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Harpie 02/13/21 11:44:39 PM #1: |
Day 1 I tried out a new toy today. At first I couldnt use it for more than 10 seconds at a time. By the end of it I was managing to keep it on for about 20 seconds at a time For some reason using a mirror seemed to help This is progress --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 02/13/21 11:45:12 PM #2: |
Mods, I wont be going into explicit detail. Also, guys post here about their dicks all the time
JUST LET ME HAVE THIS --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BloodMoon7 02/13/21 11:45:12 PM #3: |
Was the other thread too spicy
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Smackems 02/13/21 11:45:14 PM #4: |
It'll happen here too
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BloodMoon7 02/13/21 11:45:33 PM #5: |
Harpie posted...
Mods, I wont be going into explicit detail. Also, guys post here about their dicks all the timeThat's what she said --- I just want to restore this world back to the natural. Bring order to this broken reality. To the way it should have been, all those many years ago. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ssj3vegeta 02/13/21 11:45:43 PM #6: |
mods are afraid of da unknown so dey'll lock or mod dis
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masticatingman 02/13/21 11:45:44 PM #7: |
Leggo
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MabusIncarnate 02/13/21 11:45:52 PM #9: |
Cum on mods, Harpie needs this.
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Smackems 02/13/21 11:46:12 PM #10: |
Weiners are funny, vaginas are hawt
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ssj3vegeta 02/13/21 11:46:46 PM #11: |
also, try doing dis on da sex board. I think its ok over dere
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BloodMoon7 02/13/21 11:46:55 PM #12: |
Someone should make a nut saga thread and see if it gets locked.
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Harpie 02/13/21 11:47:06 PM #13: |
ssj3vegeta posted...
also, try doing dis on da sex board. I think its ok over dereIf this gets locked then Ill do it over there --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ModLogic 02/13/21 11:47:40 PM #14: |
not a good idea to remake when you got locked.
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Harpie 02/13/21 11:47:45 PM #15: |
MabusIncarnate posted...
Cum on mods, Harpie needs this.EXACTLY It is necessary to my survival --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CouldBeAnAlt 02/13/21 11:47:59 PM #16: |
Rip in peace tc
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SolidShadow3 02/13/21 11:48:03 PM #17: |
I wonder if this one will last longer lol
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Harpie 02/13/21 11:48:16 PM #18: |
SolidShadow3 posted...
I wonder if this one will last longer lolNot as long as me --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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viewmaster_pi 02/13/21 11:49:31 PM #19: |
remaking a thread after one was locked is moddable but
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SolidShadow3 02/13/21 11:49:47 PM #20: |
Harpie posted...
Not as long as meSounds like you're getting good at it then? --- By Odin's beard! TheDogFather, you will be missed. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 02/13/21 11:50:39 PM #21: |
I wish you good luck with your gis-gasm adventure.
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Harpie 02/13/21 11:50:50 PM #22: |
viewmaster_pi posted...
remaking a thread after one was locked is moddable butYeah too late now, unless peeps leave it alone for 5 minutes If it does get modded/locked Ill make it on the sex board --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 02/13/21 11:54:18 PM #23: |
This is a totally harmless topic and she needs this. I for one, say let her go mods.
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Harpie 02/13/21 11:55:43 PM #24: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
This is a totally harmless topic and she needs this. I for one, say let her go mods.I really should not be laughing at this as much as I am right now Yet here I am --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 02/13/21 11:57:05 PM #25: |
Just play Call of Duty, use the M80 heavy machine gun, put the controller in your lap and hold down RT
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Lonestar2000 02/13/21 11:58:05 PM #26: |
Get a Hitachi Magic Wand.
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skermac 02/13/21 11:58:40 PM #27: |
I once saw a movie the story ofv o but I never heard of a toy
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SolidShadow3 02/13/21 11:58:50 PM #28: |
Sit on the washing machine with an unbalanced load.
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harley2280 02/13/21 11:59:05 PM #29: |
Wait what was the reason for locking the initial topic?
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SolidShadow3 02/13/21 11:59:14 PM #30: |
skermac posted...
I once saw a movie the story ofv o but I never heard of a toyAre you having a stroke? Should we call someone? --- By Odin's beard! TheDogFather, you will be missed. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 02/14/21 12:00:43 AM #31: |
Heartomaton posted...
