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| Topic | Facebook keeps giving me adds for Trojan magnum condoms |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/13/20 4:44:20 AM #12 | I always wear a condom, except when it falls off at night in my sleep, but I put it back on when I wake up. |
| Topic | C/D: Young people are smarter than ever. |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/12/20 10:30:39 PM #20 | Evening_Dragon posted... They absolutely are, and you're a boomer if you think otherwise. |
| Topic | POP QUIZ: Without looking, what is the state capital of Texas? |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/12/20 10:29:25 PM #28 | New Mexico |
| Topic | Indian dude gets surprised by a tractor. |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/12/20 9:53:19 PM #12 | VipaGTS posted... Howd the 2nd guy just materialize?I think he was the driver!! I watched it a few times now and I swear he's driving it. |
| Topic | Today marks 17 years since the most influential moment of Bill O Reilly's career |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/12/20 2:29:33 PM #9 | Food goes in, poop comes out, you can't explain that. |
| Topic | Welp... I'm going to prison... |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/12/20 1:54:22 PM #11 | Dorfmann_ posted... This happened to me once, but I was able to get out of it by giving the authorities some Walmart gift cards.They made me pay up with Google Play cards. |
| Topic | My boss has an illegal coffee maker in his office |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/12/20 8:38:17 AM #14 | An illegal coffee maker!? :O |
| Topic | You ever bust with a softy?? |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/12/20 6:09:24 AM #7 | Some kind of penis sickness I reckon. |
| Topic | You ever bust with a softy?? |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/12/20 6:05:06 AM #6 | JTilly posted... Why wasnt it hard??I don't know, gotta see the doc about that today. |
| Topic | ITT: We write a creepypasta 5 words at a time |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/12/20 6:02:07 AM #160 | Hank had a dark secret. |
| Topic | You ever bust with a softy?? |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/12/20 6:00:21 AM #3 | Shoots out like a lawn sprinkler to. |
| Topic | I love peeling off scabs and looking at them |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/12/20 5:56:13 AM #2 | You should try busting on your scabs. |
| Topic | You ever bust with a softy?? |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/12/20 5:52:59 AM #1 | Surprisingly feels good man. |
| Topic | ITT: We write a creepypasta 5 words at a time |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/10/20 12:20:42 PM #142 | ModLogic posted... forgot to lock the doorand was caught beating off |
| Topic | ITT: We write a creepypasta 5 words at a time |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/10/20 10:03:42 AM #139 | and started beating his meat |
| Topic | ITT: We write a creepypasta 5 words at a time |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/10/20 8:00:01 AM #136 | Propane!! You give Propane a |
| Topic | ITT: We write a creepypasta 5 words at a time |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/10/20 4:25:49 AM #132 | and pissed on my face |
| Topic | You are a fighter jet pilot on a do-or-die mission with others. |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/10/20 12:09:18 AM #17 | You know what, I have had it up to my cock with you nasty ass airplane fuckers!! >:| |
| Topic | Were there openly transgender women in 1960's Kentucky? |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/09/20 10:03:39 PM #57 | Jiek_Fafn posted... I've heard that all of the women in 1960s Kentucky were transgender. So it's wildly inaccurate.I laughed harder than I should have at this post |
| Topic | ITT: We write a creepypasta 5 words at a time |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/09/20 9:40:14 PM #124 | and then beat his wife |
| Topic | LMFAO! Me and my girl Little Mya just got thrown out of the mall! |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/09/20 9:37:43 PM #21 | Jagr_68 posted... Why is she called "Little Mya"?I've see this girl on a certain site before. |
| Topic | I had to call the police on someone today |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/09/20 9:27:53 PM #15 | this happened |
| Topic | Best major ginger ale brand? |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/08/20 9:56:08 PM #49 | Gafemage posted... I have actually! It's not like some artificial flavor either where it vaguely resembles celery, the flavor is strong, but I actually kind of enjoy it?It doesn't sound bad really, just odd I guess. |
| Topic | Your computer is infected. |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/08/20 8:25:55 PM #10 | Funkydog posted... pls fix quick.Got any big magnets?? |
| Topic | Best major ginger ale brand? |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/08/20 8:24:47 PM #44 | LMAO celery soda!? Please tell me you've tried it. |
| Topic | Your computer is infected. |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/08/20 8:21:59 PM #6 | This one simple trick will add 2 inches to your penis. |
| Topic | 9 y/o Girl was BANNED from wearing this MASK and is SUING for MILLIONS!! |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/08/20 8:18:44 PM #35 | Evening_Dragon posted... If it makes you better, that was my reaction until I remembered to read the rest of it lmaoYeah now that I have a better understanding of the situation my opinion has changed. |
