Lurker > Raddest_Chad

Where is the "no, thank fucking god" option?

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Muscles posted...

He contemplated to not vote for W because he had a limp handshake, no way he votes for trump

Yeah. With those little bitch hands Trump has. Remember when he tried to overpower (ugh) Justin Trudeau with a handshake and failed miserably?

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Cletus from The Simpsons
Peggy Bundy's relatives from Married with Children
Sandy from Spongebob Squarepants
Victor's Dad from Ren & Stimpy
The Beverly Hillbillies

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Halo or CoD. I was really good at CoD4 and in BO1 my k/d average was always between 3 and 4. Felt good. I had some matches where I broke even, some where I was like 32k/0d. Those were glorious.

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Solid Sonic posted...

Is she not friendly?

AOC seems friendly.

I meant in terms of policy. She seems nice.

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Solid Sonic posted...

IMO the real emphasis on Kamala Harris's accomplishment should be the fact that she is the first woman to reach that level of American politics, leaving aside her ethnicity. I'm a lot more proud of that because there is now opportunity at the highest levels of American politics for females, which is something that is long overdue.

I don't care what parts or colours somebody is. I like her more than Trump, Pence, or Biden. I respect the fact she's such a hard-ass but also smart.

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Put your kids to bed and turn on that record player!

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Conspiratorial types seem to be more in the PS camp... The magic SSD, anyone? There are literally people on that board claiming the PS5's slower hardware will somehow run games better. It's Trump country.

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Accurate.

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I have a 4K monitor. I'll probably grab a 4K, 120hz TV once they're cheaper and more kinks are worked out.

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Well, they exist in real life, so...?

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Yeah. It's a fucking nightmare with bums leaving garbage and needles around, shoplifting stuff... Every store basically has a security guard now to keep them away. They need to wall off a farm somewhere and just let them run free there and grow their own food and learn some skills and stuff.

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IronBornCorps posted...

Bill and Ted for Keanu, why no excellent adventure?

because it's from the 80s!

but yeah, I like it more too.

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I can't believe it's a law firm!

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Did she fart at people while going door-to-door or something?

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choose stuff.

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What's funny is my buddy's friend we used to hang out with a lot when we were teenagers had a pig farm. He got nonstop murderer jokes and just eyerolled at them. But maybe feigned nonchalance was the perfect cover!

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IronBornCorps posted...

Lol, you think I'm a democrat

That's all I'm going to say about that

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OhhhJa posted...

Why is it always democrats that show their asses to strangers online lol

What? But the worst ass-related thing is when I see videos of chicks twerking at people who piss them off and it's the most cringe fucking attempt at a gottem ever. It's like this gorilla that tried to intimidate the crowd by shitting into its own hand strutting towards them, then angrily taking a bite out of it like a chocolate bar.

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Naw. The peak in that realm would've been when I was 10. I was in the hot tub at the wave pool and my 16yo neighbor that looked kinda like Brigette Wilson recognized me and came and hung out with me for no reason and my friends thought I was the coolest mutha that ever lived.

But I have been with my wife since we were like teenagers. She was someone I just liked and befriended then here we are. I don't count it at childhood because I was an adult teenager.

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I wonder if Billionaire Ted still owns him or if all that merger stuff took him away.

WB Games could put out a Captain Planet game in the style of Shadow of War.

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She seems cool enough to me.

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argonautweakend posted...

I like the way Snrub thinks!

I also think the money should go back into the local energy concern!

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Sarcasthma posted...

Have they ever stopped?

No. And even when old age claims him, his annoying kids will keep whining for him.

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mooreandrew58 posted...

Everything has cons but everyone deserves to have their voice heard. People in california lead different lives than me and therefore have different wants and needs. I wish states could just do whatever they wanted with disregard to other states. Let the federal level just handle foreign affairs and our military.

Its easier to pick up and move to another state if you dont like it rather than move to another country.

I dunno, I guess I just look at it like more people deserve a louder say. As long as there are checks so it's not going into unconstitutional territory, suck it up. Where I live I am an outsider on a ton of views, but I accept that the will of the majority should overrule my personal take on things. The greater good is more valuable than the individual.

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Metalsonic66 posted...

How do you get the yogurt in the body? A turkey baster?

