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Bananana
02/05/21 8:18:01 AM
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Literally awful in every way, no idea how anyone claims to enjoy it

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kirbyakaZ
02/05/21 8:18:32 AM
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Bad take

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Ryven
02/05/21 8:20:50 AM
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Shitty hot pizza when cold is even shittier.

Good hot pizza when cold is still good.

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Byakuren
02/05/21 8:23:06 AM
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This topic is the truth. Just put it in the oven at 400 for 5 minutes. Not that hard people.

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R1masher
02/05/21 8:28:11 AM
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Cold take, I eat frozen ellios

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voldothegr8
02/05/21 8:32:25 AM
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Depends which kind, not all cold pizza is created equal. Domino's is disgusting cold for instance, while Marco's is delicious cold.
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TheOtherMike
02/05/21 8:33:43 AM
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Byakuren posted...
This topic is the truth. Just put it in the oven at 400 for 5 minutes. Not that hard people.

This. Oven-reheated pizza is literally just as good as fresh. Cold pizza is fucking nasty.
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Irony
02/05/21 8:39:52 AM
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This is a shit take from a low tier fruit

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SauI_Goodman
02/05/21 8:46:11 AM
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Get out

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clyde_frog
02/05/21 8:47:34 AM
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voldothegr8 posted...
Depends which kind, not all cold pizza is created equal. Domino's is disgusting cold for instance, while Marco's is delicious cold.

Dominos is objectively great when cold, you uncultured swine

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lilORANG
02/05/21 8:48:27 AM
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Ryven posted...
Shitty hot pizza when cold is even shittier.

Good hot pizza when cold is still good.

This. Get better pizza TC.
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BloodMoon7
02/05/21 8:53:58 AM
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I actually enjoy it.

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eston
02/05/21 8:56:08 AM
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For me it has a lot to do with the crust. Crispy crust stays crispy and is pretty good cold. Bready/soft crust gets nastywhen it's cold. More sauce also helps

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Bananana
02/05/21 8:58:01 AM
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Ryven posted...
Shitty hot pizza when cold is even shittier.

Good hot pizza when cold is still shitty.
fixed this for ya

Irony posted...
This is a shit take from a low tier fruit
Youve gone too far this time

lilORANG posted...
This. Get better pizza TC.
Ive tried every chain, and at least 10 local places, and every time I go to eat the leftovers the next day, I try it to see if its true. Its shitty every time and I have to reheat it to make it edible

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DB_Insider
02/05/21 8:59:32 AM
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Red staete toppings or blue?
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MorbidFaithless
02/06/21 8:02:50 PM
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Anybody ever eat cold burritos

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Touch
02/06/21 8:04:55 PM
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MorbidFaithless posted...
Anybody ever eat cold burritos
Bruh

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Chunkey Simmons
02/06/21 8:05:24 PM
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Byakuren posted...
This topic is the truth. Just put it in the oven at 400 for 5 minutes. Not that hard people.

*Microwave
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WrestlinFan
02/06/21 8:07:07 PM
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Agreed I hate cold pizza usually.

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TheOtherMike
02/06/21 8:16:55 PM
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Chunkey Simmons posted...
*Microwave

Microwaved pizza is literally inedible garbage.
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Lunar_Savage
02/06/21 8:20:10 PM
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mattymad posted...
Anyone who microwaves cold pizza is 100% in the wrong. It goes so gross when microwaved.

I see people wrap it in foil and griddle it, does that actually work? Is that any better than in the oven?

As for eating it cold: it really depends on the toppings and style of pizza. Some of it is great whilst others would make me vom.

Only microwave if you do so with a cup of water open in the microwave. The humidity provided by the water reconstitutes the bread and makes it pretty decent to eat again.

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Lunar_Savage
02/06/21 8:20:36 PM
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Also, I'm pro cold pizza.

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uwnim
02/06/21 8:25:12 PM
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I rather like the taste of cold pizza.

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Freddie_Mercury
02/06/21 8:33:45 PM
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cold pizza haters have no argument and are constantly btfo with facts and logic

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LordYeezus
02/06/21 10:03:00 PM
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The only thing you should be eating cold is ice cream.
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Kinny100
02/06/21 10:03:34 PM
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cold pizza is awful

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Smashingpmkns
02/06/21 10:04:59 PM
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Cold pizza sucks. It takes like 2 minutes to use a toaster oven to reheat a slice.
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uwnim
02/06/21 10:09:29 PM
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LordYeezus posted...
The only thing you should be eating cold is ice cream.
Pizza and fried chicken are both good refrigerated. Some things are bad when cold though, like hot dogs.

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Gamerguymass
02/06/21 10:11:58 PM
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I will fight you.

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Smashingpmkns
02/06/21 10:12:55 PM
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uwnim posted...
fried chicken are both good refrigerated.


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uwnim
02/06/21 10:20:21 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
It is true though.
Tastes more fried chickeny and delicious.

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MorbidFaithless
02/06/21 11:56:23 PM
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Cold pasta (that was originally eaten hot) is great, too.

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IHeartRadiation
02/07/21 12:00:42 AM
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Some pizza just gets awful when you reheat it.

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