Lurker > JimCarrysToe

Lol

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

Oh here it is! I thought this topic purged lol.

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

CanuckCowboy posted...

Darn you @JimCarrysToe it was a long time ago but i googled it and i didnt find tje exact reviews so now i gotta link a cracked article cause apparently it made cracked 6 years ago lol

https://www.cracked.com/blog/4-ridiculous-sex-machines-amazon-with-hilarious-reviews/

Lol thanks!

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

MabusIncarnate posted...

Look into ant farms, slip & slide, 55 gallon drum of lube and asian man wall decal

OOOOOOH how have I not looked up the 55 gallon drum of lube? I've heard of that one. Asian man wall decal sounds familiar..... OH have you seen the grandma with an inhaler decal? I forgot what exactly it was called but the reviews were pretty funny for that one too. Gonna open tabs for the ant farm and slip &slide and hope I don't forget about them tomorrow lol.

CanuckCowboy posted...

Oh god. I remember when there was a war between carpenters and sex toy enthusiasts regarding the benefits of a sawz all/reciprocating saw on amazon reciews.

a co worker showed it to me and it was hilarious. It went on so long. Fuck im laughing remembering it.

Havent read many youtube comments but statistically speaking there must be a good number of other funny ones.

i also once saw a collection of wholesome hub comments and that was oddly heart warming and funny at the same tome.

LINK PLZ! I wanna see that war! I never heard of that.

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

MabusIncarnate posted...

There's a lot of gems in Amazon reviews too

I never go to amazon cuz I don't have money but I've seen the haribo sugar free gummy bear reviews, pink bic pen reviews, and the 3 wolf shirt reviews.

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

".... he grabbed a power tool from Home Depot and was walking out the store through the Gardening department, when an Employee said something to him. Without batting an eye, he just turned and said "don't you just hate waiting in those long lines?" and kept on walking out with the merchandise."

Lol youtube comments are usually trash, but sometimes theres some funny stuff hidden in there....

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

MabusIncarnate posted...

I got a couple of pet fountains for my cats, because both of them liked to knock them over and spill them

These things are too heavy for them to topple without effort.


They all like the running water also apparently. My older boy cat bats at it sometimes. When it's full though it's like 7 lbs and the shape makes it hard to tip

Is that why my cat prefers to drink out of the tub with a leaky faucet?

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

inloveanddeath0 posted...

Sounds like you're extremely angry for something I have no rememberence of doing so it's silly to hold grudges but hey that's a part of being on CE. It's always grudges. You remember things about users to attack them with later. It's an endless cycle. Carry on though. You can't hurt me

Not angry, just don't like you. None of us do, and you can find out why through the link.

Goodbye!

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

inloveanddeath0 posted...

That sounds like it's more on you than me to be honest

No it's not. If you wanna see what topic we're talking about but can't remove one space from the link that's on you. Nothing else I can do. Get on desktop.

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

Lol my cat has 2 sleeping places

Kitchen chair

Pile of blankets beside my bed

Never see her anywhere else unless shes zipping through the apartment chasing ghosts.

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

inloveanddeath0 posted...

I'm on mobile so it's unnecessarily obtuse

Well figure it out cuz I can't just post the link I'll get banned.

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

Just remove the space in the link I sent you.

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

MabusIncarnate posted...

Yeah blocked means if we make a topic, he can't even see it at all on the main board, can't open, read, or reply in it. It just ghosts him out.

Has to be blocked and not just ignored btw, I'm sure you two knew that but I saw someone complaining about that and got it mixed up so just makin sure.

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

inloveanddeath0 posted...

When did I say that?

In that topic about the female smash player that diddled a 14 year old boy.

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

inloveanddeath0 posted...

Sorry that I dont flock to mob mentality when it comes to certain topics

Sorry you think boys can't be sexually abused.

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

Sent you a pm canuck

Ok I typed this before trying to send you one, you have 3 unread pms from me and it wont let me send anymore.

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

MabusIncarnate posted...

Who's posting, like 333 - 336

Is it that pedo defender creep loveanddeath/trappedunderice?

I'm seeing a bunch of blank and he's the only one I have blocked besides Duncan and Duncan wouldn't be here

Yea its him.

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

I can barely eat 10 nugz and a large thing of fries.... how!?

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Were you in El Paso in 2006 Jim? Remember this?

