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TopicThighon is WARNED
Chunkey Simmons
02/18/21 10:10:51 PM
#48
nfearurspecimn posted...
Monolith1676 posted...
Who?
hairistotle. he gets banned a lot very easily (for minor offenses)

I hope hairistotle isn't thighon
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TopicThighon is WARNED
Chunkey Simmons
02/18/21 7:56:19 PM
#43
thighton is the dude obsessed with covid right
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TopicDo you believe a 24 years old dating a 18 years old is unethical?
Chunkey Simmons
02/13/21 2:06:31 AM
#62
Depends. If it's a 24-year-old a woman dating a 18-year-old man, then it's fine. But if it's a 24-year-old man dating a 18-year-old woman, then it's a problem
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TopicSomeone tell brutal to stop posting in my topics.
Chunkey Simmons
02/06/21 11:16:17 PM
#21
Correct me if I'm wrong, but pretty sure he can't see your threats if he's blocked
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TopicWhy are pitbulls not banned.
Chunkey Simmons
02/06/21 11:14:01 PM
#53
deathpainter posted...
Chunkey Simmons posted...
Do you have a source for that? With that said I do appreciate the information. Are you on my side? Or are you against what I am stating?

Fully against.

That's weird, because you confirmed that pitbulls do go off, whether it's 1% or less.
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Topicshouldnt you get a covid test once a week (or 2 weeks)?
Chunkey Simmons
02/06/21 11:06:20 PM
#11
SauI_Goodman posted...
No fuck that. On my drive to work every morning thr line if cars is half a mole long to get tested. I dont got time for that.

Sounds like you're against it because of inconvenience. But this is a pandemic we're talking about, personal preference shouldn't matter here, life or death does
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TopicWhy are pitbulls not banned.
Chunkey Simmons
02/06/21 11:02:30 PM
#51
Taharqa_ posted...
Because breed bans are an intellectually lazy band-aid that does nothing to reduce address the real issue, and that is irresponsible dog ownership.

Pit bulls have an "on" and "off" switch. When that switch is "on" that is when they start attacking. Sure, a bad owner might increase the chances of that "on" switch being activated. But good ownership does not make it 0%. You can have a very well-trained Pitbull and it will still have a small probability of going off on someone.

deathpainter posted...
Chunkey Simmons posted...
A lot of people say that about pitbulls too, that you can train them to be good and they will never be bad again - but that simply isn't true. 99% of the time pitbulls are all right, but that 1% can happen where an unprovoked attack occurs. It can happen with even the most well-trained pitbulls. I'm not sure about German shepherds though

Edit: I know someone is going to say "1% is not that bad" but It can be deadly, even if it does only happen in 1% of the time. Pitbulls can literally kill people. If you think you can fight a pitbull, you are absolutely mistaken.

But its not even 1%. In 2018 twenty-five people were killed by pit bulls. At the same time, there were over four million pitbulls in the US. So that year .00000625% of pitbulls killed someone. Pretty far cry from even a full 1%.

Do you have a source for that? With that said I do appreciate the information. Are you on my side? Or are you against what I am stating?

gatorsPENSbucs posted...
Because theyre insanely sweet and nice dogs. Dont punish the dog for bad owners.

Common misconception that a perfect pit bull owner means the dog will never go off at all
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TopicWhy are pitbulls not banned.
Chunkey Simmons
02/06/21 8:35:14 PM
#36
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Chunkey Simmons posted...
And how does that change my point at all?

Your argument is against all animals in general at this point and has nothing to do with pits. But I'm not sure you're self aware enough to realize it.

That isn't true, I use the tiger example but it applies to pitbulls
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TopicDo you ever worry about being single when you're older?
Chunkey Simmons
02/06/21 8:25:54 PM
#4
GrabASnickers posted...
What? Not sure what the topic is asking, but based just on the topic title, I already feel like I'm pretty old for being single (30). I know it's not all over yet but it's not going to get easier

Does it bother you that it will only get harder as you get older?
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TopicWhy are pitbulls not banned.
Chunkey Simmons
02/06/21 8:23:42 PM
#29
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Chunkey Simmons posted...
Tigers do not always attack, if it doesn't attack once that means they are safe all the time

It's funny just watching you come back again and again with ignorant assumptions brought on by personal bias. The way you somehow got that my dog was only around kids once and not his entire life.

