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Garden
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If Trump wins, the country's obviously pretty fucked.

If Biden wins, the country's still pretty fucked because Trump has shown that he doesn't know how to accept a loss and has supporters who don't know how to accept a loss.

I'll take the meteor.

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Kenshiro isn't wearing a hat so this seems pretty cut and dry to me

but yeah for real, the only way I could see Mario winning is him immediately possessing Kenshiro, figuring out his pressure point targeting and then forcing him to kill himself with it

probably not happening unfortunately

Kenshiro

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Yesmar_ posted...

Candy Corn

It is candy corn.

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Superman
Courage
Drama
Steven

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Definitely get the story complaint, if it sticks to the direction it's going in the demo then it's just time travel plot #5838423

Seeing the heroes actually lose could be interesting and a great leadup to Breath of the Wild, also wiping everyone out as Ganondorf/Zant/Ghirahim was the best part of the first Hyrule Warriors

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Game's pretty damn good. The only worry I still have after playing is that it might end up being four hours long or something. I'm not holding out hope for the huge amount of content the first Hyrule Warriors had but I'd like to feel like I played a full game.

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Beware Dracula's curse of your consoles taking up too much fucking space.

I thought the PS5 just had protective wrapping or something around it, but nope

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He-Man dropping the sword while dealing with this seems entirely likely, and Jack getting smart and having the ground swallow it up and take it away seems even more likely

from there it's not looking that bad for Jack, still not really sure though. is there a point where He-Man says 'yeah fuck this' and just starts tearing the city up to win

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The possibility of living with a host of mental issues for the rest of time makes that a pretty clear 'no thanks' even without thinking about any of the usual downsides

you could argue that science will eventually evolve to make that irrelevant but considering where we are right now and how many people don't even have a basic understanding of mental issues you could also argue pretty easily that it won't.

eh, I didn't mean to make this serious or whatever. Just, immortality gets a no from me dog

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Terrarian getting so far is a nice surprise, they don't have a lot of feats to go off of so I thought that would be a problem at some point.

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I'd like to believe that Jack could win this, but honestly. If He-Man got trapped in concrete he would probably just flex really hard and destroy it or something dumb, right?

I don't know, maybe Jack could wear him down before he got found but that feels like a big 'maybe'

I'm just assuming He-Man will be too heroic to resort to "level the entire city" but if that's wrong then this isn't a fight, lol

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Janus5k posted...

This Is Halloween

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Can't say I expected this result, but I'm sold.

Terrarian

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pew pew pew

Star wins this easily if she takes it seriously, but Terrarian looks like a pretty unassuming mcdude until he starts blowing shit up

if she goes in and does something silly but ineffective or just tries to blast him and he gets to fire a bunch of his weapons off, well, oops

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Lizard people

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We already know that He-Man isn't going to be physically matched by anyone in this tier lol

poor Cloud

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Arthur
Ed
Regular
Bojack

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Seeing the huge airship flying around early in the game was awesome, finding out later that it was just another divine beast was not as awesome but it was a cool moment.

Breath of the Wild has a lot of moments like that where you see something in the distance and think 'whoa, can't wait to check that out' but when you actually get there it's usually not that great

or neat concepts like the arrow korok from earlier in the list that get you interested to see what else they'll surprise you with, but then it turns out that's about it. It's what stops this from being a truly great game for me, they just went halfway on a lot of their coolest ideas.

thankfully Hyrule Castle didn't do this!

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It's kind of funny that we're dropping the hammer on invincible Maxwell after he's won three matches that way, but yeah, this is probably more than he'll know how to deal with

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Hades has the durability and regeneration to take a big hit and laugh it off, and he's clever enough to know he's in a losing fight and warp out to find a new strategy. Wally doesn't know about his regeneration in advance, so he won't know that he needs to make Hades extra-dead until he's already out of there.

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Going to vote Hades unless someone gives a good reason why Flash doesn't lose to the soul hostage thing. The only way he's not able to pull it off is if he loses right away, and he doesn't lose right away

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How does Barry deal with his family being threatened? Hades is in the good position of not instantly losing to being speed blitzed or speed stolen, and once he gets away from the first encounter and starts coming up with plans, this is his game.

