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TopicSo i started Taco Bell today and asked my manager why are the potatoes leaving?
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07/16/20 12:03:09 AM
#5
Why are the potatoes leaving? ...what?
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TopicThe previews for Paper Mario Origami King have been troubling
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07/09/20 8:01:13 PM
#46
At least they fixed my main gripe with the newer PM games and made it so your attacks are no longer consumables. Or at least the basic attacks anyway, haven't seen any special shit yet.
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TopicI don't get why Women get mad that Men don't want to date Single Mothers
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07/08/20 8:11:08 PM
#114
I wouldn't want to date a single mother because I'm hardly ready for my own kids let alone somebody else's. Between that and her history with a shitty ex who left her to raise a kid on her own that's a whole lot of baggage that I am NOT equipped to handle.
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TopicWhen did you first play RunEscape?
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07/03/20 4:41:59 AM
#12
I was there to witness the glitch where you could walk around in the void of darkness surrounding the upper floors of buildings. Someone did it and came walking by in the middle of a drop party in that mansion in east Falador, distracted people long enough for me to grab a rune 2-hander (that was pretty serious shit back then)
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TopicShadows of the Damned was a great game
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07/01/20 11:10:58 PM
#5
More games need giant topless women for you to walk all over. Also friendly demons with country accents.
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TopicSo people think you can wrestle cops, shoot them with tasers
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06/14/20 7:11:38 PM
#56
Zikten posted...
the breathalyzer only shows he was drunk. he wasn't driving. sitting a drivethough is not driving. was he being an asshole and blocking the line? yes? but he wasn't driving.


So what, you seriously believe he got so drunk he passed out all while sitting in line not moving? Get the fuck out of here.
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TopicWho else needed a 'Sometimes, but there aren't many that are older than me'
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05/22/20 4:46:59 PM
#1
Born in between SMB2 and 3 so there's not a whole lot of "older" games for me to play lol
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TopicTurns out Biden's accuser committed perjury
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05/22/20 3:06:25 AM
#3
This story has been updated to include comment by Tara Reade, who provided evidence for her credentials.


Literally the first line in the article >_> Btw I really give no shits one way or the other, just pointing it out.
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Topicas a kid i thought black people have to get married to black people >_>
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05/20/20 11:59:47 PM
#43
Nah, it was only like 7 letters but I heard like 4 or 5 different pronunciations from teachers over the years lol. Course they weren't near as bad as the one lady who pronounced my friend's last name as Alkaseltzer. His name was Altizer (All-ties-ur... or maybe it was Al, been a decade or two), where the fuck did she see the K or the S?
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TopicThousands evacuated in Michigan as emergency declared after dams burst
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05/20/20 10:00:17 PM
#36
Lebronwon posted...


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1263074783673102337


What'd it say? It's unavailable now.
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Topicas a kid i thought black people have to get married to black people >_>
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05/20/20 9:56:38 PM
#41
Honestly, I don't even remember having any thoughts on the one black kid in my grade back in elementary school other than having no clue how to pronounce his last name.
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TopicMario and Sonic who?
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05/20/20 9:11:49 PM
#8
How high do you gotta be to think a cat with a time-travelling vacuum could compete with Sonic, let alone Mario?
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TopicNASA scientists detect evidence of parallel universe where time runs backward
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05/20/20 9:06:23 PM
#24
They gotta come up with something big every now and then to justify their paychecks. Best part is 99% of people aren't 'qualified' to argue against them so nobody questions their findings.
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Topicwhy didn't obi wan just force heal
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05/16/20 12:43:25 AM
#10
ParanoidObsessive posted...
If I remember the scene, Qui-Gon's been stabbed for quite a while before Obi-Wan gets to him, and lightsabers cauterize wounds (which would potentially make it harder to heal), so it's entirely possible that he was already too far Qui-Gone by that point.

Plus, you know, Obi-Wan was barely out of Jedi school at that point. And it's been implied that different Jedi have different levels of skill with different aspects of the Force, so it's also entirely possible that Obi-Wan wasn't good enough to heal the amount of damage he would have needed to in order to save him.


Then there's Rey who was reading Kylo's mind not even a week after finding out Jedis were real and beating him in a lightsaber duel her first time wielding one (don't give me that crap about her having combat experience because fighting with a staff is far different from fighting with a what is essentially a sword with a weightless blade)
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TopicLevel scaling never made sense to me.
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05/15/20 8:58:11 PM
#15
WhinyZach posted...
BotW does it well. Keeps a mix of weaker/stronger enemies. You can see progress atleast.


The way it worked in BotW was based on how many enemies you've killed in general. Forget how exactly but it was something like every kill was worth a certain amount of 'points' (think up to 10 kills then it stopped) and at certain total point values stronger spawns/held weapons would unlock and spawn in place of the weaker ones (though certain spawn points are always the same or cap at a certain point I think?). Also the number of divine beasts freed only affects the spawns at the colosseum (though the bosses themselves are worth points). Basically if you stayed a pacifist for the most part you could probably beat the game without even seeing a black moblin.

loafy013 posted...
The worst version is what was done in Kingdoms of Amalur. Enemies in the region would become locked to whatever level you were at when you first entered it. So, if you are one of those people that explores around at the beginning while ignoring the main quest, congratulations. Due to your wandering, all enemies are now at level 5 for the rest of the game.

