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Topicquestion for those happily married
Kungfu Kenobi
02/17/21 7:46:49 PM
#16
Not married but it's been over 20 years so fuck it.

It wasn't so much a length of time as a passing of certain milestones. It wasn't apparent all at once that we were going to be compatible on things like housework distribution, eating habits, house guests, when/where/how/what music is to be played, entertainment preferences such as movies* and video games, budget and finances, what is and isn't cheating, sex and sexual proclivities, strongly held political views, work/life balance, sense of humor and a sense of what isn't funny, respect and admiration for each other's interests when those interests aren't necessarily shared, mutual physical and emotional health needs; the list goes on.

*(According to OK Cupid one of the best indicators of a successful relationship is whether or not they have the same view of scary movies. In our case this is something we're very much on the same page with)

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TopicDo you think you're open-minded?
Kungfu Kenobi
02/12/21 1:50:06 AM
#20
Pffft, no. There's way too much BS out there. There needs to be a strict intake process on new information and ideas.

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TopicOutrage after Woman STILL has her CHRISTMAS LIGHTS up in FEBRUARY!!!
Kungfu Kenobi
02/04/21 11:32:21 PM
#6
Shadowbird_RH posted...
It's weird, but so what if it is? If you can't tolerate someone doing something harmless, then the harmful behavior in need if reprimand is your own intolerance.

Some people just can't mind their own fucking business and leave others be.

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TopicALL Customers AND Staff at this FLORIDA Store are ANTI-MASK!! Look at them!!!
Kungfu Kenobi
02/04/21 11:30:32 PM
#6
DragonClaw01 posted...
God inspired the scientists to make point of service machines.

Funny how God never mentioned it in the Bible. Guess it wasn't part of The Plan.

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TopicALL Customers AND Staff at this FLORIDA Store are ANTI-MASK!! Look at them!!!
Kungfu Kenobi
02/04/21 11:01:25 PM
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Full Throttle posted...
We should put our faith in our God, not Government and Scientists

Does god handle their checkouts? Because I'm pretty sure I saw computers made by scientists.

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TopicFavorite burger place?
Kungfu Kenobi
01/31/21 7:20:02 PM
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Xfma100 posted...
For real.

Wayyyy better than McDonald's too.

But tbh, I thought my local options were limited.
Where do you live @Kungfu_Kenobi ?

Canada. That alone limits my options.

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TopicFavorite burger place?
Kungfu Kenobi
01/29/21 8:31:02 PM
#25
The only options here are McDonald's, Wendy's, and Burger King. Between those three, Burger King.

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TopicDont call 911 anymore, here is the real number
Kungfu Kenobi
01/29/21 8:14:10 PM
#9
I thought it was 01189998819991197253

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TopicWhat have you done that was positive towards someone else today?
Kungfu Kenobi
01/26/21 11:25:37 PM
#14
I dropped some likes on some Youtube videos.

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TopicMan Tattoos his WHOLE FACE to look like a BLACK ALIEN!! Does he SCARE you???
Kungfu Kenobi
01/25/21 8:36:02 PM
#8
I think it's pretty cool.

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TopicI signed up for Seeking Arrangements and it's definitely interesting.
Kungfu Kenobi
01/25/21 8:28:01 PM
#64
I immediately ignored Snackers and it made this thread weird.

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TopicWhat would your mirror-universe self be like?
Kungfu Kenobi
01/25/21 3:59:51 AM
#6
Probably some sort of religious grifter like a televangelist or faith healer, but totally sincere in my faith. I get caught with male prostitutes but I'm only with them to pray their gay away.

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TopicWhat does ParanoidObsessive actually like?
Kungfu Kenobi
01/22/21 3:57:35 PM
#3
Comic books

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TopicThis fossilized butthole gives us a rare window into dinosaur sex
Kungfu Kenobi
01/21/21 4:14:32 AM
#4
Welp, that's enough internet for now

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TopicWere karate gangs a problem in your school?
Kungfu Kenobi
01/12/21 3:19:42 PM
#24
We had interpretive dance gangs. So it was more like West Side Story.

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TopicWhat happens if Trump tries to PARDON the MAGA RIOTERS????
Kungfu Kenobi
01/12/21 6:55:13 AM
#36
I wasn't ok with the level of institutional support received by antifa and BLM when they went on rampages, and I wouldn't be ok with it for Trump supporters.

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TopicTrump Supporters SOBBING and being DRAGGED away after learning BAN at AIRPORTS!
Kungfu Kenobi
01/11/21 8:25:53 PM
#10
papercup posted...
What the fuck did these people expect to happen? Attempt insurrection then go home everything is hunky-dory?
I honestly think they did expect that, yes.

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TopicBe honest now...
Kungfu Kenobi
01/11/21 7:25:43 AM
#12
If I can download a car, I can download a robot waifu. Why am I leaving the house again?

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TopicSpread the word.
Kungfu Kenobi
01/10/21 8:02:09 PM
#2
lol, I wonder if that's going to catch anyone. Also, I really hope they impeach Trump before he actually does pardon these people.

