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Topic@Haprie and I are getting a PET BIRD
treewojima
05/26/20 3:19:26 PM
#28
true love
TopicI hated the song My Humps by the Black Eyed Peas with a passion growing up
treewojima
05/26/20 8:29:36 AM
#4
My lovely lady lumps
TopicI might be making a community board for leftist politics and academia
treewojima
05/26/20 7:53:34 AM
#76
MarqueeSeries posted...
I align closely with the ideals of anarcho syndicalism

solidarity, brother
TopicI might be making a community board for leftist politics and academia
treewojima
05/26/20 7:31:26 AM
#74
this Keith guy seems a little buttflustered
TopicWhat do you think of this computer repair shop logo?
treewojima
05/25/20 9:54:14 PM
#8
DuranOfForcena posted...
that's a penis
TopicWill eating half a water melon make me fat?
treewojima
05/25/20 3:47:48 PM
#2
It's all fructose, but not enough to be really unhealthy

If anything you'll just shit liquid
TopicPost your experiences with black girls.
treewojima
05/25/20 3:45:18 PM
#11
Banged my fair share. They're just like any other woman
Topichey americans please explain
treewojima
05/25/20 3:17:40 PM
#78
DeathDeathSong posted...
pretty sure this isnt an american thing, but more specifically, ah, a certain majority demographic of americans

The same people that like to eat their rice with mayonnaise
Topichey americans please explain
treewojima
05/25/20 11:53:26 AM
#31
Prismsblade posted...
Houston posted...
Why make fun of the kids for wanting to take a task seriously and be patriotic?
Its hip, young and cool now becuase we're in times of peace. So nobody sees the big deal. As soon as shit the fan though their tunes will change very quick. I bet money on that.

lol, people have been mocking excessive or faux patriotism for decades

any meaning the flag has quickly disappears when there are fifty of them flying in chintzy used car lots as some strange appeal to nationalism as a marketing technique
Topichey americans please explain
treewojima
05/25/20 11:35:09 AM
#20
it's actually a federal law, but it's not enforced on the general public because "desecrating" the flag is considered protected free speech

I could lay the flag on the ground and take a watery shit on it and not get in trouble
TopicI gave my tenant the heads up about a rent increase...
treewojima
05/25/20 9:54:50 AM
#11
Austin_Era topic
TopicMagnum Revolver vs Double-barrel Shotgun
treewojima
05/25/20 6:18:56 AM
#10
Pancake posted...
thing is once you get like ten feet away from the shotgun it won't even hurt, it's like being pelted with small rocks thrown by a weak-type pokemon.

the magnum has infinite range and will one-shot at distance

this guy
TopicStar Trek. TNG vs DS9. Which was better?
treewojima
05/23/20 8:10:29 PM
#10
Yeah, it's not like DS9 went straight "Star Trek: Picard" or anything, it was still a very optimistic view. I just meant that it delved into the things that traditional Trek would have skirted around.
TopicStar Trek. TNG vs DS9. Which was better?
treewojima
05/23/20 8:05:42 PM
#8
nevershine posted...
I liked both about the same, but preferred Picard over Sisko.

This is pretty much where I fall tbh. Both are great, but Sisko can never match Picard in both acting talent and character.
TopicStar Trek. TNG vs DS9. Which was better?
treewojima
05/23/20 7:58:18 PM
#1
Make your choice.


Which was the better Trek? TNG was more true to Roddenberry's ideas, but DS9 explored the darker side of the ramifications of a Trek universe.
TopicUS states redrawn by equal population. What state you livin in now boyz?
treewojima
05/23/20 3:09:49 PM
#37
Washington represent
TopicTrump is golfing today
treewojima
05/23/20 3:07:40 PM
#36
LeperMessiahXX posted...
Parappa09 posted...
<img src="" />

Is it me, or did they draw him a tiny little penis?

