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I'm out here for you. You don't know what it's like to be ME out here for YOU. It's an up-at-dawn pride-swallowing seige that I will never, EVER, be able to FULLY tell you about----Anonymous Gamefaqs Moderator

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

I love him for the man he wants to be and the man he almost is!

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

Because the perfect girl always comes with a down side. Everyone knows this.

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

Just don't cry at the beginning of a date, cry at the end like I did.

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

World implodes before he gets the chance to breed with her

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

ssjevot posted...

The premise is definitely stupid because they know they can go to the waterfall and be safe, so you think they would just generate constant noise around the house. That said a lot of horror movies have dumb premises and the film had some fun scenes.

What happens when summer hits and the waterfall dries up?

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

gatorsPENSbucs posted...

Haha well it is kinda lame . Its at 9 months.

let me see if this works

https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/ok22s0/9_month_epoxy_hot_dog_update/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Oh yeah, I paid him to do this to preserve my DNA for future Aliens to bring me back with to study and eventually become one of them.

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

Proto_Spark posted...

A Quiet Place is pretty overrated, but I think its still good. A dumb post apocalyptic alien movie requires some decent suspension of disbelief and plot contrivances. If you don't like that you really need to find a new genre.

tbf, the movie had an excuse for that, that's why they had all the fireworks.

There's no way that baby stays quiet long enough to not immediately be murdered though. That's prob why the movie ends about 4 hours after the baby is born.

^^^ Your point was my biggest break in immersion. Isn't the first sign of a healthy baby is that it's lungs are functioning correctly and that it has a clear esophagus?

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

The moment CE realizes they only brought dukes to a MMA fight

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

gatorsPENSbucs posted...

Ah man, Ill have to search for it but Ill try to find it. I guess the user does a bunch of stuff and someone had asked him to do a hotdog. So its the full thing, dog bun, ketchup I know maybe mustard and its just chilling in a cube.

We can stop the match and wait for your friend from Reddit to back you up, if you'd like.

I can take TWO OF YOU on!

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

gatorsPENSbucs posted...

Weekoldhotdog.. hmm

You seen the Reddit dude that has a hotdog in some epoxy thing? Its like months old now.

if it's cool to post, show me

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

I've actually been using weighted clothing this entire time

Now can you feel the blood freeze in your veins?

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

TC rage quit Warzone to make this topic because he suspected Little Timmy of cheating, via using "elite" features like Turbo prompting TC to melt down because the world uses controllers that he doesn't deem "legit".

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

Wait, we're not still playing on the PS2?

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

Joeydollaz posted...

I just don't see the point if it doesn't have Turbo features, ELITE features that the free controller can't do.

Hell yes for 200 dollars it better have features timmy's free controller can't do.

Can Timmy's free controller adjust the sensitivity settings for every button on the controller? What about the improved paddles, remappable buttons+more.

Plus, how did little timmy get a free controller with turbo features anyways? And why is a free controller with a cheap addition like "Turbo" have to do with real features, like extended paddles for easy reaching, split second shots fired, shaving the points of a second that it takes a normal trigger to input a single command? If that isn't turbo, I'm not sure what is, actually.

TC is just beating a dead horse. I'm done, good luck with your series s and stuff.

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

AngelsNAirwav3s posted...

Is Bon Quisha a stereotypical name or slur or something? I haven't heard of it. Or is there a chance the intern running the social media page got names mixed up?

I think it's in the same vein as the name "Shaniqua", just a stereotypical white person's idea of an "authentic" african american name

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

needs more context

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

IShall_Run_Amok posted...

Form of...eight terabytes of dolphin porn on your computer

<laughs with clicks>

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

Joeydollaz posted...

No I was in best buy and wondered wtf they doing it again, 6 years later

when that should be the free controller you get atleast with Series X, it is that complement, do not make people pay for that.

ya keep the free low design one for S if anything.

So you want MS to make a wooden controller with paddles and grips using used gum instead of rubber grommets under the buttons and a crank on the side that you can use to power the controller's wifi capabilities whenever it runs low on power? Just for those less fortunate that can't afford a real Elite Controller?

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

I feel like TC has laid low level bait and I instead of falling for it or feeding into it, correctly answered the topic and this conversation looks like it's going no where except to entertain the TC by continuously moving the goal line on what he wants the elite controller to actually be, not what it actually is.

All the while, not even understanding that he's not even the intended purchaser of the controller in the first place. Clearly, if you have to ask the question you asked in the opening message, you missed the entirety of what makes them amazing at a great price. The fact that you think they are too expensive says all it needs to say about your gaming hobby.

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

Joeydollaz posted...

The point is what's the reason if they don't give Turbo features

Why is this the first time in this topic you've mentioned Turbo being something that's important to you in regards to the Elite controllers?

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

Joeydollaz posted...

