Lurker > Mezcla

he wants to go back home to Samoa with his wife and 2 kids because he's homesick. cool.
but theres a measles outbreak and only one of his kids has the vaccine for it. not cool.
the doctor says they'll give their youngest the vaccine, but its still a risky move and pretty much says "yeah go if you wanna kill your kids."

so any normal parent would go "oh hell no i dont want to do that"
but shit fucker Asuelu is like "YAH BUT DOCTOR SAY WE CAN GO IF WE WANT"

like fuck off dude.

so needless to say, Big Mama Kalani is like hell no so they dont go. but they do go on a trip to California to celebrate their sons birthday. THEIR SONS BIRTHDAY

BABY ASUELU THROWS A TANTRUM, ACTS LIKE A LITTLE BABY THE WHOLE RIDE, CALLS HIS WIFE A LYING B**** IN FRONT HIS MOTHER IN LAW, AND SAYS I CAN TALK TO MY WIFE HOWEVER I WANT

then when they get to their destination, he's like fuck this, leaves his son, leaves his wife, hops on a bus going who knows where

jesus fucking christ this guy pisses me off. "I CANT RISK MY KIDS LIFE SO IM GOING TO LEAVE"

i seriously hope Kalani leaves his ass because he's pure SHIT

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i once had a student named Vicky Tan.

when i saw her i'd say "THATS VICKY TAN???"

she never knew what i was talking about.

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Ivynn posted...

It's too early for a melty

I'm eating this tuna melt and there's nothing you can do about it

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Yeah I'm going to listen to the guy who said slavery was a choice and to abolish the amendment literally making us citizens

Fuck off Kanye

Kanye 2020

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Touch posted...

Also, not a big fan of this two tone haircolor trend that Jennie is doing that was started by Billie Eillish and Dua Lipa

Lol she dyed it back already.

Thank God

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" yeah but isn't that more entertainment as a who---"
"KPOP BAD CUZ ABUSE. ALL KPOP. ITS BAD AND YOU'RE BAD"
"so what do I do"
"Watch super smash bros esports no rape there"

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Also this should have been 2ne1, but no, yg locked them up in his dungeon and let them rot.

CL has 5 times the charisma not any of these girls (seriously watch Jenny speak, she's like half asleep)

AND AT LEAST BOM COULD SING THERE I SAID IT

BLACKJACKS WHERE YOU AT

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CRON posted...

K-Pop is lowkey disturbing once you realize that a staggering majority of artists are miserable, and every single aspect of their persona and mannerisms are dictated by management.

So what, you want people in Korea to stop listening to music?

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eston posted...

I don't understand why you would frame this as "Gamers are PISSED" when literally the main reason this happened is because fans were already shipping the characters in question

Eston is PISSED

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the game literally tells you to take your time


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i found a post on reddit of quotes from him about it

"It's a fantasy."
"Other flu strains killed more."
"This virus has caused some hysteria."
"A little flu won't bring me down."
"People will see they have been deceived by governors and mainstream media."
"I wouldn't feel anything. Just a little flu."
"I don't think it will get to a serious level."
"Most deaths don't have anything to do with Coronavirus."
"In 2009, 2010, there was a similar crisis, but here in Brazil the Workers' Party was in power, and the United States were governed by the democrats, and the reaction was nowhere close on the same level"
"Everybody will die one day."
"Will people die? Yes!"
"Are you scared of getting a virus?"
"The virus is leaving."
"I'm not a gravedigger."
"So what? What do you want me to do?"
"If there is a hospital near you, find a way to break in and film."

is coronavirus the most ironic virus of all time?

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sauceje posted...

Where are these mad gamers
The comments on that page are mostly supportive of the pairing

oh sorry, on reddit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/wow/comments/hmwvqi/blizzardwatch_shadows_rising_novel_makes_one_of/?sort=controversial

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oh right the link
https://blizzardwatch.com/2020/07/07/fairshaw/

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how could there be politics in a game about war?!?!?!

FUCK YOU ACTIVISION. IM PLAYING CALL OF DUTY. no politics there!!!

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Can't believe I used to listen to him

Piece of shit

Anyway I'm voting for him

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Xenu's not gonna like this

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ive been thinking about upping my treadmill time. like you i usually do 30 minutes, and then do my strength exercises.

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i honestly thought that game already came out.

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Lebronwon posted...

