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Elliot Page starred in Juno.

That doesn't look like a miserable pile of secrets.

Watching his show is a waste of time too.

That is a joke which gets better with age. The Simpsons' writers could truly see into the future.

Middle hope posted...

I thought of princess gwenevere and the jewel riders.

I make it really hard R or NC17

*coughs*

Big_Nabendu posted...

Beast wars
I remember you dinobot

Handled right, that would be a money printing machine.

Stop! Someone just gave you a shit ton of money to produce a live action summer blockbuster based on the intellectual property you just thought of.



How likely do you think the film would be to catch on? Would it be a viable source of merchandising? (No embezzling allowed.)

I haven't kept up on the series. Can you still do that infinite continues trick by pressing start on the second controller as you're about to lose?

That's how I beat Shao Khan in MK2 and MK3.

Proto_Spark posted...

He wasn't, in fact he was more of an ass in the earlier stuff IIRC. Well not exactly, but Spider Man 100% learns he needs to actually be a good person to be a superhero.

I think Garfield is underrated as Spider Man. The first one was great, and while Garfield could be "too cool" he still rocked the whole awkward outcast thing Peter Parker has.

Though I think Tom Holland has all the potential of being the best Peter Parker and Spider Man if only he was given an actual Spider Man story. Holland's Parker is way too cool and way too MCU focused. Peter Parker should never have the whole "king of the Nerds" thing he has in the MCU.

Holland's Spider-Man is just business.

Disney doesn't own the movie rights lock, stock, and barrel, so they're trying to utilize Spider-Man's popularity while still positioning their own heroes to be cooler.

SauI_Goodman posted...

Was goro not the final boss of mk? Or was it old shang tsung. Its been 30 years refresh my memory

Goro was the penultimate opponent. He was more difficult than Shang Tsung though. All Shang did was shoot some screaming fireballs and occasionally turn into previous MK opponents for a few seconds at a time.

They didn't add the Godzilla cartoon either when they were hyping up Godzilla vs Kong earlier in the month. Some missed opportunities if you ask me.

ArianaGrandSlam posted...

does it have Defenders of the Realm? Ill restart my sub right now

They do not.

As if it could top this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLVmybhXqtU

Andrew > Tom > Tobey

The Sam Raimi films had high production values, but Tobey Maguire was miscast. He was alright as Peter Parker, but he didn't feel like Spider-Man. He didn't have the cockiness down pat. It was like making a Muhammad Ali movie and not letting him trash talk.

Maybe Spider-Man was more humble in the 1960s when Sam Raimi was a kid, but that's ignoring several decades of development. I would say you might as well put Batman in blue but Hollywood did that too.

I wonder which episode is the one with the lesbian massage.

<_<

Kajagogo posted...

Michelangelo would not eat a Hawaiian pizza! I refuse to believe so!

I think this guy's put away a few Hawaiian pizzas before.

I for one would be happy if society were on a plateau.

That way, the far left and far right would walk off a ledge.

Mr_Karate_II posted...

What pizza place has this?

The Name!
THE NAME!

The Gatekeeper and the Keymaster possess people. Zuul does not.

It's reached a point where one can't even gloat over the defeat of a man like Hitler without someone bringing up how bad other people in the world are.

WTF

SSJKirby posted...

Shapeshifted into goro

when the beer goggles wear off

pics?

Don't take it hard, Ewan. You weren't responsible for the writing.

Samus is a girl

Rogue in Evolution had no ass. Original is better.

Dorfmann_ posted...

I had the Smithsonian version.

Cop plants some dope during an arrest then freaks out when he realizes he's being recorded.

haw haw

Tombstone was Val Kilmer's best role by far, but Ralph Fiennes was better. Doc Holiday is a lot easier to quote than Amon Goeth though. That's for sure.

<_<

Fuck that guy.

Gobstoppers12 posted...

I just love the animated versions of basically every character. Especially Mr. Freeze. He got the biggest upgrade of anybody.

1992: Mr. Freeze is better than ever.
1997: The climate is about to change...

Let's domesticate them. I bet wolves love skritches, belly rubs, and treat-treats.

At least you put in your two cents worth.

I mean to click Make Wiggler Squirm. I accidentally clicked 5 Itty Bitty Secrets.

Just because an episode is a pilot, that doesn't necessarily mean it's the first one aired. All a pilot technically means is that it's the one submitted to the studio for approval.

Usually, there's some kind of weirdness. Smithers is Black in The Simpsons, Marshal Dillon has a different office in the pilot of Gunsmoke, etc. In Batman's case, the pilot positioned Harvey Dent like he was going to be a recurring character. And that didn't really happen. He only had one more episode before they turned him into Two-Face.

I loved that Man-Bat episode.

There seems to be some confusion on the pilot. Some sources list On Leather Wings (Man-Bat), some list The Cat and the Claw Pt. 1 (Catwoman and Red Claw), and some list Christmas with the Joker (Joker). I believe HBO Max recognizes The Cat and the Claw as the first sequential episode.

He looks like a cross between Red Skull and the Penguin.

Giant_Aspirin posted...

how are you watching it? is it streaming anywhere or did you buy the box set?

HBO Max

The problem is that people crave name value. As much as I fault the studios for retreads, it's the public that only wants products they've heard of.

A person has an idea for an empowering story of a badass teenage girl and her robot sidekick battling fascism in the year 2424. If it's an original property, it will likely be canceled. If that girl is Judy Jetson, you have a brand name product and it could run for multiple seasons.

It has nothing to do with The Jetsons as an intellectual property. It's about recognizing The Jetsons as a brand name. We've gotten to the point where we treat intellectual properties like they were brand names. You don't want x-brand shoes. You want the name brand.