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TopicThe Poetry topic
AdrianBeterson
07/18/20 2:05:54 AM
#2
I tell her, "Now goin' pop that pussy for a real n****"
I already know that life is deep but I still dig her
N**** is jealous but really I could care less
I'm in hell's kitchen with an apron and a hair net
Devil on my shoulder, the lord as my witness
So on my Libra scale, I'm weighing sins and forgiveness
What goes around, comes around like a hula hoop
Karma is a bitch, well just make sure that bitch is beautiful
Life on the edge, I'm dangling my feet
I tried to pay attention but attention paid me

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TopicWhat tier would you rank Minnesota as a state?
AdrianBeterson
07/18/20 1:58:59 AM
#17
Any state that is not located next to an ocean is automatically a B or worse.

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Topic$50 million but 90% of your calories are from red meat.
AdrianBeterson
07/18/20 1:56:56 AM
#8
Sure, I'd do it easily. Vegetables hardly have any calories so realistically I could eat 1 steak for dinner and veggies for breakfast, lunch and snacks. Boom easy.

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Topic$50 million but 90% of your calories are from red meat.
AdrianBeterson
07/18/20 1:49:49 AM
#4
TopicHeal my back please CE
AdrianBeterson
07/17/20 9:59:30 PM
#8
Go to your primary care doctor/general practitioner. If you've got neither go to an urgent care clinic.

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TopicHeal my back please CE
AdrianBeterson
07/17/20 9:32:29 PM
#4
I'd get that checked out. If you're having numbing pain down your leg you might have a disc herniation or bone spurs.

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TopicGonna be living in a rural town for the next 3 months.
AdrianBeterson
07/17/20 4:38:48 PM
#1
Gonna be in Forks, WA for 3 months for work. Population is less than 4000. I heard they filmed Twilight there, but that's about it. Wtf am I going to do for the next 3 months?

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Topicwhat height is considered short and peen size that is small?
AdrianBeterson
07/17/20 4:36:09 PM
#9
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Translation: I'm taller than 6' but my penis is shorter than 7"

:3. Jk.
Actually, I'm shorter than 6' and my penis is shorter than 7".

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Topicwhat height is considered short and peen size that is small?
AdrianBeterson
07/17/20 4:30:26 PM
#3
RedWhiteBlue posted...
Generally under 6' is considered short

And under 7" is considered small
Agree with height, disagree with penis

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TopicWhich do you prefer, Extreme Heat or Extreme Cold?
AdrianBeterson
07/17/20 2:26:07 PM
#47
Those saying extreme colds, I assume you take cold showers?

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TopicThe difference between men and women.
AdrianBeterson
07/17/20 12:11:35 AM
#9
CelestialVoices posted...
girls:
is he cute?
what does he do?

guys:
is she hot?
tits???!!!
this is more accurate

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TopicUgly jealous karen confronts hot woman in a bikini and tries to shame her
AdrianBeterson
07/16/20 11:53:34 PM
#26
MabusIncarnate posted...
If you can bend over and someone can see your butthole, it's probably a bit too revealing for a public beach or lake.

au_gold posted...
Id eat the booty.


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TopicWoman i had sex with 3 weeks ago tested positive for gonorrhoea
AdrianBeterson
07/16/20 3:16:11 PM
#19
mech dragon posted...
How is herpes worse than gonorrhoea? Herpes is like the common cold of STI's.
Gonorrhea is treatable, herpes is forever

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TopicHonestly I've paid for it...
AdrianBeterson
07/16/20 3:11:29 PM
#8
TopicFirst fruit that comes to mind when you see the letter *P*?
AdrianBeterson
07/16/20 3:08:48 PM
#6
TopicGuy keeps trolling a Massachusetts Trumpist with Allah sign
AdrianBeterson
07/15/20 3:54:59 PM
#23
TopicWhat are the positives of this pandemic?
AdrianBeterson
07/15/20 12:50:24 PM
#3
TopicWhich pizza topping is your favorite?
AdrianBeterson
07/14/20 2:55:49 PM
#26
TopicWhich one of these is true (NFL)
AdrianBeterson
07/12/20 3:37:28 PM
#2
Given that Jimmy G was balling under Belichick's system, I'd say Bill's system is what works.