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Topicguess what the simpons predicted, again.
Kungfu Kenobi
01/10/21 4:16:13 AM
#4
It kinda sorta but not really resembles superficially something that happened recently when taken way out of context. This thread is bad and you should feel bad.

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TopicWanting a foam ball gun or shock pad or something for my cat.
Kungfu Kenobi
01/02/21 11:21:29 PM
#7
I second putting a pool noodle or something on that space. It wouldn't take much to make the cat simply not want to stand there without shocking it or attacking it with missiles. If the cat can't maintain its footing it'll find something else to do.

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TopicWhat kind of home heating do you have?
Kungfu Kenobi
01/01/21 7:30:03 AM
#18
We had an electric boiler but recently switched over to gas.

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TopicTotally Spies: Aka Let's Show Young Girls Fetishes!
Kungfu Kenobi
12/31/20 11:49:12 PM
#6
DiduXD posted...
Pretty sure the show's Canadian.

France/Canada co-production.

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TopicTotally Spies: Aka Let's Show Young Girls Fetishes!
Kungfu Kenobi
12/31/20 10:54:21 PM
#2
The French just don't give a fuck.

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TopicMom WINS Lawsuit on Man who sold a SWITCH that was BANNED from ONLINE!! Fair???
Kungfu Kenobi
12/30/20 4:09:46 AM
#10
That's something that really should have been disclosed and I don't think the ruling went far enough.

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TopicWere you raised religious?
Kungfu Kenobi
12/29/20 2:46:53 AM
#35
Household was atheist in the sense that there was a total indifference to religion. I was never taught to believe a certain thing, I was never taught not to believe a certain thing. That said I grew up in a deeply religious community so I picked up and held a lot of religious views until I figured out that it was all a bunch of bullshit.

EDIT
At some point my mom became a born-again Christian. I question the sincerity of it, I think she just likes being part of the church and would gladly venerate FSM all other things being equal.

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TopicMy Christmas Steam key topic
Kungfu Kenobi
12/26/20 2:46:57 AM
#25
The Void is not for everyone but I imagine there's someone here who's missing out by not taking it.

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TopicWho would you argue is the darkest Disney villain (animated only)?
Kungfu Kenobi
12/23/20 1:14:26 AM
#3
It depends on how you want to weigh it, but I feel like Cruella De Vil will be hard to top.

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TopicAt what age should gender be given
Kungfu Kenobi
12/23/20 12:46:31 AM
#18
I think it would be neat if it were considered normal to change your name upon reaching adulthood.

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TopicThey are going to make it ILLEGAL to pirate movies.
Kungfu Kenobi
12/23/20 12:16:55 AM
#6
It's really hard to feel bad about people who operate pirate streams for profit having the things done to them that normally happens in prison. It means they're either taking money (including crypto) directly, running ads on or around their streams, or linking their stream from a (frequently malicious) ad laden portal. Fuck em.

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TopicWhen driving, is it rational to keep looking at your fuel gauge and worry that
Kungfu Kenobi
12/19/20 12:30:12 AM
#6
You want an idea of what's normal for your vehicle, but if you're checking it every few minutes then you're just obsessing.

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TopicDamn the hub got rid of a bunch of their compilation videos.
Kungfu Kenobi
12/18/20 9:24:33 PM
#123
There are multiple reasons why credit card companies don't like dealing with porn, and here's two big ones: fraud, and conservative investors. It all comes back to money.

Conservative investors don't like it when their money is going to/coming from businesses they find unsavory, so credit card companies have to be careful about what businesses they do business with. Investors are the real customer base. So if you're wondering about PR moves, keep in mind who they're really relating to. This is one of the reasons you'll see credit card companies being fickle about porn, but not other things.

Internally credit card companies don't like dealing with the amount of stolen cards that get used to pay for online porn, the money laundering this engenders, or dealing with the amount of post-fap chargebacks from likely legitimate transactions. As far as I know, Mastercard won't even accept porn payments anymore. Like, at all, across the board. It's worth mentioning that this is a somewhat western centered problem. Other cultures have different attitudes about sexually explicit material, and they get fewer fraud cases. This is why sites I cannot name can sell hentai in Japan without issues while in the Americas it's a constant struggle to process payments for adult content. Japan is a lower fraud risk.

I wish I could dig up the exact investor material I read this in, but it came from Mastercard and it basically said, "Any time you see us doing something that seems political or socially conscious, it's because it makes us money". It stopped short of outright saying stuff like the Mastercard Foundation exists to get people in developing nations hooked on credit cards, but it was cynical enough that you could read between the lines.

adjl posted...
Distancing themselves from it at least demonstrates that they are unwilling to continue supporting such content, which could work in their favour if it comes to convincing a jury that they weren't complicit.

Also a possibility in this case. It's been an open secret that "Fun"Hub was not doing due diligence in removing illicit material. While I have my doubts about the liability of the credit card companies over it, I'm not 100% sure they're far enough removed either. I think it's possible "Fun"Hub was approaching some threshold of liability themselves that was making an already volatile business partner too unstable to continue working with.

