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TopicSo, how long is mail supposed to take right now?
darcandkharg31
01/01/21 9:03:18 PM
#3
streamofthesky posted...
there's like $150 in gift cards i
iz gone bruh

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TopicThis was a particularly bad case of somebody being cut in half
darcandkharg31
01/01/21 6:09:05 PM
#8
I'm disappointed in the lack of video of someone being cut in half

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TopicI been exercising all morning, woooo!
darcandkharg31
01/01/21 6:03:26 PM
#7
Lokarin posted...
owie oof my bones.... the stiffness has now converted to DOMS and I can't move, send help... and Coke Zero... and some black licorice, ooo and some spaghetti
That'll teach you to get old!

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Topicwhat is the tope called, where the protagonist has the desk, second from the
darcandkharg31
01/01/21 4:04:14 PM
#3
Make a name for it.

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TopicNow that 2020 is over, what are your top 10 games of the last decade?
darcandkharg31
01/01/21 2:31:35 PM
#14
I haven't played any new games from the last decade.

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TopicI watched 52 movies this year.
darcandkharg31
01/01/21 12:41:56 AM
#5
The only new movie I watched was 1917, 'twas good, I liked how it looked like 1 long shot, well except for 1 part.

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TopicAnyone had any encounters with any pedophiles?
darcandkharg31
12/31/20 6:59:20 PM
#110
Aculo posted...
yes, mostly from users on this board, ok?
especially that pedo looking ClarkeDuke fella right?




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TopicAnyone had any encounters with any pedophiles?
darcandkharg31
12/31/20 6:45:05 PM
#103
ReturnOfFa posted...
any well-reasoned adult (even at 18) should be able to look at another human being, especially under the age of 18 and think "I am an adult, they are sixteen, and I have the reason to not pursue that person". In the same way that someone should be able to separate sexuality and family.
So a 17 year old and a 16 year old can date but as soon as the 17 year old turns eighteen their gf/bf is off limits now?

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TopicMods Basically Told Me Every Single Post Is Moddable
darcandkharg31
12/31/20 6:43:16 PM
#43
adjl posted...
Ever notice how people complaining about being modded unfairly never share any of the actual details of what got them modded? I wonder why that is...
Cause you pretty much get modded for it again right after? lulz

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TopicMods Basically Told Me Every Single Post Is Moddable
darcandkharg31
12/31/20 4:23:09 PM
#33
LinkPizza posted...
You can be lactose intolerant and eat cheese. Diarrhea is not an excuse to not eat cheese...
Quit trying to mansplain to me!

#banurself

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TopicAre you scared of needles?
darcandkharg31
12/31/20 4:11:15 PM
#27
Firewerx posted...
The notable exception was when I had a local anaesthetic injected into the meat of my cock head in preparation for a biopsy.
Holy geez.

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TopicDo you buy games at full price?
darcandkharg31
12/31/20 4:10:02 PM
#8
I only buy my games at pawn shops, the pawners loss is my gain :D

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TopicMods Basically Told Me Every Single Post Is Moddable
darcandkharg31
12/31/20 4:08:11 PM
#30
LinkPizza posted...
I mean, anything can be offensive. And the rules are vague enough that they can mod anything they want. Like the law...
Your name is offensive to people with lactose intolerance.

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TopicIf you had to give a mouth hug to a potder to get 1 million dollars....
darcandkharg31
12/31/20 4:06:06 PM
#45
Blightzkrieg posted...
And there are multiple posters who can lick my ass but it's not exactly a popular delicacy.
Who are the posters who can't lick your ass?

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TopicIf you had to give a mouth hug to a potder to get 1 million dollars....
darcandkharg31
12/31/20 3:34:48 PM
#40
LinkPizza posted...
Finished it and loved it. And the ending. It's was awesome. Guess it's time to move the Legend of Korra. I heard it's not as good, but still good...
You reread the gloryhole story?

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TopicI'll give someone 50 bucks if they try to seduce and fuck my mom.
darcandkharg31
12/31/20 3:22:51 PM
#12
Changed my mind, gimme the 50 bucks

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TopicI been exercising all morning, woooo!
darcandkharg31
12/31/20 3:11:42 PM
#2
Wish you could only have to workout for like 8 hours one day a month and you're good to go! Nvm this 1 hour every 2 days crap.

