Lurker > AlisLandale
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| Topic | Metroid 1986 |
| AlisLandale 06/22/21 11:04:17 AM #60 | Okay I changed my mind fuck this game. Literally hide the fucking thing below an acid pit. I gave up and looked up a map lol. Apparently you can sequence break and get the Varia suit really early. But idk if Im motivated to keep going. Will probably just replay Zero Mission. --- she/her https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj |
| Topic | which cegal is this |
| AlisLandale 06/22/21 10:52:35 AM #3 | |
| Topic | Super Mario Bros. (1) vs. Super Mario 64: Which game aged the worst? |
| AlisLandale 06/22/21 10:34:27 AM #14 | Probably 64, but only because of the camera. Its still tons of fun. --- she/her https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj |
| Topic | Dang Quiet Place 2. It's current year and *spoilers* |
| AlisLandale 06/22/21 10:00:01 AM #1 | Were still doing the kill all the black people in white horror movies thing. Like the flashback sequence I can understand but that other guy was just unnecessary >_> --- she/her https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj |
| Topic | Potential hot take: Cool, Cool Mountain is BY FAR the worst map in Mario 64 |
| AlisLandale 06/22/21 6:00:06 AM #10 | The other snow level is worse by virtue of the star on top of the snowmans head. Fuck that capricious bridge penguin. >_> --- she/her https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj |
| Topic | Metroid 1986 |
| AlisLandale 06/22/21 5:58:35 AM #53 | So this topic, in conjunction with Dread hype, made me boot up the game again. Exploring the first are was a lot more straightforward than I remembered. If you dont use the elevators, youll have seen everything pretty quickly. But then you do go down to Kraid or Ridleys areas and now youre fucked because the damage scaling is stupid. Also the select button is put in a stupid place on the Switch so its a pain to quickly cycle between the beam and the missiles. >_ --- she/her https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj |
| Topic | It's kind of funny that Barret in FF7 is an ecoterrorist... *spoilers* |
| AlisLandale 06/22/21 5:55:13 AM #6 | To be fair, he was instrumental in convincing Dyne that coal was outdated and that the world was moving to alternatives. >_> --- she/her https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj |
| Topic | Harry Potter poop opens up so many questions |
| AlisLandale 06/22/21 5:48:49 AM #22 | pegusus123456 posted... And wizard can Vanish things. It's described as sending something "into non-being, which was to say, everything." Presumably, the spell just atomizes whatever it is you vanish. I smell a loophole with the unforgivable curses >_> --- she/her https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj |
| Topic | Should the United States invade Iran right now? |
| AlisLandale 06/22/21 2:17:23 AM #8 | |
| Topic | When did you first learn you were white? |
| AlisLandale 06/22/21 2:16:20 AM #19 | GameGodOfAll posted... For me it was 1998 and I was 9. It was the first time I ever drew a picture of myself with some crayons and was like "Whoa. I'm white." Had a long talk with my parental unit and ended up getting a B+ in class. This is how I found out Im Apricot --- she/her https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj |
| Topic | ITT we write a letter to Joe Biden three words at a time |
| AlisLandale 06/22/21 2:13:38 AM #15 | |
| Topic | ''It looked like some kinda man. Some kinda... Superman.'' |
| AlisLandale 06/22/21 1:57:07 AM #6 | |
| Topic | Final Fantasy 9 animated series (not anime) announced |
| AlisLandale 06/21/21 9:13:46 PM #53 | ManaYuka posted... The games are rated Teen. video game and tv ratings arent always 1:1 Ninja Turtles 2003 was Y7. All their console games besides the first were rated T. --- she/her https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj |
| Topic | Have you beaten the original Mega Man? |
| AlisLandale 06/21/21 5:52:24 PM #10 | Yeah. Without the pause exploit, even. but only once. Yellow Devil is a joke once you get the blob pattern, but Fireman always trips me up and wrecks my shit lmao --- she/her https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj |
| Topic | I want to fuck her. |
| AlisLandale 06/21/21 5:50:33 PM #4 | |
| Topic | Final Fantasy 9 animated series (not anime) announced |
| AlisLandale 06/21/21 5:12:46 PM #30 | Prismsblade posted... I mean 8-13 seems like the typical age demographic for. FF series. Dunno what fans were expecting otherwise. A adult cartoon like Invincible? This. Theres very little in IX thats much darker than anything youd see in like, Avatar. Youd probably have to tone down the events in Cleyra, and some of the more overt sexual themes, but thats about it. --- she/her https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj |
| Topic | This is why I don't play Yugioh anymore |
| AlisLandale 06/21/21 8:35:12 AM #2 | |
| Topic | Real talk, Metroids are probably my favorite fictional alien |
