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Harpie
02/13/21 11:44:39 PM
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Day 1

I tried out a new toy today. At first I couldnt use it for more than 10 seconds at a time. By the end of it I was managing to keep it on for about 20 seconds at a time

For some reason using a mirror seemed to help

This is progress

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Harpie
02/13/21 11:45:12 PM
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Mods, I wont be going into explicit detail. Also, guys post here about their dicks all the time

JUST LET ME HAVE THIS

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BloodMoon7
02/13/21 11:45:12 PM
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Was the other thread too spicy

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Smackems
02/13/21 11:45:14 PM
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It'll happen here too

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BloodMoon7
02/13/21 11:45:33 PM
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Harpie posted...
Mods, I wont be going into explicit detail. Also, guys post here about their dicks all the time

JUST LET ME HAVE THIS
That's what she said

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ssj3vegeta
02/13/21 11:45:43 PM
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masticatingman
02/13/21 11:45:44 PM
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Leggo

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MabusIncarnate
02/13/21 11:45:52 PM
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Cum on mods, Harpie needs this.

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Smackems
02/13/21 11:46:12 PM
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Weiners are funny, vaginas are hawt

Can't be having hawt talk

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ssj3vegeta
02/13/21 11:46:46 PM
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BloodMoon7
02/13/21 11:46:55 PM
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Someone should make a nut saga thread and see if it gets locked.

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Harpie
02/13/21 11:47:06 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
also, try doing dis on da sex board. I think its ok over dere
If this gets locked then Ill do it over there

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ModLogic
02/13/21 11:47:40 PM
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not a good idea to remake when you got locked.

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Harpie
02/13/21 11:47:45 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Cum on mods, Harpie needs this.
EXACTLY

It is necessary to my survival

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CouldBeAnAlt
02/13/21 11:47:59 PM
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Rip in peace tc

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SolidShadow3
02/13/21 11:48:03 PM
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I wonder if this one will last longer lol

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Harpie
02/13/21 11:48:16 PM
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SolidShadow3 posted...
I wonder if this one will last longer lol
Not as long as me

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viewmaster_pi
02/13/21 11:49:31 PM
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remaking a thread after one was locked is moddable but

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SolidShadow3
02/13/21 11:49:47 PM
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Harpie posted...
Not as long as me
Sounds like you're getting good at it then?

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Heartomaton
02/13/21 11:50:39 PM
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I wish you good luck with your gis-gasm adventure.

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Harpie
02/13/21 11:50:50 PM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
remaking a thread after one was locked is moddable but
Yeah too late now, unless peeps leave it alone for 5 minutes

If it does get modded/locked Ill make it on the sex board

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/13/21 11:54:18 PM
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This is a totally harmless topic and she needs this. I for one, say let her go mods.

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Harpie
02/13/21 11:55:43 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
This is a totally harmless topic and she needs this. I for one, say let her go mods.
I really should not be laughing at this as much as I am right now
Yet here I am

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MabusIncarnate
02/13/21 11:57:05 PM
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Just play Call of Duty, use the M80 heavy machine gun, put the controller in your lap and hold down RT

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Lonestar2000
02/13/21 11:58:05 PM
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Get a Hitachi Magic Wand.

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skermac
02/13/21 11:58:40 PM
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I once saw a movie the story ofv o but I never heard of a toy

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SolidShadow3
02/13/21 11:58:50 PM
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Sit on the washing machine with an unbalanced load.

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harley2280
02/13/21 11:59:05 PM
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Wait what was the reason for locking the initial topic?
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SolidShadow3
02/13/21 11:59:14 PM
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skermac posted...
I once saw a movie the story ofv o but I never heard of a toy
Are you having a stroke? Should we call someone?

