Lurker > No_U_L7

LurkerFAQs, Active DB, DB1, DB2, DB3, DB4, DB5, DB6, Database 7 ( 07.18.2020-02.18.2021 ), DB8, DB9, DB10, DB11, DB12, Clear
Board List
Page List: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ... 94
TopicJust watched a porno film of elsa Jean losing her virginity
No_U_L7
02/10/21 12:22:23 PM
#1
I can't believe she was a virgin until last year!
---
TopicWhy was Cynthia's Garchomp so comically overpowered?
No_U_L7
02/10/21 12:18:27 PM
#13
Doe posted...


Guys I'm talking about the anime that's where the Blizzard thing happened.

You need 266 special attack to ohko a standard garchomp with a non stab ice beam
---
TopicTalking to another person today about a potential job
No_U_L7
02/10/21 12:17:03 PM
#15
Damn. I've been a part of 1 merger, its always a shit show of fighting out who is responsible for what
---
TopicWhy was Cynthia's Garchomp so comically overpowered?
No_U_L7
02/10/21 12:00:19 PM
#5
Garchomp was so good it was voted uber in DPP OU
---
Topici would love to have taylor swift for dinner
No_U_L7
02/10/21 12:23:56 AM
#1
it'd be an amazing experience
---
TopicWhat color hair did the last girl you fucked have?
No_U_L7
02/10/21 12:04:08 AM
#1
She was a dirty blonde...and I'm not just talking about her hair color!
---
TopicDo you sleep with a weighted blanket?
No_U_L7
02/09/21 11:07:47 PM
#10
no, the weight of the world is enough
---
TopicThis girl rode the tredmill next to me earlier.
No_U_L7
02/09/21 10:59:58 PM
#22
SauI_Goodman posted...
Ask her out. Worse thing is she says no. She probably gets hit on every time shes at the gym. If it were me id go for it. But my gym has a seperate ladies section so if a girl is in my area that leads me to believe shes open to it.


wtf....?
---
TopicMy glare is capable of stripping paint
No_U_L7
02/09/21 10:59:18 PM
#5
my glare has been known to strip girls
---
TopicThis girl rode the tredmill next to me earlier.
No_U_L7
02/09/21 10:57:02 PM
#19
AdrianBeterson posted...
Generally, if she's a regular at the gym, I'd steer clear of asking her out because if she says no, your future gym sessions will be very awkward for a long time (speaking from experience).

If she's not a regular, then shoot your shot. I met my ex girlfriend at the gym that way. She was a regular at another branch but got a quick workout in at my gym before her class in nursing school that one day. Got her number, rest was history.


things are only as awkward as you make them. finding someone interesting and wanting to get to know them better isn't really something to be embarrassed about. if you weren't weird doing it and not weird about it after it's really nbd. it's all your frame/state of mind
---
TopicThis girl rode the tredmill next to me earlier.
No_U_L7
02/09/21 10:53:09 PM
#15
shironinja posted...
5 days till Valentine's Day there are a lot of girls out there right now on the hunt be careful guys.


that's actually one of the most hotly debated topics amongst the pick up artist community. i strongly believe that single girls are less horny around vday as they are more filled with self-loathing than horniness. many other PUAs dispute that
---
TopicThis girl rode the tredmill next to me earlier.
No_U_L7
02/09/21 10:51:19 PM
#12
Shablagoo posted...
Yall out here playin da human game but No_U_L7 playin da number game.


everything in the entire world can be broken down into information and data

as sherlock holmes said, attraction is just chemicals

CanuckCowboy posted...
Do you... do you actually think you ever made a post where nuance was even remotely involved?


you're kinda proving my point there
---
TopicThis girl rode the tredmill next to me earlier.
No_U_L7
02/09/21 10:47:39 PM
#9
CanuckCowboy posted...


Jesus Hermione christ no buds.

Girls might not wanna make the first move on you but I mean... think about it.

Also don't hit on a girl at the gym ever unless she's making it stupid obvious she wants it.


Its not even that a girl will never make the first move...but you want to take the optimal path over a long period of time to achieve maximum success.
Relying on girls to make the first move over a long period of time is a losing proposition. It's perfectly appropriate to hit on a girl at the gym...you just gotta know how to scale it properly and adjust properly. As usual you fail to understand any nuance
---
TopicThis girl rode the tredmill next to me earlier.
No_U_L7
02/09/21 10:41:14 PM
#4
ShyOx posted...
You should have given her YOUR number. More classy and less creepy. Girls dont want to be leched on at the gym


nope, too passive. even if a girl kinda likes a guy she will be hesitant to make the first move. more likely she'll only make the first move if she is SUPER into you, which you can't rely on. the only option is to start flirting lightly, feel it out and escalate appropriately. i used to only do pick up on girls at the gym, you just gotta know how to read and adjust accordingly
---
Topicwtf celebrity deep fake porn is a real category?
No_U_L7
02/09/21 9:34:22 PM
#3
CanuckCowboy posted...
Says tc who just watched an hour of t swift deep fakes.