| AlisLandale 06/21/21 2:50:28 AM #1 | Theyre just so fucking cute. Theyre terrifying, eldritch abominations of science, but I just want to snuggle the adorable little bastards. look at em!  --- she/her https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj |
| Topic | Is there a word for a man who only prefers cis women? |
| AlisLandale 06/21/21 2:43:24 AM #25 | If a straight person will date transgender peeps, theyre New Striaght. If a straight person wont, theyre Straight Classic. and if a straight person is depressed, theyre Dire Straight --- she/her https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj |
| Topic | TIL Bioshock wasn't made by Bioware |
| AlisLandale 06/21/21 12:47:01 AM #1 | |
| Topic | Ghostbusters and Ghostbusters 2 are on TV. Which do you watch? |
| AlisLandale 06/20/21 11:56:02 PM #6 | Probably 2 just because Ive seen 1 so many times. I genuinely like the Vigo lore and some of the gags. But the first half of the movie being a lazy rehash of the first movie just brings the whole thing down --- she/her https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj |
| Topic | Pronouns too difficult for Elon Musk |
| AlisLandale 06/20/21 10:44:12 PM #7 | |
| Topic | Harry Potter poop opens up so many questions |
| AlisLandale 06/20/21 6:55:48 PM #1 | Perhaps the most pressing, where does all the poop go? The books have never demonstrated magic that can straight up erase matter from existence. In fact, the Hogwarts House Elves situation proves the universe still somewhat obeys basic thermodynamics, because they cant just magically create food out of nothing. So when wizards magic away their poop, it goes *somewhere*. But where? The Thames? But perhaps thats not as important as what are the mechanics of disposing of the poop? Making something disappear in the Harry Potter universe is a form of apparition. But apparition is a relatively high level spell. As late as Harrys fourth year at Hogwarts, he still hadnt learned it. So were old timey wizards just better at magic? Or were 13 year olds just shitting wherever, and some older wizard had to come after them and clean it up? But even then, apparition isnt always available. Anti-apparition charms are common and used in places like Hogwarts and the Ministry of Magic. Can you magic away your poop at Hogwarts? If apparition doesnt work, it seems unlikely that you could. So what, does the janitor clean up all the student poop? Is that why Filch is always so angry? I dunno, guys. Rowling never had to bring up solutions to wizard defecation, but she did, and its been prodding at my brain ever since. --- she/her https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj |
| Topic | *watches Harry Potter* ((Spoilers posted freely for all related media)) |
| AlisLandale 06/20/21 5:26:11 PM #18 | The Dursleys always read like Roald Dahl villains to me. They start to feel out of place as the stories start to take their drama a little more seriously, lol. But the actor for Vernon kills it. Absolutely love to hate that bastard lmao --- she/her https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj |
| Topic | Pokemon gen 2 is one of the worst |
| AlisLandale 06/20/21 5:17:57 PM #14 | GreatGoomba posted... Gen 2 is fine but chikorita is one of the worst pokemon designs  --- she/her https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj |
| Topic | It's funny how people are willing to accept theories like the universe is alive |
| AlisLandale 06/20/21 7:18:53 AM #12 | NeoBowser posted... at least the alive universe or ancient aliens dont hate on people so far as we know #CancelXenu --- she/her https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj |
| Topic | Marvel star SLAMS shippers (aka horny women) who want his character to be gay |
| AlisLandale 06/20/21 6:51:33 AM #38 | RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted... That shit was disgusting and no ot is not hot for two blood related brothers to fuck each other. Incest is disgusting and the show embracing the fan meme was a bad choice. Slash fiction? as in... Sam slash Dean. do they know were brothers? doesnt seem to matter --- she/her https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj |
| Topic | This MegaMan clip gets me every time |
| AlisLandale 06/20/21 3:24:03 AM #1 | |
| Topic | Sub-Zero or Scorpion |
| AlisLandale 06/20/21 3:15:06 AM #12 | Lokison posted... Scorpion has been in everyone of them too, even MKM: SZ He missed MK3 vanilla. --- she/her https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj |
| Topic | is it bad that i fetishize korean women |
| AlisLandale 06/20/21 3:03:26 AM #5 | Tell us the story, TC. Tell us how your love of Korean women began. --- she/her https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj |
| Topic | Metroid 1986 |
| AlisLandale 06/20/21 1:56:58 AM #13 | Your health defaulting to 30 every life is such a pain in the ass. I think Zelda did the same thing by only giving you three hearts, but for some reason it felt more tolerable there >_> --- she/her https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj |
