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nfearurspecimn posted...

I'm not a part of this but if I'm welcome I don't mind.

Of course catboy why would you not be welcome lmao

nfearurspecimn posted...

oh duncan posts here?

sometimes ya

Sry u didn't get tagged catboy

CalypsoDoom posted...

Buffalo chicken dip is so good

It's like the only thing my mom doesn't make. I wish assistant manager homegirl could get down here with her buffalo chicken dip but it snowed soooo bad and she's probably gonna be stuck at work for a while

BeantownHero posted...

I would just go to a bar to watch it, but we are still in lockdown.

I CANT BLAZE WITHOUT FOOD GAHDAMN IT

Download a hoagie off the internet my guy

doordash that buffalo chicken dip

BeantownHero posted...

hell yeah. Got all the good stuff ready, I'm just trying to decide on food

NO ONE IN PORTLAND SELLS BUFFALO CHICKEN DIP

NO BRUH WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WO THE BUFFALO CHICKEN DIP

my mom made spinach artichoke dip too. She's also gonna make mini hot dogs and shrimp and devilled eggs and probably some other shit eventually.

DB_Insider posted...

Thanks for cheering me up, I'll try with that method like u told me thanks

np np my son

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my Irish white mother is making her jambalaya that she inexplicably makes every year for the super bowl

also inexplicable is the fact that is actually slaps I'm so excited for it to be ready

Right now we have chips and dip and my moms gonna put out other finger foods lol

BeantownHero posted...

what up, fuck nuggets?

what up my dude we are just chilling gettin blazed eatin food and waitin for the game to come in

DB_Insider posted...

Will that really work?

She seems like a sophisticated woman there's no way it would be that easy

She's actually like a beautiful graceful doe

....who happens to eat fried chicken.

DB_Insider posted...

Not yet, but why even bother anymore

You just gotta hold out ur hand w a piece of fried chicken in it and wait for her to come up and start nibbling

DB_Insider posted...

Ur better than harpie, she ignored all my post to the point i have to reconsider my decision to be a full-time patron to her Only Fan page.

did u try ordering fried chicken for her

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hey boo sup

Ruvan22 posted...

Who is she rooting for?

Idk something abt whoever Andy Reid isn't the coach for bc we hate him bc he used to coach for the eagles and my dad hates the eagles bc he loves the cowboys

I swear football sounds cattier than bitch shit sometimes lmao

DB_Insider posted...

Kbelf thank u for noticing me

np I try to recognize all my simps for a job well done

i let mine grow a little bit but not like that lmfao

that shit just looks itchy imo

pojr posted...

what my name isnt andrew

pojr pls lol don't make me blush like this :*

my mom doesn't know who buddy is rooting for :(

Ruvan22 posted...

who is he rooting for tonight?

Idk I'll ask my mom

harley2280 posted...

Pupper!

He's a v good boy!!!

for ce's consideration

That was a lot of fun last night you guys ty everyone who played along.

Drew is my bf lmfao SOME OF YOU HAVR MET HIM LMAO

btw Harpie we don't make min wage in the deli we probably make more than u do bbygirl ;)

Harpie posted...

Awww, thank you ^^

well have to see about that

Yeah? lets settle it then

@ssj3vegeta
if kbelf asked you out would you actually say yes? KNOWING thats shes gonna cheat on you for some slimy minimum wage deli man?

what do you mean youre not a pickme, youre practically BEGGING for vegy to date you smh. stick with carryout guy

oh wait

you cant

pls bitch Id literally fuck carryout, drew, vegy, and any man who decides to even look at you fondly at the same time just to prove I could do it

She want the whole crew shawty brave

Lmfao who posted

Harpie posted...

generals made by YOU the biggest pickme of them all. You wish you could get a date with vegy lmaooo

and sometimes people deserve to know that their bitch is a lying ass ho soooo

I could totally get a date w vegy if I wanted I'm just literally choosing not to do that bc I have a man and a side piece so I don't need any more headaches bc I get enough as is.

