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TopicIs there a dating app for smart people?
Mitch_Haniger
02/15/21 7:45:44 PM
#1
Getting tired of swiping left on girls struggling to get their BA at an R2

Is there elitistdating.com? Smartpeoplemeet?

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TopicFair or foul: classmate who kept insulting my appearance
Mitch_Haniger
02/14/21 10:49:42 AM
#1
I have this female classmate who is a few years older than me who made a disparaging comment about my appearance (that I only wore affordable clothes) and who kept riding me the whole year about it, even when I spent money to dress better.

I got a better grade than her in every class, impressed the professors way more, and got her dream job immediately upon graduation.

Is it fair for me to just take bullshit like that from women who are in such a worse position? I felt terrible when she said it, then mad that she had said it. I'm wondering if she only ended up at her dead end job because she has a tendency to talk like that

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TopicWhat do single guys like me do on valentines day?
Mitch_Haniger
02/13/21 7:26:50 PM
#13
R1masher posted...
yeah, but consecutively and not in that order every time
much better than real sex. dont gotta do a bunch of random rituals to impress some girl lol

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TopicThe perfect girl but she constantly insists you buy WinRAR
Mitch_Haniger
02/13/21 6:32:04 PM
#5
AlisLandale posted...
*cracks*

*sips*

Hey, any of you kids remember winrar? We used to use it to decompress all the illegal music we downloaded off Kazaa.

...what's Kazaa? Oh I guess you swouldn't remember that either...hehehehe
thats the joke -- you just didn't get it

a girl would ask you to buy an obsolete software which has better freeware clones

then wonder why you didn't race ahead to get checked in at the restaurant while at the same time criticizing for "running ahead"

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TopicGirls bio on tinder: "effort is a direct reflection of interest"
Mitch_Haniger
02/13/21 5:55:19 PM
#1
Guess that's why she's on tinder the day before vday lol

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TopicWhy do women go for tall dark and dick when they complain about slut/fat shaming
Mitch_Haniger
02/11/21 10:22:09 AM
#1
I have asked the women in the dating apps this question. They either unmatch and find a short term partner or just end up alone or cooking for the hs qb their whole life

It's insane

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TopicIf old ladies always try to hit on you, does that mean you're hot?
Mitch_Haniger
02/10/21 10:29:59 PM
#1
Topic title gfaqs


The way I see, it's a good thing because they're more experienced and have developed taste (ie more than 6ft and dress pants)

At the same time, does it mean I'm dressing old fashioned or that cougars think I'm an easy target?

I guess a woman would never just hit on a guy unless she found him attractive.

Only happens with older women. Younger women pretend I don't exist then go date boys who can't drive or drink

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TopicThe key to attracting any women is hidden in The Sims 4!
Mitch_Haniger
02/10/21 12:57:21 PM
#1
It's OUTFITS for occasions -- bed, gym, casual, professional, swimsuit.

You gotta hit all the stereotypes so remember to wear thick rimmed glasses if professional

Don't do swimsuit unless baywatch bod

Gym just buy gymshark stuff lol

Bed you can do underwear

Casual is your group shot

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TopicDo human females find you attractive?
Mitch_Haniger
02/10/21 11:15:05 AM
#14
Physically yes, personality no

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TopicI just find that women need a ton to be sexually moved
Mitch_Haniger
02/10/21 11:13:06 AM
#1
As a guy, I find a girl attractive just in normal clothes, not to mention the skimpy tank tops and short shorts they often wear

But as a girl, it feels like the guy literally needs to be in a tank top, or a suit, to get noticed. It requires so much more to attract a woman. The imagination is lost.

Why is this? Then you have vibrators and magic Mike restaurants.

It's just weird. You have to scream to get a woman's attention

Meanwhile women can walk around dressed in anything, at any weight, and still have men flocking to them

Dating is unequitable and unfair

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TopicAnyone else feel like they're talking to The Joker when women wear tonsofmakeup?
Mitch_Haniger
02/09/21 2:33:41 PM
#2
Don't get me started on photoshopping

Half of people on the internet look like they have no waists because of photoshop

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TopicAnyone else feel like they're talking to The Joker when women wear tonsofmakeup?
Mitch_Haniger
02/09/21 2:32:41 PM
#1
I still don't understand why people think it is socially unacceptable for men to wear makeup

Like

I could look like Tom if I took enough painting classes and spent enough dough on putting random chemicals on my face to feel more like a man

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TopicRemember when you were a teenager and thought you'd have a hot GF?
Mitch_Haniger
02/09/21 12:43:26 PM
#4
Kind of. She did date the high school quarterback, but she had no ass and titties, was just legs and face, so who cares? Legs and face are dime a dozen

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TopicStarted asking the women on tinder if they found another smart, muscular, wealth
Mitch_Haniger
02/09/21 12:37:59 PM
#1
y man

I get no reply

Why are women like that? It's a simple question of supply and demand. If you can't find what you're looking for, then put up and shut up.