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TopicWho do you think of when you see the initials MJ?
Kungfu Kenobi
12/18/20 2:50:59 AM
#16
All three of those, pretty much in that order.

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TopicWhere are your ANCESTORS from?? Input your Last Name and See if it is RIGHT!!!
Kungfu Kenobi
12/18/20 2:50:16 AM
#5
A service provided by The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints

Hunh, neat.

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TopicCould you date someone who had the same name as a ex?
Kungfu Kenobi
12/15/20 8:40:33 PM
#35
Revelation34 posted...
Then you'd just wind up calling your mother the pet name.

Nah but I might wind up calling the GF "Mom" at some point.

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TopicCould you date someone who had the same name as a ex?
Kungfu Kenobi
12/15/20 3:56:27 AM
#27
LuciferSage posted...
Try dating a girl with the same name as your mother some time...yeah, it gets a little weird even if it isn't Freudian...

I couldn't do it. I'd need some kind of nickname or pet name.

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TopicDamn the hub got rid of a bunch of their compilation videos.
Kungfu Kenobi
12/15/20 3:36:45 AM
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Revelation34 posted...
All they would need to do is change the filename.

That wouldn't even stop MD5 checks, let alone modern identification methods.

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TopicAnyone else remember when PotD proclaimed ELF as the worst movie of all time?
Kungfu Kenobi
12/13/20 4:38:35 AM
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THEGODDAMNBATMA posted...
Phil Harman wasn't in that movie. It came out over half a decade after he died.

So you're saying Phil Hartman should burn in hell.

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TopicCyberpunk 2077 is fun.
Kungfu Kenobi
12/13/20 3:00:55 AM
#4
I'm not currently playing CP2077 but the bugs are comedy gold.

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TopicHow is this place 50% duckbear?
Kungfu Kenobi
12/12/20 2:37:17 AM
#21
Far-Queue posted...
Never understood why some people get so upset over his topics and feel the need to whine about them

For a long time I thought it was some sort of running gag. The hostility his threads generate struck me as so disproportionate that I had a hard time grasping the sincerity of it.

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TopicDisney announced a butt ton of new Star Wars stuff in the works
Kungfu Kenobi
12/10/20 9:12:36 PM
#9
I don't want any of that shit. They could have just ordered 80 more episodes of The Mandalorian.

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TopicDo you think the colleges should have also been punished in that college
Kungfu Kenobi
12/10/20 2:59:22 PM
#5
Lokarin posted...
why do you need to bribe to get into school when you already pay
We're really talking about bypassing the admissions process.

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TopicBreakdancing to become an Official Olympic Sport...
Kungfu Kenobi
12/09/20 11:59:37 PM
#20
I am totally down with this. Screw all that noise about objective measurements, I want to see the moves of an Olympic Gold Medalist breakdancer.

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TopicEllen Page identifies as transgender now.
Kungfu Kenobi
12/02/20 3:20:24 AM
#49
FatalAccident posted...
Can you be trans without making the actual transition medically?

DirtBasedSoap posted...
yeah, being trans doesnt have anything to do with physical anatomy.

There is some contention over this even among trans people. There's the hard line trans medicalist people who say no, and there's the gender identity/expression proponents who say yes.

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TopicAre there real world examples of game studios going under due to piracy?
Kungfu Kenobi
11/25/20 10:22:20 PM
#14
Iron Lore Entertainment and their game Titan Quest are sometimes given as an example. The short version is that a faulty pirate version circulated and lead to two major headaches: bad word of mouth, and a costly wild goose chase to fix showstopping bugs. It's debatable if the former cost them sales, but it's at least plausible. The latter had a tangible cost to the company until the source was discovered.

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TopicBoycott Thanksgiving to help Trump stay in the White House
Kungfu Kenobi
11/24/20 11:16:33 PM
#7
Holy shit this twitter is great.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1329539119727468547

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TopicBoycott Thanksgiving to help Trump stay in the White House
Kungfu Kenobi
11/24/20 11:07:44 PM
#3
I...what?

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TopicSo this Blasphemous game seems pretty twisted
Kungfu Kenobi
11/22/20 7:06:05 PM
#2
I say it's to remind him of his vow of silence.

Mead posted...
Some of it is for sure going into his mouth

All the more reason to keep his mouth shut.

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TopicShould marijuana be legal?
Kungfu Kenobi
11/21/20 3:50:35 PM
#38
Revelation34 posted...
That's impossible

It bloody well isn't

Revelation34 posted...
Most companies use that because it's cheaper than using pure cane sugar.

Which should also be a controlled substance.

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TopicShould marijuana be legal?
Kungfu Kenobi
11/21/20 5:54:43 AM
#18
ungubby posted...
How bout we make all drugs legal and let adults decide what they want to use or not?

I'm more libertarian than most people, but I don't go that far. I think it's fine to legalize weed and maybe some harder drugs, but I do think we should restrict HFCS.

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