I remember that shit and didn't realize that til I had 2 areas left, made for some dull steamrolling later. Granted even on hard mode when I got to the final area I was still one-shotting entire groups with meteors outside of their aggro range >_>
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TopicHave horses ever been transported by plane?
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05/15/20 3:41:06 AM
#5
PikachuMaxwell posted...
Those Zebras had to get from Africa to other parts of the world somehow....


...boats?
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TopicKingdoms of Amalur needs a sequel.
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05/09/20 12:00:56 AM
#5
If they do make a sequel hopefully they make it play like a regular RPG instead of a single-player MMORPG. Also yeah it was WAY too easy. I was dealing insta-kill sneak attacks with meteors outside of the enemies' aggro range for fuck's sake.
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TopicImagine Steve Jobs reacting to the $600 wheels
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05/05/20 5:04:10 AM
#9
Smashingpmkns posted...
Lol how tf do they get away with this shit? Do Apple users not know that Home Depot exists?


You kidding? They think this is a bargain.
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TopicThere's a button and if you press it, Samus Aran will become real but....
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05/05/20 5:02:56 AM
#4
I'd smash the button, grab Rouge and Vanilla, and head for the nearest hotel.
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TopicImagine Steve Jobs reacting to the $600 wheels
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05/05/20 4:56:40 AM
#7
And people will defend this too I bet, just like they defend the $1000 monitor stand.
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TopicThey now added tax for plastic grocery bags in Sweden. More than doubled the pri
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05/05/20 4:45:26 AM
#11
81 cents a bag? Fucking christ man isn't it only like 5 cents a bag in California?
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Topicman wtf is up with today's poll
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05/05/20 4:01:24 AM
#12
I'm kinda surprised Persona is that high on the rankings. Nothing against it, never played it, just didn't know it was that popular. I figured Skyrim would be #1, but for GTA to be 4th behind even Final Fantasy? Really strange results.
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TopicSo why is the coronavirus a concern when over 99% of people don't have it?
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04/29/20 3:49:36 AM
#32
MartianManchild posted...
I dont get it.


You really dusted off an alt for THIS crap? Get some better material.
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Topic"Weirdest" food from every state
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04/29/20 3:45:33 AM
#20
Is sushirrito just regular sushi but not cut into individual bite sized pieces? Like it's just left as one long sushi? If so then what the hell is so weird about that?
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Topic"Weirdest" food from every state
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04/29/20 3:40:52 AM
#16
Sugar on snow isn't weird, that's just... well shit that's just depressing sounding >_> That's some kinda "collecting cans for recycling to buy food for the day"-level poverty dessert.

Also you must have some boring as fuck cuisine if your weirdest food is boiled peanuts.
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Topicwhy is Gamespot running a article telling us to read Bleach
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04/24/20 6:37:59 PM
#3
Probably trying to post articles related to current events. Even Trump is talking about bleach lately.
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TopicCan anyone versed in Zelda lore clarify something for me? *spoilers*
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04/22/20 1:42:34 AM
#28
LinkPizza posted...


Pretty sure. But it has been a while since I played the original. But I think you do...


Yeah in the original you're told it's too dangerous to go further or something like that and U-turns you out of there.
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TopicAnti-quarantine protestor holds "PROFIT OVER PEOPLE #MAGA2020" sign
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04/21/20 5:45:51 AM
#20
DaydreamRising posted...


She also spelled people "peaple"

There's also only 47 stars and 8 stripes on her flag... it just gets worse the longer you look at it.
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TopicPeople not understanding what an anniversary is
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04/21/20 3:56:51 AM
#14
imagine making an account just to make topics THIS dumb
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TopicWere you raised to be homophobic?
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04/21/20 3:11:43 AM
#18
I don't think my parents ever even mentioned homosexuality once while I was growing up. Not that they pretended it didn't exist mind you, it's just... well the subject just never came up lol. I honestly have no idea what their stance is on it. Any time some story in the news made some mention of it (gay pride/WBC-type protesters/etc) they never said a word one way or the other about it. Course they didn't really comment on the news much anyway unless it was something that actually affected them.
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TopicMom puts sign on her daughter's back because she's sick of being judged.
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04/15/20 2:44:10 PM
#2
I'm on her side but putting the sign on the kid's back is a little... *sigh* why not just change the wording and hang it on the side of the cart?
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Topic*playing Golden Sun*
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04/13/20 9:43:49 PM
#10
The first dungeon is confusing you? Jesus this is on the same level as that Cuphead reviewer.
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TopicFakku, Hentai publisher reveals the top tags of 2019 for the US
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04/10/20 5:56:12 PM
#12
Not surprised by California.
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TopicAnti-vaxxers on Twitter have gone raving mad
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04/10/20 4:47:39 PM
#26
Knowledge_King posted...