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TopicI've got this sneaking suspicion I'm gonna get stood up today
AdrianBeterson
07/12/20 3:35:20 PM
#23
jeffhardyb0yz posted...
@
LOL somebody been watching too much AMS
AMS?

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TopicI've got this sneaking suspicion I'm gonna get stood up today
AdrianBeterson
07/12/20 3:35:02 PM
#22
No_U_L7 posted...
This is exactly what I mean. You can't prove a negative. To take it to the extreme, thats like saying to a girl "you're not one of those serial killer girls thats gonna kill me?" And being happy that no girl has ever killed you yet. Thats simply not how correlation and causation works, its specious reasoning

And not to mention you probably don't have a decent enough sample size. Not meant as an insult, but let's assume this worked for you 20 times...thats still a very small sample

And then guys get stuck in their ways without understanding the methodology behind it, recommend it to others and that perpetuates the cycle

For the record, im not trying to tell you what to do. I'm saying you shouldn't give advice like that to other people without understanding the methodology behind it

When I offer advice as a dating expert, its because I understand the methodology and have a massive sample size
You can't exactly prove your point either. Unless you have a literature source behind your methodology?

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TopicI've got this sneaking suspicion I'm gonna get stood up today
AdrianBeterson
07/12/20 3:31:30 PM
#18
MrResetti posted...
Me until today
Point being, it's not being insecure when you want to make a point. You can either choose to protect your ego or avoid getting flaked on. You guys over complicate the simplest things way too much. Just communicate your wants in a playful, respectful way.

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TopicI've got this sneaking suspicion I'm gonna get stood up today
AdrianBeterson
07/12/20 3:27:05 PM
#16
MrResetti posted...
To be fair that text could come off as you having been flaked on before. I don't think I'd send it.
Who hasn't been flaked before?

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TopicI've got this sneaking suspicion I'm gonna get stood up today
AdrianBeterson
07/12/20 3:24:42 PM
#14
No_U_L7 posted...
Theres no discernible correlation though. All I'm saying is that in a vacuum that is a terrible text to send. As a dating coach I would never advocate sending that text, it will hurt someone's chances way more than help
Given that it has always worked, I will stick with what works over a dating coaches advice. No offense.

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TopicI've got this sneaking suspicion I'm gonna get stood up today
AdrianBeterson
07/12/20 3:22:53 PM
#13
MrResetti posted...
Homie don't play that
Lol it's up to you but I personally would give her the benefit of the doubt one time. If it happens again then yeah, delete and move on. Whatever date plan you make keep it simple

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TopicI've got this sneaking suspicion I'm gonna get stood up today
AdrianBeterson
07/12/20 3:18:56 PM
#10
No_U_L7 posted...
Lmao what terrible advice. All youre doing is subcommunicating insecurity and implying you've been flaked on a lot

This is why it cracks me up when this board thinks it gives good dating advice
That's never happened in my experience, in fact I've never been flaked on whenever I sent that text.

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TopicI've got this sneaking suspicion I'm gonna get stood up today
AdrianBeterson
07/12/20 3:18:15 PM
#8
MrResetti posted...
I asked for her number in person and she put it in my phone and has responded to me. I asked her out face to face.

Whatever man.
Well maybe she has a real reason? Doesn't hurt to give her the benefit of the doubt one time.

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TopicI've got this sneaking suspicion I'm gonna get stood up today
AdrianBeterson
07/12/20 3:11:49 PM
#3
100% method to prevent a girl from flaking on you.

Send her this text when you make first date plans:

"So you're not like one of those girls who flakes on dates, are you?"

Call her out on this with a bit of a tease early on. She will now have to respond by either blocking you (in which case, good riddance), or not flaking on you because you've shifted the responsibility onto her. She will also be stunned because no guy has ever said that to her.