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TopicAnyone had any encounters with any pedophiles?
darcandkharg31
12/31/20 1:17:02 PM
#87
DDirtyDastard posted...
They literally target me. The mods should be modded for bullying.
Calm down Zeus

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TopicMods Basically Told Me Every Single Post Is Moddable
darcandkharg31
12/31/20 1:15:06 PM
#6
If you have a mod on you history then they'll crack down on you even harder on the next one, maybe try not getting modded for a month or so?

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TopicWhy does miley cirus tongue look like that
darcandkharg31
12/31/20 12:51:53 PM
#8
Fuck she got a sexy toned body

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TopicAnyone had any encounters with any pedophiles?
darcandkharg31
12/31/20 10:31:24 AM
#72
Krazy_Kirby posted...
and do the weirdos who like tentacle anime or other weird shit want to actually do that?
yeh

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TopicGirl Voted most BEAUTIFUL in the WORLD at 10 shows off her MASSIVE BOOBS!! Hot?
darcandkharg31
12/30/20 11:15:18 PM
#2
"Massive", they seem like a solid C, you probably got as big as tits as her duckbear

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TopicDoes anyone have any old school pokemon games?
darcandkharg31
12/30/20 5:43:53 PM
#10
Krazy_Kirby posted...
fire red/leaf green aren't old-school.

r/y/b are
They came out like 20 years ago, they're boomer games now.

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TopicDoes anyone have any old school pokemon games?
darcandkharg31
12/30/20 5:43:12 PM
#9
MeteoricBurst posted...
The end of the DS era was the end for Pokemon in my eyes. It's been utter shite since 3DS and onward.
Same, tried X/Y, didn't like em, tried AS/OR, couldn't get into it even though I made it to the 3rd badge.

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TopicWhats your favorite "bad" candy?
darcandkharg31
12/30/20 4:42:40 PM
#12
Mead posted...
like smarties are a total trash candy imo (the US version of smarties anyways)
lmao that's right, you guys get rockets, basically chalk candy.

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TopicGameTok with Lok: What's your least liked/most hated part of one of your favs?
darcandkharg31
12/30/20 3:40:58 PM
#3
Digimon World, training and Tamer Rank, wish they gave more stats for wild battles, the game would go so much more smoother rather than spending like half your digimons life traiining.

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TopicPorn is so lazy some times.
darcandkharg31
12/30/20 3:01:53 PM
#3
I just want a good full body shot with everything showing, not a 20 minute video with mostly the guy slamming from behind, I don't wanna watch your ballz bruh, I wanna see the tits and v.

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TopicWhats your favorite "bad" candy?
darcandkharg31
12/30/20 2:06:03 PM
#4
Gummies, like gummy bears, gummy berries, gummy worms, I can eat that shit all day but it's so much calories, like 5 worms is like 200 calories or something but I can go through one those small tubs in a day.

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TopicAre you scared of needles?
darcandkharg31
12/30/20 1:35:52 PM
#1
Hmmm?




I'm not bothered by them anymore but when I was little I was scared of them, I remember when I was a kid getting vaccines I was screaming so much that a girl who was next after me ran and locked herself in the bathroom lulz.

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TopicWhy do people assume 2021 will be any better?
darcandkharg31
12/30/20 1:21:30 PM
#4
Cause i'm an optimist :P

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TopicDo you wear a SHIRT when you go to SLEEP???
darcandkharg31
12/30/20 2:27:01 AM
#5
pfft no, I don't got the bitch tits to hide nor the low body temperature of a small woman

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TopicLol got modded for asking for a link pm
darcandkharg31
12/30/20 1:39:13 AM
#4
get #wreckt

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TopicWhat were your favorite albums of 2020?
darcandkharg31
12/30/20 12:34:39 AM
#3
What's an album?

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TopicBelle Delphine (Gamer girl bathwater) finally did a hardcore sex movie.
darcandkharg31
12/30/20 12:28:17 AM
#23
Joe_Biden posted...
if we're going by that then softcore is also hardcore
bruh, softcore used to be those rated r movies on cable tv late friday nights, actual sex was hardcore porn.

rjsilverthorn posted...
The definition of softcore has changed a lot over the years apparently.
yeh man.

