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TopicIt's my day off and I think "I'm gonna sleep in today!"
DarthDemented
05/09/20 8:37:12 PM
#19
I'm old enough that I can't sleep in very late. My whole body gets so stiff and painful it wakes me up and I have to get out of bed because no matter how I lay it just won't stop

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TopicWould you stop FARTING!
DarthDemented
05/09/20 4:03:55 PM
#12
KillerKhan420 posted...
There's the bathroom you disgusting kid. That's what they were made for. What'd really piss me off if I'm eating. Like get the fuck away from the table.
Ikr? There's a time and place where it's appropriate to fart around others.

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TopicWould you stop FARTING!
DarthDemented
05/09/20 3:05:34 PM
#1
Geez, wtf is wrong with you? What died in your ass?

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TopicTwo McDonald's employee shot after telling customers dining room was closed
DarthDemented
05/07/20 2:49:10 AM
#17
The only reason we were given the right to bear arms and militia was to overthrow tyrannical governments. Our fore fathers had the foresight to see that the power of government would eventually corrupt and it would no longer be for the people. You know...like it is now.

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Topicmy thoughts after having a newborn for one week
DarthDemented
05/07/20 12:16:18 AM
#42
Romulox28 posted...
how the fuck do people handle this
One day at a time my friend.

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TopicAround 10-15 mins ago i heard inhuman coughing right outside our house (serious)
DarthDemented
05/07/20 12:15:47 AM
#10
Squall28 posted...
Are you telling me we knew what the fox said all this time?
Damn skippy

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TopicQuestion about Final Fantasy VIII (maybe spoilers)
DarthDemented
05/06/20 1:59:12 AM
#2
Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
Did Laguna and Julia have sex?
Possibly. It's hinted that Squall is Laguna and Julia's kid. Or at least that's what the fandom wants to think anyway since I don't think it's ever bluntly said.

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TopicReplaying the PS2 Bond games, starting with 007: Agent Under Fire >_>
DarthDemented
05/05/20 10:15:09 PM
#18
lilORANG posted...
Everything or Nothing is best Bond song.
Best Bond game for that era too.

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TopicIf your state opens up, what is the not-stupid thing you should do in response?
DarthDemented
05/05/20 4:55:09 PM
#17
Fart loudly

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TopicDaniel Radcliff reads the first chapter of sorcerer's stone
DarthDemented
05/05/20 4:39:00 PM
#1
https://www.wizardingworld.com/chapters/reading-the-boy-who-lived

Shits and grins y'all, shits and grins

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TopicRealistically, what can the government do to keep people at home?
DarthDemented
05/04/20 1:17:23 PM
#2
Cause all sorts of shit by declaring martial law. That'd go over like a lead balloon.

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TopicWanna buy some death sticks?
DarthDemented
05/01/20 8:28:18 PM
#23
Scotty_Rogers posted...
You ought to go home and rethink your life.
Not this time Satan

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TopicSam Lloyd has passed away(Ted from Scrubs)
DarthDemented
05/01/20 8:21:50 PM
#18
Bluebomber182 posted...
oh shit i feel bad now. they do look alike

rip to him regardless
Well shit then he's not free of kelso's tyranny?

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TopicWanna buy some death sticks?
DarthDemented
05/01/20 8:19:50 PM
#20
Crono99 posted...
*drinks lightsaber*
Kinky...

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TopicWanna buy some death sticks?
DarthDemented
05/01/20 8:14:23 PM
#17
BuckVanHammer posted...
i like a cigar once a year. they murder my sinuses, but go real well with some whiskey...
Oh damn it's been sooooo long since I last had a cigar. Then again I haven't had any access to a Cuban so why bother?

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TopicSam Lloyd has passed away(Ted from Scrubs)
DarthDemented
05/01/20 7:50:47 PM
#3
Ivany2008 posted...
Man.... what a horrible thing to hear. I loved him on Scrubs.
Awwww now I'm deeeaaaad!

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TopicWanna buy some death sticks?
DarthDemented
05/01/20 7:49:47 PM
#12
DuranOfForcena posted...
literally Sleazebaggano
But you're gonna buy death sticks right?

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TopicWanna buy some death sticks?
DarthDemented
05/01/20 7:38:01 PM
#10
Christian RULES posted...
No, you don't.
You sure I don't?

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TopicWanna buy some death sticks?
DarthDemented
05/01/20 7:37:24 PM
#9
malenz posted...
b7: Illegal activities
I'll illegal activities you!

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TopicWanna buy some death sticks?
DarthDemented
05/01/20 7:36:39 PM
#5
Christian RULES posted...
You don't want to sell me death sticks.
Yes I do

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TopicWanna buy some death sticks?
DarthDemented
05/01/20 7:33:16 PM
#1
Well?

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TopicSome body said this about Thano's snap (spoilers)
DarthDemented
04/30/20 12:53:36 PM
#7
ncsonic posted...
Sounds way better and more sympathetic, even girls would like that story
Too bad they took care of madam death in Ragnarok.

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TopicAnyone have a hard time playing single player games, like its a waste of time
DarthDemented
04/29/20 12:40:12 AM
#22
I always play single player. Multiplayer gets you those people who have made the game their freaking life and they make it no fun.

