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| Topic | The Perfect Girl but she makes those multi tone car alarms during. |
| Aristoph 06/20/21 11:25:49 PM #2 | Only on the condition that the different tones represent her levels of excitement, and I have to work my way up through the entire chain to get her off. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
| Topic | Post memes here 8.0 |
| Aristoph 06/20/21 11:20:32 PM #232 | IfGodCouldDie posted... I wonder if eating these eggs is what has deformed that kids neck. It almost looks like his neck is actually just a thumb, with a face photoshopped onto it. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
| Topic | Name a video game or video game series worth spending $70 on day one. |
| Aristoph 06/18/21 2:58:57 AM #9 | I'll just go ahead and say Battlefield. I know they have a reputation for launching as buggy messes. But I personally find something really fun about being around during those early moments of jank in a video game. It's like every week someone is discovering some new glitch or exploit that creates insane shenanigans for a few days before getting patched out. And nobody's taking it too seriously because everyone is still exploring and unlocking everything and experimenting with the new sandbox. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
| Topic | How are these games related in any way |
| Aristoph 06/10/21 4:08:25 PM #2 | |
| Topic | Gymnast Simone Biles Wins Historic Seventh National Title |
| Aristoph 06/07/21 9:51:29 PM #10 | justaguy3492 posted... Didn't she do some crazy move just to have the judges not count it because it was so much better than the competition? Not quite. At least not that I know of. There was a controversy a while ago that her signature moves weren't being scored correctly. Like they weren't being given a difficulty score high enough to match the fact that they were so hard she was literally the only person on Earth to have ever done it. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
| Topic | Gymnast Simone Biles Wins Historic Seventh National Title |
| Aristoph 06/07/21 9:47:12 PM #8 | |
| Topic | When's the last time you bled CE? |
| Aristoph 06/06/21 5:33:29 PM #7 | Knicked myself shaving a couple days ago for the first time in years. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
| Topic | Fuck Yeah, Dynasty Warriors movie on Netflix July 1st |
| Aristoph 06/05/21 1:16:40 AM #27 | I Like Toast posted... like yeah the cgi is absolutely terrible, but everything else just...feels right for a dynasty warrior movie. I would argue that the shitty cgi also just feels right for a Dynasty Warriors movie, too. Like...let's face it. I love the games. But they're objectively pretty terrible. It's one of those series that's bad in just the right way so it's still a ton of not-serious fun. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
| Topic | Please at least respect Allen for his prompt response in reversing the changes. |
| Aristoph 06/03/21 9:38:58 PM #36 | EmbraceOfDeath posted... If everyone is going to get pissy even when you do the right thing, then there's no reason to waste your energy doing it. The right thing would have been to actually listen to the feedback in the first place and not rolled out the update. I'm not sure what's so hard to follow about this. He'd gotten nothing but negative feedback for the entire month and everyone kept telling him not to do it. I'll say it again: You don't get points for undoing a fuck-up that you were told was going to be a fuck-up well in advance. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
| Topic | Fuck Yeah, Dynasty Warriors movie on Netflix July 1st |
| Aristoph 06/03/21 9:27:21 PM #4 | |
| Topic | Please at least respect Allen for his prompt response in reversing the changes. |
| Aristoph 06/03/21 4:52:18 PM #13 | ForsakenHermit posted... He made the right call and the disaster lasted less than a day so I'll give him a thumbs up. You don't get a thumbs up for undoing something you were told not to do in the first place, imo. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
| Topic | Return of: Most melon is garbage tier fruit. |
| Aristoph 06/03/21 4:48:52 PM #15 | Jiek_Fafn posted... if you have to put salt on a fruit to make it great then it has issues I have literally never seen someone put salt on watermelon before. It sounds fucking disgusting. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
| Topic | A girl once dumped me because I pronounce the L in salmon |
| Aristoph 06/03/21 4:46:24 PM #4 | I was gonna say "C, final answer" but I actually think this one might be true. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
| Topic | Please at least respect Allen for his prompt response in reversing the changes. |
