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Harpie posted...

I'm in

shall I draw the simps to cah?

Noooooooooo. They'll fuck the whole game up.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Well join AND smoke some drugs.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

I need some men in this game. I got Harpie and Jim talking about bologna and elbows. I ...

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

MabusIncarnate posted...

It's just not the same getting people fired up sober

I know man.... I'll do it for ya.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

I'm in........... but we're in the middle of Harpie dating Vegy, Harpie trying to get an orgasm, and Mabus under attack.

Joining now though to fill a seat. Tickets go quick GODAMNIT!

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

But I didn't quit drinking. And @JimCarrysToe is still on the ketchup. We're both still liable to lose our shit. I know I got it under control now though. Usually.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Did you guy all get your SO's anything for valentines day? I'm in the middle of a big ass fight right now so I said fuck it.

Probly gonna regret that in the coming days but i'm still actually pissed off at her.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

CouldBeAnAlt posted...

I thought mabus was dead

Why the hell would you think that?

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

One of the greatest posters on CE sir.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Frostmourne posted...

how could you harpie. I thought we had something

Frostmourne posted...

You are the only one that thinks i'm a gimmick. What a f**ing weirdo you truly are.

Uh huh...

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Zodd3224 posted...

Oh... I'm striking out left and right

Nahhh see you're supposed to go up and down like you said. Works for my gf too.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Uh oh. Be careful Harpie. He's always asking what we would do if so and so did this or that. I may have given him some pretty bad advice in the past. May come back to haunt you. Watch out for trip wires and vodka in the eyes.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Wouldn't last long enough to enjoy the money.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Ohhh man why haven't that done a cross over yet?

The possibilities are endless. Beavis going around saying "aaaaaaBOOOOT" and Butthead ....I dunno getting along with Ricky because they're both equally stupid?

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Have you tried:

Hypnosis?
Electro-shock therapy?
Re-arranging your desk?
Eating more eggs?
Listening to Pearl Jam?
Licking the butter right off the knife?
Buying a Turtle?
New underwear?


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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Did you try goin to the doctor? Just go in there and say "Ay! Why can't I get my rocks off here eh?"

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Harpie posted...

Isnt it unhealthy for a man to not ever cum or something

It is for me.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

This is a totally harmless topic and she needs this. I for one, say let her go mods.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

MabusIncarnate posted...

Might need to give this game a go, I have it downloaded already and I like Sim City and Zoo Tycoon kind of games

It is basically Sim City but with Jurassic Park. The only thing I hate is powering everything up with electricity. I was never good at doing that shit.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

I don't think they can breed. Remember ...uhhh life will find a way? The dinosaurs on Jurassic Park are all female.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

I started to branch out and do the other contracts for entertainment and security. I can't unlock anything else on the first island with science so i'm just getting the rest. Should help with the 2nd island.


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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

HAHA. She's already testing the electric fences.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

I got 4 safely contained Raptors now. Since you can name each one, I called these 4 Johnny, Jim, Walter, and Mabus.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

She's gonna sew her asshole shut one of these days.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Chungkingosaurus is a complete asshole dinosaur. Immediately breaks down fences and terroizes people even though he's herbivore he's like a modded stegasaurus.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

I split my first island up. I had that first area with just herbivores and then I eventually built a new area for Carnivores. It made me a lot of money because I guess people like to see the mean dinosaurs.

Just got a lot of beer for tonight. Gonna fuck with this sandbox island. Still no word from gf either so i'm just enjoying the night.

Also I will play CAH if anyone wants @JimCarrysToe

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

I also went Science. Just make sure you go to the 2nd island and build the 2nd expedition center. That way you unlock new dinosaurs that have higher ratings.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

I just unlocked Isla Nublar and it's the biggest island but it's also sandbox mode. Not sure how I unlocked it though.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

He just says his usual shit like "Oh that raptor reminds of ol Blue. She'll probably listen to you" First fucking thing that raptor did was tear down a fence and eat like 17 people.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Yeah even though my first two attempts at the 2nd island ended in complete failure it seems to keep the fact that I built 2 expedition sites anyway.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

I built a 2nd expedition site on the 2nd island and it unlocks new locations.... dilophosaurus is one of them.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Shit I created a dilophosaurus and he got out, I left a little gap in the fencing. Sons a bitching bastard carnivores are terrorists.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

2nd time I had to start the 2nd island over. I keep going bankrupt. Well the first one would have led to bankruptcy from all the lawsuits from the families of the velociraptor victims.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Oh shit I created a Velociraptor and the bastard broke out and is chasing the guests down. I'm gonna try to run him over with my Jeep.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Trying out this Jurassic World Evolution game Canuck was talking about. Pretty sure im about to fuck up by releasing a carnivore into an enclosure with 3 herbivores. Should be fun.

Annnnnnnd my Triceratops is dead.....

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

I only drank 5 beers last night so it basically just put me to sleep. Missed another godamn CAH game.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

If ya need something to fall asleep to tonight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va98nM53yNo

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

When they die and dry up they usually look like a goat head ya know with the horns. You step on the mother fuckers all the time and ruin your life.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

I'd just set up little trip wires so she fucks up her back and knee's. Then we'll see who has more leg and back strength mm hmm.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Thank fuck i'm not HIV postive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMtcNZ3cVG4

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

I did google it too they're called goat heads JIM. For christ sake you should know this.

I never met one person here other than you that calls them sand spurs.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Aghhhh it's too much work doing that anywhat's a sandspur?

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

I think I could horn in on @JimCarrysToe 's little daily dose of internet with this. If it's ok with her of course

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSczpmmwVDI

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Thighon posted...

A girl made me full on projectile vomit instantly in kindergarten by doing this in front of me. I remember it vividly

I wish I was in your kindergarten class. I would have added to the mess by projectile pissing.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

Usually somethin in my room falls and lands on me.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

That's the beauty of Football. You gotta put together an all around solid team.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office

CanuckCowboy posted...

I'd wear that.

I'm getting addicted to that jurassic park sim on gamepass. Dinosaurs!

I'm gonna have to check that out. Life will uhhh.... find a way.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office