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TopicBelle Delphine (Gamer girl bathwater) finally did a hardcore sex movie.
darcandkharg31
12/29/20 11:32:00 PM
#17
Mead posted...
had anyone even heard of this woman a year ago
yeh, pretty sure the bathwater thing was more than a year ago.

ReggieTheReckless posted...
idk man, that dick going in and out seems pretty hardcore to me
Shit aint hardcore until you got the dp and asphyxiations going, at least

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TopicBelle Delphine (Gamer girl bathwater) finally did a hardcore sex movie.
darcandkharg31
12/29/20 10:58:03 PM
#2
I mean she already had videos of her sticking dildos up her butt and V, that's pretty hardcore.

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TopicVince Carter finally retired from basketball?
darcandkharg31
12/29/20 10:26:44 PM
#2
Fuck I thought he was done a long time ago, I don't follow basketball but he was around when I was a kid.

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TopicGreetings good men,
darcandkharg31
12/29/20 9:32:58 PM
#3
Get out of here Homer.

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TopicWhat is the right way to state a particularly controversial opinion...
darcandkharg31
12/29/20 9:31:17 PM
#28
Blightzkrieg posted...
Add "fucker" at the end


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TopicWhat is the right way to state a particularly controversial opinion...
darcandkharg31
12/29/20 9:30:03 PM
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TopicWhat is the right way to state a particularly controversial opinion...
darcandkharg31
12/29/20 9:28:04 PM
#25
Use this guy...



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TopicAnyone had any encounters with any pedophiles?
darcandkharg31
12/29/20 9:17:59 PM
#37
ScritchOwl posted...
My boyscout troop met at a catholic church. If the nuns didn't give you a spanking with ol woody the leader probably would.......I wish that was a joke. Luckily my mom took me out before the taught my anal sphincter the meaning of christmas and making it grow three sizes
Them giving you a whoopin isn't pedophilllia, just straight up abuse.

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TopicIf you had to give a mouth hug to a potder to get 1 million dollars....
darcandkharg31
12/29/20 8:47:24 PM
#10
Sarcasthma posted...
Or are you talking about bj's?
So yeh, a quick google search says this a bj, okay no fucking way am I doing that.

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TopicIf you had to give a mouth hug to a potder to get 1 million dollars....
darcandkharg31
12/29/20 7:20:58 PM
#2
Isn't that sexual assault? Nah I don't think I wanna be on any list.

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Topicwhatever happened to Arcthelad13?
darcandkharg31
12/29/20 7:08:08 PM
#2
I absorbed him.

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TopicAnyone had any encounters with any pedophiles?
darcandkharg31
12/29/20 6:37:13 PM
#25
My aunties old husband was a pedo, my sister said he came and sat on the same couch as her with his schlong hanging out of his boxers, she ran away or something. She also told me he used to come get our cousin out of bed late at night. I remember when the internet was newish, like early 2000's he was always in chat rooms and stuff. Anyhow, he died in a car crash, had his face crushed, karma eh?

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Topicpost here if youre a kool kid who can always play on the highest settings
darcandkharg31
12/29/20 6:25:32 PM
#4
Playing Flash games I always put highest graphics, fuck yeh.

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TopicShould GameFAQS let us put our preferred pronouns in our profile?
darcandkharg31
12/29/20 6:23:53 PM
#5
Nah, fuck your pronouns.

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TopicSometimes I have to have people speak real close to my ear for me to hear them.
darcandkharg31
12/29/20 6:19:59 PM
#3
When I was little I got my dad to come close like I was gonna whisper in his ear, and then I yelled real loud, he gave me a whoopin after lulz.

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TopicAnyone had any encounters with any pedophiles?
darcandkharg31
12/29/20 4:30:02 PM
#13
Mead posted...
there was some dude named like tengu or something that got banned years back for posting a bunch fantasies he had about underage girls in distress
And there was like some Ryu dude that was defending loli drawings or whatever, then throughout the topic he straight up just went to defending pedophillia lulz, I think he was banned after that.

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