And how does that change my point at all?
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TopicDo you ever worry about being single when you're older?
Chunkey Simmons
02/06/21 8:23:06 PM
#1
So let's say you're attracted to women that are in their 20s, like let's say 25. In 50 years, you're still going to be attracted to that age group. That isn't going to magically change

Does anyone get worried that as an old man he will still find women hot? And at 50+ years old, there's nothing you can do about that.
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TopicWhy are pitbulls not banned.
Chunkey Simmons
02/06/21 8:17:40 PM
#23
Kakapo posted...
Chunkey Simmons posted...
German shepherds are not near as bad
If you train a German shepherd properly, its not bad at all, and is actually one of the most gentle dogs around.

My parents had a big bear of a German shepherd when I was a baby, my mum used to just stick me on a rug on the back lawn, and the big gorgeous bear of a good boy would gently shepherd me back onto the rug if I tried to stray.

Of course, theyre uh, not so gentle with trespassers.

A lot of people say that about pitbulls too, that you can train them to be good and they will never be bad again - but that simply isn't true. 99% of the time pitbulls are all right, but that 1% can happen where an unprovoked attack occurs. It can happen with even the most well-trained pitbulls. I'm not sure about German shepherds though

Edit: I know someone is going to say "1% is not that bad" but It can be deadly, even if it does only happen in 1% of the time. Pitbulls can literally kill people. If you think you can fight a pitbull, you are absolutely mistaken.
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TopicWhy are pitbulls not banned.
Chunkey Simmons
02/06/21 8:12:10 PM
#20
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Chunkey Simmons posted...
Same people that say tigers are cute. That totally means you should run out and get one as a pet

Except they're kids aren't constantly around tigers and say their kids should be. My dog is kid tested and parent approved.

Tigers do not always attack, if it doesn't attack once that means they are safe all the time
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TopicWhy are pitbulls not banned.
Chunkey Simmons
02/06/21 8:08:53 PM
#17
Gwynevere posted...
Chunkey Simmons posted...
Apples oranges
This topic is shit so we're gonna talk about things that matter instead

facts are not shit
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TopicWhy are pitbulls not banned.
Chunkey Simmons
02/06/21 8:07:48 PM
#15
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Chunkey Simmons posted...
well if you're allowed to have wolves, then I guess you're allowed to have pitbulls then. But I don't think it's unreasonable to say that neither should be allowed

Everyone with kids wants a dog like mine. So, I think these topics are ignorant and cute.

Same people that say tigers are cute. That totally means you should run out and get one as a pet
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TopicWhy are pitbulls not banned.
Chunkey Simmons
02/06/21 8:06:03 PM
#11
BignutzisBack posted...
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German shepherds are not near as bad
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TopicCold pizza is horrible
Chunkey Simmons
02/06/21 8:05:24 PM
#19
Byakuren posted...
This topic is the truth. Just put it in the oven at 400 for 5 minutes. Not that hard people.

*Microwave
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TopicWhy are pitbulls not banned.
Chunkey Simmons
02/06/21 8:04:37 PM
#8
Gwynevere posted...
What about tipped wages or companies not giving breaks, let's ban those

Apples oranges
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TopicWhy are pitbulls not banned.
Chunkey Simmons
02/06/21 8:03:11 PM
#5
Lost_All_Senses posted...
I have a pitbull and the guy down the block has a wolf. Next.

well if you're allowed to have wolves, then I guess you're allowed to have pitbulls then. But I don't think it's unreasonable to say that neither should be allowed
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TopicWhy are pitbulls not banned.
Chunkey Simmons
02/06/21 8:01:27 PM
#1
If you can't have a wolf as a pet, why are you allowed to have a pitbull
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TopicShould I just say fuck it and go to a bar
Chunkey Simmons
02/06/21 5:39:02 PM
#39
You made this thread because you were considering going to a bar, no excuses. The fact that you were even thinking about it is very deplorable

