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oh tag

okay I know why he's online and hasn't quickly disappeared as quickly as he was on is bc

Okay so context

There's this other coworker who just moved here from the congo. She's super sweet and works really hard and she's super cute and small and nice and we all love her but he wants to fuck her bc of course he does. He wants to fuck his way thru the deli which honestly I respect the hustle.

they're both online right now but if he hurts her I'll probably hit him w a haymaker irl

Rida_Go_To_Bed posted...

play hades!

I'm at my parents and we don't have the switch :(

CalypsoDoom posted...

milking ce for a 500 post rage fueled incel fest is my kind of fun tbh

the best part was when leana came in and I actually succeeded in defending myself lmfao

Harpie posted...

we should troll ce with a topic that will guarantee 500 posts

thats what I used to do when I was bored and horny

I did that once when I just turned 18

Made a topic that said "my boobs hurt"

That one went well between all the cattiness and redpill going on never forget lmfao

oh fuck he's actually online oh God ce what do WHAT DO

Drew's asleep <_< now I'm SUPER bored

I don't wanna annoy carryout again tho

someone post the ascii pls and thx

oooooo harpie I didn't know ur grocery store also had a cute hot foods guy

the one I work w is pretty cute too ngl

my mans is 5'7 lol

Now we're at my parents bc tomorrow we're gonna watch the super bowl and we wanted to get here before the storm

let's gooooooo I'm so invested in this rn

DB_Insider posted...

Him?

Carryout lmao

chicken pls

god I want him so bad lmfaoooooo

Harpie posted...

Oh, I guess Ill just return the red lingerie set I got for you and ce then ._.

I mean i wouldn't let it go to waste lol

not for me either I'm excited

BeantownHero posted...

all eyes on Wednesday

Yeah I'm still nervous I told him I was big stupid lmao

armandro posted...

is this a fanfic of yours?

u should release it on amazon

no this 100% real mando

right so carryout promised me we weren't gonna hate each other when Wednesday night is over so that's reassuring bc I told him I was worried abt it I even let my lower lip quiver like a fuckin uwu chan lmao

shot him a text later after I first got done work saying he looked good today

BeantownHero posted...

bags must be secured

i don't wanna chase it anymore tho bruh

ugh where is tab w my iced coffee

Man I really do not want to go to work today bc I know it's gonna be a whole shitshow but likeeeeee

They're finna gib raise soon so I'm just like trying to prove I earned it ya know????

BOOOOO I HAVE TO GO TO WORK 3-7 >:|

at least carryout might be there today too

trappedunderice posted...

Aka socially awkward the official topic.

I mean

Not really???? Idk what led you to that conclusion???

Also THANK GOD TABS COMIN OVER W DUNKIN COFFEE I COULD CRY

DB_Insider posted...

U have andrew garfield in ur house?

no that's my bf

tfw wanna order doordash but don't want andrew to be the one to drop it off

oh and drew just went out dashing again but bc I had a melty in the car last night I ended up not going this morning LMFAO

error be my friend now since I know how to behave

Gm ce today I got to sleep til 8 it was poggers

harley2280 posted...

I see we've been renewed for season 4.

Awwwwww yeauh

gunplagirl posted...

Hey

Hey girl heyyyyyyyy

bump

Rida_Go_To_Bed posted...

oh, I'm hanging in there! Watching some Cobra Kai right now

That sounds fun were just watching YouTube lol

Strider102 posted...

I was 6 seconds behind TeaMilk for the 500th post. Sad day

Lmao rekt

TeaMilk posted...

I've been here over 10 years and I think that was my first 500 lol

Gratz :)

Rida_Go_To_Bed posted...

hey white girl

oh shit I didn't realize u were actually around lmao how are u my guy

WallStreetWolf posted...

I'm not cool enough to be tagged yet

Anyway I'm here for another topic of shenanigans

I had you tagged originally fwiw but apparently you can only tag 10 ppl

Thighon posted...

technically u called her a BITCH

oh yeah lol But I meant it in an affectionate way lol

FlameTurtle posted...

what the heck did you say about me

I didn't say shit lmao

Thighon posted...

<3

hope youre off by now or at least your shift ends soon. settle in with some green tn if you got it

oh I've been off since 5 but now we're doordashing and I'm starving but I have the vape so I'm ok for now

armandro posted...

hope the arc ends this topic

I don't think it's gonna end in the foreseeable future mando

Grubhub posted...

I'll tag duncan

@Duncanwii

Ty

Also I think it's funny that your name is grubhub and I'm literally w my bf as he drives for doordash rn lol

Thighon posted...

goals as fuck

also tag

also how you doin, i aint been participating much what with my shit post count limits

ty boo for calling me goals I appreciate u

I've been good rn I have to pee and I'm fucking starving and works been a big pain in my asshole but I'm still good.

"I AM a big titty anime girl" - my response to one of the best compliments Ive ever received courtesy of carryout

THE SAGA CONTINUES BITCHES

@Harpie
@CalypsoDoom
@armandro
@gunplagirl
@FlameTurtle
@harley2280
@Thighon
@BeantownHero
@Drpooplol
@Strider102

and everyone else I didn't have room for lol

Should I tag duncan lol

Strider102 posted...

I promise nothing

on God child I will beat ya

Strider102 posted...

>_>

<_<

Don't u fucking dare

tired. Hungry. Have to pee. Ready for him to hit "end dash" on doordash so we can go home