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TopicPence won't object to Biden's win
MachineJaipur
01/06/21 1:54:02 PM
#3
Even if he could, he shouldn't.

Even if he should, he wouldn't.

We're witnessing the early death throes of a party that tied itself to a fascist
Topicwhere money?!?
MachineJaipur
01/06/21 11:43:56 AM
#5

Topicso if theres massive voter fraud going on, why does no one have any proof
MachineJaipur
01/06/21 8:00:58 AM
#14
Kaldrenthebold posted...
It's also apparently just the presidency and not any down ballot gains the GOP got. Curious why that is

https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/trump-biden-transition-georgia-runoff/h_d6d4ba740c7e7205282f404076ae4d4f

"I think our secretary of state has failed Georgia," Greene said. "I believe our elections should be decertified."
Asked if doing so would then impact her and other Georgia Republicans all of whom were elected on the same ballot Greene said: "We're just talking about the President's race."

Because they're only talking about the Presidents race
TopicWhat do you think will be Trump's first tweet today?
MachineJaipur
01/06/21 7:46:46 AM
#4
He was already tweeting about Dems trying to figure out exactly how many votes they'd need and saying there'd be a vote dump.

Which the irony of him complaining about that exact scenario is too sweet
TopicGot the same exact thumbnail right next to each other on YouTube
MachineJaipur
01/05/21 11:31:57 PM
#9
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzNgcgKPhgA

This sounds like it could be a joke right out of South Park
TopicNeckbeard lip syncs to Gangster's Paradise while wearing a fedora
MachineJaipur
01/05/21 10:27:18 PM
#4
Background_Guy posted...
Damn, you have 20k subscribers??
if only
TopicNeckbeard lip syncs to Gangster's Paradise while wearing a fedora
MachineJaipur
01/05/21 8:46:17 PM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDKSAj4L7kQ

I'm not sure if i should be amazed, horrified, or disgusted
TopicTrump lawyer forced to resign in shame
MachineJaipur
01/05/21 6:04:13 PM
#8
thought it'd be Lin Wood

that guy should be resigned from the face of the planet.
TopicHoly shit Tomi Lahren has taken up arms and she's FURIOUS
MachineJaipur
01/05/21 3:31:06 PM
#23
JuanCarlos1 posted...
She was reading that...why is fox news so intent on creating a civil war just to cry like lil bitches when it actually starts to happen.
Because they know nobody will watch them otherwise

TopicHoly shit Tomi Lahren has taken up arms and she's FURIOUS
MachineJaipur
01/05/21 2:42:30 PM
#16
to bad they don't realize that anything would be better than whatever Trump is trying to turn America into
TopicNicola Sturgeon: Trump not allowed into Scotland to escape Biden inauguration
MachineJaipur
01/05/21 2:40:59 PM
#4
lol
TopicTrump shared wrong number for a MI lawmaker. A 28 yr old has gotten angry calls.
MachineJaipur
01/05/21 1:27:06 PM
#19
Tmaster148 posted...


Im being personally affected by a decision that [Trump] made without fact-checking, and thats the silliest thing Ive ever heard, Rose said.
Accurate summation of this Presidency
TopicGot the same exact thumbnail right next to each other on YouTube
MachineJaipur
01/05/21 1:13:38 PM
#4
The best line I've heard is:

"God, can you go bomb an abortion clinic or something?"

"You just wait, when that wonderful President finishes stacking the Supreme Court, we won't have to"

and this was dubbed what, late 2000s? That line fits 100% given recent events lol
TopicGot the same exact thumbnail right next to each other on YouTube
MachineJaipur
01/05/21 12:55:28 PM
#1


I hear something
TopicHave you ever known someone who took issue with killing Nazis in video games?
MachineJaipur
01/05/21 10:34:58 AM
#1
Have you ever known someone like that? Obviously not counting the ones who took issue with violent video games in general




Anyone who takes issue with this is sus at best
TopicMeanwhile, on Parler...
MachineJaipur
01/04/21 5:31:26 PM
#172
Why will there be no laws if Biden is elected?

Topictfw you finally realize that pointless internet arguments are pointless
MachineJaipur
01/03/21 11:42:29 AM
#6
the worst part is these people would be unable to identify nazism if it came to their front door with a bible wrapped in a swastika flag
TopicMeanwhile, on Parler...
MachineJaipur
01/03/21 11:31:00 AM
#163
https://twitter.com/AZGOP/status/1345611104181882881

This isn't Parler but it has intense Parler energy

does it count?

