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TopicWhere my quarantined Missouri peeps at?
DarthDemented
03/27/20 9:11:27 PM
#6
Second day: according to people of FB people still aren't getting the hint and just going about their day like it doesn't apply to them.

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TopicWhy Coronavirus May Be a Good Thing
DarthDemented
03/26/20 11:03:15 PM
#5
Dammit Karen

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TopicWhere my quarantined Missouri peeps at?
DarthDemented
03/26/20 10:08:08 PM
#5
First day down...from what I've been hearing on FB the stay at home order didn't work for shit. Springfield was busy as shit like normal and people pretty much treating it like they were on vacation.

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TopicFlorida Woman Yells Go Donald Trump! After Buying Out Store's Toilet Paper.
DarthDemented
03/26/20 12:21:04 PM
#19
ExtremeLuchador posted...
What are they supposed to do?
Literally excercise their right to limit quantities per customer. You know...like everyone else is doing...which according to the response from corporate there was a limit that store was suppose to impose but didn't

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TopicIf anyone wants to make masks for their local health care peeps
DarthDemented
03/25/20 11:53:14 PM
#1
https://www.coxhealth.com/innovation/masks/

For anyone handy with a needle or sewing machine.

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TopicWhere my quarantined Missouri peeps at?
DarthDemented
03/25/20 5:39:37 PM
#3
Perhaps. Practice your ninja skills and go check then report back

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TopicWhere my quarantined Missouri peeps at?
DarthDemented
03/25/20 4:22:51 PM
#1
About 8 and a half hours Springfield and most of the surrounding area is going to be going on lockdown. Let's party! You know...in our own spaces that is...

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TopicBoomer: "Why don't we shut down the country every flu season"
DarthDemented
03/25/20 1:48:29 PM
#9
My mom would qualify as a Boomer and she gets it

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TopicStay at home order issued for my city...w/ lots of exceptions lol
DarthDemented
03/24/20 7:34:12 PM
#16
KinjiMuto_3 posted...
... why its standard in even ridiculously small apartments isn't it???
Nope. Some of the cheaper and older apartments don't have a washer and dryer hookup.

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TopicWell Springfield, mo is gonna be under a stay at home order
DarthDemented
03/24/20 5:22:17 PM
#1
https://www.ky3.com/content/news/WATCH-LIVE-3-pm-Springfield-Greene-County-leaders-discuss-LATEST-on-COVID-19-crisis-569065341.html

According to the article my county is next to discuss/vote for it. Good times y'all. Good times. I'm an essential so I don't have too much to worry about work wise but still it does suck.

Edit: well nevermind they went ahead and did it.

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TopicPeople are lined up outside and we don't open for another hour.
DarthDemented
03/24/20 9:34:16 AM
#160
Byakuren posted...
We could cut up and grind every single piece of meat that comes in and it still wouldn't be enough for every customer that wants some

I know their frustration but thankfully I haven't had and unruly customers getting mad when we don't have any out there
I haven't either. I'm actually kinda grateful I get to go work a store in a much smaller town today. Hopefully less people losing their damn minds.

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TopicBy 2021, USA will be indistinguishable from the movie Demolition Man
DarthDemented
03/24/20 9:32:15 AM
#6
Sweet! I wanna learn the three seashells

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TopicWouldn't it be dope if the world of FFX was real
DarthDemented
03/23/20 5:20:30 PM
#12
So we can all grow up to be blitz balls?

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TopicPeople are lined up outside and we don't open for another hour.
DarthDemented
03/21/20 11:22:03 AM
#133
shockthemonkey posted...
Wegmans is also giving people an extra $2/hr apparently

Lucky. We ain't getting shit where I work.

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TopicSouthwest Missouri about to get hammered with Covid
DarthDemented
03/20/20 1:55:44 AM
#23
UnholyMudcrab posted...
I live in Springfield, but I got out of town for a while to stay with my mom. We all knew exactly what would happen if they held those services, and they did it anyway.
Hello town neighbor

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TopicSouthwest Missouri about to get hammered with Covid
DarthDemented
03/20/20 1:50:24 AM
#21
Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
Didn't realize we had so many Missourians here
We're coming out of the woodwork homie!

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TopicSouthwest Missouri about to get hammered with Covid
DarthDemented
03/20/20 1:26:46 AM
#14
That happened where I live. I can literally see that church outside my door. I don't go there thankfully. I hate megachurches as they are. Greedy for profit bullshit that spits in the face of our Lord.

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TopicHow long until we'll be able to stop social distancing and resume normal life?
DarthDemented
03/19/20 12:25:38 AM
#8
Never again. We'll all enjoy everyone leaving us the fuck alone and just won't be able to go back.

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Topicwhat needs to change in American culture once this pandemic is over?
DarthDemented
03/19/20 12:13:28 AM
#11
Moar buttseckz!

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TopicAnd now there's two new covid-19 cases near me
DarthDemented
03/19/20 12:09:10 AM
#1
https://www.ky3.com/content/news/Christian-County-health-leaders-confirm-first-2-cases-of-COVID-19-568917561.html

Great. Can't wait to hear what the "more information" is. Hopefully I don't have to self-quarentine

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TopicI don't know which one in tired of hearing on TV
DarthDemented
03/17/20 2:29:01 AM
#1
Corona virus or that damn kazoo commercial

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TopicI asked my dad for toilet paper for Christmas.
DarthDemented
03/17/20 2:28:25 AM
#2
Did you drop some pretty big hints?