| Aristoph 06/03/21 4:44:44 PM #4 | Nah. He'd been getting told the redesign was garbage for a month and still decided to roll it out for some stupid reason. I think it probably went something like this: SB: Hey guys, check this out. What do you think? Boards: This looks like trash. SB: Really? Boards: Yes. Don't do this. SB: I'll work on it. Check it out next week and let me know? Boards: It still sucks. Don't do this. SB: Alright, let me try some more. How about now? Boards: This is fundamentally flawed. Don't do this. SB: Well, I think it's almost ready to go! What do you guys think? Boards: It's not ready. Don't do this. You're fucking up. SB: Time to launch! Boards: This is fucking trash. We told you not to do this. SB: Oh shit, did I fuck up? Boards: Yes. We warned you. SB: I'll put it back. Boards: Maybe next time you ask for feedback, try actually listening to it? --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
| Topic | How many of these 10 upcoming games do you intend to play? |
| Aristoph 06/02/21 8:36:04 PM #7 | Horizon is the only one I'm interested in at the moment. I'm open to a new Bond game, and a slim chance I'll check out Gran Turismo. But I'm not really holding my breath for either of them. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
| Topic | We have Auschwitz gas chambers now |
| Aristoph 06/01/21 6:21:55 PM #37 | Frolex posted... three pages of a topic lmfao I'm not gonna speak about the topic at this point, since it's clearly gone past the point of no return. But who the fuck is still using 10 messages per page? O_o --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
| Topic | A fan ran onto the court during a basketball game... |
| Aristoph 05/31/21 11:15:41 PM #11 | rodu_jr posted... seen worse The best part about this is that it was a player on the team he was a fan of that laid him out like a bitch. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
| Topic | Mythbuster:"All the nutrients goes inside her boobs" |
| Aristoph 05/29/21 4:08:33 AM #8 | I feel like this is appropriate here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A46iwtKfyn8 --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
| Topic | Did you take COVID vaccination yet? |
| Aristoph 05/28/21 4:38:28 AM #6 | Ryuko_Chan posted... no because the system is fucking bugged or something and it wont let me book my appointment I don't know where you live, but I was having a ridiculous time trying to book an actual appointment. I ended up getting mine by calling WalMart and getting on their "no-waste" list. Was only like a week later I got a call that someone had cancelled and I was able to get in for the first dose that day and obviously then got a scheduled appointment for the second. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
| Topic | Games you wanted to get into but couldn't |
| Aristoph 05/28/21 4:29:24 AM #8 | I tried to play FF12 like 4 different times and just completely lost interest in the story after maybe 15-20 hours every single time. I also hated the battle and leveling systems. And yes, the last attempt was the Zodiac version. It wasn't any better. Also Witcher 3. I could objectively see that it was a great game. But I just couldn't get into the combat and I had zero interest in the stuff like crafting/potion making and Gwent. Probably put like 20 hours into that as well before quitting. EDIT: Add RDR2 to my list, too. The first one is one of my favorite games ever, but the second one's world just didn't captivate me the way the first one did. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
| Topic | Have you ever said the n-word before? |
| Aristoph 05/27/21 1:00:41 PM #34 | Besides reading certain books in school, as someone already mentioned, yes I have said it. It's always been in a quote, though. And only around people that I have already made sure are ok with it. Ironically, all of those people are black friends. Every white person I speak to is bothered by it, even when it's just quoting people like rappers and comedians. But let's be honest, Katt Williams is funny as hell and it just doesn't sound right to quote his jokes without using the word. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
| Topic | Post memes here 7.0 |
| Aristoph 05/25/21 4:31:39 PM #476 | IShall_Run_Amok posted... Also I found this. My sig is now worthless. "DISABLED PEOPLE think they can INFECT JAPAN'S WATER SUPPLY WITH POLITICS? OUR GOOD LORD JESUS CHRIST BEATS THEM IN A MELEE TOURNAMENT" lmfao this thing is gold! --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
| Topic | Have you ever called the police? |
| Aristoph 05/23/21 7:07:43 PM #6 | Yeah. I was working night shift alone when some bastards pulled a smash & grab. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
| Topic | Ohio to end ALL pandemic health orders in 3 weeks |
