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TopicWhat bad rumours about me and da CEgaIs have you guys been spreading????
MrKapowski
04/27/20 11:52:41 AM
#46
V-E-G-Y- posted...


Talking about my hot milf neighbor is fine, looking is normal, grabbing her by da pussy without consent is creepy doe(which i would NEVER DO)

I noticed you left out the ENF stuff.

Filming naked women without their consent = super creepy and illegal

Getting off to that shit = super creepy and just as bad

Stop trying to normalize your creepy behavior. Get help before you do something terrible.

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TopicWhat bad rumours about me and da CEgaIs have you guys been spreading????
MrKapowski
04/27/20 10:23:00 AM
#30
TC: why does everyone say I'm creepy

Also TC: I'm creeping on a stranger at the grocery store, I'm creeping on my neighbors, I'm creeping on my dental hygienist, I'm creeping on just turned 18 to celebrities, I basically objectify anyone with a vagina and then say I respect them lol. Also I love ENF which is just creeper porn.

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TopicWhat bad rumours about me and da CEgaIs have you guys been spreading????
MrKapowski
04/27/20 10:05:03 AM
#26
TopicThis show Barry is pretty damn good
MrKapowski
04/27/20 1:25:53 AM
#15
sylverlolol posted...
Who the fuck is Taylor. I remember so little about this show that googling hbo Barry Taylor turns up nothing.

He is the friend of Barry's friend Chris. Also a former Marine, but very stereotypical

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TopicThis show Barry is pretty damn good
MrKapowski
04/27/20 12:56:08 AM
#9
Mark your spoilers plz my dudes

I'm only on S1E7

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TopicThis show Barry is pretty damn good
MrKapowski
04/27/20 12:55:20 AM
#7
TopicThis show Barry is pretty damn good
MrKapowski
04/27/20 12:52:06 AM
#4
Taylor is hilarious

Sally is so goddamn annoying

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TopicThis show Barry is pretty damn good
MrKapowski
04/27/20 12:47:52 AM
#1
TopicDid... did this elephant MOCK the rhino?
MrKapowski
04/27/20 12:46:27 AM
#12
You know how, in movies with aliens and alien critters, they always look so fucking weird?

We have some bonkers animals on this planet.


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TopicI got a bad sunburn today
MrKapowski
04/26/20 11:39:53 PM
#10
Houston posted...
Have you not learned how staying out in the sun works? It blows my mind seeing adults getting sun burns. I can understand some small exposures from places that may not have been properly protected or covered up---it happens. But a full on sun burn?

MrKapowski posted...
Apparently there was a UV alert or some shit, it didn't even feel that hot out.



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TopicI got a bad sunburn today
MrKapowski
04/26/20 11:27:15 PM
#8
JuanCarlos1 posted...
That's a $1,000 dollar fine, sir!

Nah

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Welcome to skin cancer.

I hope not

BuckVanHammer posted...
my wife did the same shit. sat outside drinking sangria by herself reading a book and burnt the shit out of herself.

Just water for me. Apparently there was a UV alert or some shit, it didn't even feel that hot out.

gamer167 posted...
What THE FUCK where you doing outside!? If my Grandma catches Covid cuz of you imma bop you in the nose!

Working on a house.

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TopicI got a bad sunburn today
MrKapowski
04/26/20 10:20:20 PM
#3
Golden_Key33 posted...
You're supposed to take the UV light internally.

No thanks

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TopicI got a bad sunburn today
MrKapowski
04/26/20 9:37:39 PM
#1
My nose, arms, and neck are on fire.

This sucks.

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TopicJust started Dark Souls, never played before
MrKapowski
04/25/20 11:42:37 AM
#170
Zodd3224 posted...
Are you not using a shield TC? DS1 is the only one where a shield is super helpful.

I am. The one the Warrior starts with.

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TopicJust started Dark Souls, never played before
MrKapowski
04/25/20 7:43:41 AM
#166
andri_g posted...
So, details (attack weapon, equipment used, buffs, technique, fight duration)? Only if you care to share, TC. ;P

I clipped the end of it, but the rest of the fight looked exactly the same

https://gamerdvr.com/gamer/mrkapowski/video/95070091

I found that if I immediately got in close and started circling, we would just circle each other while I waited for him to attack. Instead, I let him charge at me, sidestep to my right as he attacks, then backstab. Then I would back up to give him room to charge me again. That clip is ~30 secs, I think the whole fight was only like 2 minutes, maybe less.