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TopicWomen always claim I don't know them well enough for flirting? What to do
Mitch_Haniger
02/08/21 11:09:58 PM
#1
Last 2 girls claim I don't know them well enough for flirting on dating apps? I'm thinking maybe they haven't dated before?

Anyway what do I say in response? The first time it was so bad a cute Asian ghosted me and this time I just said I want to get to know you better?

Like should I ask about childhood?

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TopicAnyone else look up the pretty girls who rejected you to see how they're doing?
Mitch_Haniger
02/07/21 8:57:41 PM
#20
Idk sounds like another nice guy thing

But H cup boobs don't come around every day, no matter how bad the brain attached to them is

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TopicAnyone else look up the pretty girls who rejected you to see how they're doing?
Mitch_Haniger
02/07/21 8:42:22 PM
#15
34hh and can't get a man

That's like when Bill asked Monica for a handy

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TopicAnyone else look up the pretty girls who rejected you to see how they're doing?
Mitch_Haniger
02/07/21 11:21:18 AM
#4
I think it's damaging and it would be so nice to be born as a boomer and not have women on social media

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TopicHoly shit beds are expensive. Why are they so expensive?
Mitch_Haniger
02/07/21 11:20:41 AM
#6
Get a foam, bed in the Box, for 500ish on sale

Don't pay for 20th century comforts

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TopicAnyone else look up the pretty girls who rejected you to see how they're doing?
Mitch_Haniger
02/07/21 11:16:58 AM
#1
One has been single the last five years. She had 34hh boobs but only had interest in big guys the same race as her who weren't as smart as her. She barely has a GED and works at the supermarket. She is over 35 BMI now

Another only dated guys that Disney/Democrats personally asked them to, so she ends up paying for everything and said she feels uncomfortable even walking around with the guy

Another dated a few car lot salesman but now lives in the poor part of town

Always remember that your rejections are the greatest gifts. They make you recognize how much better you are

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TopicWhat does it take for women to put effort into conversations?
Mitch_Haniger
02/07/21 11:08:22 AM
#5
Like, why would you date a dinky dick when you could have a 24 fantasy with the guy who would make your mom squeal?

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TopicTinder has the best looking girls, but the worse success rate.
Mitch_Haniger
02/07/21 11:07:10 AM
#11
Patty_Fleur posted...
I'm fine with average looking white woman.

Honestly, I just want some head.
All women are average so you're good Bro

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TopicWhat does it take for women to put effort into conversations?
Mitch_Haniger
02/07/21 11:05:09 AM
#2
Like it's a huge problem

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TopicWhat does it take for women to put effort into conversations?
Mitch_Haniger
02/07/21 10:56:45 AM
#1
The only women I've ever talked to have always made it seem like they have other people talking to them

Years later, I look them up on social media

Dude they ended up with was balding, broke, scrawny, and lazy

Why can't women just pursue high quality men? Why do they like to marry and date down so much?

Thinking Freud and daddy issues...

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TopicDo women like balding men if they're muscular, wealthy, and powerful?
Mitch_Haniger
02/04/21 9:13:05 PM
#1
So if one tells me she won't date me because I'm balding

Should I tell her she could either marry the dude who stormed the capitol or the dude who gets 6 figures to say nay and vacay

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TopicThis cute Asian girl says we can't meet to hookup bc too far away. What do?
Mitch_Haniger
02/03/21 9:15:23 PM
#1
She is only 50 miles away omg

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TopicWhat's the oldest a 20 year old girl can date?
Mitch_Haniger
02/03/21 8:48:53 PM
#1
If creepy/unattractive = not any age besides like maybe born on the same day lol

If attractive/wealthy = until 90 lol usa

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TopicI asked a girl her fav music. She says she doesn't have favorite anything
Mitch_Haniger
02/02/21 12:06:11 AM
#11
Idk man why am I the forever alone that gets petty over personality

Wish I was born a chick

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TopicI asked a girl her fav music. She says she doesn't have favorite anything
Mitch_Haniger
02/01/21 10:25:26 PM
#7
Like it gets to personality

Just because I'm in a crappy position as the pursuer bc of dating mechanics that wholly favor women

Doesn't mean I'm gonna take your shit when I have 4 other girls talking to me

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TopicI asked a girl her fav music. She says she doesn't have favorite anything
Mitch_Haniger
02/01/21 10:16:07 PM
#2
Was I wrong for unmatching? I don't really want to deal with toxic women anymore

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TopicI asked a girl her fav music. She says she doesn't have favorite anything
Mitch_Haniger
02/01/21 10:14:45 PM
#1
Later in the convo I asked about her fav video game story

She responded with the deadpan emoji and that I had forgotten she didn't have favorites

And it's like

I unmatched

But how does she expect to ever get a date if she's talking so poorly? To disparage someone for not remembering they don't like favorites is really weird

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TopicOnly file, review, and Top 10 hits are tracked here; you have no posted contribu
Mitch_Haniger
02/01/21 1:18:41 AM
#1
Only file, review, and Top 10 hits are tracked here; you have no posted contributions of those types.

why not, ce?