| Aristoph 05/13/21 10:03:07 AM #7 | As a resident of Ohio, I'm not thrilled about them dropping all of the restrictions flat out like this. Though I don't expect most businesses to change their mask and distancing policies any time soon. But I will give props for finally just coming out and saying "fuck it, if they won't do it because it's the responsible thing to do, maybe we can just fucking pay these idiots to do it." --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
| Topic | Because the hook brings you back |
| Aristoph 05/13/21 3:33:34 AM #4 | I...umm...how? I literally just went on Youtube 5 minutes ago to listen to this song after not having heard it for years. No clue what even made me think of it, but it's randomly been stuck in my head all day. Dafuq? --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
| Topic | I can't believe some CEmen are actually supporting Israel in their genocide |
| Aristoph 05/12/21 2:10:48 AM #4 | I can absolutely believe it, honestly. There is absolutely no subject some of these people won't troll about. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
| Topic | This question has people STUMPED : How long to watch a 10 min video at 1.5 speed |
| Aristoph 05/10/21 7:58:01 PM #122 | CableZL posted... Some would argue that those two aren't mutually exclusive Indeed. In fact, some would argue that trolling requires embarrassing oneself. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
| Topic | Do you think this woman's shorts are too short? She was banned from six flags |
| Aristoph 05/10/21 7:53:18 PM #72 | CasualGuy posted... If wearing it inside an elementary school would be trashy, don't wear it to six flags. In what universe is six flags equivalent to an elementary school? Fuck outta here with that. And for the record, SIX FLAGS LET HER IN WITH THAT OUTFIT. She had to walk through the gates and show her tickets to get in. It's the security guard who had a problem with it. Or, more likely, some ugly prude bitch who was upset that their man was staring at someone else and then complained to security. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
| Topic | Do you think this woman's shorts are too short? She was banned from six flags |
| Aristoph 05/10/21 7:50:14 PM #67 | CasualGuy posted...
It's almost literally the most appropriate place for it. What the fuck are you on about? When do you go to amusement parks, generally? Middle of winter or some stupid shit like that? No! You go in the summer, when it's sunny and hot as hell with all the blacktop and concrete and steel acting like a damn oven. Wearing clothing as relaxed, breathable, and comfortable as possible is the ideal. For most people, that means stuff like shorts and tank tops that let you stay as cool as possible in the sweltering heat. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
| Topic | This question has people STUMPED : How long to watch a 10 min video at 1.5 speed |
| Aristoph 05/10/21 7:39:37 PM #117 | SrRd_RacinG posted... 2X faster = 5 mins Y'know what? Since just calling people a troll and telling them they're wrong while explaining the correct answer doesn't work, how about I try something else? So what you're trying to tell me is that 150% of 7.5 is equal to 10? That's really what you're going with? 150% = 1.5 So you're actually claiming that 7.5 * 1.5 = 10? Really? Go back to middle school, please. EDIT: I phrased that horribly. lol --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
| Topic | This question has people STUMPED : How long to watch a 10 min video at 1.5 speed |
| Aristoph 05/10/21 7:30:35 PM #114 | Disengaged posted... Half of 5 minutes is 1.5 times as fast. No, it's not. Go troll somewhere else. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
| Topic | This question has people STUMPED : How long to watch a 10 min video at 1.5 speed |
| Aristoph 05/10/21 7:20:13 PM #109 | Steffenfield posted... A friend of mine said 4 minutes. I'm not sure what you're asking exactly? If it's a 4 minute (240 second) video and you want to know how long it would take to watch at 1.5x speed, you'd have the question "240 seconds is equivalent to some duration at 1.5 times speed": 240 = 1.5x 240/1.5 = x 160 = x So 2 minutes and 40 seconds. If you're asking how long the video would have to be in order for it to last 4 minutes when you watch it at 1.5x speed, you'd have the question "what duration is equivalent to 240 seconds at 1.5 times speed": x = 240 * 1.5 x = 360 So 6 minutes. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
| Topic | Do you think this woman's shorts are too short? She was banned from six flags |
| Aristoph 05/10/21 6:58:37 PM #46 | nemu posted... They appear to have rules of no bathing suits outside of designated water park areas, but I assume that has multiple factors including the material being unsafe for rides, being shirtless/wearing a bikini, etc. So basically "It's ok if you show skin here, but not if you step 100 feet that way. Over there it's just obscene." Fuck that park, and fuck that rent-a-cop wannabe who probably failed to get a job with the actual police and has now let the modicum of power as a security guard go to their head. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