I'm not a pickme there's a difference between an attention whore and a pickme why don't you learn how to fucking read

Harpie posted...

hey at least ce actually likes me. Cant say the same for you

You made it a problem when you cheated on drew. You were talking about it for weeks but I didnt think youd actually do it
ugh

ce loves me that's why I have 3 generals w 500 posts and u just have a Valentine's date w vegy

ya well it happened sometimes people just wanna fuck

MI4 REAL posted...

Well you could pm me, outside gamefaqs.

or not.

who

Machete posted...

I asked if drew's full name was drew p. Weiner

now that's a joke drew would appreciate seeing as he's a whole boomer

Harpie posted...

LOL you go have fun with him since youre clearly already over drew. Why the fuck are you even with him??
Cant wait til he finds out in the morning
you fucked up

fuck you
you KNOW that I cant get a man
thats a low blow, even for you

stop being a pickme on ce and go somewhere like a park or something instead of making it my fucking problem then

Machete posted...

I thought my dumb boomer humor joke was at least worth a response but I guess not

Missed it tho pls repost if it was funny bc I could use a laugh bc nothing abt this is funny rn I'm actually gonna start punching shit soon.

FlameTurtle posted...

Turns out that the real snake was inside of kbelf this whole time

Im the most honest CEgal there is unless some of y'all *cough Harpie cough Joe*

pojr posted...

Kbelf I love the amount of confidence you exert in all of your threads, it is a really good attribute about you

omg hot pojr just complimented me

holy fucking shit

Harpie posted...

yeah I bet you would, since you seems to love attention from losers

Again, turning it around on me when YOURE the one whos been sucking off carryout guy. Dont fuckin brag about it and expect to get away with that shit

Carryout ain't a loser he plays like 8 instruments and is a hardcore memelord w a big dick.

In fact everyone I fw usually has a big dick maybe if u got some big dick youd be more understanding of the situation

Harpie posted...

vegy pls

you really gonna let that bitch change our V day plans??

I hope so. Veg deserves better than screenshotting

armandro posted...

years of working vegy up
DOWN THE DRAIN

wow belf this is one i won't forgive you for
WE WERE SO CLOSE

mando it's gonna be ok we'll get him next time bro

FlameTurtle posted...

Because it's never your fault, right?

not in this instance. Like she doesn't even know the whole situation fuck that shit

CalypsoDoom posted...

ur vanilla ass is the clown boo

ssj3vegeta posted...

i was gonna send her vegy face pics on V day too, thank you for da heads up sis

U know I got u vegetables

Harpie posted...

Oh fuck off Im 21 and more of a woman than youll ever be
you wont even give him bjs when he wants it smh

nah shes real

real fucked up

I'll give ur boi a BJ if he wants one thoooooooo lmfaooooooo

Yeah IM fucked up you could potentially get me kicked out of my apartment and ruin my relationship because ur bored but IM the fucked up one ok booboo

CalypsoDoom posted...

what if that's your sister you held hostage

shut the fuck up Joe I regret ever defending you

u and Harpie can laugh but when I got fuck y'all's mans next it won't be as funny

CalypsoDoom posted...

define real hot gurl shit

you know

the stuff you probably dont do for your man hon ;)

LivingLegend posted...

That doesnt really prove anything.

I only believe CalypsoDoom because she posted a fuck ton of pictures.

I can easily post fake photos all day and claim to be a woman.

jesus fucking christ



Sign pic from a couple weeks ago

Harpie posted...

imagine turning this around on me like IM the bad guy. Lmaoooo somethings fucked up in there

Ill be the support Drew really needs

please ur too young for him ur like 15 he needs a REAL woman who can do the REAL HOT GIRL SHIT

armandro posted...

I've been telling you that for weeks!!!!
How do you think others will react!!!!

I guess just put a big scarlet A on my fucking chest like we're in the 1600s, sorry I like to fuck

NOM posted...

