Lurker > Raddest_Chad

I thought I liked the American office show... but the more I see of it, the more I realize it annoys me. I dunno what happened. I just grew to dislike it as time goes on. It's no Parks & Rec.

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I bought groceries and played video games. I also had to break up a bird fight. I'm not an expert on bird law, but I did my best.

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She sounds super low-quality. If this is how she is now, it's only gonna get worse. Clearly not a good fit.

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I always liked Jason Voorhees. Fuck trespassers.

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yeah. definitely. i havent eaten since the covid stuff started tho.

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The darkest timeline officially began the day Wilson won over Roosevelt in 1912.

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republicanism = every voice is equalized (electoral college)
democracy = majority opinion rules (popular vote)

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Humour is too subjective, but I think there's definitely "smart people laughs" and "dumb people laughs". Like that Pac Man "guzzling" card... you have to be emotionally 13 to think that's good. We actually took out the "for teenage edgelords" cards because they ruined the game. I never picked them no matter what, because I just found them annoying. It wasn't many though. But it was the trying too hard to be offensive ones that went into childish territory.

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The reason I made this is because we all know America's dick swings the biggest in the world. So what happens there effects everywhere else to at least some extent. Obviously Canada and Mexico the most though because of geography.

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You should remain dressed ideologically neutral at school. This is one reason I am in favour of uniforms. The other?...

I went to a snobby school and most of the kids had parents with decent jobs, but there were a few super poor kids that somehow wound up being districted in so you'd get the dudes with like gleaming Adidas everything then the kids with Walmart shit with holes in it. I was so out of touch about it until one year we were all talking about the cool loot we got at Xmas and my one buddy was like "I got a box of cereal" and I'm like "be serious, dude" and he's like "I am." I told my mom that and she was like "omg! If I had known I'd have bought him something!"

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I refused all of Epic's bribes because I just want one launcher. Steam is fine with me forever.

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Bro. For better and worse, I look like Michelangelo's David. It's overall pretty choice, but dat wiener is nothing special. Grower not a shower.

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wolfy42 posted...

I mean WWIII will be i'm pretty sure.

Yeah. It's either that or "let China rule Earth", tbh.

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have you frozen a bag of farts to solidify them to eat them in slurpee form? if yes, why?

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Shadowbird_RH posted...

Not a fan of MS, dissatisfied with PS lately, I'm considering the possibility of resorting to Steam to supplement my Nintendo systems in future generations.

tbh, if you're okay with "PC issues" like some wonky ports, bugs, and compatibility issues over time, it's the superior choice as long as you invest well and don't get something lame.

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Wanded posted...

like him and obama let russia take crimea from ukraine and did nothing

they really did. stating disapproval is literally worthless against military aggression.

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OhhhJa posted...

Oh, its gonna be a shitshow either way. Whichever side wins, the other isn't going to accept the results. Both have said as much. And with all the mail in ballots... well those probably won't even be completely sorted out until weeks after the election, possibly months. There's a solid chance this election ends up in the supreme court which is part of the reason that I believe republicans really want to confirm barrett

In all honesty, despite my personal dislike of Trump, I am a big fan of him standing up to the CCP. I find it hard to believe Biden won't bow his head to corporate interests and let the concentration camps, invasion of Taiwan, etc. go unanswered for. Maybe I am wrong, and everyone has changed their tune on that regime now, but I have this bad feeling that Taiwan has a better chance of being defended with Trump than with Biden. War is coming, and it's better to face it when your opponent is weak. If France and the UK said no to Hitler when he remilitarized the Rhineland, WWII would've likely not happened. There'd have been some minor regional stuff in a couple hotspots, maybe.

To be my own devil's advocate though, Biden will repair international relations by and large that Trump devastated. So a united front in that way is a better deterrent.

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Woodrow Wilson is the only lamer dude to hold the office than Trump. If Trump kept with his populist messaging instead of just being a dictator-lite, he may have had some positives. He drained the swamp of the establishment and filled it with the only people more corrupt than them.

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The part where Leon says "hey! It's that dog!"

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YoukaiSlayer posted...

I mean, is there any nintendo game more than 10 years old that can't be emulated? Nintendo keep making weak hardware and games people care about which is the perfect recipe for good community made emulation.

That's true. I personally don't like "fake games" (IE: I like owning them legit), but past a point if Nintendo doesn't allow people to give them money people tend to take that into their own hands and I can't blame em

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OhhhJa posted...

If trump wins, the left will tear this country apart. If trump loses, things remain the same as they are now

the far left is having some probs, but trump is really unintelligent and yet somehow a conman... the whole thing looks like a mess, tbh.

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Noop_Noop posted...

i am really not entirely sure what you are trying to say there chad

That he won't be driven away, and maybe won't block certain people regardless.

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Florida. What a twist.

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Revelation34 posted...

Poll is missing a Trump will win and nothing will happen option.

It's also missing America will go crawling back to England to restore its status as a colony. Because those things are both equally probable.

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Noop_Noop posted...

you gotta step your game up. if you'd managed to rip on sunny well enough he would have you blocked right now.

Yeah, the Eric_P "wow, you mean nobody ever liked me here?" account closure was a one-off.

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J_Dawg983 posted...

ps5, probably discless. I stopped buying physical games for quite a while now.

