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TopicOnline dating is painful.
JBaLLEN66
04/26/21 3:59:38 PM
#16
Mike Xtreme posted...
Online dating and job searching have to be two of the most soul crushing endevors


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TopicFuck it, may as well buy one of those pocket vaginas from Amazon
JBaLLEN66
04/26/21 2:29:49 PM
#20
I might get one

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TopicHow do I know if a massage parlor is good
JBaLLEN66
04/26/21 1:45:16 PM
#32
Duncan has done nothing wrong, quit trolling

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TopicHow do I know if a massage parlor is good
JBaLLEN66
04/26/21 1:39:29 PM
#29
Duncanwii posted...
Well you don't have to worry about that because you already are.

meaniebutt

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TopicHow do I know if a massage parlor is good
JBaLLEN66
04/26/21 1:37:45 PM
#27
Duncanwii posted...
That doesnt make what your doing ok.

I don't want to be a the loser mane

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TopicHow do I know if a massage parlor is good
JBaLLEN66
04/26/21 1:30:08 PM
#25
Duncanwii posted...
Then you are doing a pretty terrible thing. This will blow up in your face eventually and I hope you lose all 3.

They are probably cheating too lmao, it's gen Z

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TopicHow do I know if a massage parlor is good
JBaLLEN66
04/26/21 1:26:55 PM
#23
Duncanwii posted...
Do they know about each other and are ok with you cheating on them?

No when 99% of girls try and be hard and independent and play the who can care less game then it's pretty easy to have multiple gfs without them knowing

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TopicHow do I know if a massage parlor is good
JBaLLEN66
04/26/21 1:14:26 PM
#20
Duncanwii posted...
Having more than one girlfriend is basically cheating on all 3.

You try dating Gen Z women

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Topic5 healthy foods that will keep you fat
JBaLLEN66
04/26/21 1:05:31 PM
#50
DuranOfForcena posted...
2000 calorie broccoli? 3000 calorie chicken breast? i hope these figures are purposely exaggerated and this post is a tongue in cheek way of calling attention to how overboard TC is going with this


You can easily make vegetables high calorie by cooking them in WHOLE FOOD oils and adding unnecessary ****. Just look at the unhealthy foods vegans eat

https://parade.com/845745/melaniemcdonald/40-irresistible-savory-vegan-comfort-food-recipes/#gallery_845745-2

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Topic5 healthy foods that will keep you fat
JBaLLEN66
04/26/21 12:48:53 PM
#46
CanuckCowboy posted...
Tc doesn't know what he's on about hes just anti calorie dense foods which is stupid.
And he literally called jif peanut butter healthy.

I guess icing sugar is healthy too.

buttt are they really that good cmon man

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TopicHow do I know if a massage parlor is good
JBaLLEN66
04/26/21 12:37:49 PM
#12
I have 3 girlfriends, I ain't looking for any of that ****

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TopicHow do I know if a massage parlor is good
JBaLLEN66
04/26/21 12:31:49 PM
#8
I do want a female masseuse me though, how I know that will happen

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TopicHow do I know if a massage parlor is good
JBaLLEN66
04/26/21 12:25:50 PM
#1
Halp

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Topic5 healthy foods that will keep you fat
JBaLLEN66
04/26/21 12:04:20 PM
#41
Strider102 posted...
You're not going to get me to stop eating peanut butter. I'm going to eat a giant spoonful when I get home specifically to spite you.

Work foods that you like in to your macros, Im not giving up donuts and alcohol lol

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Topic5 healthy foods that will keep you fat
JBaLLEN66
04/26/21 11:51:28 AM
#38
DuranOfForcena posted...
it's a rate that i am comfortable with. it's not a race. what i am doing to lose weight is steady and sustainable, and i know i will get to my target weight eventually with it, and staying at my target weight thereafter is something that i know i will be more than comfortable with maintaining for the rest of my life.

and for the first about 1 1/2 years, it was done completely through dietary changes alone, no physical activity whatsoever. i have severe scoliosis and chronic lower back pain, so what i can do physically is very limited compared to most. my pain was in such a bad condition by the time i had ballooned up to around 280 and been so sedentary for years that i couldn't do anything physical at all without the risk of aggravating the pain. last year i finally got back on Obamacare and in July started doing physical therapy and pain management. around September or so i also started doing daily low impact cardio. from that and from the rehabilitation thanks to the physical therapy, and the ongoing resistance band regimen i do almost every day, the pace of my weight loss has picked up a little bit. but it's still pretty slow according to most standards, i guess. i don't really care though, like i said, it's not a race.