Ah so you were slooting around eh?

Fair, next cheaters and sloots are the worst

this ain't abt me it's abt Harpie what she did is worse bc it's actually fucking spiteful I just really wanted to fuck my coworker!!!!

LivingLegend posted...

100% guaranteed that no women ITT (except CalypsoDoom).

sigh

I really just gotta post this pic in every one of my topics don't I?

NOM posted...

Drop the bomb on 'em y'all!!!!!!

basically I did something that at best is a moral gray area

I PMed harpie abt it bc I THOUGHT she was my girl but she turned around the whole thing on me and said she was gonna tell my mans and basically destroy my life like bitch you don't even know me??? Like Nani the fuck?

viewmaster_pi posted...

tc irritates me but i do like how she's shitting on the other cegals so i guess it evens out

you fucking irritate me but you don't see me posting abt it

This isn't abt you anyway. This is abt snakes. I bet theyre all in on it too.

Harpie posted...

Sorry sis, he deserves to know the shit youre up to

Cant stand cheaters smh

oh my god shut the FUCK up you know he has spies everywhere!!!!

Harpie posted...

Expose me then. You dont have the goddamn balls. You know its stupid as hell

I PMed you that shit in fucking confidence you KNOW it's going to be extremely easy to do the thing ur threatening to do and you need to fucking STOP and not get drew involved in my ce shit

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check the selfie topic unless that's rip now, or literally any of my generals

Zodd3224 posted...

I dont know how the other CEgals will handle getting called out like this. Their reputations are in shambles now.

bet

TheMikh posted...

what the hell did i miss

I'm abt to expose Harpie as a traitorous snake and a charlatan

Kitt posted...

ur next

NOM posted...

Nothing. This whole topic is a ruse.

And not a clever one.

I don't get what ce doesnt get I'm not a shitposter I'm dead ass serious at all times

Harpie posted...

Oh youre still crying about that? That tough girl facade is fading fast. Go find something better to that isnt crying on ce

what you did was morally reprehensible FOH I'm not crying this is a whole expose

FlameTurtle posted...

We all know that you're all talk and no walk, hon, don't even try to front

i will legit knock u down so fast and so hard your ancestors will hear it

armandro posted...

close this topic or im telling!!!

ill ruin super bowl sunday!!!!

:O I'm sooo scared mando

NOM posted...

Yikes this type of talking from a woman is cringe af

stop white knighting no one is gonna ladidadida slob on ya knob boi

Harpie posted...

kbelf always the shit stirrer, whats new?

please this isn't shit stirring I'm trying to improve the community pls go be boring on gaia online or something where no one has to see!!!!

FlameTurtle posted...

bro do you want to fight bro, you wanna catch these metaphorical hands, bro????

I'll fight any of y'all smoke u like a pack of Marlboro smooths FOH

armandro posted...

and there you go

finding out who the best cegal in the game is
and trying to start shit with them

smh belf
leave harpie alone
and ill leave ur bf alone

fuck Harpie she knows what she fucking did

traitors gonna traitor

Harpie posted...

Wooooweee talk about being fake as fuck

at least I have the self respect to not to post my titties on ce for validation

it's called real hot girl shit sweetie I suppose you probably haven't heard of it

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You're the worst of all.

I mean even YOUVE lost most of YOUR bite I mean come on? Yeah, we get it, you're not like other girls!!! You won't bow to ce!!!

Sweetie that act is tired af I was doing that like 10 years ago.

Veggeta X posted...

God damn it. more girl fights?

please

Im a woman

I'm the og CEgal

The one the others aspire to

Harpie? I mean come on. Boring af and doesn't propogate drama at all. How is that fun? How is that exciting? Smh I'm so tired of this I WANNA FUCKING FIGHT WHERES LEANA AT???

also everything all the other cegals posts is guaranteed to ensure 100% max cringe bro I mean at least I post my tits most of the time

step up ya game

ps: Harpie really do be fake nice af and on that shit watch out vegy!!!