What, go to Best Buy.com

What state you live?, here I can get one right now

https://www.bestbuy.com/site/microsoft-xbox-series-s-512-gb-all-digital-console-disc-free-gaming-white/6430277.p?skuId=6430277

Was the point of the topic to find out why MS markets a more expensive "elite" controller or was it to point out that you can get a low income version of a next gen console, right now, at Best Buy?

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

Joeydollaz posted...

What you talking about Best Buy has Series S every day, I never mentioned Series X

Why are you be fictitious?

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

divot1338 posted...

Why would you want to get rubbed in a yeast infection?

It'll help my donuts rise, that's why /drum plays

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

Joeydollaz posted...

Bro it is as close to the price of Xbox Series Sa...a whole console btw

Oh, you mean those consoles you can't find in a store because scalpers bought them all up and are charging $550-$600 for a Series S? Yeah, I see what you're saying, how $160 is nearly $600 and there for you don't see it being worth the purchase.

Everybody else that owns a Series X however (or even wants one for that matter) will be paying the extra $60 to have the Elite 2 to go with their gaming set ups.

Clearly, you're not the intended consumer for this product.

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

LightningAce11 posted...

What makes them so nice? Input delay, good grip etc?

You can remap any button just like a keyboard for a PC game. Thumbstick have less tendency to drift, d-pad is built with fighting games in mind, grips are highly responsive to FPS games plus you got the extra paddles that come with it. All in all, a great product.

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

I got it for free and it still wasn't worth the price of leveling up to 60. Shit story. Shit mechanics. Shit combat. Shit progression. Shit exploration. Shit shit shit shit shit.

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

I mean, have you ever held one? They are double the price of a normal controller for a reason

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

slipknirvana posted...

Sounds like a prelude to a deez nuts joke.

What makes a slapping sound when it bounces off yo butt cheeks?

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

Form of a sterile rubber glove!! *walks into a gynecologists' office and sits down*

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

Unsugarized_Foo posted...

Two hours long

/grabs popcorn

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

ClunkerSlim posted...

So TC is asking for everyone to send him pics?

I mean, you don't see me specifically stating -not- to send me dick pics

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

Fire Hydrant!

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

Not as bad as the short film based off a Stephen King novella called "The Tall Grass"

The shock scene came in the form of a pregnant woman giving birth and eating the baby live

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

Well if you see smoke on the water, what comes next can only be one thing: Fire in the sky

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

Lairen posted...

Everyone lies about this.

Yeah but when a man tells you a number, you divide by 3 and you get the actual number.

Haven't you heard about the rule of 3's?

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

Agreed. The idea that a woman has to give birth in a setting without making a peep or risk dying instantly is pretty bottom tier writing for a horror film.

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

BuckVanHammer posted...

you want yards or meters?

You can use a tape measure if you want

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

If they get warned on gamefaqs, does your room mates also have to respect the punishment in real life for however long it's set for?

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

Just like in the Olympics, we'll throw out the lowest and highest number and just average the remaining numbers to figure out the average dick size of the average CEman.

Rather than do a poll however; we'll just mark down the number of inches we can provide on a "good day".

So for me to count, I have to peel back about 1 inch worth of foreskin revealing about 3/4ths of usable tip to penetrate with. Don't by shy, drop your fly!

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

Does the surfaces of the new place make sticky noises when you touch the furniture, counters or walk on the floors?

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

Lokison posted...

How would entering his email into porn sites land you in jail?

Depends on the kind of porn site you sign him up for I guess....XD

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

You should use his info to sign him up for the Church of Scientology. I hear once you show interest in their books and religion, they will -NEVER- stop sending you informational brochures in an effort to reel you in

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

The perfect girl but she's got a sex tape on that website with over 250k views


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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

NES4EVER posted...

There was a lot of controversy around the release of gta3. remember Jack Thompson?

Early 2000's Gaming's best whipping boy for being the lead go-to when it came to cracking down on the ESRB and attempting to make selling violent video games to minors a felony. Nobody misses that guy.

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

sweetened rice milk is delicious and goes great in cereal

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

Wal-Mart makes a delicious mini-pie that can come in blueberry, lemon, pecan, or cherry pie. Only 50 cents and they are pretty bomb

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

Mommy Milkers are for feeding babies, not to be sexualized by grown men

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

You should download the Free PS5 upgrade from the Sony store to get your PS4 Pro up to snuff with the new generation of gaming

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.

nexigrams posted...

Damn I'm really glad your brain learns to filter out the ringing noise. I'm honestly getting a ton of anxiety from this topic, just thinking about what it would be like. A persistent noise like that that I have absolutely no control over would likely drive me insane, literally. I am so glad the people in here are saying they don't hear it most of the time lol.

You're over thinking it. Just like how your body reacts to extreme pain and builds a tolerance to it as a stimulant, so too will your body adjust and even adapt to persistent ringing in your ears. If a silly thing like that bothers you, nobody tell him what happens to your eyesight after 50 lol

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Y helo thar buttsecks Eric Clapton is legit 100% the GOATEST of GOAT GODs.