SMH

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Topic5 healthy foods that will keep you fat
JBaLLEN66
04/26/21 11:15:22 AM
#29
DuranOfForcena posted...
^wow, what a cop-out

I ate Whataburger, In N out, Velvet Taco, and donuts last week, am I going to go around telling novice people trying to lose weight that they are healthy because I know how to fit them in my macros...Hell NO, STFU

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Topic5 healthy foods that will keep you fat
JBaLLEN66
04/26/21 11:09:12 AM
#27
DuranOfForcena posted...
i eat steel cut oatmeal almost every single day and i've lost 80 pounds in the last 2 1/2 years. i use a quarter cup of dry oats as per the directions, a 2 to 1 ratio of water to nonfat milk, and i flavor it with either banana nutmeg, blueberry cinnamon, or spiced pumpkin puree. i also use olive oil to cook my scrambled eggs almost every day, and for many other frequent things beside. so you really don't know what you are talking about when it comes to those things. especially because, as a complex carb, oatmeal is very filling, and helps me to not have the urge to snack throughout the day like i would if i had a less hearty food in the morning.

the nuts i will give you though. i was putting crushed walnuts in my oatmeal almost every day for awhile there (as well as mashed avocado in my chicken, grain, and veggie bowls), and my weight loss was stalled out for a little while there, and i didn't realize why at first. now i only do the nuts and the avocado every once in awhile.


DuranOfForcena posted...
also that "cheap ass spray with 0 calories" doesn't actually have 0 calories, it has so small of a fraction of a calorie per spritz "serving" that they are legally allowed to round it off to 0, even though there is actually a small amount of calories in that spritz, and when you are doing 10 or 12 spritzes on something like most people will, you are getting the same exact amount of calories you would be getting by using the same kind of oil in a regular pour bottle instead of a wasteful and more expensive per ounce spray bottle. so you are dead wrong on that one.

Holy ****, you are taking this topic too far and literal. Put yourself in a perspective a novice person just trying to lose weight. Joe blow isn't over here measuring oatmeal by the cup and using almond milk and blah blah blah blah. The point of the damn topic is that I can easily make a healthy looking bowl of oatmeal 1000 calories and eat it every day. Holy ****, I can't do this anymore!! 2 cups of oatmeal, 3 big scoops of peanut butter, protein powder, milk, bananas, flax seeds/////make it look like on of those stupid acai bowls and bam.... Just Quttttt

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Topic5 healthy foods that will keep you fat
JBaLLEN66
04/26/21 10:12:51 AM
#23
TommyG663513 posted...
Well please share the recipe then. I'm down to mix up my usual oatmeal routine for some french toast.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-p84S56h3U

Mine is modified though but you can start from there lol

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Topic5 healthy foods that will keep you fat
JBaLLEN66
04/26/21 10:11:49 AM
#22
redlem posted...
Based on your logic the 1 cup of Coco-Puffs is better for you than the 0.5 cup of oatmeal because they both are 150 calories.
But you do know that not all calories are equal right?
But this sounds like a rant from the mom who wants to sue the grocery store because a kid had a peanut butter sandwich in the shopping cart and your kid has a peanut allergy.

wahhhh

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Topic5 healthy foods that will keep you fat
JBaLLEN66
04/26/21 10:11:21 AM
#21
ROOTFayth posted...
lol 50g of protein in one sitting, youre trying to destroy your kidneys or somethin?

okay it's 30 g, but still delicious :)

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Topic5 healthy foods that will keep you fat
JBaLLEN66
04/26/21 9:57:50 AM
#16
TommyG663513 posted...
My Oatmeal set up is around 500-550 calories with like just under 50g of Protein.

I also have a fruit smoothie with it that comes in at around 100 calories

I can easily avoid eating for 5-6 hours afterwards if I really need to.

Where do you get your nutritional information?

And my French Toast set up is 400 calories with 50g of protein.

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Topic5 healthy foods that will keep you fat
JBaLLEN66
04/26/21 9:57:02 AM
#15
Giant_Aspirin posted...
you asserted that those 5 foods will "keep you fat". im challenging that assertion by saying i eat 2/5 of those foods on a daily basis and im not fat at all. so clearly your initial assertion is lacking some qualifier(s).

i dont work out at all aside from walking for 30m daily and playing disc golf 4-5 times a week.