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Jeff the Killer

eh.

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local turducken found living under rock, authorities baffled

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flash_(Barry_Allen)

When Barry was a child, his mother was murdered, and Barry's father was unjustly blamed.

if the question is 'does this superhero have a tragic parent backstory' the answer is probably yes

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Xiaolin Showdown
Tom and Jerry
Johnny Bravo
Legend of Korra

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I wouldn't be that surprised if Flash had a way to put Hades down for good, he's pretty ridiculous. But I feel like he fucks up and lets himself get hit before he takes this seriously enough to break out whatever kind of power he'd need to win. And I don't think that's a hit he wants to take, Hades' hits look like natural disasters.

https://gfycat.com/repulsiverepentantfanworms-respectthreads-whowouldwin

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Freddy Fazbear

lol

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Yes

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Terrarian

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Dexter
Infinity
Bebop
Animaniacs

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Terrarian isn't going to stand there and let all of his redirected attacks hit him, most of Terraria's big fights are centered around dodging so he's pretty good at it. This fight probably isn't going to be at short range very often, so even if he didn't have the reflexes to dodge lightning I couldn't see him taking much damage from his own attacks. Not enough to kill him, certainly.

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PVP is a thing in Terraria, so he can quite literally take what he dishes out

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the real takeaway from that is Terrarian won't much trouble avoiding Aang's attacks, they're not really anything new to him and he's able to dodge lightning, if he's not just tanking it

Not saying Terrarian will have an easy time hitting Aang either, but in a match where both fighters have trouble landing good hits I'm more inclined for the one that passively heals

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don't really feel like arguing this right now but I just want to add that Terrarian does have experience against an agile opponent throwing element attacks around

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5QFsX_cUuXo

it's the first boss there, the cultist dude

even if they lose they aren't going to be helpless in this matchup

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NFUN posted...

hmm. I think Terraria is as good a game as Avatar is a show

I second this

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Tom and Jerry

Happy they made the finals.

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Banjo > Paper Mario > Majora > Perfect Dark > Ocarina > Mario Kart > Goldeneye > Mario 64 > Smash > No Mercy

> people with irrational levels of Zelda hate

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Courage the Cowardly Dog

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Lyoko
Pokemon
Recess
Looney

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now I'm curious, what is the SovietOmega-approved list of 'real' colors

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it's pink

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Was able to make Luigi mode happen after beating my last level, 8-4, by holding L (and ZL, not sure if that matters). You go back to Mario when you get a fire flower though, pretty lame.

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Kenshiro CAN infact, defend his internal organs

If he can defend them from something he won't see coming then he must be packing Garnet's future vision from the Deathstroke match

Kenshiro also has a pretty strong healing factor which means that even if Ocelot got a bullet into a vital organ, Kenshiro might just walk it off

He might walk it off eventually, but he's not going to just Superman tank it and keep fighting, a bullet to pretty much any big organ is going to fuck someone up. Ocelot would have time to take more shots, especially since he doesn't really have to aim them.

if that comic is the evidence for Ocelet's teleporting bullets, they were not teleported directly into internal organs

'they were teleporting but not teleporting well enough' isn't a very compelling argument, he's going to treat a fight to the death differently than target practice with a bird. if he can shoot a bullet through his own head into a target then he can shoot a bullet through their head into a target


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As amusing as it would be if his brain/heart/lungs etc were as stupidly tough as the rest of him, they probably aren't, and Ocelot can certainly hit them with his goofy teleporting bullets

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Ocelot

Kenshiro is ridiculous, but if you're against Ocelot and any part of you is weak to bullets, then, ahem.

You are already dead.

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foxhound ocelot is what he was nominated as, it's how he beat Roland

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we're still talking about this ocelot, right?

http://www.doctorshrugs.com/foxhound/comic.php?id=267

swatting bullets away doesn't matter when he can just express deliver them to your internal organs

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Kenshiro swatting bullets out of the air or making the laws of physics cry with crossbow bolts lmao isn't going to save him from one toonforcing its way into his brain and lobotomizing him

his musou tensei intangibility thing would but would he have the chance to use it? it's not like he'll get to see the bullet coming at him or even being fired

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