Upon further examination, yes, yes they did
TopicTrump is golfing today
treewojima
05/23/20 1:22:46 PM
#19
I live in Sterling, VA, and it rained all last night. Humid as fuck all morning, and it's still humid now and 80 degrees. Why you'd want to golf in this weather, I don't know. The grass would be wet and soggy and your clothes would be sticking to your skin.
Topiccan we get a sex topic going
treewojima
05/23/20 1:12:22 PM
#65
mulch in the bag is warm and moist though. i don't blame you for giving in to your urges
TopicIt's time I reintroduce you to Mr. Boop, starring Alec, Betty, Bugs, and Peter
treewojima
05/23/20 1:10:44 PM
#429
He's wearing a schoolgirl uniform and she's wearing a gimp suit

This is amazing
TopicMy work still uses an old PBX business phone system, and its age is showing.
treewojima
05/23/20 11:56:53 AM
#1
It's about as modern as it can be without being a proper VoIP system, and it still runs off of standard telephone lines. We have all the normal stuff like extensions and intercoms and individual voicemails, but lately it's been extra glitchy. If it bugs out and does a hard system reset, we lose the ability to dial out of our area code (which is a big problem, because we do a lot of interstate business over the phone).

I'm gonna file a ticket with IT, but I doubt they'll do anything other than fix the problem. Lord knows corporate doesn't want to spend the money to rewire the place for VoIP, even though it'd be far more reliable.
TopicForest Temple is the creepiest dungeon of all time.
treewojima
05/23/20 9:40:56 AM
#11
Gamerguymass posted...
ThePieReborn posted...
I'll be straight, only reason I would want a remade OoT would be for a non-MIDI version of the Forest Temple theme to yar-har-har from the OST.

The problem with this though is they wouldn't have the original Fire Temple music that was apparently praising Allah in Arabic. No one even knew about this until like 15 years after the game came out. But having heard the music that replaced it the original is so much better.

*hugs original OoT cartridge*
TopicGonna finally watch blade runner, see if its any good
treewojima
05/23/20 8:45:25 AM
#8
Final Cut is the director's ultimate version. Don't watch the theatrical until after you see that one, unless you're in the mood for a shitty voiceover that the producers added last second because they thought us dumb moviegoers would be "confused"
TopicThis Russian girl I met through BJJ class randomly confessed the other day to
treewojima
05/23/20 8:23:41 AM
#3
Russians are Asian, so you're only half cheating
TopicRepublican nominee for Senate in Oregon is a big Qanon believer
treewojima
05/22/20 4:35:32 PM
#8
NeilDuckmann posted...
Shed have my vote if I lived in Oregon, but Oregon doesnt take kindly to Asians like myself. See Andy Ngo.

Found the new SMAL alt. Update your ignore lists appropriately.
TopicI used to not mind AC/DC, but now I actively dislike them.
treewojima
05/22/20 12:31:44 PM
#1
They get played pretty frequently by the technicians out in the shop, and one song in particular drills through the walls into my ears: the horrid screeching of the bagpipe solo from "It's a Long Way to the Top".

Fuck. That. Song.

Fuck. AC. DC.
Topictiny chad is in my dms, ce. and he's not so tiny anymore!
treewojima
05/21/20 4:27:20 PM
#120
Harpie posted...
Fair assumption, but I'm not sure about that. I know he has a thing for girls getting themselves off, and I'm 50/50 on whether or not he is a closet foot fetishist

well if you haven't been able to get yourself off in the past, I have a feeling Mr. Tiny Chad With The Weird Religious And Bigoted Views And Sexual Reluctance won't help
Topictiny chad is in my dms, ce. and he's not so tiny anymore!
treewojima
05/21/20 12:28:14 PM
#82
VVALLBOUNCE posted...
This topic should really be a bit of a wakeup call to any simps who happen to be reading.

If a girl does not find you physically attractive, you have zero chance from the beginning regardless of what you do or say, regardless of any persistence, etc.

If a girl finds you physically attractive, a few fire emojis can sometimes be all it takes to get her ready and willing to smash.

The lesson to be learned for guys here is, dont waste your time pursuing. Any time a girl actually wants you, pursuit is not necessary. One of my best friends I cant even hang out with anymore because he is completely glued to his phone, texting girls who dont want him. Wish I could get this through his head.

lol this guy
Topictiny chad is in my dms, ce. and he's not so tiny anymore!
treewojima
05/21/20 12:14:55 PM
#78
yeah, he sounds like he's not worth the hassle, especially if he won't put out because of his beliefs

work on your self esteem instead, you deserve to love yourself, especially given the amazing progress you've made both physically and in life
TopicDeclawing cats is inhumane af
treewojima
05/21/20 9:56:25 AM
#15
Tropicalwood posted...
Besides. Domestic animals don't really need their claws, it's counter productive to have them in the case of dogs.