| Topic | Have you ever played Castlevania? |
| AlisLandale 06/19/21 11:35:00 PM #19 | I played all the classic 2D games and a handful of the metroidvanias. Favorites are probably Rondo and Ecclesia. Though I haven't played SotN or Aria yet, which seem to be the most popular of that format. --- she/her https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj |
| Topic | Just beat Metroid Fusion... I'm shocked Nintendo made this game |
| AlisLandale 06/19/21 11:32:13 PM #14 | GameGodOfAll posted... In every way. Ehhhhh Fusion is great, but too much of its progression relies on "find the hidden door" tricks. In Super, uncovering secret rooms felt cool. In Fusion, you find a secret room, and it turns out that what you were supposed to do anyway. >_> Also I'm salty about one of the water paths that hid the entrance to the next room behind the foreground lmao --- she/her https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj |
| Topic | First time pixel artist. Comments and critique welcome. >_> |
| AlisLandale 06/19/21 11:27:15 PM #8 | Is it really that small? I was looking at NES games for reference since that's going to be my limit. I put together a shitty animation. https://imgur.com/OCSBQgo --- she/her https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj |
| Topic | First time pixel artist. Comments and critique welcome. >_> |
| AlisLandale 06/19/21 10:54:00 PM #5 | monkmith posted... why are the hands and legs slightly different colors? it was an attempt at shading. The leg/hand further away are darker. Idk if it works. <_< edit: saw your edit. yeah i see what you mean. but thanks peeps for the encouragement >_> --- she/her https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj |
| Topic | First time pixel artist. Comments and critique welcome. >_> |
| AlisLandale 06/19/21 10:44:36 PM #1 | Working on a game. The budget is zero dollars, so I've got to learn how to do the art myself. I've been fucking around with Gale and so far this is what I've got for the protag. (It's an RPG, so I'd like to come up with a male counterpart the player can choose, but we'll see how my ambition holds up) The retro 8-bit look isn't my preferred aesthetic, but I don't have the talent to risk anything better than this <_<  --- she/her https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj |
| Topic | It's funny watching sitcoms where they mention. |
| AlisLandale 06/19/21 10:02:16 PM #2 | |
| Topic | Reminder that spears > swords |
| AlisLandale 06/19/21 9:40:41 PM #54 | OmegaShinkai posted... The worst part about RPGs is how relatively rare polearms are a useable weapon Final Fantasy needs to make Dragoons a thing again. ...outside their MMOs and the Bravely franchise >_> --- she/her https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj |
| Topic | Why don't they make the whole Zelda out of dungeons? |
| AlisLandale 06/19/21 9:37:16 PM #3 | |
| Topic | Who can make the best "orangutan on a bike chasing scared girl" meme |
| AlisLandale 06/19/21 9:31:39 PM #6 | YugiNoob posted... lol I made a flipped version of that in the topic where the TC was complaining that The Trent's posts were annoying and not funny. lmaoooo, that's great. I'll try another one then.  --- she/her https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj |
| Topic | Who can make the best "orangutan on a bike chasing scared girl" meme |
| AlisLandale 06/19/21 9:21:02 PM #2 | |
| Topic | Death comes for us all, Oroku Saki. But something much worse comes for you. |
| AlisLandale 06/19/21 9:14:19 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Reminder that spears > swords |
| AlisLandale 06/19/21 9:10:52 PM #45 | The Wheelman1 posted... Lol no. Polearms have long range. Nunchuck wielders will have a hell of a hard time getting in on a polearm wielder. this is why you just chain two pole arms together to make super nunchaku --- she/her https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj |
| Topic | >New release from Frederich Chopin |
| AlisLandale 06/19/21 9:06:48 PM #3 | |
| Topic | Cop scared of groundhog; shoots it multiple times. |
| AlisLandale 06/19/21 9:03:44 PM #17 | Smh guy reads To Kill a Mockingbird one time and thinks hes Atticus Finch --- she/her https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj |
| Topic | Miles O Brien is a real space racist |
| AlisLandale 06/19/21 8:58:42 PM #8 | |
| Topic | Post memes here 8.0 |
| AlisLandale 06/19/21 8:30:42 PM #216 | |
| Topic | "Moving goalpost Beerus" is such bullshit |
| AlisLandale 06/19/21 7:22:48 PM #20 | Josiah_Is_Back posted... It would be more interesting for them to roll with the obvious--Beerus has been surpassed by Goku-- to explore further the relationship between the two and see Beerus actually have to try to reclaim his superior status. So turn him into Vegeta? --- she/her https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj |
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