Good question. My best guess would be something pretty fucking gross... like putting PVC pipe in their mouth and butt and then pouring it in. If you can do that without vomiting, you're definitely a sociopath. Oh, and the murder part probably doesn't help.

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Gladius. I'd settle for an HD port. It was like XCOM, but instead of saving Earth from aliens in the near future, you managed a team of gladiators in Ancient Rome.

Prey 2 was apparently done but internal politics killed it. It should be released as a free pre-order bonus if there's another one.

Legend of Dragoon should get at least the FFVIII treatment.

The fact a third KotOR doesn't exist because of a fucking MMO is a crime against humanity.

A sequel to Silent Hill 3 to keep that cultist narrative going. Somehow.

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DirtBasedSoap posted...

im sorry, ive just never honestly considered the logistics of actually hiding a dead body.

I didn't ass-pull that. There was some TIL meme about weird stuff and it made sense.

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I'd go back 100 years and Biff Tannen things to attain wealth and power.

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DirtBasedSoap posted...

...what?

It's not rocket science.

1. remove teeth to make them harder to identify
2. put yogurt in the body to speed up the rate at which it will decompose
3. burying the body vertically in a narrow hole makes aerial and foot searches much more challenging
4. having a dead animal buried between the surface and the body will give any dogs a what appears to be a false positive

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I heard that you wanna remove the teeth, put yogurt in them, bury them vertically in a narrow hole, then a couple feet above them bury a dead animal.

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I had a gameshark on PS1 and on N64. It unlocked Wrath in WCW/nWo Revenge!

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Notice how they always look exactly how you expect them to?

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mooreandrew58 posted...

A true democracy no. True democracy is mob rule where the minority is easily overpowered. Democracy where there is checks and balances to make sure the minority also has a voice is probably the best

Because giving every opinion equal value has worked out so well. You realize "mob rule" would've prevent Trump, right?

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I typically go a few years between phones. As long as it works properly and does the things I want it to do, I don't need to constantly have the best iteration. The upgrades are usually very gradual anyways.

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Did you guys know Julius Caesar was stabbed to death?!

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It's time to redraw some borders. Forcing everyone to stay together just because it's tradition is boomer talk. That ship has sailed.

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Jen0125 posted...

I hope whoever hosted the party gets a ticket. They just exposed hundreds of people.

To be fair, the one hosting it is just as fucking stupid as everyone that chose to go.

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Liechtenstein's model is the best one going right now. It's a direct democracy with an executive constitutional monarchy. What that means is that referendums determine what policies are enacted or repealed, politicians just figure out how, and the monarch has veto power as a check/balance in case the people made a mistake. Before some mouthbreather goes all "BuT tHeN hE's A dIcTaToR": they've held a couple of referendums regarding abolishing the monarchy but it's overwhelmingly popular and was kept. Not every culture or society is the same. A developed, well-educated nation with lots of money can function well this way.

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All it takes is one doofus going to a party.

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Rampant is a better Korean movie. It actually made me not hate zombie stuff again while watching it.

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Mead posted...

Im jealous of small dick dudes honestly

if they ever need to quickly hide their dick, they can improvise with nearly anything! Thats why you never hear about any well endowed ninjas. Youd see their wiener poking out when they tried hiding behind trees and stuff

And it's more immune to being bitten off by attacking animals.

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She has that serial killer look in her eyes. The one they all get.

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I think everyone had their place in time. Back in ancient Roman times, small dicks were seen as civilized and big ones meant you were an animal and looked down upon. Obese women were also seen as the most desirable on and off. Everyone has their day.

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Reminds me of that old movie... Great Outdoors.

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likehelly posted...

lol you bought a ubisoft game at launch

but this one is pretty fair to do. if he got vanilla edition, sure.

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I don't think I've had a dream fictional love interest since I was a kid (not a shot at anybody, it's just hard for me to remember now). It almost certainly had to be Xenia from GoldenEye (Famke Janssen) at the top of the list. In terms of fictional fictional, probably Mileena from MK starting at UMK3. I know she looks like a fucking monster, but I find something appealing about her intimidation factor. Part of what drew me to my wife was that she played in a rugby league and even dudes twice her size were scared of her.

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zebatov posted...

You really are the raddest Chad.

hahaha thanks?

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