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You gotta work on your personal stock if you wanna land a honey who hits all your marks.

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

A bouquet of those chocolate covered little bitches and strawberries?

Need it for my mom for Mothers Day.

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

Im surprised people like everything else so much. I thought pancakes would be the clear winner.

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

I bet that cost way too much

>$8

The mushrooms were okay. Too chewy for me. But theres something in this recipe. Maybe next time Ill try this with button mushrooms and cut them down.

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

Coffee is a drug and my body is a temple

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

Im making mushroom Parmesan for the first time right now. Hopefully this wont come out awful!

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

Late stage capitalism

https://twitter.com/steak_umm/status/1381799324179427330?s=21

FUCK everything about steak_ums. What is going on????????? Who are they selling their product to? what even is this thread?

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

The anti-vaxxers need the smallest thing to validate their claims, so expect this to blow up

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

I dont think Id ever know those cringey Twitter accounts even existed if I didnt constantly hear other people bitching about them.

are they that bad? Or am I not on Twitter enough?

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

Im only in the first area, so maybe its a little early, but so far everything looks... uh... bad

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

I have a vape but its totally nicotine, guys. Not anything else.

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

Be careful of people with body swap powers. That gave Goku and friends a lot of trouble, and I wouldnt wanna see that happen to Arv too

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

I refuse to believe this man hasnt actually been dead the last 5 years.

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

Zeus posted...

idk, when I'm on my driveway at the curb, I don't consider it as being "in my home" but I'm not sure how you live.

Smfh

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

I dont like this specific arrangement, but yeah, the song is good

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

The only thing Racetrac has going for it are the $1 sodas and I think Wawa does that too

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

Nah, Sheetz is entirely north east

Wawa has the entire east coast? I feel like Ive never seen a single sheetz further south than maryland

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

Sheetz, but not as good

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

Wait... Im dumb

it wasnt the pizza quesadilla... it was the burger quesadilla...

How fast do memories of loved ones fade away...

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

Nah, it had steak, and I think... some sauce???

I think mustard was an option on it, not that I ever ate it with that.

You never appreciate the things you love until they disappear...

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

I dont even remember what they put in it, so even if I get my new panini maker, I wont know what to add!!!


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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

Ill probably buy XenoGears at some point, idk what other old JRPGs are there tho.

id rather wait for a Switch port, but not risking it

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

Thats not that controversial, and I like a lot of Star Wars

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

hypnox posted...

A Good set of socks. I mean the kind that you would never buy yourself but you want.

Ive been fixing for a panini maker for a bit as well.

Other than that... maybe like a coupon to a local massage place? Thats always cool to receive.

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

Ogurisama posted...

was going to link a webMD article why you shouldnt but its to long. But it says.

"Mixing alcohol and sleeping pills can boodt thr sedating effects from both drugs. The combination can make you stop breathing, which could cause death. Sleeping pill labels warn against using alcohol while taking the drug."

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

So bored today, all I wanna do is sleep. Popped two sleeping pills and drank it down with the closest thing I had on hand, beer.

Am I going to die in my sleep? I hope so

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

Seems pretty good! And it looks like the overall threat is better matched with what the gang (Squad) has at their disposal this time, instead of just throwing them at a city-busting witch for the spectacle lol.

lame that it seems like lots of the cast got replaced tho, but shark guy >>> lizard sewer dude or whatever the fuck he was.

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

Its not that big a deal. Just take it at your own pace.

totally serious question, have you considered getting a sex worker to help ease you into this?

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

Come on! Im only gonna slide like 2 or 3 down my gullet!

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

Theyre really nostalgic to me man!

https://youtu.be/lXfmubmx-qw

this is probably how Japanese people feel with cicadas

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

No, I just wanna gently scoop spring peeper frogs into a bucket and put them out of harms way

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

on a trip back in the parents house for the next few days and the spring peepers came out in full force this morning.

went out to walk the dog and spotted a dozen just sitting on my driveway. Probably way more on the road.

I just wanna... scoop them up and put them away from where they can get run over, but people here would think thats weird or something

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

UnknownNobody posted...

You murdered that fungi.

Uh... the mushroom is OBVIOUSLY underground and that is OBVIOUSLY just the fruiting body!!!

Ugh I HATE this place. Nobody can talk about mushrooms with me.

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

No text

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

At least tell me the story!

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

IronBornCorps posted...

Does anyone remember when we found that science teacher's blog for his class?

Link

now

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

Its less toxic than it used to be, but more political with some pretty awful trolls

At least were not baiting kids into sharing their crushs Twitter page so we can ruin his life >_>

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

Are you gonna get another rooster?

Had the same problem with my drake way back when. The girlies were fine, but the drake wanted to scratch my arm off every time I tried to get them back into the coop before sundown. Like chill bro, youre getting sick ass threesomes with the fattest female ducks in a 50 mile radius basically every day. This is for your own good.

also chickens fuck up your dirt and plants.

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

I dont think I have the vocab to really put into words what I feel underwhelmed with.

Its not a bad movie, I just feel like it either should have been two separate movies or like, the rare 3 hour animated film.

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

Geomancy
Hydro Cannon
Judgement
Rock Wrecker

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

Thats why I practice the scythe. The strongest weapon that can beat anyone in just one hit.

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

Hey guys I had a threesome like most other people by their 30s

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

Clench281 posted...

The room probably has too many women in it

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

I really cant tell you the last time I drank more than half a can of beer, much less the last time I was drunk.

Back in the day, I was doing the Wade Boggs challenge basically every other week >_>

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

He uses the beam balance scale because he doesnt have the wrist strength to squeeze a digital scale for more than 5 lbs

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

Lokarin posted...

No, really - you were there when I made my first weight loss topic like 10 years ago... when I lost like 60lbs.

I REMEMBER THAT!

Didnt you post a topic about how you were sitting in a chain and standing up, and that was like half of your exercise at the time?

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me

PrettyBoyFloyd posted...

Hell the Internet is no different than CB Radio from back in the days.

My Dad up into his 40's would waste all his fee time yapping on the CB or at lest up until the late 80s when it started dying off.

Hell he even had his own shed and a long ass whip antenna and signal booster.

Even had one in his Goddamn car.

His handle was Satellite.

My (late) great grandmothers son, at least as of last year, was still regularly posting on Facebook about his habit, and that was all the way in PR, so Im sure people are still using them.

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"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me