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Harpie
02/14/21 12:00:43 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
I wish you good luck with your gis-gasm adventure.
Thank you

MabusIncarnate posted...
Just play Call of Duty, use the M80 heavy machine gun, put the controller in your lap and hold down RT
I would need to borrow my roommates Xbox and controller. Not sure if she would appreciate it tooo much

harley2280 posted...
Wait what was the reason for locking the initial topic?
No idea, I didnt even get a notification

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harley2280
02/14/21 12:02:06 AM
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Harpie posted...
No idea, I didnt even get a notification

That's lame. This is a nice change of pace from the 50 Trump topics we get a day.
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Smackems
02/14/21 12:08:15 AM
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Just go sit in your room mates chair in her room and do the thing mabus said

It'll be fine

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Strider102
02/14/21 12:14:06 AM
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If mods lock this we riot.

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WrestlinFan
02/14/21 12:14:23 AM
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I can give my current lover constant orgasms. Makes me feel great that I can pleasure her so much.

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DamnSasquatch
02/14/21 12:14:46 AM
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I can relate to being elusive

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Dark_SilverX
02/14/21 12:15:44 AM
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leave this sacred topic in peace and punish me instead

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Zodd3224
02/14/21 12:16:22 AM
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The boyfriend can't get you off?

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darkprince45
02/14/21 12:18:42 AM
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harley2280 posted...
That's lame. This is a nice change of pace from the 50 Trump topics we get a day.
Quit being a pervert

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Harpie
02/14/21 12:23:00 AM
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darkprince45 posted...
Quit being a pervert
Oh shush, they arent being a pervert

Zodd3224 posted...
The boyfriend can't get you off?
Nope. Neither could the girlfriend

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Harpie
02/14/21 12:24:39 AM
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DamnSasquatch posted...
I can relate to being elusive
Yes?

Dark_SilverX posted...
leave this sacred topic in peace and punish me instead
Thank you, your valiant efforts do not go unnoticed

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Zodd3224
02/14/21 12:25:42 AM
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CalypsoDoom posted...
They generally can't get anyone but themselves off so

I have my wife flowing like Niagara Falls every time. You poor ladies...

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/14/21 12:25:52 AM
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Did you try goin to the doctor? Just go in there and say "Ay! Why can't I get my rocks off here eh?"

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Harpie
02/14/21 12:30:17 AM
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Zodd3224 posted...
I have my wife flowing like Niagara Falls every time. You poor ladies...
To be fair, I dont think the problem was the other person. If I dont even know how to get myself off, how can I expect someone else to do it?

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Did you try goin to the doctor? Just go in there and say "Ay! Why can't I get my rocks off here eh?"
Cause they likely wont have much to say besides, that sucks. Keep practicing. Also a substantial amount of women just cant achieve orgasm so

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Zodd3224
02/14/21 12:31:20 AM
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Have you tried a wand? That's the only thing that works for Wifey when I'm unavailable.

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harley2280
02/14/21 12:32:57 AM
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darkprince45 posted...
harley2280 posted...
That's lame. This is a nice change of pace from the 50 Trump topics we get a day.
Quit being a pervert

You're definitely misreading the intent of that comment.
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Harpie
02/14/21 12:32:59 AM
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Zodd3224 posted...
Have you tried a wand? That's the only thing that works for Wifey when I'm unavailable.
Ive tried similar versions. My main issue is that I pull away after 10-30 seconds, even when Im not using a toy. It feels way too sensitive

Oftentimes too, things like that end up making me numb down there

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/14/21 12:34:11 AM
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Have you tried:

Hypnosis?
Electro-shock therapy?
Re-arranging your desk?
Eating more eggs?
Listening to Pearl Jam?
Licking the butter right off the knife?
Buying a Turtle?
New underwear?


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Zodd3224
02/14/21 12:35:30 AM
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Harpie posted...
Ive tried similar versions. My main issue is that I pull away after 10-30 seconds, even when Im not using a toy. It feels way too sensitive

Oftentimes too, things like that end up making me numb down there

Huh... well have you tried having the boyfriend stimulate you a bit then insert ring and middle finger and go up and down (not in and out) very fast? That works every time for us.

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