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TopicAnyone else willing to do anything to have a girlfriend or wife?
Mitch_Haniger
02/01/21 1:17:38 AM
#44
Noumas posted...
To have a woman who loves me and wants to sleep with me is something that others don't appreciate it
btw many armchair psychologists would say that the only reason you feel this way is because you give off a depseration vibe and women hate desperation/needy men

women get to be needy and desperate all they want bc, like, it was you who asked lol

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Topicwhat types of content do you have on your fyp on tiktok?
Mitch_Haniger
02/01/21 1:02:20 AM
#7
pogo_rabid posted...
I have twitter, reddit, discord and gamefaqs as my social media experience. I have ain't got no room for additional shiz.
its way different than those. very meme-y and if you find a niche you like, new vids pop up all the time because everyone wants to be "famous on tiktok"

i wonder if they make the view counter artificial to encourage people to post

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TopicAnyone else willing to do anything to have a girlfriend or wife?
Mitch_Haniger
02/01/21 1:00:46 AM
#41
EffectAndCause posted...
Ill do anything!
Go to the gym every day, dress better and groom yourself.
No not that!
So I do this, I am a forever alone virgin, and I wouldn't do anything to have a girlfriend that loves me. I want to find the right person. I would do anything for an extremely smart, beautiful, and young woman, though. I think pretty much any man would.

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Topicwhat types of content do you have on your fyp on tiktok?
Mitch_Haniger
02/01/21 12:56:35 AM
#5
ArianaGrandSlam posted...
I dont
ariana grande is hot af homie

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Topicwhat types of content do you have on your fyp on tiktok?
Mitch_Haniger
02/01/21 12:56:19 AM
#4
pogo_rabid posted...
I don't fuck wit tiktok
why not?

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Topicwhat types of content do you have on your fyp on tiktok?
Mitch_Haniger
02/01/21 12:46:51 AM
#1
i have hot women

and bodybuilding

it is the strangest experience. i see these big boobs jiggle around in one vid, then swipe down and get pro tips on how to widen my biceps

widen my biceps. im here just for the vine.

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TopicIf girls keep choosing guys that just want them for sex over me, should I just w
Mitch_Haniger
01/31/21 7:56:40 PM
#1
Want them for sex?

Feels like the better I treat a person, the more they fall for dropouts, drug dealers, and cons

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TopicLow Tier God (SD ranked SFV player) says thic east asian women don't exist
Mitch_Haniger
01/31/21 2:37:48 PM
#20
im not 13 posted...
You'd lose to him too

He was one of the best Chun li players for some time
Ya but this Gamefaas user isn't basing his whole life off winning at a fighting game

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TopicAnyone else getting more matches on online dating?
Mitch_Haniger
01/31/21 2:34:06 PM
#2
Jus wit G cups, slim waist, bubble butt, thick thighs, and symmetrical face

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TopicAnyone else getting more matches on online dating?
Mitch_Haniger
01/31/21 2:33:23 PM
#1
I keep getting great girls and squandering it and staying forever alone so I can read CE on Saturdays like a gramma

I still don't understand why people have such high standards of beauty job wealth etc. I just want someone who I can vibe with

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TopicOMG I just realized that fapping was the problem after all!!!
Mitch_Haniger
01/31/21 2:24:16 AM
#11
really attractive to them anyway

since tbh all girls are attractive and your axiology is bullshit

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TopicOMG I just realized that fapping was the problem after all!!!
Mitch_Haniger
01/31/21 2:23:37 AM
#10
Smackems posted...
By God... Tc has found the key
i know right? i think i just solved the problem of the "incels" on this board who aren't really incels but just prefer to fap to something really attractive

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TopicOMG I just realized that fapping was the problem after all!!!
Mitch_Haniger
01/31/21 2:02:14 AM
#7
@SolidShadow3 i am rank 1 forever alone virgin who constantly gets matches on tinder and bumble but seemingly loses interest in them

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TopicOMG I just realized that fapping was the problem after all!!!
Mitch_Haniger
01/31/21 2:01:47 AM
#6
i am rank 1 forever alone virgin who constantly gets matches on tinder and bumble but seemingly loses interest in them

i realize now its because id rather fap to hot chicks on insta

see? fapping is the problem

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TopicOMG I just realized that fapping was the problem after all!!!
Mitch_Haniger
01/31/21 2:00:11 AM
#1
If I didn't fap as much or at all, I would lower my standards immensely

Fapping is like makeup for guys

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TopicWho's the best arcade gamer of all time?
Mitch_Haniger
01/29/21 12:22:57 AM
#1
Todd Rogers

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TopicDid women just realize that men like thick chicks too?
Mitch_Haniger
01/27/21 9:48:38 PM
#1
It's so weird on all social media everyone is like "omg my body is trending hourglass emoji is in"

It's like no, have you heard of Marilyn Monroe? A fertility statue?

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