I always thought the Blockbuster store getting wiped out was a sign of the times ahead for Blockbuster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5ZL58xMlrg

Haven't left el paso since I was 6. I don't remember this, but I do remember building a cardboard boat with a plastic bottom and trying to ride it in an unusually large puddle when I was around 9 or 10. It didn't work.

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

Yep, but I love rain so whatevs.

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

CanuckCowboy posted...

I like this.

Its like something that horrible king of random channel would do except theyd make it boring and pretend it was an actual experiment.

I used to love the king of random, but now it's just a "can this be turned into cotton candy?" channel. Idk why I'm still subbed to them. Also reaaaaally fuckin hate how they explain what they're gonna do like 2 or 3 times before doing it. If I watch one of their vids I always skip to the middle.

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

Anyone else get this error?



At first I read that as Guru Meditation and was wondering what the fuck did I click on last night while trying to show ppl a spongebob joker video?

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

Grilling A Microwave Microwaving A Microwave Microwaving A Toaster Toasting An Iphone Watching Microwaving A Microwave Microwaving A Toaster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igVcy5dtN80

@Johnny_Nutcase @MabusIncarnate @a-c-a-b @CanuckCowboy @Unspecified_NPC @BlazinBlue88 @fjb

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZAba112x_Y

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

Feed her to the meth gators and date a rock.

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

What are we supposed to do steal the car across the street from your house and park it back across the street at yours? You don't leave the. Plus that's illegal activities right there and I don't condone that.

Aww your no fun. I wanted to drive it right to jail.

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

Hey johnny wanna go steal a car with me? I need some excitement in my life.

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDa5JS2cpeA

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

Went out last night to see the comet but there were too many fuckin clouds ):<

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

Roxborough4Ever posted...

fuck that. what should be a 3 second video by the sounds of it is 3 minutes. forget it. i put more effort into this comment then giving that guy any YT watch time

Ok andrew

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eatitnERko

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWqfjIuD9to

@Johnny_Nutcase @MabusIncarnate @Future_Ruins @CanuckCowboy @Unspecified_NPC @BlazinBlue88 @ButteryMales

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNH3UVpYSSs

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

Who likes bowling ball launchers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPWMRpCWmeI

I've seen a few crazyrussianhacker vids but I wasn't into them.

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

Neighbor kid had a few pet rabbits, until one day her dad cooked them up without telling her and they ate them.

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

It won't load ):

My cat likes pats too

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

Just watched the senile scribbles series for the first time, it was ok.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAbLhKvBDec

The crimson nirnroot popping over his shoulder saying "its murder time" like a little devil was my fave.

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

Nope, and I probably won't cuz I don't go outside lol.

Hope it hits my landlord.

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

I just remembered this hilarious rant from a marine biologist about sunfish

Hope this posts okay otherwise I'll edit and just link to it.

Yea that didn't work heres the link

https://www.boredpanda.com/useless-ocean-sunfish-scout-burns/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

I googled mahi mahi skeleton and the pic I posted showed up so I think you got it right mabs

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

That is such a pretty shade of green!

Oh shit I want a sunfish skeleton too



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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

CanuckCowboy posted...

Something, something, stingray, angler fish, piranha?

those do look super cool. Now i wanna go catch a sunfish and figure out how to preserve its skeleton.

Nono, first two are stingray and mantaray, then butterfly fish, and I couldn't find labels for the rest but the angler fish is pretty obvious.

Damnit lol.

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

Holy shit.... have yall ever looked up fish skeletons? Or stinkray skeletons? Saw it in a video and now I wanna paint my room black and cover the walls with them.









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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

MabusIncarnate posted...

I'm pretty sure that's a juvenile house gecko



Thats a pic of one for reference.

A house gecko? But hes in an apartment!

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

The cutest bug

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

CloneTheHero posted...

stick him in your butt crack for a home

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

It's a Skink.

Lol you mean skunk. And its def not a skunk.

You need glasses.

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

Gex?

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

KogaSteelfang posted...

Ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh. I LOVE it!

So do I!

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy

The Trent posted...

did that baby gecko eat the bug?

O.O WHAT GECKO!?
<.<!
!>.>
o.o

Doom_Art posted...

That's not a bug

That's a turtle, my dude.

Ooooh thx dude.

Aki_Sora posted...

Is that just a Geckos?

Nono that's a car insurance company.

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy