > The Beatles > Nirvana > System of A Down > Pearl Jam > The Offspring > Rammstein > Metallica > Weezer I don't know who or what Amon Amarth is. masterbarf posted... Rock top 5: I have seriously never heard of any of these bands, despite the fact that most of the music I listen to is rock/pop music from the second half of the 20th century. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Which CEman wrote dis? |
| Aressar 05/10/21 9:01:13 AM #7 | I bet this is what jeffhardyb0yz is actually like irl. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | You're having Klingons over for dinner. What do you cook? |
| Aressar 05/10/21 5:37:46 AM #7 | Maybe I'll get them a nice tasty Earth beverage. A root beer, with a lump of ice cream, hmmmmmm! --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Choose a number before entering dis topic: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] |
| Aressar 05/09/21 6:51:55 PM #13 | Will one of these moms give us the money you own us? --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Would you date someone with 5 kids? |
| Aressar 05/09/21 8:32:23 AM #7 | No, and in your situation I'd only recommend it if you're the kid-friendly type who always wanted kids and doesn't mind if they're not biologically yours. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Why the FUCK aren't you playing Resident Evil 8?! |
| Aressar 05/08/21 7:46:21 PM #39 | Because Code Veronica was the last good RE game and I'll die on that hill. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | CE is a lot like a genie in a bottle |
| Aressar 05/08/21 2:49:10 PM #2 | If you wanna be with CE It can make your wish come true --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Gamefaqs mods or da Gamefaqs snitches? |
| Aressar 05/08/21 2:47:56 PM #6 | PrettyBoyFloyd posted... Most of my posts are sarcastic and blatant. It was way worse back in the CJayC days, when new mods were chosen every now and then based on their marking behaviour. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | First cartoon that comes to mind when you see the words *Saturday Morning*? |
| Aressar 05/08/21 10:57:34 AM #31 | Blue streaks - speeeed by... --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | German priests to defy Vatican and bless same-sex partnerships |
| Aressar 05/08/21 10:50:01 AM #4 | ThePrinceFish posted... Lol will the priests still pretend to be Catholic? Makes sense as long as their flock still pretends to be Catholic. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | German priests to defy Vatican and bless same-sex partnerships |
| Aressar 05/08/21 10:36:20 AM #2 | Good. Fuck doctrines that intend for people to be societally stuck in the Dark Ages forever. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | She says ''ugly fuck, if you can ride him for 30 min you can sleep with me'' |
| Aressar 05/07/21 8:13:07 PM #10 | Ah, what luck! Judging from the Dutch sign, I'm in the same country as this gorgeous cowgirl that may be my future wife! --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | How about a CE podcast? |
| Aressar 05/07/21 4:17:12 PM #29 | We had one of those for a while a few years ago. It was hosted by TVMania and another guy whose username I don't remember. It was alright, they had a weekly guest user and talked about interesting stuff. Sadly they were using a free account with limited storage space for the podcast, and once that space was used up, the podcast died. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | RE now is silly with Gotham like characters |
| Aressar 05/07/21 1:21:38 PM #33 | Strider102 posted... https://youtu.be/Qy0yD7bpZ3s Wtf, I don't remember that ridiculous 1950s horror film music being in there --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | On a scale of 1-10, how much do you *cuss*? |
| Aressar 05/07/21 11:24:48 AM #15 | 8/10 I try to contain it around other people, but if you're allergic to any swears whatsoever, you're not gonna enjoy my presence. Most of my swearing is aimed toward my PC though. Or me dropping stuff. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | If you could have super power what would it be? |
| Aressar 05/07/21 8:52:38 AM #31 | Can I use a real-life save-and-load power? Or is that too reality-breaking? --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | If she let you hit it only once then you were a mistake to her |
| Aressar 05/05/21 7:43:25 PM #2 | Doesn't matter, had sex. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Would you look up da skirt of a hot girl who's climbing up da stair? |
| Aressar 05/05/21 10:36:04 AM #37 | ssj3vegeta_ posted... Did you vote yes If I hypothetically voted yes, I sure as hell wouldn't admit it out loud. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Do you know what ''CEnco de Mayo'' is? |
| Aressar 05/05/21 8:29:39 AM #8 | Aeriis posted... There was a 500 topic in a little over a minute right? Remember when CE wasn't dead? :( That took time and preperation. Also, people said CE was dying back then as well. CE has been 'dying' ever since it's inception, it seems. But yeah, I do feel it was a little more populated back then. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | "Yeah! Who won the lottery? I did!" |
| Aressar 05/05/21 6:02:15 AM #154 | wbloechel posted... I love this topic so much but so many of these aren't even funny but that makes it even better! Usually I don't like voice clip remixes like this, but this was surprisingly catchy. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | "Yeah! Who won the lottery? I did!" |
| Aressar 05/05/21 5:53:34 AM #153 | Shotgunnova posted... Oh gods, my sides --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
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