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Market closes today @ 2pm et

some fuckery going on with gme, amc, bb. they all dropped very quickly and are all recovering those drops just as quick, just not as good.

never too late

I was molested by someone of the same sex so yes technically

Shorts n shirt. The fat guy combo

Where the hell were these guys when Thanos and Ultron were wrecking havoc?

Friends are worthless.

Help Senator Greene

I honest-to-god got a bill for the EMTs telling me my son was dead. This is just among the zillion goddamn reasons we need universal healthcare

There is no defining feature of conservative ideology

Close your account TC

Its just so bitter and angry

Right wingers are the only ones who consistently fail to be funny. Because their idealogy is solely based on punching down on the already downtrodden and laughing at human misery and suffering. Which is anti-thetical to comedy.

that's a No

GAZA After a brutal 11 days of violence between Israelis and Palestinians, some Palestinians have proposed a peaceful path forward. Their solution is to simply request that all Israelis stop existing immediately.
This land has gone far too long without lasting, meaningful peace. That is why today we are calling for an Israeli Cease To Exist-Fire, announced Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas. Think of this in the same way as a normal ceasefire, but instead of a war ending, its a small specific group of people. Finally, we will have no more pain, no more fear, no more rockets, and no more Jews.
This move is being hailed by the media as a truly remarkable and historic step forward and anyone who doesnt agree is clearly an anti-peace warmonger. How didnt we think of this sooner?! said an AP reporter, Jonathan Hallali. Think of the lives that couldve been saved if all of the Israelis stopped existing days ago!
Despite the seemingly perfect solution proposed, Israelis have been quite disagreeable and unwilling to compromise with this simple request. It just goes to show you that the Israelis were never serious about peace in the first place. Hallali continued. It doesnt get any fairer than this and yet they continue to exist out of spite!
While no deal has been made yet with the Israelis, all Palestinians have preemptively been given a Nobel Peace Prize just for even suggesting this idea.

Diff strokes I guess

No more jews!!!?

This sounds like an issue with one of the contractors, and honestly I'm not sure how they plan to find the culprit if there's no chance of them doing it while the site is shut down

Yeah, this is unfortunately common, and they can't ever name them because that person could be someone of extreme influence who could shut down their careers instantly.

17's legal in many states

A young woman with retrograde amnesia,