TopicTrumpers watching police brutalize BLM protesters: ''Thats what you get!!''
MachineJaipur
01/03/21 9:28:15 AM
#3
"BUT I'D NEVER BREAK THE LAW, I SUPPORT THE CONSTITUTION EVEN THOUGH I'VE NEVER READ IT"

Or something
TopicMeanwhile, on Parler...
MachineJaipur
01/02/21 10:48:18 PM
#161
IfGodCouldDie posted...
Trudeau was assassinated and replaced by a clone, and has allowed the Bill Gates 5g covid vaccine to be used on all Canadians so that if you get out of line they can erase your life. Or at least that's how I understand it based on my mother's Facebook feed.
Can you post a screenshot, without doxing your mom?
TopicMeanwhile, on Parler...
MachineJaipur
01/02/21 10:13:55 PM
#157
wait what happened to Canada and Australia?
TopicMeanwhile, on Parler...
MachineJaipur
01/02/21 9:48:57 PM
#154
Hexenherz posted...
How do you get food poisoning from something whose ingredients are all grilled at a very high temperature.

That story doesn't even make sense.
I think the point was that the food wasn't cooked properly and thus why it can kill you so fast
Topic5G has been here for years already, what's with the sudden uptick in fear?
MachineJaipur
01/02/21 5:32:25 PM
#7
Because it's easier to blame something new instead of themselves
TopicThis was the PHARAMACST who DESTROYED COVID-19 VACCINES!! Should he pay??
MachineJaipur
01/02/21 11:15:08 AM
#19
KStateKing17 posted...
Let's burn him
This but literally
TopicDid Vegeta plant the seeds of the alt right?
MachineJaipur
01/01/21 8:55:17 AM
#2
Maybe they should've spent less time begging people to give energy to a cartoon character and more time on the ground getting out the vote.
TopicHawley to challenge Electoral College results in Senate
MachineJaipur
12/30/20 1:08:39 PM
#8
ThePieReborn posted...
When a dingus from Missouri thinks he's in a better position to be an interpreter of law and finder of fact than the judges who heard these cases.
Republicans have a long sordid history of thinking they're better at whatever they do than even God would be
Topic''If 230 is repealed, the internet will cease to exist?''
MachineJaipur
12/30/20 10:47:15 AM
#22
Thompson posted...
If 230 is repealed, expect Twitter, Reddit, Facebook and the like to do a mass exodus to New Zealand or Norway or such.
and then everyone is beholden to the rules and regulations of a foreign government.

That won't piss the Americans off at all /s
TopicFor possibly the first time ever I can say...Thank You Trump
MachineJaipur
12/30/20 10:04:23 AM
#22
harley2280 posted...
Yeah the GOP doesn't seem to really understand what 230 does. They think it's causing "censorship" and will allow them to sue companies like Twitter for removing their posts. When in reality it will have the exact opposite effect.
If it got removed they'd immediately and instantly be out protesting to reinstate it
Topic''If 230 is repealed, the internet will cease to exist?''
MachineJaipur
12/30/20 9:43:07 AM
#13
tremain07 posted...
And with the boards go the traffic, nobody uses this site for the guides anymore, everyone runs to youtube for that now. Speaking of Youtube, they especially would get shut down once 230 is repealed. I mean the site that shall not be named is already on the verge of shut down after that scandal, without 230 they'd already be gone
the fact that this post came right after a CyricZ post is ironic.
Topic''If 230 is repealed, the internet will cease to exist?''
MachineJaipur
12/30/20 9:16:24 AM
#7
tremain07 posted...
Let's see
With 230 GFAQs nor it's parent company are liable for violent and or illegal crimes it's users commit or discuss to commit like the church burner or the attempted hijackers from a while back

Without 230 GFAQs would be shut down over the things those guys did
Alternatively they would just shut down the boards.
TopicMitch McConnell gets dunked on
MachineJaipur
12/29/20 11:57:33 PM
#1
TopicMeanwhile, on Parler...
MachineJaipur
12/28/20 8:57:45 AM
#135
Naysaspace posted...
gold, jerry. gold!

my friend unironically posts on parler and also won't shut up about the god damn "election fraud".
Ask them for proof and don't accept "do your own research man" as an answer
TopicMe learning to be a pick up artist was like Walter white learning to cook meth
MachineJaipur
12/28/20 12:54:04 AM
#3
Something you did to help secure your families future because you were diagnosed with cancer?