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TopicThe best/saddest Scrubs moment ITT *spoilers*
DarthDemented
04/29/20 12:34:58 AM
#6
SuperExcitebike posted...
My Lunch hit pretty hard at the time before that song was synonymous with medical dramas


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TopicAre there any game heroes who have a healthy relationship with their parents?
DarthDemented
04/28/20 4:03:38 PM
#26
Lloyd's father in tales of Symphonia.

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TopicWho is stronger physically: Jason Voorhees, the Predator or the Terminator?
DarthDemented
04/27/20 2:09:16 AM
#19
My ass

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TopicDon't we need to stay locked down until there's a vaccine?
DarthDemented
04/26/20 10:19:12 PM
#19
My house is full of farts because of lockdown

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Topicadd "anal" to the title of a song you like
DarthDemented
04/26/20 9:58:05 PM
#194
I write sins not anal tragedies

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TopicHow good is a Martini?
DarthDemented
04/26/20 1:59:25 AM
#13
Fucking delicious

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TopicSo piece of shit trump was being sarcastic about injecting disinfectant into
DarthDemented
04/25/20 11:17:11 AM
#25
LightHawKnight posted...
You think trumpers are not?

Ving_Rhames posted...
He wasnt being sarcastic. Everyone clearly saw him seriously talk at and direct several questions about injections and sunlight at the doctor. Americans would be completely fucking brain dead to actually believe the sarcasm angle here.


We're talking about the same people that just yesterday caused news stories about actual ingestion of disinfectants in NY


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TopicEver break a hole in your cup of noodle with your spoon and burn your pecker?
DarthDemented
04/24/20 11:29:47 PM
#24
All kinds of pecker up in here

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TopicHong Kong TV Stations reporting that Kim Jong Un has died
DarthDemented
04/24/20 11:14:02 PM
#28
solosnake posted...
what happened, was it the rona?
Yes but they'll never admit it. BTW were those claims that he ordered anyone who tested positive for the Rona to be shot? I never heard a yes or no on that.

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TopicLast game you played on a lower difficulty than normal?
DarthDemented
04/24/20 10:58:22 PM
#35
Been a really long time actually. I grew up in a time where easy difficulty wouldn't let you play the whole game or didnt get the character ending in a fighting game

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TopicThere is people who actually drank disinfectant (I just can't anymore)
DarthDemented
04/24/20 9:43:34 PM
#31
Sounds like the fish tank cleaner couple

https://www.bbc.com/news/52012242

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TopicMorning sex just seems so fucking disgusting
DarthDemented
04/24/20 5:37:26 PM
#23
Oh get over it

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TopicEver break a hole in your cup of noodle with your spoon and burn your pecker?
DarthDemented
04/23/20 8:33:29 PM
#11
Mr_Karate_II posted...
Did you really just say pecker? What is this, middle school?
I'm 36 and sometimes use it for a personal chuckle. I'm the only one finding it funny but I don't really give a fuck. PECKER!

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TopicDo you laugh out loud when you see the number 69?
DarthDemented
04/23/20 4:08:32 AM
#10
Not really. Chuckle to myself, share a stupid joke with a friend, then that's about it

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TopicIs it just my nostalgia acting up, or was Super Mario Land a really solid title?
DarthDemented
04/22/20 9:06:42 PM
#11
Nostalgia acting up. Don't get me wrong I played the shit out of it when I was 7 but compared to a console title at the time it wasn't the same.

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TopicWhy did Liberal Twitter accounts remove #MeToo after Joe Biden was accused
DarthDemented
04/22/20 8:04:32 PM
#9
divot1338 posted...
How is that even possible?
Not logging in much or complete disregard for the ToS? I vote for alternate account that isn't used much.

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TopicYour unpopular tv/movie opinions
DarthDemented
04/22/20 8:02:43 PM
#48
Even though 24 pretty much followed the same formula through its entire run I still love the shit out of that series and could sit down and watch from episode 1 to the end of the live another day season.

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TopicLol @ Bill Gates being a target for the nutjobs ever since the pandemic
DarthDemented
04/20/20 4:51:36 PM
#3
DoctorPiranha3 posted...
started.

Here's a billionaire who has preached about us not being prepared for this type of situation and has poured his own time and money back into the community.

Meanwhile, the nutjobs want to decry him as some Nazi, even though the whole time these nutjobs were just at home jerking off and playing videogames, while Gates was trying to save your grandma.
Speaking of which what about that whole microchip vaccine story that was being pushed of social media a few weeks ago with his name attached to it? Seems like another nut job hoax people that waaaaaay too many people were taking seriously despite how farfetched and bizarre it sounded.

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TopicWhat? A topic about Lenny from The Simpsons? No way!
DarthDemented
04/19/20 3:04:33 AM
#8
Dental plan!

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TopicGf and I might be breaking up over quarantine
DarthDemented
04/17/20 3:47:51 AM
#22
Starmieketone posted...
Surely an aspiring nurse should know better?
My cousin, a nurse, brought her youngest kid to a family reunion knowing he had a confirmed case of swine flu...AROUND MY NEWBORN SON!

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TopicMy TV won't connect to the internet and it's driving me crazy.
DarthDemented
04/17/20 12:44:01 AM
#5
Wireless card in your TV probably took a shit

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