Damn this dude hacked into my webcam...
---
TopicIs Tony worthy of Mjolnir at the end of Endgame? Spoilers
No_U_L7
02/09/21 8:56:44 PM
#7
no why would he be?
---
Topicwtf celebrity deep fake porn is a real category?
No_U_L7
02/09/21 8:48:34 PM
#1
these people need to get a life
---
TopicI like CR now more than 15 years ago.
No_U_L7
02/09/21 6:32:45 PM
#7
Chat roulette?
---
Topici once accidentally sent a girl a picture of another girl in a bikini
No_U_L7
02/09/21 5:45:02 PM
#1
was trying to send her a meme and clicked on the wrong picture

my attempt at recovery: i think you'd look amazing in this bikini!
---
Topicme: picks up food girl: enjoy! me: you too!
No_U_L7
02/09/21 3:39:46 PM
#1
have i mentioned that im a pick up artist
---
TopicRemember Phoenix Marie and jayden james?
No_U_L7
02/09/21 2:19:54 PM
#9
CanuckCowboy posted...


Wait wut was ashlynn Brooke with Charlie sheen? Thought that was someone else.

Afaik she just quit porn cause she had a kid


oh maybe it was someone else, i confuse her and bree olson

Hayame Zero posted...
No, but I remember Dawn Marie and Mickie James.


ew, trish and lita were way better. stacy and torrie were better too
---
TopicRemember Phoenix Marie and jayden james?
No_U_L7
02/09/21 2:17:41 PM
#6
CanuckCowboy posted...
https://m.youtube.com/user/cookingyourashoff/featured

Also what an against the grain move she made. Left porn to do family friendly stuff on youtube.


damn charlie sheen really did ruin her
---
TopicRemember Phoenix Marie and jayden james?
No_U_L7
02/09/21 1:59:12 PM
#2
eva angelina?
---
TopicI'm glad I make enough I never have to live with a roommate again
No_U_L7
02/09/21 1:58:54 PM
#2
no one else hates sharing living space?
---
TopicRemember Phoenix Marie and jayden james?
No_U_L7
02/09/21 1:07:40 PM
#1
Damn they were hot back in the day
---
TopicI'm glad I make enough I never have to live with a roommate again
No_U_L7
02/09/21 12:49:30 PM
#1
Living with other people sucks so much
---
Topici just now go the double entendre in the buffy musical song you make me complete
No_U_L7
02/08/21 7:15:35 PM
#8
Godnorgosh posted...
Once More, With Feeling and The Body are two of the greatest episodes of television ever.


i think the body is overated but still like it a lot

hush is up there too
---
Topici just now go the double entendre in the buffy musical song you make me complete
No_U_L7
02/08/21 3:40:14 PM
#3
Laserion posted...
Willow was eating that while Tara sang...


eating that what...
---
Topici just now go the double entendre in the buffy musical song you make me complete
No_U_L7
02/08/21 3:35:39 PM
#1
damn i was so innocent back then to not understand that
---
TopicUgh that "scoop there it is" song is stuck in my head
No_U_L7
02/07/21 7:13:42 PM
#1
Life is a living hell
---
Topicugh all restaurants by me are closed for online ordering due to superbowl
No_U_L7
02/07/21 5:24:04 PM
#10
berlyman101 posted...


Haven't you gotten zero action in the last year?


i could get zero action the rest of my life...doesnt make me any less of a seduction expert (unless the dating scene REALLY changes)

i've already done all the work and acquired all the knowledge
---
Topicugh all restaurants by me are closed for online ordering due to superbowl
No_U_L7
02/07/21 5:14:36 PM
#7
16-BITTER posted...

Spoken like a true master of seduction


just because i can do something doesnt mean i always want to or have to be doing it 24/7. it means i have the knowledge and ability to do it

imagine im a marathon runner and you're saying "oh there's no uber service, why dont you just run the mile? that shouldn't be hard to do since you're a marathon runner" i could...but am i not allowed to feel lazy?
---
Topicugh all restaurants by me are closed for online ordering due to superbowl
No_U_L7
02/07/21 5:09:55 PM
#3
Machete posted...
So just go pick something up. Arent you a pick up artist?


But then I either have to go in and order and deal with crowds or call in and deal with ppl...I don't want to talk to anyone
---
Topicugh all restaurants by me are closed for online ordering due to superbowl
No_U_L7
02/07/21 4:56:34 PM
#1
so annoying, i havent eaten yet today
---
TopicIt sucks that 99% of girls suck at ditty talk
No_U_L7
02/07/21 6:00:03 AM
#18
marthsheretoo posted...
Nah TC is actually right about this one.