Honestly I think everyone should get tested for covid once a week, or once every two weeks depending on what clinics allow. Because you can catch covid without knowing it and then infect others.
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Topicshouldnt you get a covid test once a week (or 2 weeks)?
Chunkey Simmons
02/06/21 5:35:32 PM
#9
BlueTigerLion posted...
If you have insurance sure. I dont think people willing to pay for it that frequently though if they dont

Doesn't matter if it's affordable or not, it's a serious pandemic.
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Topicshouldnt you get a covid test once a week (or 2 weeks)?
Chunkey Simmons
02/06/21 5:28:25 PM
#7
Monolith1676 posted...
You shouldn't even have to wear a mask unless you have tested positive.

That isn't how it works, there's a reason we wear a mask
Sonic Cannon posted...
That's a waste of testing capacity. People who are symptomatic or close contacts need their results in a timely fashion. Routine asymptomatic testing is reasonable if you're in a job where you could conceivably have had close contact without knowing it (e.g. healthcare)

Do you saying it's not possible?
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Topicshouldnt you get a covid test once a week (or 2 weeks)?
Chunkey Simmons
02/06/21 5:19:49 PM
#1
seems like since you could have it without symptoms, you absolutely should get tested weekly so that you can be safe and not infect others. right?
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TopicWhy would a woman post pictures of herself on GameFAQS?
Chunkey Simmons
02/02/21 1:32:22 PM
#54
For validation, which reveals a big problem with them
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TopicYouTube Premium is seriously amazing.
Chunkey Simmons
01/31/21 1:52:24 PM
#14
IdiotMachine posted...
Chunkey Simmons posted...
If only there was a way around that
If you own an Android phone, Vanced. If you own an iPhone, nothing you can do except when youre on your own WiFi (via like a PiHole).

Does the iPhone have jailbreak options like AdAway on android?
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TopicWhy you should NOT buy stock
Chunkey Simmons
01/31/21 1:25:26 PM
#19
J03can posted...
I think people forget the part where someone has to buy it

This 100%. You could have a million dollars worth of gold, but that doesn't mean shit if no one wants to buy it, or if someone offers you $1 for it
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TopicWhy you should NOT buy stock
Chunkey Simmons
01/31/21 12:14:27 PM
#1
1. You have to spend a lot in order to make a lot. Not gonna make shit if you only invest $50

2. Remember, if your stock increases to $1 mil, that does NOT mean you have $1 mil. You have to sell your stock.

3. Someone has to be willing to buy your stock. That means you have to drop your price, and chances are you will be forced to drop it to the original price you purchased it for. Again, $1 mil stock does not mean you actually have $1 mil.
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TopicYouTube Premium is seriously amazing.
Chunkey Simmons
01/31/21 11:58:23 AM
#11
Solid Sonic posted...
I would not be paying for it if not for the removal of ads on mobile devices.

If only there was a way around that
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Topic?Your opinion on people who don't vote at all
Chunkey Simmons
01/31/21 11:47:42 AM
#8
Lorthremar posted...
not voting when you are legally able to voids any complaints you have about the government

why do people spread this false information. it's been proven many times otherwise, yet people don't listen
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TopicI was just blocked by an incel
Chunkey Simmons
01/27/21 2:36:43 PM
#53
Funkydog posted...
Chunkey Simmons posted...
These are the types of threads I don't like. I struggle to do online dating, and I hate that men who struggle with women are referred to as incels. People don't realize how tough men have it
You should see who is being mocked then. They are the very definition of incel. Saying "all women are cheating harlots" isn't just dating struggling issues.

you hear a lot of people say that about men though too, is that not an incel as well?
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TopicI was just blocked by an incel
Chunkey Simmons
01/27/21 2:30:59 PM
#50
These are the types of threads I don't like. I struggle to do online dating, and I hate that men who struggle with women are referred to as incels. People don't realize how tough men have it
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TopicWhat is the best martial arts to learn if you want to fight?
Chunkey Simmons
01/26/21 7:32:44 PM
#55
Fizaga posted...
Chunkey Simmons posted...
I agree that threatening isn't good, and I don't want to do that. But people do threaten to fight. "you want us to take this outside?" Or "say that one more time, and see what happens" do you hear those lines sometimes? I don't want to be the guy that initiates that, but I want fists is people think they can threaten me.