Somehow I doubt this

A, final answer
TopicMeanwhile, on Parler...
MachineJaipur
12/27/20 5:41:29 PM
#132
Facebook quivering in their pants.

Angry conservative incoming!
TopicPicture of Flight traffic in America on the morning of December 23rd, 2020
MachineJaipur
12/25/20 2:52:50 PM
#1
Did you guys hear that there's a pandemic going on??


https://www.fox4news.com/news/flight-radar-captures-pre-christmas-air-travel-over-united-states


A Flightradar24 animation shows pre-Christmas air traffic over North America, including the continental United States and parts of Canada and Mexico on the morning of December 23.
The CDC has recommended "postponing travel and staying home" during the holiday season, as COVID-19 cases continue to surge across the country.
Passenger figures from the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) for December 22 showed a steep decline in pre-holiday air travel compared to 2019, but a rise over earlier periods this year.
Crowded airports were reported throughout the United States this week, including in North Carolina and Arizona.
The animation provided by Flightradar24 offers a snapshot of flight traffic, between the hours of 6 am and 12 pm EST on Wednesday.



Welp
TopicWhat is your living situation, CE?
MachineJaipur
12/25/20 11:52:28 AM
#1
What kind of living situation








What is your current living situation, day to day?
TopicMeanwhile, on Parler...
MachineJaipur
12/24/20 5:25:24 PM
#125
LastTomorrow posted...
What?
One of a conservatives favorite pasttimes is finding stupid things like this and stretching to make it fit their narrative, which is usually that *insert person/group they don't like* is or is connect3ed to SATANISM OR SATANIC NUMBERS
TopicMeanwhile, on Parler...
MachineJaipur
12/24/20 2:40:35 PM
#121
jpenny2 posted...
I thought Dec 25th was supposed to be Jesus' birthday (it isn't), not Dec 24th.
You're missing the point. The whole season is about Jesus. So anything affecting anything to do with Christmas is an attack on Jesus
TopicMeanwhile, on Parler...
MachineJaipur
12/23/20 3:26:55 PM
#112
LastTomorrow posted...
That's blasphemous.
And Idolatry.

Two sins, one image
TopicWhy does it seem common to use the eggplant emoji to represent male genitalia?
MachineJaipur
12/23/20 12:23:18 AM
#3
Cause it's big, thick and if you deprive a dick of oxygen it turns purple
TopicMeanwhile, on Parler...
MachineJaipur
12/22/20 11:57:40 PM
#105
Isn't the second commandment something like "No idolatry"?
TopicIs it unprofessional for a retail worker to be sitting down?
MachineJaipur
12/22/20 11:15:59 AM
#34
R_Jackal posted...
He argued the sitting was time they weren't doing anything
People do things sitting down all the goddamned time.

Now if they're sitting on their phone that's different but looking busy isn't the same as actually being busy
TopicIs it unprofessional for a retail worker to be sitting down?
MachineJaipur
12/22/20 7:36:15 AM
#27
Half the time the term "unprofessional" is used to describe something a boss hates but has no legitimate way to describe why they hate it without sounding like a psychopathic dumbass
TopicMeanwhile, on Parler...
MachineJaipur
12/22/20 7:18:50 AM
#101
TheRealDill2000 posted...
What organization gave him that honor?
Her ass
TopicWould you go to an alternate reality where Romney won?
MachineJaipur
12/21/20 8:21:24 PM
#5
CE would
TopicWest Ham United fan picks up dog poop with mask and puts it back on
MachineJaipur
12/21/20 12:36:26 AM
#2
This topic will go nowhere because of the shit title
TopicWould you go to an alternate reality where Romney won?
MachineJaipur
12/20/20 9:55:56 PM
#1
The only info you get is that Trump never runs for office.


Would you stay or would you go?
TopicYour Face When Trump Grifts himself out of debt
MachineJaipur
12/20/20 9:10:14 PM
#2
Weep for the grifted
TopicWhen's the last time you attended a service at a church, CE?
MachineJaipur
12/20/20 12:38:43 PM
#14
Verdekal posted...
I'm not a Christian.

I did include an option for the equivalent of your religion

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