Even the ones who are good at it are bad at it.


lmao i notice girls that do it all tend to say the same things too...but i appreciate the effort
---
Topicugh my coworker is thinking about leaving, this sucks so much
No_U_L7
02/07/21 5:58:46 AM
#7
BlingBling22947 posted...
Doesn't this mean you're next in line for a promotion or something?


no, a promotion would be a change in ranking. im already at the highest tier for my current ranking and can only move up via an exam/application/interview process when a spot opens up (likely in a different division entirely)

all it is would be a restructuring of responsibilities within our section

a promotion would also mean 3x the work (double the technical work in addition to new managerial duties) so dont think i want it
---
Topicim really looking forward to all the superb owl jokes tmrw
No_U_L7
02/07/21 1:11:43 AM
#1
they're so clever

/sarcasm
---
TopicA German woman, 95, charged with complicity in more than 10,000 murders in WW2
No_U_L7
02/07/21 1:08:55 AM
#20
PipeHam posted...
95 years old? This is cruel and unusual punishment in my opinion, but what do I know I'm just a liberal.


lmao this topic didnt disappoint
---
Topic10 pm on a Saturday and I'm spending it with a model
No_U_L7
02/07/21 12:53:57 AM
#1
I hate working on weekends but I really need to catch up
---
TopicA German woman, 95, charged with complicity in more than 10,000 murders in WW2
No_U_L7
02/07/21 12:50:45 AM
#15
Krow_Incarnate posted...
Complicity? What was she supposed to do, run to her German government and tell them what they were doing is wrong?


Lmao...
---
Topicis it just me or is 12 inches never as big as you think it is
No_U_L7
02/06/21 10:14:00 PM
#1
i never have any trouble polishing off a foot long
---
Topicsince i was born, my dad's nickname for me was wild thing
No_U_L7
02/06/21 7:05:17 PM
#12
CanuckCowboy posted...


A girl who turns him on like crazy and who he thinks he might be in love with.


How is that creepy. 95% of songs are about girls
---
Topicsince i was born, my dad's nickname for me was wild thing
No_U_L7
02/06/21 7:03:27 PM
#10
CanuckCowboy posted...


Ok that got creepy fast.

You ever listen to that song?


No, what is it about?

The heart sing part is the only one I know
---
Topicsince i was born, my dad's nickname for me was wild thing
No_U_L7
02/06/21 6:32:37 PM
#4
BloodMoon7 posted...
Your father only called you that because he was planning on throwing you to the wolves. You lucked out though. Unfortunately for your peers.


It was the name of his favorite song
---
Topicsince i was born, my dad's nickname for me was wild thing
No_U_L7
02/06/21 6:29:34 PM
#1
glad i can live up to that name!
---
Topicmy friend has this really annoying habit where he says ''that was easy'' to hard
No_U_L7
02/06/21 6:27:04 PM
#10
Cornmuffins posted...
I have plenty of stories. The difference is that mine are real.


lmfao, never fails to crack me up how jealous you are

imagine getting salty about stories where i go to a club, make a postmates order and do work
---
Topicmy friend has this really annoying habit where he says ''that was easy'' to hard
No_U_L7
02/06/21 6:18:37 PM
#6
DespondentDeity posted...
Well I mean no shit he thought it was easy when you did all the work my friend.


yes that's the point lol

Cornmuffins posted...


I meant in the sense that he has a "story" for everything. For 10+ years. Shits sad


if you dont have a bunch of stories from 10 years of life, i would just say you didn't really live your life
---
Topicmy friend has this really annoying habit where he says ''that was easy'' to hard
No_U_L7
02/06/21 6:13:07 PM
#1
things when he doesnt have to do anything

3 examples:

1. we bought promotional tickets from an associated vendor to a special event at a night club. at the actual club they refused to acknowledge the tickets and kicked us out. i eventually had to contact an old industry friend (not a good friend, im surprised he even picked up) who called the manager who personally came out to get us and bring us in. after all my hard work and stress, once we got in my friend said "i don't know why you're stressing, that was easy"

2. we were ordering a group order for postmates, the order got MASSIVELY screwed up to the point i had to call both postmates and the restaurant multiple times to sort everything out. i was also keeping a spreadsheet of how much everyone had to pay and had to adjust it multiple times. this order eventually got me banned from postmates. 2 hours later, we got our food and he venmo'ed me the money and said "that's all we had to do? that was easy"

3. he was with me for a work from home day and i ran him through a complicated model simulation that took months and months to develop. the model itself ran for 3 minutes and then when it was done he said "they pay you for that? that was easy"
---
Board List
Page List: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ... 94