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TopicEating ass is the best foreplay
AdrianBeterson
07/12/20 3:08:14 PM
#42
Depends on the girl tbqh. I'll eat her ass if she's my gf but I won't eat the ass of some girl I'm hooking up with

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TopicI want to date her
AdrianBeterson
07/12/20 11:15:50 AM
#6
Looks like a dude with the girl Snapchat filter on

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TopicSingle bros, your attitude towards COVID-19?
AdrianBeterson
07/12/20 12:11:12 AM
#5
No I'm not dating right now, and probably won't until after the vaccine comes out. I'm coping by jacking off.

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TopicScenario: Magic exists, and women are generally better at it than men are.
AdrianBeterson
07/11/20 7:04:50 PM
#4
yeah but who has the bigger penis?

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TopicYo what the fuck, Yugioh GX is actually hilarious??
AdrianBeterson
07/11/20 12:13:51 AM
#76
TopicSome of my accomplishments
AdrianBeterson
07/04/20 4:41:54 PM
#13
lincoln002 posted...
Its helped my communication tremendously. It has improved my ability to articulate myself and made me more mindful of what I say to people(in person, I need to work on how I communicate on this forum for instance). I'm not sure if it has helped me be more positive, but I am definitely a better person than I used to be when I cursed.
I like this. I need to try this too.

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TopicHow many trump supporters do you guys think are on this board
AdrianBeterson
07/04/20 10:37:09 AM
#3
TopicWhy Do CATS STARE at US? 5 Reasons
AdrianBeterson
07/04/20 10:31:45 AM
#14
Topic"Piccolo is such a better dad to Gohan"
AdrianBeterson
06/28/20 2:46:50 PM
#4
He watched over Gohan the whole time though. Even gave him an apple once when he couldn't find food.

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TopicWho will you vote for in the 2024 election
AdrianBeterson
06/23/20 10:03:58 PM
#4
TopicAll these protestors and rioters better actually vote
AdrianBeterson
06/15/20 12:40:50 AM
#21
They will probably tweet or like their favorite politician on Facebook instead.

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TopicCoachella is CANCELLED.
AdrianBeterson
06/09/20 11:50:09 PM
#10
Time for an explosion of #takemeback posts from basic bitches to flood social media soon.

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TopicSo why is the KKK not deemed a terrorist group?
AdrianBeterson
06/09/20 11:45:30 PM
#18
Because they're white people.

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TopicMen with no game who got a lady, they just lucky?
AdrianBeterson
06/09/20 9:45:04 PM
#14
Ask yourself this question, why would a woman want to date me?

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TopicYou ready for the Last of Us 2?
AdrianBeterson
06/09/20 9:43:23 PM
#7
No. The leaks and lack of MP killed the game for me.

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TopicBeen gaining weight incredibly fast. Quarantine, beer, and middle age.
AdrianBeterson
06/09/20 9:33:52 AM
#17
MI4 REAL posted...
Average 42 week
There you go. Thats a fuck ton of empty calories and carbs youre consuming weekly.

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TopicThe perfect girl, but she is 20 and you are 40.
AdrianBeterson
06/09/20 9:32:52 AM
#25
Of course.

And to anyone arguing about the walking credit card, this right here is a perfect transaction where we both get what we want. I get youth, beauty, and someone healthy to bear my future children while she gets a lifetime of money, security and stability. I dont see anything wrong with that.

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TopicBeen gaining weight incredibly fast. Quarantine, beer, and middle age.
AdrianBeterson
06/09/20 9:30:02 AM
#8
How much beer? Daily?

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TopicIt's easy for fat girls to be cute af.
AdrianBeterson
06/08/20 11:08:34 PM
#19
Pus_N_Pecans posted...
This is very true. People are obsessed with women's bodies in general, but I think heavier girls have it harder than most.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sqXosXzpbY

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TopicIt's easy for fat girls to be cute af.
AdrianBeterson
06/08/20 11:03:50 PM
#12
CalypsoDoom posted...
Fat guys arent treated like shit because theyre fat. Women are.
What kind of bullshit is this?

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