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TopicDo you look at your penis when you pee?
MachineJaipur
05/12/21 6:19:57 PM
#1
If you have a penis.








Do you watch yourself pee?
TopicC/D - Satan is just God with His angry hat on
MachineJaipur
05/12/21 3:57:01 PM
#6
My lowkey favorite interpretation of Satan is that he actually took fault with God creating a subservient population and wanted to make a more free humanity. God took issue with that, so it's actually God that's the bad guy and Satan is the good guy
TopicITT: Wet doggo on shrooms
MachineJaipur
05/12/21 11:09:54 AM
#6
InTheEyesOfFire posted...
Looks like its a puppy nearly reaching adulthood.
Hard to tell, doggo is wet
TopicITT: Wet doggo on shrooms
MachineJaipur
05/12/21 8:48:23 AM
#4
GranolaPanic posted...
Thats either a very light dog or very sturdy mushrooms.


Here is a light doggo
TopicITT: Wet doggo on shrooms
MachineJaipur
05/12/21 8:40:55 AM
#1


Somebody get this doggo some help
TopicIs the H in hours silent?
MachineJaipur
05/12/21 12:06:50 AM
#4
The H is silent because our hours are ours to do as we please
TopicIs the H in hours silent?
MachineJaipur
05/11/21 12:15:21 AM
#1
Is it?


Hours
TopicThis question has people STUMPED : How long to watch a 10 min video at 1.5 speed
MachineJaipur
05/10/21 8:12:46 PM
#127
Also

If you watched a 7 1/2 minute video once then half of that video again

You'd be at 11 1/4 minutes spent

If you watch a 6 2/3 minute videos once then half of that again

You'd be at 10 minutes spent
TopicThis question has people STUMPED : How long to watch a 10 min video at 1.5 speed
MachineJaipur
05/10/21 8:11:08 PM
#126
Akagami_Shanks posted...
Why is this still a topic. Go watch a 10min and time yourself. Dumbass smh

TopicWhat's faster? An airplane shaped dragon or a chonky cat?
MachineJaipur
05/10/21 8:06:25 PM
#7


Pokmon makes no sense
TopicWhat's faster? An airplane shaped dragon or a chonky cat?
MachineJaipur
05/10/21 5:08:21 PM
#1
Which?



TopicBullied 12 y/o boy dies after being punched in the head at school for $1
MachineJaipur
05/09/21 9:24:42 PM
#28
sktgamer_13dude posted...
What kind of sociopath hits someone in the head as hard as they can for a fucking $1.

The kid(s) who did it AND the kid(s) who gave the kid(s) the bet deserve to be charged for fucking murder.
The kind of sociopath who probably thinks "oh he'll be fine" or "it's not a big deal" without knowing how dangerous any kind of head injury can be.
TopicBullied 12 y/o boy dies after being punched in the head at school for $1
MachineJaipur
05/09/21 9:22:13 PM
#26
This is why head injuries are no joke.

Its an unfortunate, horrible situation all around.
TopicWould desiring your SO to be totally nude all the time be lewd or foul?
MachineJaipur
05/09/21 7:36:15 PM
#1
Which?



Imagine it's a legitimate deal breaker for this scenario

Obviously at home, not in public necessarily
Topic12 year old dies after being punched in the head by someone offered $1
MachineJaipur
05/09/21 1:32:09 PM
#3
This is why head injuries are no fucking joke.
TopicDo you want to pet her?
MachineJaipur
05/09/21 12:52:48 PM
#15
TheOtherMike posted...
I want to pet all the puppies.
Good man
TopicDo you want to pet her?
MachineJaipur
05/09/21 9:30:57 AM
#11
Frizzurd posted...
My dog is a greyhound/shepherd mix. She kind of has that fake doberman look.
Is she really high energy?
TopicDo you want to pet her?
MachineJaipur
05/08/21 6:54:45 PM
#9
SSJCAT posted...
Animal abuse
Yes
TopicDo you want to pet her?
MachineJaipur
05/08/21 5:13:56 PM
#7
Frizzurd posted...
Why did they have to crop her ears?
Gotta get that aggressive look, can't have those big cute floppy ears
TopicATTN: Tesla Owners
MachineJaipur
05/08/21 5:13:01 PM
#1
Would you own a Tesla, CE?








Would you own one?
TopicDo you want to pet her?
MachineJaipur
05/08/21 3:22:59 PM
#4
Kaiganeer posted...
that's an ugly, malnourished dog right there


Well here's another one of the same breed
TopicDo you want to pet her?
MachineJaipur
05/08/21 3:18:07 PM
#1
Do you?




Doggo
TopicAMC on the move up again after earnings call
MachineJaipur
05/07/21 10:15:09 AM
#3
Still down like $30 on the $430 i invested in AMC
TopicCan you properly yeet a stick/spear?
MachineJaipur
05/07/21 9:15:53 AM
#1
can you?






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niMu5ksqa4g

^man says to stick "YEET"
TopicWhat second season does CE not want to watch?
MachineJaipur
05/06/21 11:42:56 PM
#1
TV or Anime
TopicC/D you've had a woman try to forcefully get herself pregnant by you
MachineJaipur
05/06/21 11:06:53 AM
#2
D sounds p fucked up
TopicAuto correct is the definition of a double edged sword
MachineJaipur
05/06/21 11:05:30 AM
#2
Then stop making up words lol
TopicReignFury is SUSPENDED
MachineJaipur
05/06/21 10:53:32 AM
#8
I made this topic when it happened but it didn't receive any attention so I deleted it lol
TopicAgents of shield is officially no longer MCU canon
MachineJaipur
05/06/21 10:37:54 AM
#2
Wonder if something conflicts with the desired canon going forward
TopicReignFury is SUSPENDED
MachineJaipur
05/06/21 8:38:39 AM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com./user.php?db=.8.user=ReignFury

Don't advocate for anyone to commit suicide, folks
TopicAZ auditors looking for Bamboo fibers in ballots, cause suspected Asian origin
MachineJaipur
05/06/21 8:37:14 AM
#40
hyperpowder posted...
Why would China make their paper out of bamboo?
Because racists think that's all China does? Communism and Bamboo?
TopicAZ auditors looking for Bamboo fibers in ballots, cause suspected Asian origin
MachineJaipur
05/06/21 7:37:48 AM
#36
Tom Clark posted...
Surely, surely there has to come a point where they think "maybe we just lost, guys"...

TopicAZ auditors looking for Bamboo fibers in ballots, cause suspected Asian origin
MachineJaipur
05/06/21 1:41:31 AM
#17
CableZL posted...
There's going to be something even dumber than this... Like... Tomorrow
Maybe God will spare us for a day or so
TopicAZ auditors looking for Bamboo fibers in ballots, cause suspected Asian origin
MachineJaipur
05/05/21 11:01:53 PM
#10
Awesker002 posted...
Why the fuck would they be made out of bamboo?
Because the only thing they know about Asia is that bamboo grows there?
TopicAZ auditors looking for Bamboo fibers in ballots, cause suspected Asian origin
MachineJaipur
05/05/21 10:54:46 PM
#1
https://twitter.com/dennis_welch/status/1390014544890658819

Video in link

John Brakey, an official helping oversee the audit of the 2020 Arizona election, says auditors are looking for bamboo fibers because of a baseless accusation that 40K ballots from Asia were smuggled here. #AzAuditPool

dasracist.gif

They're so goddamned desperate, holy shit
TopicVaccine made with bleach, Hydroxychloroquine, disinfectant...
MachineJaipur
05/05/21 9:03:05 AM
#3
See if Trump had came out and rubber stamped the vaccines with his seal of approval, made a visible deal of getting one of the shots, they'd all have gotten the "Trump vaccine"

Hell, he could say that each vaccine has one of his tears and they'd be killing each other scrambling over themselves to get it
TopicWhat song is currently stuck in your head
MachineJaipur
05/05/21 1:16:24 AM
#4
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RQVUsWlq8yw

Wasn't at the moment but it's been in my head most of the day
TopicThe clitoris is the pleasure center of the vulva
MachineJaipur
05/04/21 11:14:16 AM
#5
Rip TC
TopicSony strongly disliked crossplay according to Epic lawsuit. Forced royalties
MachineJaipur
05/04/21 10:54:49 AM
#32
Veggeta X posted...
Sorry but I can see why they wouldn't wanna do things that make them lose money? That's business 101, dude.
If cross play with other platforms causes you to lose serious money, maybe reevaluate your business.

Whats to stop your consumer that already has a PS4 from buying an Xbox to play with their friends, and falling in love with Game Pass or something? We already know that consoles aren't profit drivers so it isn't like "well we made money on the console"

Its just risky business to be walled garden. It's why Apple has never really properly taken off outside of America and why Android dominates.
TopicSony strongly disliked crossplay according to Epic lawsuit. Forced royalties
MachineJaipur
05/04/21 9:49:48 AM
#10
eston posted...
Honestly, fuck these entitled pricks, they need to stop trying to tell other companies how to run their business. Hell I remember when they just went ahead and "accidentally" turned on crossplay just because they could. I doubt that earned them any good will.
Its one way to show that it's possible and that Sony is just being a bunch of stuck up anuses about crossplay.

If you're trying to expand your business and one of your partners is sticking their head in the sand that is up their anus, wouldn't you rip their head out of their ass to earn hundreds of millions, if not billions, additional in profit?
TopicIs racism rooted in past fears survival based?
MachineJaipur
05/04/21 8:10:12 AM
#2
Maybe in select cases

But vast majority of racism is propagated by the upper class turning the lower classes against each other
TopicWhenever you get modded why do you automatically think it's Error behind it?
MachineJaipur
05/04/21 7:51:44 AM
#3
Because the other common CE mods are too busy shit posting to be checking the queue?
TopicThe PERFECT girl but this is LITERALLY her only outfit
MachineJaipur
05/03/21 8:28:51 PM
#15
Wii_Shaker posted...
Her only outfit?

Is she homeless?
Is your perfect girl homeless?
TopicThe PERFECT girl but this is LITERALLY her only outfit
MachineJaipur
05/03/21 7:45:56 PM
#11
Pretty split polling
TopicWas War Machine the only recasted characters in the mcu?
MachineJaipur
05/03/21 3:33:58 PM
#32
I wouldn't count Thanos as a recast in the traditional sense since there wasn't an official proper casting at the time
TopicBlack man wrongly arrested due to racist facial recognition technology
MachineJaipur
05/02/21 11:09:19 PM
#5
If police are going to use these machines to do their job then multiple people need to be made to sign off on it and if something like this happens, restitution to the victim comes out of their pay.
TopicThe PERFECT girl but this is LITERALLY her only outfit
MachineJaipur
05/02/21 10:06:54 PM
#1
Could you date her? See post for pic




Literally the only thing she ever wears. She has 5 replicas of the exact same outfit so she won't be smelling.

Any attempts to get her to change or put on additional clothes results in arguments and no sex for that night.

For places that require additional clothes like sleeves, she can add a couple small bags on her arms but it has to be bags
Topic'Suicide, sex, masturbation, God, the Bible' - When GOP Lawmaker Sub Teaches
MachineJaipur
05/02/21 4:24:32 PM
#14
4 of you guys had multiple but nobody has shared stories
Topic'Suicide, sex, masturbation, God, the Bible' - When GOP Lawmaker Sub Teaches
MachineJaipur
05/02/21 2:06:14 PM
#13
Always love it when they go with the "I'm so smart that I planned it!"
TopicLeading voice in the Republican party... Let's not talk about slavery.
MachineJaipur
05/02/21 10:03:54 AM
#8
nemu posted...
It kind of depends on what the material actually wants to teach. There's definitely a difference between making sure people understand what happened in the past without it being glossed over like it most certainly has been in some places and some of the white guilt shit we've seen peddled.
I think America will be OK with some white guilt shit.

Basically kids/teens need to understand that even post-slavery/post-desegregation, America has done some fucked up shit to the black community and that it is up to the younger generation to ensure that they do everything in their power to ensure they don't continue the cycle of abuses.

Now if it's a pure white guilt trip of "oh white man is the devil, fuck the white man" then yeah that'd be pretty fucked up and not useful
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