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TopicRATE: my $180 sweater
MrKapowski
04/25/20 12:38:52 AM
#27
SaccharineSmile posted...
cos its %,lambs wool its itchy and a bit on the thinner side, so Ill need to wear another sweater underneath it

So you spent $180 on something that doesn't even do its job, and is uncomfortable to wear...

Yikes

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TopicThis is the NURSE who faced off with Trump Supporters!! Is She Hot??
MrKapowski
04/25/20 12:34:36 AM
#6
How is her physical appearance relevant

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TopicCE's Hottest Woman #7: Sara Jean Underwood vs. Eva Mendes
MrKapowski
04/24/20 8:21:30 PM
#22
Can we get Eva's head on Sara's body

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TopicJust started Dark Souls, never played before
MrKapowski
04/24/20 8:15:51 PM
#164
Just beat Havel

That was satisfying, but surprisingly simple. Had a few deaths due to impatience, but I found a nice pattern that worked for me.

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Topicwhen you see this guy, you'll (straight men) question your sexuality
MrKapowski
04/24/20 5:43:19 PM
#32
TopicITT: post your favorite guitar solos
MrKapowski
04/23/20 6:40:55 PM
#29
Anything Tom Morello does. They're all so different but so fucking cool. They just get in my earholes and resonate in my brain, if you know what I mean.

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TopicChina selling fake surgical masks that don't work with 'Made in Taiwan' label
MrKapowski
04/23/20 2:28:13 PM
#13
Fuck the Chinese government holy shit

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TopicWhat happen to the user Xcite Me?
MrKapowski
04/23/20 2:27:02 PM
#26
Soggy_Pocket posted...
I always thought the Vegys were XciteMe alts

Didn't creepy vegy allude to that the other day, said something like "resurrecting XciteMe"

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TopicRecommend me some TWITCH STREAMERS to watch during quarantine
MrKapowski
04/23/20 7:48:41 AM
#33
NeonOctopus posted...
I thought he got banned cuz he followed someone into a bathroom with a camera

Temp ban lol

Which is more than any of the titty streamers get for arguably worse stuff

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Topic"We didn't start the flame war" is some awesome Web nostalgia
MrKapowski
04/23/20 2:17:40 AM
#16
TopicLimp Bizkit's cover of Behind Blue Eyes is better than The Who's
MrKapowski
04/23/20 12:19:12 AM
#35
MrKapowski posted...
I liked the song right after better tbh.

I had a piano iirc and was super chill

https://youtu.be/eJgqYRc8lPY

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TopicHoly fucking shit One Piece is coming to Netflix dis June!!!!
MrKapowski
04/22/20 10:37:38 PM
#27
This some anime shit?

No thanks I don't watch cartoons.

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TopicJust started Dark Souls, never played before
MrKapowski
04/22/20 8:01:06 PM
#158
andri_g posted...
Re: backstabs, if you trigger one just over an enemy's weapon-arm (from behind, right) shoulder, it sinks deep. If off, even a little, it leaves you in a dangerous extended position.

Re: Havel, he's possibly the most dangerous DS enemy to backstab. Your closeness aggro's him; hits, moreso; strong hits/misses... (you see where I'm going with this).
.

Havel's "six-check" snap can kill you in one shot; it's what makes missed backstabs against him so risky. That's why I recommend the Morning Star tactic: circle cling to him until he commits to a shield-bash, letting you use chip away swings at him one-at-a-time until bleed sticks; bleed ends, repeat. At the wrong angle thrust damage weapons: rapiers, etc., deflect [esp. off of heavy armor].

The trick is do not get impatient; find his aggro "build and vent" attack rhythm and use it to your advantage. Mind you, you still can aim for backstabs, but do... not... miss. IDR if he uses a roundhouse swing after getting backstabbed, but (iirc) he does lead back into the fight with a few strong swings. If you do miss a backstab, back away from him **as fast as you can** to try to reset his aggro rhythm before closing-in to start circling with him again.

d-

When you say circle cling, how close is that? It seems like the distance I used on the Black Knight is too close for this guy


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TopicMeteor shower tonight
MrKapowski
04/22/20 3:25:44 PM
#23
Fuck me, I forgot last night and tonight is supposed to be raining

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TopicLimp Bizkit's cover of Behind Blue Eyes is better than The Who's
MrKapowski
04/22/20 3:14:39 PM
#16
I liked the song right after better tbh.

I had a piano iirc and was super chill

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TopicJust started Dark Souls, never played before
MrKapowski
04/22/20 2:12:47 PM
#156
What's the deal with backstabs.

Either I'm doing it wrong, or it's the most glitchy mechanic I've ever seen.