I mean that's why I placed it number 5 on the list because you can eat oatmeal and make it more fitting, but there are wayyyy better and more tastier options. In addition, the average joe without any knowledge in how calories work might just see oatmeal and load it up(2-3 cups worth because 1/2 cup is tiny) with milk, peanut butter, bananas, sugar, and etc and think it is beneficial.

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Topic5 healthy foods that will keep you fat
JBaLLEN66
04/26/21 9:49:54 AM
#9
ROOTFayth posted...
oils are not healthy food, its processed and completely empty calories, an olive is whole food, olive oil obviously isnt

BUT ITS WHOLE FOOD and it was 10 bucks

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Topic5 healthy foods that will keep you fat
JBaLLEN66
04/26/21 9:48:44 AM
#8
Giant_Aspirin posted...
this statement is 100% meaningless without additional information. you could be getting a dry salad for all we know

same thing for your post, what are you eating the rest of the day? Are you working out a lot? What's the measurement of oatmeal you are using? I mean I have a 300-400 calorie oatmeal setup, but most people I know that are eating oatmeal are just loading it up with not almond milk lol.

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Topic5 healthy foods that will keep you fat
JBaLLEN66
04/26/21 9:46:39 AM
#4
Giant_Aspirin posted...
my daily breakfast is low sugar oatmeal made w/almond milk and i add 1.5 tbsp of peanut butter. i'm 5'10 and i weigh 150 lbs. clearly you're wrong

And I eat fast food everyday and I'm 12% bodyfat, so what

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Topic5 healthy foods that will keep you fat
JBaLLEN66
04/26/21 9:40:26 AM
#1
5) Oatmeal- I think like 1/2 cup of oatmeal with water is 150 calories, but who the **** eats 1/2 cup of bland oatmeal? You are probably eating 2 cups, with milk, fruit, peanut butter, and bull **** and now you are at 700 calories easily and still hungry :)

4) Dried Fruit- Stop eating this **** please, eat real fruit

3) Trail Mix/anything with nuts- High Calorie dense foods that you don't ******* need, stop it.

2) Oils/natural butters- I see people just drowse their food in olive oil because it's whole food nah nah nah nah nah. Get the cheap ass spray oil/butter with 0 calories and you will live.

1) Peanut Butter- I will never understand this, just get the PB2 powdered **** and save a ton of calories. Jiff peanut butter tastes like **** anyway lol.

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TopicWhat's the most amount of physical money you lost?
JBaLLEN66
04/26/21 9:30:37 AM
#11
I'm not a boomer that carries cash

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TopicDo you want to live in Japan?
JBaLLEN66
04/26/21 7:45:12 AM
#33
Im black and when I was in Japan I pretty much forgot I was black lol

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TopicWhy do girls stay single for so long
JBaLLEN66
04/26/21 12:11:23 AM
#12
AdrianBeterson posted...
My explanation is thats when theyre fully settled in their careers.

a 50k leasing consultant job ain't a career lmao.

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TopicWhy do girls stay single for so long
JBaLLEN66
04/26/21 12:09:14 AM
#9
AdrianBeterson posted...
In my experience, every woman I knew who said she didnt want kids or get married when they were in their 20s ALL changed their minds when they hit 35+. All of them suffer from loneliness and depression now.

Yeah, but why wait til over 35 lol? I could understand 30 lol

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TopicWhy do girls stay single for so long
JBaLLEN66
04/26/21 12:01:44 AM
#7
BloodMoon7 posted...
I don't wanna pop out some brat. It sounds painful and then you have to raise the parasite until it's old enough to make its own goblin spawn. Fuck that.

Sounds like you have a deeper problem tbh

jon1012 posted...
why are you single?

I'm ugly

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TopicWhy do girls stay single for so long
JBaLLEN66
04/26/21 12:01:12 AM
#6
BeantownHero posted...
Not everyone wants to start a family. I, for one, have no interest in children

You can still get married?

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TopicWhy do girls stay single for so long
JBaLLEN66
04/25/21 11:53:52 PM
#1
Is the sex in the city lifestyle that fun to want to do it til you are 40 and can almost have no children?

