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TopicRemember when adult swim ran that Yogi Bear parody nonstop for April Fools
Philoktetes
01/15/21 6:23:36 AM
#3
adult swim is pretty funny, if you've damaged your brain with marijuana abuse
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicFalling Down movie hits different when adulthood started to rear its ugly head
Philoktetes
01/15/21 4:20:34 AM
#7
childhood is idolizing the mcdonalds manager

adulthood is realizing falling down makes more sense
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
Topiclet's all hold hands
Philoktetes
01/15/21 1:09:55 AM
#1
here on the subway

'cause we've been stuck here in the dark for way too long
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
Topicany good reason why airlines don't provide passengers with parachutes?
Philoktetes
01/14/21 9:15:55 PM
#14
Heavy_D_Forever posted...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QY7fODFm3P8


>mobile link
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
Topicany good reason why airlines don't provide passengers with parachutes?
Philoktetes
01/14/21 8:49:19 PM
#1
oxygen masks don't do anything when the thing is falling apart five miles up in the air
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicQuidditch is the dumbest fantasy sport invented
Philoktetes
01/12/21 8:46:59 PM
#5
the only point is to let harry potter be the hero and it serves that purpose in the narrative so it's fine
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
Topicok now this is inspiring
Philoktetes
01/11/21 12:41:13 PM
#5
s0nicfan posted...
Are we really at the point where the ability to perform basic maintenance of your property is "inspiring"? Is some guy patching a hole in his drywall going to be the new Rosie the Riveter?


yes

you misunderestimate how incompetent most millennials are at basic tasks
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
Topicok now this is inspiring
Philoktetes
01/11/21 12:36:18 PM
#1
https://twitter.com/PPathole/status/1348491554436968450

what's your excuse, millennials?
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicDo not eat fish after you drink water bc it can swim in ur stomach
Philoktetes
01/10/21 7:40:42 AM
#1
and u will feel gulugulu in ur stomach
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicYou're sent back in time to ancient Rome.
Philoktetes
01/08/21 3:55:10 PM
#2
i would simply tell them that religion is wrong, and we would have flying cars
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
Topicnow I finally understand how to process the events of yesterday
Philoktetes
01/08/21 3:14:16 PM
#4
mech dragon posted...
I only know the movies, not the books


casual detected
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicNever tell the police you're armed unless you're obligated to
Philoktetes
01/08/21 3:07:31 PM
#3
thx for the advice
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
Topicnow I finally understand how to process the events of yesterday
Philoktetes
01/08/21 3:07:06 PM
#1
TopicMan with foot up on desk in Pelosi's office at Capitol arrested
Philoktetes
01/08/21 2:54:17 PM
#44
love to see protesters being arrested
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicThat cute, shy girl in your office?
Philoktetes
01/08/21 11:58:08 AM
#1
She had sex with Chad last night
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicWhy do women like dangerous men?
Philoktetes
01/07/21 1:27:02 PM
#5
females want to be dominated
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicA FB friend posted a pic of the protesters and calling them her heros
Philoktetes
01/06/21 5:50:49 PM
#7
ok keep on bragging about having a female friend
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicIf trump didn't mismanage corona, do you think he woulda won?
Philoktetes
01/06/21 5:50:13 PM
#4
he could of won if he gave us more stimulus checks
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicWhy can't these liberals protest peacefully?
Philoktetes
01/06/21 5:48:55 PM
#6
have the capitol protestors actually done any violence today or just walked into a building?
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicNo Jeopardy huh
Philoktetes
01/06/21 5:48:30 PM
#6
it depends on your local affiliate
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicCan we (America) come back from this?
Philoktetes
01/06/21 5:32:00 PM
#28
yes everything will be back to normal tomorrow
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicCAlLLOU IS CANCELLED
Philoktetes
01/06/21 1:07:33 PM
#51
lol my wife's son watches so much pepper pig he's started talking with a british accent
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicCAlLLOU IS CANCELLED
Philoktetes
01/06/21 1:15:00 AM
#7
SMAP- posted...
what

wiki says it ended back in 2010 though


pbs will no longe be airing reruns from now
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicCAlLLOU IS CANCELLED
Philoktetes
01/06/21 1:14:02 AM
#6
i heard in the last episode theyre gonna do like seinfeld and have him pay for everything he did
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicCAlLLOU IS CANCELLED
Philoktetes
01/06/21 1:12:07 AM
#1
https://tvline.com/2021/01/05/caillou-cancelled-pbs-kids/

Parenting triumphs are few and far between during the pandemic, but news that Caillou will no longer be on the air is being well-received by moms and dads far and wide.