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TopicHoly crap, my grocery store is picked clean
DarthDemented
03/17/20 12:13:04 AM
#7
I work in one. We've been picked over but our supplier is keeping up.

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Topichow are you supposed to pay your bills and rent if you can't work
DarthDemented
03/16/20 10:11:40 PM
#10
Hope that American banks and landlords follow the other countries in suspending mortgages/rent? Hahahaha who am I kidding. They won't do that.

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TopicHave you beaten Resident Evil 4?
DarthDemented
03/16/20 10:10:16 PM
#7
Many moons ago

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TopicDo you think the coronavirus is the biggest news story in your lifetime?
DarthDemented
03/16/20 10:09:16 PM
#87
Far from it.

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TopicAmericans, is it unethical/selfish to go out unnecessarily amid the pandemic?
DarthDemented
03/16/20 5:49:34 PM
#11
Zikten posted...
people going out just for fun are putting the entire community at risk
How so? If they're not infected then what does it matter?

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TopicSo when's the last time that you left your home?
DarthDemented
03/16/20 5:47:38 PM
#7
About 830 this morning. My money ain't gonna make itself.

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TopicGot a call from my son's school. Extended spring break for him.
DarthDemented
03/16/20 5:45:58 PM
#6
Better not try to do online classes for that week. He's the kind that gets distracted and ends up on YouTube.

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TopicHow do you get away with being brutally honest?
DarthDemented
03/16/20 5:45:02 PM
#7
You do it by giving no fucks.

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TopicGot a call from my son's school. Extended spring break for him.
DarthDemented
03/16/20 5:43:32 PM
#1
Goes back in April.

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TopicShadow the Hedgehog was a seriously underrated game
DarthDemented
03/16/20 3:13:21 PM
#60
Played as a straight Sonic game it isn't that bad.

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TopicPeople are lined up outside and we don't open for another hour.
DarthDemented
03/16/20 10:14:54 AM
#85
Grocery store meat man here. Can confirm. About to face another day of it.

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TopicSuddenly my D drive only works in Safe Mode.
DarthDemented
03/14/20 11:03:42 PM
#14
*didn't read anything in the topic*

They make little blue pills for that...

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TopicMan why isn't Rise of Skywalker on Disney Plus yet?
DarthDemented
03/14/20 11:02:51 PM
#15
I Like Toast posted...
Then you'd watch the ot and rogue one.
Or anything I damn well please. There's that option too.

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TopicMan why isn't Rise of Skywalker on Disney Plus yet?
DarthDemented
03/14/20 10:57:05 PM
#13
Guy_Fieri posted...
Maybe TC likes rushed storylines, terrible dialogue, and plot holes.
Or, like me, doesn't really give a shit and just enjoys star wars movies?

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TopicWhy is the best ice cream Cookies and Cream?
DarthDemented
03/14/20 12:22:59 AM
#21
You misspelled chocolate moose tracks

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TopicGo to sleep you heathens!
DarthDemented
03/13/20 10:10:08 AM
#9
Foppe posted...
Magnets.
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TopicGo to sleep you heathens!
DarthDemented
03/13/20 4:35:23 AM
#1
You have school tomorrow!

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Topicce what do you want from the store?
DarthDemented
03/13/20 4:11:09 AM
#12
World's biggest butt plug
55 gallon drum of KY
Couple of hookers to try it out

I can honestly say I've added that to a shopping list and "forgot it" in the cart when I put it away.

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TopicColbert is weird tonight
DarthDemented
03/13/20 4:09:46 AM
#5
Zikten posted...
For some reason James Corden still has an audience. I wonder why he didnt comply with the rule like Colbert did
Different taping to air schedule?

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TopicGrocery stores are off the hook right now
DarthDemented
03/12/20 9:04:20 PM
#4
Am a meat shop employee. Can confirm. Ran all the back stock that was cut today and it was mostly gone by the time I left.

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Topichey. fuck you buddy
DarthDemented
03/11/20 9:51:19 PM
#10
I'm not your pal, Chum!

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TopicI'm a mom so my kiddos come first.
DarthDemented
03/11/20 3:51:24 PM
#9
I farted...

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Topic1990s internet nostalgia topic.
DarthDemented
03/10/20 11:46:16 AM
#18
Spooking posted...
I don't know about forums, but chat rooms (if you had AOL) were a fucking mess. Especially when people had punters or tools.
Or the fact that in AOL chatrooms you could activate the "voice". A good trollolololol would consist of making the chat say "welcome" and "you've got mail" ad nauseum. That's why you needed those punters.

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Topic1990s internet nostalgia topic.
DarthDemented
03/10/20 11:17:38 AM
#8
Try to sign in to AOL...shit it's busy...try again...shit it's busy...*12 hours later*...try again... SUCCESS! DAMMIT! DISCONNECTED!

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TopicWhat do I need to do to steal Mary Elizabeth-Winstead from Ewan McGregor?
DarthDemented
03/10/20 11:15:22 AM
#12
Pick up another pathetic life form

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TopicWould you stop being lazy and rip your own farts?
DarthDemented
03/10/20 11:11:29 AM
#1
Especially when I'm in the shower! Dammit stop transferring your farts to my ass to be ripped for you!

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TopicWould you ever do a MMF threesome?
DarthDemented
03/09/20 10:40:41 PM
#31
Wii_Shaker posted...
Yes and have. Good times :)
Same. Real good times.

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