Control Ultimate's incident led me to have an epiphany the other day... That anything I buy physical will need me to keep an old console hooked up, defeating the purpose of b/c and leading me to worry that when/if it craps out down the line I will wish I'd owned a digital copy to move forward into the future forever. I don't really trust Nintendo to not screw that up. Sony I mostly do, but they're the most at risk of not existing in the future... but I have full faith in Valve and MS and buy most stuff from their stores digitally. When MS shut down its e-reader thing, it refunded everything to everyone voluntarily. And if they close up shop, it's probably because civilization collapsed, and at that point I'm more worried about survival.

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'90s Speed Racer. You're welcome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32Te5AsC8x0

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Arcturusisnow posted...

Yeah, not having permanent access to my games and having the devs/publishers be the sole people to control whether tomorrow my games are still playable is great.

Dude. Many physical games now require patches to work properly or sometimes at all. I bought Control UE the other day and it needed to download most of the game... except they forgot to upload that patch and it was literally unplayable. As file sizes grow, disc drives stop being included, and BRs stop being improved for space, physical is done. It kinda sucks and I get what you're saying, but so many games are already basically useless or inferior regardless of owning a disc.

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YoukaiSlayer posted...

Mine was like upper tier when I built it 8 years ago, now it's low end. Still better playing on PC. And yeah, everything is moving towards digital only PC which is what I want but it's taking far longer than I hoped. Every console generation keeps being billed as the final one but then they come out with new shit.

I think for MS there are no more gens. The MS store is basically Steam with video content now. The cutoff will be outdated hardware with too-low specs, as is the case with PC. I can't see MS dropping Xbox now unless sales nosedive.

Nintendo has been doing its own thing since the Wii. I don't see that ever changing. They'll maybe go up and down in popularity, but I can't see their business model outright dying anytime soon. Maybe once Millennials are mostly dead of old age, but not before that.

Sony is the one that's sort of a worry. They're sticking with traditional formulas the most, when that seems obsolete. It feels like they're playing catch-up with PSNow and b/c a lot. I think seeing the shift too late is why they finally started putting stuff onto PC. I think the PS5 will be rad, but their "we dunno if it'll be the last PS" seems like a pretty honest prediction from them right now. But I mean people really need to stop comparing them to MS. MS made like $125B in profits last year. Sony made $6B in profits. When Phil Spencer said Amazon and Google are MS's competition, monetarily he's right.

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Jen0125 posted...

Where did I do this

Not here. How I missed his posts. /s

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YoukaiSlayer posted...

I said none but that could change eventually. I really wish they'd just make all games for PC.

MS is putting basically everything on PC, Sony is starting to, and thanks to P4 Golden killing it on Steam, Sega might show it some more love too, based on how stoked they were at its crazy numbers. I'd like a high-end gaming PC again, but I have a mid-tier one right now that runs everything pretty well and I am generally just happier on console even though I know it's never gonna be as good in many ways.

For the price of a Series X though, you'll be hard pressed to find a PC that performs as well.

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Mead posted...

Series X

Niccce. What games you picking up with it? I want Gears Tactics and DMC5 SE.

I was only gonna get the Series X, but then I fell ass-backwards into a PS5 pre-order and was like "I never have any luck, so I should take this" and Demon's Souls looks rad, so w/e. Plus I will want FF16.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0-9udYcxOI&t

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omfg... that's like some boomer a while ago unironically saying they didn't have Obamacare, they had the ACA!... bruh

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Who is movin' on up to the east side? To a deluxe apartment in the sky-y?!

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I'm probably the least goth. But goth chicks are sweet.

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FB should ban itself because it's 99% boomer memes.

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Pizza. Because TMNT.

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Duke Nukem Forever. Was that an oof and a half or what?!

I loved Duke 3D on PC and even the watered-down N64 port, which had splitscreen MP that was pretty fun at the time. But yeah, I distinctly remember telling my buddy a week or two after it came out that I didn't like it. He was like "lol, I figured. You were all hyped before release then just went totally silent about it"

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JigsawTDC posted...

I liked Octopath and its concept, but it fell a little short for me. Still a solid game worth playing though. Never played the other one.

This. It seemed like a cool throwback, but I feel like I've just moved on from liking those sorts of games. Almost. I can still do FF7 every few years, it seems, but anything older I seem to love in concept then just bounce after one sitting.

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Lokarin posted...

Is this voter suppression?

https://www.cbs17.com/news/north-carolina-news/north-carolina-woman-goes-to-vote-told-shes-ineligible-because-shes-dead/

Snowball I voted for Trump.

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I used to really like those p'zones or whatever they were called from Pizza Hut.

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Mead posted...

as long as hes out of office he can cry about whatever he wants

this. i just hope NY throws the book at him, because you know the soggy wieners replacing him federally are gonna try to "heal the nation" in totally the wrongest ways they can.

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Scalebound and Prey 2

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Just curious how everyone is feeling. I honestly think it's gonna be a Biden win with some grumbling then a return to pre-Trump business, which was still lame, and then things will keep getting worse until boomers are a minority.

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Thanks, dude. Now I require fish & chips.

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^Yo! I hear their founder scored four touchdowns in a single game. Legit.

Nah, she looks like a woman version this neighbor boy my mom babysat sometimes when I was a kid. He legit said he wanted to be a basketball net when he grew up.

I am all for universal equality, but what feminism as become is gross. It is no longer the altruistic mission it has been in the past.

Mitch slapped a Chad in the face and his weak-ass hand couldn't withstand the resistance it met.