PBS Kids announced on social media Tuesday that the much-maligned animated series, which has centered on its precocious 4-year-old namesake and his family for more than two decades, will be no more. The public television network even offered viewers coping tips on how to tell young fans about the cancellation. Instead of sadness, the news sparked cheers of snarky joy from adult detractors on social media.

Thank goodness, cheered Liza Cummings Reilly on Facebook. That little boy was so rude to his mom and disobedient. I didnt allow my kids to watch him because of that reason.

One mother commented that Caillou is an obnoxious, ridiculous excuse for a kids show. And yet another described the show as the most annoying thing on TV.
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
Topic"Well I can't play this while drunk."
Philoktetes
12/31/20 3:59:59 PM
#7
aspirin isn't a drug
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
Topic"Well I can't play this while drunk."
Philoktetes
12/31/20 3:57:41 PM
#2
never; im not a degenerate drug user
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicPSA: Pirating new video games is wrong.
Philoktetes
12/31/20 3:51:51 PM
#31
it's still immoral to pirate 20 year old sega games even if they're not released on new hardware

you're not entitled to steal something just because the owner chooses not to sell it
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicThink about how a beautiful girl can get any guy she wants.
Philoktetes
12/31/20 2:45:47 AM
#5
Tyranthraxus posted...
Elliott Roger was both attractive and rich and couldn't get any poon to save his life.


he wasnt attractive
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicNew TourettesGUY video out
Philoktetes
12/31/20 12:08:47 AM
#2
making of mental illness wasn't funny 15 years ago and it's not funny today
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
Topicmy dad is one of the few people who ever looks up
Philoktetes
12/30/20 10:56:48 PM
#1
he notices birds and stuff
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicSouthern words
Philoktetes
12/30/20 8:43:19 PM
#11
scrapple is a northeastern food not southern
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicCurrently watching the Community season 1 Christmas episode
Philoktetes
12/30/20 1:25:17 PM
#3
ok normie

do you also watch The Office and F*R*I*E*N*D*S*
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicUS vaccinations are way behind
Philoktetes
12/30/20 1:18:06 PM
#2
that's ok i got 600 bucks to hold me over until then
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicWould you come to the aid of a cop if asked?
Philoktetes
12/30/20 12:52:27 PM
#11
yes because im not an edgelord who thinks it's cool to hate authority
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicThe $600 checks will release as soon as tonight!
Philoktetes
12/30/20 12:25:48 PM
#50
Id rather the $600 stimulus over the $2,000 one.. itll make me hustle harder, idk... maybe Im just built different
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicThe $600 checks will release as soon as tonight!
Philoktetes
12/29/20 11:26:22 PM
#7
is that a lot
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
Topichuh. so i got thought i got an ad-supported kindle. but there are no ads
Philoktetes
12/29/20 9:03:50 PM
#7
Naysaspace posted...
Amazon puts ads in books now?

fuck me


no

ads are only on the lock screen
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
Topiclaundry life hacks
Philoktetes
12/29/20 6:08:38 PM
#9
Will_VIIII posted...
I doubt there are many people in the same building that wear a 3x, unless you happen to wear your mom's clothes for some reason


^this is fatphobia
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicWhat's your opinion on unruly children and parents unable to tame them?
Philoktetes
12/29/20 5:00:16 PM
#6
the idea that you have to "tame" a child like they're an animal is abusive
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicWhat's your opinion on unruly children and parents unable to tame them?
Philoktetes
12/29/20 4:59:46 PM
#5
theyre just expressing themselves
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicDarmok and Jalad, at Tanagra
Philoktetes
12/29/20 4:50:26 PM
#6
ImAMarvel posted...
It didn't do that much for me but maybe I need to watch it again and pay better attention this time >_>


it's a top tier tng episode but if you dont like it maybe you would like star trek discovery instead
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicDarmok and Jalad, at Tanagra
Philoktetes
12/29/20 4:46:08 PM
#4
Corrupt_Power posted...
Wife


leave this websight, normie
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
Topiclaundry life hacks
Philoktetes
12/29/20 4:19:14 PM
#3
Humble_Novice posted...
What if some of them recognize the shirts you're wearing?


they can't prove it was theirs and i didn't just happen to buy the same shirt
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
Topiclaundry life hacks
Philoktetes
12/29/20 4:17:16 PM
#1
people always leave their unwanted clothes in the dryers at my building so I'm always getting free shirts and stuff haha

also you can use about half as much detergent as the box suggests; they're just trying to get you to waste more product and have to buy more
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicHaven't paid my phone bill in a couple days and my mom is freaking out.
Philoktetes
12/29/20 2:30:59 PM
#2
you can only text other iphone users

good job outing yourself as an apple user
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I don't think so, Tim.
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