Lurker > LightningAce11

People need to protest violently.
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Completely inexperienced and mediocre, yet gets a position of power.
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Wonder why albinism also gives blonde hair, wouldn't it only affect the skin colour?
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Did they make an account?
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Republicans would never be in power again.
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He still acts like he's a big victim, which also doesn't help.
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https://mobile.twitter.com/Boogie2988/status/1320548369870237696

Sorry boogs, but stories about your wife and that escort are pretty sus.
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Cowards
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His prudishness has gone up severely, do you think it's kat's fault? He made risque jokes and looked at boobs when he was with panda.
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Bald manlet flails lazily at taller man.
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Escaped self-cloning mutant crayfish created in experimental breeding programmes have invaded a Belgian cemetery.

Hundreds of the duplicating crustaceans, which can dig down to up to a metre and are always female, pose a deadly threat to local biodiversity after colonising a historic Antwerp graveyard.

"It's impossible to round up all of them. It's like trying to empty the ocean with a thimble," said Kevin Scheers, of the Flemish Institute for Nature and Woodland Research.

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/escaped-cloned-female-mutant-crayfish-take-over-belgian-cemetery/YZDGK4GTJKKML7Y76OELOTHGPA/
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Another one?
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Republicans should never be voted in again. America does not want them in power so they resort to heinous shit like this.
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coh posted...

I cant tell whose side Unfair is actually on. In sone posts hes defending the dude and in other posts agreeing with people ostracizing him

He's an accordion.
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ZMythos posted...

They either don't understand, don't care, or are complicit in it.

They'd walk into Auschwitz and be like "context"?

There's no trying to debate with them because they're not looking to have one.
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What?
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I'd be happy if lootboxes/microtransacrions were banned and everything was put in the game.
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No, see, only sweaty half naked men jumping on each other is okay to watch, because he has a wife, not a husband.
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Solution_45 posted...

White liberals love telling POC how they are supposed to think, feel, etc. They know best, after all.

Yeah, and on the flipside white conservatives will call you one of the "good ones" if you vote republican, and pull up your crime statistics if you say you're a democrat. Both sides are shitty.
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UnfairRepresent posted...

I was expecting Giuliani

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In Avengers Endgame, we see Thor playing Fortnite.

Very nice callback by the Russo brothers.
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sktgamer_13dude posted...

Move on to the next right wing demagogue for attention.

I think every trump supporter should be enrolled in therapy and re-education, so they can be taught how to be decent human beings and shed the awful beliefs they have.
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Worst part is how he genuinely believes his shitty gameplay is transformative, artistic content.

It's not. You're playing someone else's ip baldy and begging with sob stories.
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Well he has said many times that he can't get sponsorship/promotions because of "trolls" and in the same breath derides people who get early access to games and tech.

With how big his ego is when it comes to his legacy, why wouldn't he feel jealous when smaller streamers get these opportunities when he doesn't?
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WallStreetWolf posted...

I don't see Phil being jealous on twitter about this. He was happy for the guy

He went on to separately joke about not getting one but it didn't seem like a retaliation.

Phil is extremely petty, his tweet felt pretty two faced, especially since he posted it right after sbm showed off the ps5.
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Superblindman
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Chadwick69 posted...

Yup, got the emails now. It's been canceled.

Trash. They should pay for their mistakes, not you.
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Kinda felt people were too hard on ralph at times.
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Sony gave one of his paypigs a free ps5, so phil made a jealous tweet and ranted on stream.
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Biggest terrorist organisation in the world.
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Need an update
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The US tries to be a first world country but they're just as bad as Saudi Arabia.
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Phil mentioned that Jasper sleeps in the vests that fell when the coat rack did.

Did he not clean that up? It's been like a month.
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Kat was sick so what does phil do? Take care of her like a loving husband?

No. Makes her sleep on the couch because her coughing was disturbing him.
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Tag
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The right wing in america is objectively worse than the left wing.

There is no gray area. This is just black and white.
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Trump said "I'm the least racist person in this room" to the black woman who asked him about BLM and police brutality.
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Americans have this weird belief that just because someone talks loudly and fast, that means they're right.
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"I am the least racist person in this room"

I actually laughed out loud.
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What would happen if they tried to post a bunch of stuff or changed the password?

They're not american so what repercussions would come from that?

Would trump just make a new account?
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Because it was proven that trump's kids are pieces of shit like him. He also gave them jobs in his admin for stuff they aren't qualified for.

This is just hearsay and wild accusations that lead to embarrasment for more gop members.
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Until a week or so ago, I didn't know anything about him, but republicans have drummed up this big conspiracy with ukraine, laptops, china etc.

They're not even attacking someone who's running. Just seems like they picked on a random dude.
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Looks like a fan made photoshop.
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ICE is modern day gestapo. Every one who worked there deserves to be fired and jailed.
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Looks fantastic.
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TomNook20 posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55G2fS0wA90

This is a
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Mitch McConnel has been blocking bills to prevent election interference.

This is a man who needs to be dragged out onto the street by protesters.
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Says he will never wear the sonic hat because some people joked that he looked like chris chan.

Because only one lolcow is supposed to be discussed on phil's stream: himself.
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