?? What are you even talking about. The only thing slightly controversial that I said was that if you didn't believe the numbers 100% it'd make sense. Because media's known to lie. Acceptance of healthy skepticism is not denial. Nowhere did I deny anything.


Key word there. Healthy skepticism, not tinfoil hat skepticism.
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TopicLex Luthor should get a movie like Joker did.
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04/08/20 6:58:36 AM
#34
Tyranthraxus posted...
Terry Crews


I'd pay to see him steal 40 cakes.
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Topiclol at this 55 year old man accidentally trolling a bunch of gaming nerds.
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04/06/20 9:30:31 PM
#3
fucking lol
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TopicPhilippines police shoot someone dead over coronavirus violation
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04/05/20 6:19:07 PM
#6
REMercsChamp posted...

Well it was all in the context of the coronavirus order. The guy got belligerent when he was told to wear a mask and then they shot him after he wouldn't calm down and comply.


Wouldn't calm down, attacked em with a scythe, what's the difference right?
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TopicPhilippines police shoot someone dead over coronavirus violation
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04/05/20 6:10:05 PM
#4
Veeeeery misleading title for that headline...

But the suspect got angry, uttering provoking words and eventually attacked the personnel using a scythe


Right out of their own damn article and they still try to make it sound like police are just shooting people for being outside.
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TopicI had no idea people actually like the dungeon parts of Zelda games
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04/04/20 8:05:41 AM
#36
DevsBro posted...

No, it's usually not. It's usually frustrating and stupid and hours of retracing the same rooms a million times trying to figure out where you saw whatever it is you were looking for.


If it takes you hours to solve a puzzle in a Zelda game that's your problem not the game's. Oracle of Ages admittedly had a bit of convoluted nonsense with the time travel junk I believe (been years since I played could be wrong), but any other Zelda? lol
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TopicI had no idea people actually like the dungeon parts of Zelda games
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04/04/20 12:39:16 AM
#26
DuranOfForcena posted...
i had no idea people actually like the platforming parts of Mario games

I know right, and can you believe some people like the shooting parts of Call of Duty?
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TopicGamespot gives RE3 remake a 6/10
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03/31/20 6:23:55 AM
#127
Kolibri X posted...
They cut a lot from this game. Its gonna be a disappoint like Doom Eternal.


Dude, I've never even played a single Doom game before and even I got hyped watching other people playing it.
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TopicVenezuelan President Is Charged in the U.S. With Drug Trafficking. Yikes.
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03/31/20 6:12:16 AM
#19
Proto_Spark posted...


15, 000, 000 USD is equal to 1,102,950,000,000 Venezuelan Bolivars

Sooo.... A Trillion dollars. According to a Bloomberg report (that needed some half-assed math), there's about 900 Million Bolivars in Venezuala currently in circulation. So the DOJ is offering a reward thats 1225.5x the value of the entirety of the Venezuelan economy.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-12-03/there-are-more-dollars-in-venezuela-now-than-there-are-bolivars


...that is hilarious
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TopicNieR Replicant remaster just announced
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03/30/20 2:28:05 AM
#59
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TopicNieR Replicant remaster just announced
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03/30/20 12:04:42 AM
#54
evilpresident posted...
Never forget that Nier gave the gaming world the most beautiful gift ever. Boar drifting.

https://youtu.be/9d1mFfFxiVw


of all music the could've gone with... they chose SNES Rainbow Road... why...
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TopicDo Nobel Prizes actually mean anything. Why did Obama get one in 2009?
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03/29/20 11:55:10 PM
#11
Turbam posted...
Nearly 10 years later and people are still crying about Obama getting the Nobel Prize


Probably cause he was nominated for it before he was even elected and had yet to do jack shit.
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TopicNieR Replicant remaster just announced
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03/29/20 4:21:55 AM
#39
evilpresident posted...
Hype! I would have preferred old man Nier but I sure as heck ain't complaining!!


Definitely, old man Nier actually looks like he spends all day, every day looking after his sick daughter. Anime Nier looks like he spends his time looking in the mirror.
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Topicgood family friendly sci-fi fantasy show?
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03/29/20 1:01:54 AM
#24
JOExHIGASHI posted...
stargate

andromeda

babylon 5

Honey I shrunk the kids


Just be careful with Stargate SG-1, the pilot episode may have full frontal nudity for a brief moment :P (can't remember the name but it premiered on one of those premium cable channels at first)
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TopicMarvel Introduced two new characters called ''Snowflake and Safespace''
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03/25/20 7:23:27 PM
#52
pegusus123456 posted...

That's exactly what happened. The guy in the video that revealed them said the characters are aware of the connotations of their name, but they're going to "take it back."


You don't undo negative connotations of words by blurring the lines between satire and reality.

pegusus123456 posted...

Snowflake is able to generate ice shurikens. Safespace can make shields, but he can only make them for other people.


Especially not with this sort of lame generic crap.
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