| Topic | This question has people STUMPED : How long to watch a 10 min video at 1.5 speed |
| Aristoph 05/10/21 6:42:10 PM #104 | CuriousPoops posted... Trumble posted... This doesn't work because it's not a linear relationship. 10^2 = 100 20^2 = 400 So clearly, since 15 is half way between 10 and 20, that means 15^2 = 250, right? Oh, no, that's wrong, 15^2 = 225. Because that's not a linear relationship either. But you already know all this and are just trolling. For those who are actually still confused and would like a better explanation with more descriptive language instead of just numbers: You need to establish your equation properly first. We know the video length is 10 minutes (600 seconds). We want to know what the duration is when the speed of playback is changed. It's pretty common sense that the speed modifier would be a multiplier ("2 times normal speed", "6 times as fast", etc.) When we use the word 'times' in language it means multiplication. So we have the basic setup for the equation. "10 minutes is equivalent to some duration at 1.5 times speed." We want to find that duration, so that's what we make our variable. "10 minutes" -> 600 "is equivalent to" -> 600 = "some duration" -> 600 = x "at 1.5 times speed" -> 600 = 1.5*x This is how you turn the question in sentence form into an equation in mathematical form. 600 = 1.5x Then, since you're trying to find the value for x, you isolate that variable to one side by dividing both sides by 1.5: 600 / 1.5 = (1.5x)/1.5 Then simplifying: 400 = x So the duration we're looking for is 400 seconds. Converted into minutes gives us 6 minutes and 40 seconds. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
| Topic | This question has people STUMPED : How long to watch a 10 min video at 1.5 speed |
| Aristoph 05/10/21 3:42:18 PM #70 | DepreceV2 posted... I feel so damn dumb... When someone explained your mistake, you recognized it, admitted it, and changed your opinion. That already puts you leagues ahead of most people these days. Don't worry about it. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
| Topic | I said "happy mothers day" to my mom yesterday |
| Aristoph 05/10/21 2:03:27 AM #9 | Guide posted... that's just too many cakes. This is a statement that has never been and will never be true. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
| Topic | Which witch-playing actress is hotter: Emma Watson or Kiernan Shipka? |
| Aristoph 05/06/21 9:07:31 PM #5 | Definitely Emma Watson. It will always be Emma Watson. She's nearly perfect physically. Shame she's got such a shit personality. :-/ --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
| Topic | Gosh I forgot how much I hated X-Play reviews lol |
| Aristoph 05/05/21 7:43:46 PM #24 | Strider102 posted... X-Play gave us this gem though. The look on his face when he turns to the camera after the game somehow manages to recognize "bark like a dog" is fucking priceless. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
| Topic | Post memes here 7.0 |
| Aristoph 05/03/21 3:38:22 PM #325 | kirbyakaZ posted... Australia shouldn't be easy mode. Most of the land is uninhabited and the rest is shared with all manners of animals that want you dead. Yeah, Australia should be "Insane (PVP off)" --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
| Topic | Scenario: 7 million Chinese soldiers just attacked Ohio. |
| Aristoph 05/03/21 3:05:16 AM #28 | I live in Ohio, so I'm probably already dead. I guess that means I don't do anything. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
| Topic | The perfect girl but she's addicted to doing it in public |
| Aristoph 05/02/21 4:01:45 PM #2 | |
| Topic | Why aren't you vaccinated yet? |
| Aristoph 04/30/21 8:42:53 PM #4 | |
| Topic | Mike Wimmer, 12, graduating high school and college in the same week |
| Aristoph 04/28/21 10:51:44 PM #4 | He's not just graduating both within a week, he's actually graduating college first and then high school 7 days later. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
| Topic | I just realized both "adios" and "bye" are about god |
| Aristoph 04/22/21 2:51:40 AM #8 | Smackems posted... How the hell is "go with" just "ah" It's more like the "ah" sound is just "with" and the "go" is implied. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
| Topic | Teacher claims a black boy sexual assaulted her as he was running for his life. |
| Aristoph 04/18/21 3:23:13 PM #2 | Even the bullies looked at her like "bitch...what?" --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
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