Why would you rather be a single mom than have a healthy family?

Is your 50k career as a leasing consultant in Nashville, TN that importanttttt?

Is getting a PHD in English that important?

I know this doesn't apply to every woman, but this is just some commonalities I see amongst single women over 25

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TopicAfrica is choosing China over the U.S.: the case of Cape Verde
JBaLLEN66
04/25/21 9:29:46 PM
#24
metallica846 posted...
What is Chinas endgame for all this money spent on African expansion?

economic pwer, china has never been a global power

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TopicAfrica is choosing China over the U.S.: the case of Cape Verde
JBaLLEN66
04/25/21 9:21:04 PM
#19
Fair, US had a chance during the Cold War

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TopicElon Musk says bunch of people will probably die during Mars mission
JBaLLEN66
04/25/21 5:32:15 PM
#60
Just did what the Apollo astronauts did and we can get to Pluto flawlessly

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TopicI've been to England, trust me it wasn't great
JBaLLEN66
04/25/21 11:55:27 AM
#2
meanie

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TopicWhat kinda drinks do you like? (Non-alcoholic)
JBaLLEN66
04/25/21 11:48:50 AM
#51
Ones with alcohol

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Topictop 5 best years of your life so far
JBaLLEN66
04/25/21 2:03:13 AM
#1
2014- Most socially active I ever was, partied a lot, got my first real gf/OSU won the NATTY that year too

2018- The Year where I started making change for the better in my life, not as fun as 2017, butttt this where I started getting my **** together

2011- HS senior year and college freshman fall year, nuff said

2020- I feel like 2020 will surpass #1 after nostalgia, but I saw the most progress in my life happen this year and I killed it :)

2007- I'm so glad I was a HS freshman during one of the best years for video games. I felt like some of the best POP songs were released during the this year. Summer was spent playing Oblivion to death. Fall was Halo 3, Winter was call of duty modern warfare. Omggggg

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TopicDo you think you'll ever get married?
JBaLLEN66
04/24/21 8:29:53 PM
#28
No because most single women older than 24 are lost causes

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TopicI saw some TikTok of a guy saying don't ask what my job is until date 3
JBaLLEN66
04/24/21 1:46:59 PM
#9
Parappa09 posted...
even with dating apps, im sure your job comes up on the profile right?

I don't have my job on mine

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TopicI saw some TikTok of a guy saying don't ask what my job is until date 3
JBaLLEN66
04/24/21 1:45:17 PM
#8
What's wrong with having standards? Women can have them?

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TopicHas the dating game gotten worse
JBaLLEN66
04/24/21 12:15:04 PM
#1
or is it just me :)

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TopicJoe Rogan's hot take on Vaccine Passports
JBaLLEN66
04/23/21 1:45:53 PM
#11
ButteryMales posted...
Texas did have a spike especially in the panhandle.

People in Houston still wear masks, I was in West Texas the other weeekend and they still had masks

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TopicJoe Rogan's hot take on Vaccine Passports
JBaLLEN66
04/23/21 1:32:20 PM
#7
Joeydollaz posted...
Don't be fooled this is all PRIVATE companies doing their business this way

Biden already said, this is not going to be implemented

https://youtu.be/SYq8xwzCUO8


SURRREE

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TopicWhy won't bumble let me post a shirtless pic
JBaLLEN66
04/23/21 1:17:57 PM
#4
Turtlebread posted...
be humble

hell no

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TopicWhy won't bumble let me post a shirtless pic
JBaLLEN66
04/23/21 1:16:46 PM
#1
This is stupid

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TopicLet's face it, some dudes will never be in a relationship with a woman
JBaLLEN66
04/23/21 1:09:49 PM
#62
WingsOfGood posted...
Dump her and try again then.

I'm lazy lol

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TopicLet's face it, some dudes will never be in a relationship with a woman
JBaLLEN66
04/23/21 12:58:43 PM
#59
I just want a normal healthy relationship with a girl lol. The GF I'm with I feel like I'm in a cold war with and I did with my ex as well lol.

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TopicLet's face it, some dudes will never be in a relationship with a woman
JBaLLEN66
04/23/21 11:22:15 AM
#21
WingsOfGood posted...
Trying to get them laid or turn them into Chad doesn't usually work does it?
So how about use their energy to put it into something else productive that is not, have sex?

chad/Tyrone is a black pill fantasy

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