Yawn. Try harder.
Topici had a dream that some guy licked my foot and then ran away
treewojima
05/21/20 8:45:48 AM
#36
vegys can lick too
TopicSaw a Prius with the bumper sticker "not a liberal...
treewojima
05/20/20 8:07:29 PM
#44
DevsBro posted...
"My governor is an idiot, not a liberal."

I can't even figure out what that's supposed to mean. Maybe it's two separate bumper stickers that for whatever reason this guy decided to line up perfectly?

Two separate stickers, you can see a gap in the window between them. Our current governor is a Democrat, as was the last one.

He probably lined them up so he had enough room to see through his rear window
TopicSaw a Prius with the bumper sticker "not a liberal...
treewojima
05/20/20 3:38:42 PM
#12
RedWhiteBlue posted...
It's strange how whenever I see multiple bumper stickers, it's always some far right political stuff.

Pretty much. Here's one I saw in my town:

https://i.imgur.com/dWFVkNm.jpg
Topicthis asian girl from england I'm talking too just called me daddy
treewojima
05/20/20 3:34:36 PM
#11
soulunison2 posted...
isreal girl was Gone a long time ago lol

Shucks, she let you eat da booty

soulunison2 posted...
shes decently shaped but her boobs are pretty big I like that she has a giant husky

Keeper

soulunison2 posted...
CreepySmile posted...

What accent she got?

english

FUCKING KEEPER
Topicthis asian girl from england I'm talking too just called me daddy
treewojima
05/20/20 3:18:42 PM
#6
Ocron83 posted...
treewojima posted...
does she like it in the booty?

how does Israeli girl feel about it?
Israel is in Asia

Yeah yeah, but he knows who I'm talking about, and I'm assuming this one is a new girl
Topicthis asian girl from england I'm talking too just called me daddy
treewojima
05/20/20 3:14:39 PM
#4
does she like it in the booty?

how does Israeli girl feel about it?
TopicThrough a series of obstacles my machine is now pretty unstartable for others
treewojima
05/20/20 8:09:15 AM
#15
I wouldn't trust BitLocker with anything I really didn't want falling into the wrong hands (i.e. the government). Good luck cracking that password though, unless they get to you while the machine has still recently run and dump the contents of memory before it purges

Also, needs more big red emergency "blank the hard drive" buttons
TopicIn your opinion what is hotter, cleavage or upskirt
treewojima
05/20/20 6:42:56 AM
#23
Intentional upskirt > cleavage >>>>>> creepshots
TopicCurrent Events, I am unable to understand trains people
treewojima
05/20/20 6:41:05 AM
#4
Reis posted...
you know what they say about girls who like trains

They've got a big caboose?
TopicPolice beat black mother and adult son for returning a TV.
treewojima
05/20/20 6:30:22 AM
#56
Don't respond to toyota's thinly veiled shitposting

or that other dude with a 17 year old account that just backed him up
TopicOldest un-opened wine bottle in the world
treewojima
05/20/20 6:01:08 AM
#29
Smashingpmkns posted...
This reminds me of that time, I think it was the Antique Roadshow guy, where he drank from a 200+ year old container of wine or whiskey and it ended up being a jar of piss+other bodily fluids+ hair lmao

... I need to see this
Topic"FUCK Hitler" - head of PR at German football club!
treewojima
05/20/20 5:55:07 AM
#2
I love the dig at Thatcher lol
TopicLol, Trump won't have a ceremony for the unveiling of Obama's portrait in the WH
treewojima
05/19/20 1:42:33 PM
#35
You're not really playing Devil's advocate though, you're playing baby's advocate lol
TopicWorst type of driving?
treewojima
05/19/20 12:45:59 PM
#20
Driving the Appalachian backroads across the mountains in western VA was terrifying. Narrow roads, no guard rails, and locals that speed (usually in oversized pickups)

Views were breathtaking though. I had a good set of pictures when I crossed over the mountains from the valley in Luray into the back way into Edinburgh
TopicLooks like the curve in Texas is no longer flattened... Cases going back up
treewojima
05/19/20 12:32:44 PM
#18
AngelsNAirwav3s posted...
New York didn't even get overrun though

um, yes they did

they literally had to set up temporary overflow facilities
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