But the thing is, those kinds of confrontations are typically all talk and the kinds of people who actually take it outside tend to look like idiots. Not that it really happens unless you're seeking out the roughest places you can find.

If you want to learn to defend yourself thats fine, but even with this post, it's like you're wanting to throw your weight around.

I agree that it's all talk. But I want to be able to have a comeback. Like "that's fine but that is a mistake on your part" or something like that. Should be fine right? Since it's all words right?
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TopicWhat is the best martial arts to learn if you want to fight?
Chunkey Simmons
01/26/21 7:27:37 PM
#49
Fizaga posted...
Chunkey Simmons posted...
Uh people fight all the time. You guys really need to brush up on this. Also please do define what you mean by the very last word in your sentence, I'm calling you out

It's just British slang for someone who thinks their tough.

I'm in my late 30's and the last time I got into a fight was in high school. Even the scary ass guys I knew growing up with haven't gotten into fights since they were kids either.

If you're experiencing "fighting all the time" outside of a sport then you need to find a better social circle.

Slang would be a saying. Fighting is fighting, fighting is not a slang. It's great that you haven't gotten in any fights, but why haven't you? Is it because you give in when somebody threatens you? Is it because you get intimidated by people who could dominate you? And most fights don't happen within a social circle, it's usually with a stranger
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TopicWhat is the best martial arts to learn if you want to fight?
Chunkey Simmons
01/26/21 6:31:20 PM
#43
Perfectinsanity posted...
Chunkey Simmons posted...
People in this topic: No one ever threatens people at all. Fighting never happens except in sports.


No one has said that. But your reason for wanting to learn to fight are misguided. If you have the mentality that YOU want to be the person going around threatening people and trying to physically impose your will on them, you will find out very quickly that is the wrong mentality.

Now, if you want to learn to fight to stop those situations where YOU feel threatened, that's a whole other story, and you already have plenty of answers here.

I agree that threatening isn't good, and I don't want to do that. But people do threaten to fight. "you want us to take this outside?" Or "say that one more time, and see what happens" do you hear those lines sometimes? I don't want to be the guy that initiates that, but I want fists is people think they can threaten me.
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TopicWhat is the best martial arts to learn if you want to fight?
Chunkey Simmons
01/26/21 6:02:48 PM
#38
Human_Username posted...
Chunkey Simmons posted...
Uh people fight all the time. You guys really need to brush up on this. Also please do define what you mean by the very last word in your sentence, I'm calling you out
Disregard my last sentence in my last post, my dumb ass thought this was a serious topic.

I know you're not being rude, so I will correct you. This is a serious thread. It is a request that I was asking this forum. Not a joke. I'm not sure why you think it is a joke, but I will ignore that part of it. I will give you the benefit of doubt and say this is a very serious thread
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TopicWhat is the best martial arts to learn if you want to fight?
Chunkey Simmons
01/26/21 5:58:12 PM
#36
People in this topic: No one ever threatens people at all. Fighting never happens except in sports.
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TopicWhat is the best martial arts to learn if you want to fight?
Chunkey Simmons
01/26/21 5:56:46 PM
#34
Fizaga posted...
Pretty much any competant training school will kick you out on your arse if you use your skills on people. They teach for sport not for being 'ard.

Uh people fight all the time. You guys really need to brush up on this. Also please do define what you mean by the very last word in your sentence, I'm calling you out
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TopicWhat is the best martial arts to learn if you want to fight?
Chunkey Simmons
01/26/21 5:52:51 PM
#28
Xenozoa425 posted...
Chunkey Simmons posted...
Walk around town. Go to bars. Watch tv. Doesn't matter if it's right or not. It's the world you live in. People will threaten to kick your ass. What are you gonna do? Take it? And be weak?
You could try not giving a fuck about what other people think

I care about how others feel. I want respect from others and fighting will help with that. The security of being dominant. That's how the world is, you act like it isn't
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TopicWhat is the best martial arts to learn if you want to fight?
Chunkey Simmons
01/26/21 5:50:30 PM
#26
Perfectinsanity posted...
Chunkey Simmons posted...
Walk around town. Go to bars. Watch tv. Doesn't matter if it's right or not. It's the world you live in. People will threaten to kick your ass. What are you gonna do? Take it? And be weak?

