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TopicITT: Drawing progress
TwoBit_Samurai
05/12/21 7:06:22 AM
#180
I am going to be starting to draw again soon. It's been months, but I finally feel like picking up a pencil again.

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicITT: Drawing progress
TwoBit_Samurai
03/06/21 6:43:59 AM
#94
It's always great to learn new techniques from YouTube/instagram.

ADCArtattack and Amie Howard Art are some helpful channels imo

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicCE: Post Pics of your cat, I'll start
TwoBit_Samurai
03/05/21 8:13:01 PM
#454
Here is one of ours. Looked down and caught him watching



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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicITT: Drawing progress
TwoBit_Samurai
03/03/21 10:20:47 PM
#90
And here is Tim Curry as Pennywise that I also did while work was slow

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicITT: Drawing progress
TwoBit_Samurai
03/03/21 10:20:10 PM
#89
Here is an Iron Man I have been working on, when I get downtime, in my little work notebook


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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicWhat famous person do YOU share a birthday with?
TwoBit_Samurai
02/13/21 10:17:09 PM
#72
Shawn Michaels, Maki Ito

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicFusion is still the best Metroid
TwoBit_Samurai
02/13/21 7:20:03 PM
#21
A shame that you can't see the genius of Metroid: Other M

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicThink of a humanoid robot before entering this topic.
TwoBit_Samurai
02/13/21 12:26:45 PM
#14
Kos-Mos

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicThe PS5 has NO games.
TwoBit_Samurai
02/07/21 2:01:15 PM
#18
My ps4Pro sounded like a jet engine. Was not usable
Play updated PS4 games in either 4k or 60fps
Demons Souls
Buying multiplatform games on the PS5 instead of the PS4


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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicCaught an eBay fraud buyer red handed
TwoBit_Samurai
02/05/21 5:01:31 PM
#15
Wow, I hadn't thought of that. I lost out on $500 on a sale I made. Buyer claimed porch pirates got it and eBay sided with them and took his money back from me.

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicHot Young Teacher Problems
TwoBit_Samurai
02/05/21 8:56:39 AM
#12
It's my first year working in a school system(I.T.), but its weird for me. Most of the teachers seem to be early to mid 20s, and I dont know if the dress code is different because of covid and less students being in the school, but a lot of them look like they are dressed for a workout.

A huge change from the 80s thru 99 where the majority of my teachers resembled the crypt keeper from Tales from the crypt.

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicIts crazy to me how so few people on here have a desire to raise a family
TwoBit_Samurai
02/01/21 8:08:06 AM
#84
Have been married for 14 years. Wife and I have no interest in kids. Would rather spend our free time/money traveling.

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicWoman is HORRIFIED and needs a MAN after finding TEN of these in her CLOSET!!
TwoBit_Samurai
02/01/21 8:03:35 AM
#66
Spiders and bugs don't get to me, but I once slept on the couch for the night due to a bat getting in my room. I thought it was on the outside of my screen, but when I turned on the light it flipped out and started flying all over my room.

A few weeks later there was another bat in my brother's room, and I actually caught it with a baseball glove and shoebox.

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicPeople that ask for separate orders in the drive thru.
TwoBit_Samurai
01/29/21 12:03:08 PM
#61
That was the worst. Used to run a Taco Bell drive thru, and you get a Karen asking for 4 seperate orders in the middle of lunch rush. Most people always had weird orders at Taco Bell too. Bound to be a mistake.

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicOcarina of Time water temple is the hardest level of any game ever
TwoBit_Samurai
01/29/21 6:11:31 AM
#22
A friend and I used to speed-run OoT, and Water Temple was always on me. Eventually got to where I could finish it in 15 to 20 minutes.

I played again in late 2020(after about 15 years), and it took me about 45. The temple definitely has a few very well hidden keys.

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicPeople that orders burgers without the meal.
TwoBit_Samurai
01/28/21 12:03:59 PM
#25
Soulblitz posted...
Look 6 dollars for a burger? Might as well buy the complete meal. Is what the f*** i'm getting at.

But the meal is almost double the price

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicHarder to find, PS5 or Covid Vaccine?
TwoBit_Samurai
01/26/21 8:20:51 AM
#9
I have a PS5 and am in group 1B for the vaccine. My wife already got the vaccine

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicWho the f*** wants fries without salt?
TwoBit_Samurai
01/25/21 7:42:52 AM
#44
Middle hope posted...
I've redipped fries hundreds of times for people that wanted shit fresh or no salt. And I always got away with it

Yeah, there was actually a term for this in some of the fast food places I worked. "Blanch the fries"

Used to do all sorts of shit to keep the timer down, like deep frying hot dogs at Hardee's, throwing old fries back in the fryer so they appeared fresh, dipped old beef patties in hot water, then throwing them back on the grill just for a second.

The things they used to have you do at fast food are disgusting. I worked at so many of these places back when I was 16 to 19 or so. Its why I dont eat at them at all.

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
Topicitt: stuff you're thinking about buying
TwoBit_Samurai
01/24/21 8:35:46 PM
#23
Prime 1 Studio Nosferatu Zodd 82cm statue

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicWho the f*** wants fries without salt?
TwoBit_Samurai
01/24/21 6:23:02 PM
#5
Used to work at a Wendy's, and sometimes old people would come in and have us drop a new batch of fries so we can not salt them. Always guessed it was medical reasons.

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicDead Space 2 probably has the most intense opener ever
TwoBit_Samurai
01/15/21 8:54:18 PM
#3
I never finished the first one. Something has always come up and I stopped. Need to get on this series already

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicWhat is your favorite kung fu type movie?
TwoBit_Samurai
01/15/21 8:52:58 PM
#19
If it counts, Blood Sport. Otherwise, Fist of Legend

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicWoman recieves angry letter for screaming with pleasure too loudly during sex.
TwoBit_Samurai
01/15/21 8:45:02 PM
#9
Sorry but that shit is annoying. My wife and I live in an apartment, and our neighbors had the bed against the connecting wall. Nothing like getting awakened by a headboard smacking against your wall at 3 AM when you have to be up for work at 5AM.