I wish you good luck with your gis-gasm adventure.Thank you MabusIncarnate posted... Just play Call of Duty, use the M80 heavy machine gun, put the controller in your lap and hold down RTI would need to borrow my roommates Xbox and controller. Not sure if she would appreciate it tooo much harley2280 posted... Wait what was the reason for locking the initial topic?No idea, I didnt even get a notification --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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harley2280 02/14/21 12:02:06 AM #32: |
Harpie posted...
No idea, I didnt even get a notification That's lame. This is a nice change of pace from the 50 Trump topics we get a day. --- Posted with GameRaven 3.6.0_B3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 02/14/21 12:08:15 AM #33: |
Just go sit in your room mates chair in her room and do the thing mabus said
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Strider102 02/14/21 12:14:06 AM #34: |
If mods lock this we riot.
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WrestlinFan 02/14/21 12:14:23 AM #35: |
I can give my current lover constant orgasms. Makes me feel great that I can pleasure her so much.
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DamnSasquatch 02/14/21 12:14:46 AM #36: |
I can relate to being elusive
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Dark_SilverX 02/14/21 12:15:44 AM #37: |
leave this sacred topic in peace and punish me instead
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Zodd3224 02/14/21 12:16:22 AM #38: |
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darkprince45 02/14/21 12:18:42 AM #39: |
harley2280 posted...
That's lame. This is a nice change of pace from the 50 Trump topics we get a day.Quit being a pervert --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 02/14/21 12:23:00 AM #41: |
darkprince45 posted...
Quit being a pervertOh shush, they arent being a pervert Zodd3224 posted... The boyfriend can't get you off?Nope. Neither could the girlfriend --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 02/14/21 12:24:39 AM #42: |
DamnSasquatch posted...
I can relate to being elusiveYes? Dark_SilverX posted... leave this sacred topic in peace and punish me insteadThank you, your valiant efforts do not go unnoticed --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zodd3224 02/14/21 12:25:42 AM #43: |
CalypsoDoom posted...
They generally can't get anyone but themselves off so I have my wife flowing like Niagara Falls every time. You poor ladies... --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 02/14/21 12:25:52 AM #44: |
Did you try goin to the doctor? Just go in there and say "Ay! Why can't I get my rocks off here eh?"
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Harpie 02/14/21 12:30:17 AM #45: |
Zodd3224 posted...
I have my wife flowing like Niagara Falls every time. You poor ladies...To be fair, I dont think the problem was the other person. If I dont even know how to get myself off, how can I expect someone else to do it? Johnny_Nutcase posted... Did you try goin to the doctor? Just go in there and say "Ay! Why can't I get my rocks off here eh?"Cause they likely wont have much to say besides, that sucks. Keep practicing. Also a substantial amount of women just cant achieve orgasm so --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zodd3224 02/14/21 12:31:20 AM #46: |
Have you tried a wand? That's the only thing that works for Wifey when I'm unavailable.
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harley2280 02/14/21 12:32:57 AM #47: |
darkprince45 posted...
harley2280 posted...That's lame. This is a nice change of pace from the 50 Trump topics we get a day.Quit being a pervert You're definitely misreading the intent of that comment. --- Posted with GameRaven 3.6.0_B3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 02/14/21 12:32:59 AM #48: |
Zodd3224 posted...
Have you tried a wand? That's the only thing that works for Wifey when I'm unavailable.Ive tried similar versions. My main issue is that I pull away after 10-30 seconds, even when Im not using a toy. It feels way too sensitive Oftentimes too, things like that end up making me numb down there --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 02/14/21 12:34:11 AM #49: |
Have you tried:
Hypnosis? Electro-shock therapy? Re-arranging your desk? Eating more eggs? Listening to Pearl Jam? Licking the butter right off the knife? Buying a Turtle? New underwear? --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zodd3224 02/14/21 12:35:30 AM #50: |
Harpie posted...
Ive tried similar versions. My main issue is that I pull away after 10-30 seconds, even when Im not using a toy. It feels way too sensitive Huh... well have you tried having the boyfriend stimulate you a bit then insert ring and middle finger and go up and down (not in and out) very fast? That works every time for us. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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