If people are constantly threatening to kick your ass, I think you're the problem.

Oh so suddenly threatening to beat somebody up is my fault? Meanwhile you guys are saying in this thread that I shouldn't do the same? That's pretty hypocritical. I think you have killed your own credibility.
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TopicWhat is the best martial arts to learn if you want to fight?
Chunkey Simmons
01/26/21 5:42:55 PM
#22
Perfectinsanity posted...
RadiantJoyrock posted...
Anyone who says anything other than "don't learn martial arts to threaten people" is already wrong.

Didn't read that. If TC wants to be a dummy and go around threatening people, he's not the kind of person that is going to be in any gym long enough to learn any martial art.

Walk around town. Go to bars. Watch tv. Doesn't matter if it's right or not. It's the world you live in. People will threaten to kick your ass. What are you gonna do? Take it? And be weak?
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TopicWhat is the best martial arts to learn if you want to fight?
Chunkey Simmons
01/26/21 5:39:05 PM
#18
RadiantJoyrock posted...
Chunkey Simmons posted...
I'm talking about if you're in an argument with someone, and you threatened to kick someone's ass. I kind of can't really do that if I don't know how. You might think "why would you do that" but look around, many guys do have to be tough. I want to be tough to be tough
No.

Yes, that is how the world works. Then need to know how to fight.
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TopicWhat is the best martial arts to learn if you want to fight?
Chunkey Simmons
01/26/21 5:33:35 PM
#11
Xenozoa425 posted...
You don't learn martial arts to fight. That's rule #1. You learn it so you don't have to fight but you are forced to defend yourself.

I'm talking about if you're in an argument with someone, and you threatened to kick someone's ass. I kind of can't really do that if I don't know how. You might think "why would you do that" but look around, many guys do have to be tough. I want to be tough to be tough
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TopicWhat is the best martial arts to learn if you want to fight?
Chunkey Simmons
01/26/21 5:26:01 PM
#1
I think the ability to be able to fight is an important part of a man. If you don't you'll be taken advantage of in an walks of life. Even if you never have to use your fists, you will at least know that you are dominant against whoever is threatening you. With that said, I need your help. Where is a good place to start?
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TopicGirls: "He's just a friend."
Chunkey Simmons
01/26/21 4:44:01 PM
#4
Tenlaar posted...
If you've never been "just a friend" with a girl then you're probably a pretty skeevy dude.

No it means they don't let people take advantage of them
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TopicDid Trump actually welcome Biden to the white house?
Chunkey Simmons
01/21/21 4:14:30 PM
#1
When Trump took over after Obama, they shook hands and Trump toward the White House, and then Obama left the White House has a citizen

But when I looked this up on Google, I don't see any pictures of Trump or Biden shaking hands. So I assume a friendly greeting never happened. Did Trump pout and leave before Biden got there?
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TopicWhy is Trump being impeached?
Chunkey Simmons
01/18/21 11:33:07 AM
#23
pinky0926 posted...
Chunkey Simmons posted...
I'm not politically savvy but I'm trying to be better at it

Really don't care about how you feel about me

only god can judge meeeeeeeee

Insults don't really work if I don't understand the reference. So I'm completely unaffected. Backfired
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TopicWhy is Trump being impeached?
Chunkey Simmons
01/18/21 11:29:31 AM
#20
JustMyOpinion posted...
Is TC trolling or does he just live under a rock?

I'm not politically savvy but I'm trying to be better at it

pinky0926 posted...
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Unfortunately these bad faith actors really think they're making intelligent conversation when they wilfully ignore the things Trump literally does


Really don't care about how you feel about me
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