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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicMaskless Karen gets arrested and doesn't go down without a fight
TwoBit_Samurai
01/15/21 8:42:25 PM
#7
LMAO it was like a bad parody. She checked every box for a Karen like it was going down a list

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicShould authors write minorities if they arent that minority?
TwoBit_Samurai
01/13/21 11:26:37 AM
#11
TopicDo you keep your old drawings?
TwoBit_Samurai
01/12/21 10:08:00 PM
#46
Here is another I did of Guts


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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicDo you keep your old drawings?
TwoBit_Samurai
01/12/21 10:04:47 PM
#44
Yeah, here is one from a couple years ago. Recreated the back cover of the Carnage Omnibus in Prismacolor pencils


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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicPeople who Blast car music on their morning commute
TwoBit_Samurai
01/12/21 12:18:22 PM
#36
The_Creep_2020 posted...
Its worse when theyre coming home at 2 in the morning and they live in a freaking apartment complex.

THEY are the worst.


Currently live in an apartment complex, and our porch is right above the car wash. Have had so many people pull up and start blaring music to where I cant even hear my TV. There are signs posted all over the washing station that say No Loud Music


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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicWTF happened to Snapple?
TwoBit_Samurai
01/12/21 8:58:47 AM
#11
I'm more worried about what has happened to Vernors Ginger ale. I havent been able to find it since before Thanksgiving. Other than coffee, its the only drink I like that isn't water.

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicWas it creepy for Ross from Friends to date a student?
TwoBit_Samurai
01/12/21 8:33:18 AM
#39
Delirious_Beard posted...
ross was in the right for that

Definitely, but he goes beyond normal upset. He legit looks and sounds like he is going to invite the guy over for dinner and murder him with an axe.

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicWhy did you quit your last job?
TwoBit_Samurai
01/09/21 8:32:42 PM
#33
Used to drive a box truck and do physical labor. Had dental work done that required pain killers. Boss told me its to bad, get out and drive the truck. Walked out that day.

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicTrump Supporters are harassing Lindsay Graham in the airport
TwoBit_Samurai
01/08/21 3:14:45 PM
#17
I was driving by the airport today and nearly got hit by a guy running from the police. It was a huge police chase, 15 cars or so chasing this guy. I wonder if the guy running was some MAGA asshole.

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicWas it creepy for Ross from Friends to date a student?
TwoBit_Samurai
01/08/21 3:10:46 PM
#12
Ross was creepy as hell, after watching that video of him where they removed the laugh track and music/etc. He really seemed like he was going to kill that guy for eating his sandwich.

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicIs Paulina Gaitan da Salma Hayek of dis era?
TwoBit_Samurai
01/07/21 7:59:59 AM
#2
LMAO that guy just walking out

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicI am really looking forward to when they have to drag Trump bodily out of office
TwoBit_Samurai
01/07/21 7:57:58 AM
#5
I hope they treat him like a bouncer treats a drunk that got to hands-on with a stripper

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
Topiclol at people that think the democrats will win tonight
TwoBit_Samurai
01/06/21 9:39:16 AM
#58
Taken from Reddit*

Mitch the bitch retreating to the sea

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
Topicfuck morning people
TwoBit_Samurai
01/05/21 1:51:09 PM
#7
I get up at 5AM, even on my days off. Much prefer to be up with the sunrise to being up late

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicBrowns fans sure are salty and defensive about their team now
TwoBit_Samurai
01/04/21 12:04:34 PM
#2
People really seem to be salty over a team that has been absolutely shit for 17 years, to finally have an 11-5 record and make the playoffs.

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicLet's talk about jazz
TwoBit_Samurai
01/03/21 10:39:47 PM
#9
One of the best G1 Transformers tbh

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicWhat's your guilty pleasure?
TwoBit_Samurai
01/01/21 9:15:45 PM
#6
PS2 Dynasty Warriors games
Showa era kaiju movies

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicYou ain't buy no PS5 with your $600.
TwoBit_Samurai
01/01/21 6:51:59 PM
#18
No I didn't. I got one for retail awhile back.

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicGuys, lets draw something before 2021!
TwoBit_Samurai
12/30/20 8:20:19 AM
#62
Here is the start of mine, but don't think I will be able to finish it on time



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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicGetting tired of retired boomers telling me they have nothing to do.
TwoBit_Samurai
12/23/20 12:55:43 AM
#9
They all learned how to get on Facebook and post click bait articles

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicSecret Service are now 'devising plans' to 'extract' Trump on from WH Jan 20th
TwoBit_Samurai
12/16/20 10:33:09 PM
#23
I just want to see him thrown out like Jazz from Fresh Prince

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicTrump tweets about Cleveland Indians becoming Baseball Team
TwoBit_Samurai
12/14/20 8:33:53 AM
#14
TroutPaste posted...
Jokes aside, it'll probably be Cleveland Tribe (we call the team this) and this will happen again in 25 years

I am seeing alot of fear that the name will be the Cleveland Rockers. Even saw people mentioning Cleveland Cuyahogas. I am out of state now, so I am out of the loop.

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicWhat do you do for a Living?
TwoBit_Samurai
12/07/20 12:49:08 PM
#55
IT for a school district

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicTrump Twitter: Giuliani tests positive for covid
TwoBit_Samurai
12/06/20 7:37:46 PM
#67
Damn. Rudy really sat in the courtroom and spread Covid from his ass like that?

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
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