| Topic | I've been laughing at the Four Seasons fuck up all weekend. |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/08/20 8:12:47 PM #11 | UnholyMudcrab posted... I don't even know that I'd call it a fuckup, really. It seems to me like Trump wanted a presser at the Four Seasons and tweeted it out before anyone could confirm it. They get told no, and they can't make Trump look weak by tweeting out a correction, so then they've gotta scramble to find some other kind of Four Seasons to have it at.Sounds like a fuck up to me. |
| Topic | 9 y/o Girl was BANNED from wearing this MASK and is SUING for MILLIONS!! |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/08/20 8:09:53 PM #13 | Irony posted... Except they gave her another maskOh well that's ok, I guess. |
| Topic | You are a fighter jet pilot on a do-or-die mission with others. |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/08/20 8:08:52 PM #15 | Hey, you, WTF are you doing to my jet!? Get your dick outta there!! |
| Topic | 9 y/o Girl was BANNED from wearing this MASK and is SUING for MILLIONS!! |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/08/20 8:07:26 PM #6 | Full Throttle posted... Do you think they deserve MILLIONS for this?Every penny of it, fuck anybody not taking this pandemic serious enough. Making a child take her face covering off when COVID cases are worse than ever is some shameful fucking shit. This shit shouldn't be tolerated at all. |
| Topic | ITT: We list things Trump thinks are hoaxes. |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/08/20 8:01:28 PM #6 | consensual sex |
| Topic | The right is eating their own tonight |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/08/20 8:00:45 PM #54 | I wonder what the girl in the tub will eat. |
| Topic | ITT: We write a creepypasta 5 words at a time |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/08/20 7:59:12 PM #108 | "I'm getting my dick out." |
| Topic | Tinder sucks. |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/08/20 7:56:41 PM #16 | Cotton_Eye_Joe posted... Because Chad gets more matches with a terrible bathroom selfie than a chubby dude gets with pics from his trip to Ecuador and pics of his dog.People prefer to fuck someone they are attracted to. They don't care about Ecuador and they can't smell the bathroom through a selfie. Edit: For some reason I thought you said Chad's bathroom was smelly lol |
| Topic | You are a fighter jet pilot on a do-or-die mission with others. |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/08/20 7:52:45 PM #12 | 3PiesAndAFork posted... Well that's why it's crowdedOhhhh I get it now. I'll think of it as a challenge!! You guys fly on ahead I'll be ready in a minute. |
| Topic | The right is eating their own tonight |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/08/20 7:50:41 PM #50 | Zikten posted... omg it's the Shit Girl!Which one?? The one from the tub!? |
| Topic | You are a fighter jet pilot on a do-or-die mission with others. |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/08/20 7:47:30 PM #10 | Goodness I hope a remembered my tissues, don't wanna bust on the controls. |
| Topic | You are a fighter jet pilot on a do-or-die mission with others. |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/08/20 7:45:03 PM #7 | But you said PikachuMaxwell posted... You're in a crowded jet - how could you? |
| Topic | You are a fighter jet pilot on a do-or-die mission with others. |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/08/20 7:43:09 PM #4 | PikachuMaxwell posted... You can have all the sex with your hot wife if you manage to escape with your life!Can I have sex with someone in the jet?? |
| Topic | Tinder sucks. |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/08/20 7:40:25 PM #11 | SuperShake666 posted... Who the fuck is using tinder during a pandemic?Someone who wants the Rona in their Bona. |
| Topic | You are a fighter jet pilot on a do-or-die mission with others. |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/08/20 7:37:54 PM #2 | Do I have time to beat it real quick?? |
| Topic | Best major ginger ale brand? |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/08/20 7:34:27 PM #42 | Dr. Brown'sSounds like a proctologist. |
| Topic | We are in the midst of a low-key blizzard.b |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/08/20 7:29:33 PM #4 | Jeff AKA Snoopy posted... be careful.b |
| Topic | I'm pretty sure SNL kicked out Chappelle |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/08/20 1:35:58 AM #12 | Wait, what happened?? |
| Topic | Trump returned to the WHITE HOUSE after learning he was FIRED to THIS!! |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/08/20 1:28:54 AM #8 | Monoxide_Child_ posted... trump wasn't fired. do you have any idea how presidency works? he did his 4 year term, and lost next election. Oh and he's still the president until January. So no he wasn't "fired"lmao you just mad cuz trump got fired |
| Topic | Guys I messed up (serious) |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/07/20 11:05:24 PM #25 | pee in her butt |
| Topic | Does having sex make you feel like a Chad? |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/07/20 9:39:33 PM #3 | No, having sex makes my pen feel good. |
| Topic | You lost Trump, and the Constitution says you have to give in to our demands! |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/07/20 9:35:02 PM #11 | Duncanwii posted... Why do you hate Spongbob?He can't satisfy me in bed anymore. |
| Topic | You lost Trump, and the Constitution says you have to give in to our demands! |
| KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/07/20 9:31:20 PM #8 | this topic sucks |
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