Fighting Havel, I can attempt them the same way 10x, and only 3 will hit. And Havel also seems to react differently for no apparent reason.



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TopicJust started Dark Souls, never played before
MrKapowski
04/21/20 7:43:55 PM
#155
Vicious_Dios posted...
Ohhh?... What's your current level, and Gamertag? <_<

I'll co-op it with ya. Or invade that hollow, cursed, undead ass.

20 something I think, and my gt is the same as my username

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TopicLeaving for a while to do some soup searching
MrKapowski
04/21/20 7:42:06 AM
#3
What do you hope to find in your soup

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TopicWhich action movie is your favorite, part 2?
MrKapowski
04/20/20 11:35:17 PM
#3
Am I in the minority in preferring Rogue Nation to Fallout?

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TopicSNES online
MrKapowski
04/20/20 4:07:37 PM
#12
TopicSNES online
MrKapowski
04/20/20 4:06:08 PM
#8
TopicThink Billie Eilish is the new Lorde?
MrKapowski
04/20/20 3:45:10 PM
#27
I've only liked 1 Billie song, but pretty much any I've heard from Lorde i like enough to listen again.

Other than Royals, these are my favorites:

https://youtu.be/sOks2HArHf0

https://youtu.be/3PdILZ_1P74

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TopicJust started Dark Souls, never played before
MrKapowski
04/20/20 1:55:57 PM
#149
Pancake posted...
aww okay. i wasn't trying to invade, i swear.



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TopicJust started Dark Souls, never played before
MrKapowski
04/20/20 1:49:08 PM
#145
TopicJust started Dark Souls, never played before
MrKapowski
04/20/20 1:23:44 PM
#141
I'm playing the Remaster. I did get the Morning Star, just got interrupted before I could put it to work.

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TopicJust started Dark Souls, never played before
MrKapowski
04/20/20 7:14:53 AM
#138
andri_g posted...
So... does that mean that you *convinced* Havel he didn't need his ring, anymore? ;P

Not yet. Soon as I made it back to Firelink and killed the one skeleton, the wife asked for help with another game.

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TopicThe last girl i banged was an NHL players girlfriend
MrKapowski
04/19/20 10:24:17 PM
#4
Nobody answered me last time I asked, but this is the dude that never washes his sheets and leaves bowls of piss sitting around?

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TopicJust started Dark Souls, never played before
MrKapowski
04/19/20 7:48:03 PM
#135
andri_g posted...
Havel? After six hours, if you're *still* playing, you should have the stats, gear, and reflexes needed to win.
.

EDIT:

?? Now I 'member... Morning Star!!! :D It has a 33% bleed build-up effect. Use it to one-hand Havel out like a lawn sprinkler! So, from FLS bonfire, up nearby stairs, drop-down into Undead Parish elevator shaft, open MS chest, drop to Graveyard, *RUN* up stairs, then travel to Havel and beat that bum!

[ Btw, Hand Axe + Heater Shield are a great pair. I used them for my whole playthrough (upgrade, asap). ]

I only saw 1 skeleton doing that

He followed me all the way back to the bonfire tho lol

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TopicYou catch her checking you out and she says ''Hey, how you doing?''
MrKapowski
04/19/20 5:10:06 PM
#6
She looks like she just caught TC creeping on her

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TopicJust started Dark Souls, never played before
MrKapowski
04/18/20 9:21:28 PM
#122
boxington posted...
the default is five charges with the exception being at Firelink Shrine, where you get 10.

if you kindle other bonfires, you can bring it up by five for each one.

initially the max is 15, I think, but after beating a certain boss, you can bring it up to 20.

but yea, to bring up the charge for each bonfire, you need to kindle it - first go into human form, then use a humanity to kindle it (you should see the option)


Interesting

Does all that have to do with that number next the health/stamina bars?

Zodd3224 posted...
Keep at it for a while. He will go down eventually. His drop is very useful.



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TopicJust started Dark Souls, never played before
MrKapowski
04/18/20 9:00:23 PM
#115
So at one point yesterday, I'm pretty sure I had 10 healing charges. Today I only have 5 max. Wtf?

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TopicJust started Dark Souls, never played before
MrKapowski
04/18/20 8:58:45 PM
#113
I got a couple backstabs in, it didn't seem like I was doing any damage. His health bar didn't decrease.

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TopicJust started Dark Souls, never played before
MrKapowski
04/18/20 8:55:20 PM
#110
Wow this dude at the bottom of the tower is ridiculous. I guess I'll go the other way

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