A chief concern among the critics is that Miranda made Alexander Hamilton and other Founding Fathers out to be all-around honorable figures, while glossing over the fact that many of the men who signed the Constitution contributed to the United States' troubling history of slavery.

hm okay. i mean makes sense, pretty standard with american teaching of our own history

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i haven't seen it yet, nor do i know much about the titular character.

what are people's problems with it

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hey TC.

im black

tell me what you think about slavery

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i thought TC was on the side of justice.

turns out he's just justifying the genocide of native americans.


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Blue_Target posted...

I tried growing cucumbers before. They were bitter.

did you let them get big and yellow? if they're too big, the seeds fully develop and it can get bitter.

gotta pick them young

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also can we talk about Hwasa's back up dancers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtGIuHKeZv0

yowie wowie

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who keeps posting

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what?

i had bad luck with women for years. i never once did i start blaming them and hating them. i knew my love would come and it did. im getting married next year.

and you can use your clout to get girls, just dont solicit minors and understand that no means no.

and you can date multiple women, just be honest and truthful and dont hide that. lots of people just date and have multiple partners.

stop blaming others and look in a mirror for the real problem.

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by the power of christ and anime, i will not take this.

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BignutzisBack posted...

imagine melting down over an animal abuser lol

simp

imagine shutting your ass

in fact dont imagine

SHUT YOUR ASS

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BignutzisBack posted...

riveting topic

then fuck off

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my latest project

soy beans!

i learned how to make HOME MADE, FRESH TOFU from dried soy beans i bought

but what would be even FRESHER than buying soy beans?



GROWING THEM

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totalnerdken posted...

I want to buy one of those small fishtank garden things where the garden cleans and filters the fish tank and uses all the poop and stuff from the fish to fertilize the garden. But my place has almost no insulation so during winter, my place is almost as cold inside as it is outside. There's been a few times where my thermometer says a temp inside and google tells me my city overall temp is HIGHER than my place during winter.

So with it getting so cold, I'm afraid that the fishies and plants would die. But we'll see, I might still go for it and just have my heaters on 24/7. It'll be expensive but I still wanna do it.

as long as you do it right, that could be EXCELLENT.

most aquarium set ups should have a water heater to keep the water around 75-80 degrees, as most fish need that temp to live long happy lives. yes, even your betta and goldfish.

growing food might be difficult, as most plants aren't just sitting in water (maybe rice?) but lots of people grow pothos out of their filters, since their roots can be submerged in water.

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who posted

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anime redemption stories.

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Dingydang166 posted...

Eh I grew my own vegetables for a year. They really didn't taste that much different from store bought shit. It was then I realized people who make a big deal about this shit are just under some weird placebo effect getting high on their own smugness.

"i messed up growing my food and instead of looking at my failures and growing from them, im going to say everyone else is crazy and stupid and they're dumb"

reported and ignored.

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TC buried the lede:

The teenager, Carsyn Davis, was a cancer survivor with a rare, ongoing autoimmune disorder. She died of respiratory failure after contracting the new coronavirus in early June.

also

During the nine days that followed, she was given antibiotics, hydroxychloroquine and oxygen via her grandfather's portable machine by her parents while at home. Her mother, Carole Brunton Davis, is a nurse. The hospital recommended intubation when Davis was admitted to its pediatric unit on June 19, but her parents declined the procedure, according to the county medical examiner.

imagine surviving cancer, and then dying because your parents are a bunch of dumbass trumpers

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also earlier today i went out into the garden

tomatoes, FRESH
red lettuce CRISPY AND FRESH

brought them inside, made a BLT with some pepper flakes from my peppers from last year

ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTFUL. i dont even need the bacon in them, the tomatoes are so PACKED with flavor, i could just eat that.

i have a big beefy tomato ripening on the vine right now (its huge! like bigger than a baseball) and im just imagining all the sandwiches ill be eating with it. OH GOD HURRY UP

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DeathVelvien posted...

I live in a one-room studio apartment with no space whatsoever for it.

GROW LIGHTS

DeathVelvien posted...

Also, effort.

heres the effort i did

"ah a new day. time to water my plants. and done. oh that only took 5 minutes."

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inloveanddeath0 posted...

Yeah it's not secret knowledge. Organic Is better and if it was more affordable I'd probably be exclusive to it for many items

nah not organic. i use miracle gro on my stuff. nitrogen is nitrogen

what IS better IS FRESHNESS

ITS FRESH

"i have food. its frozen. fresh frozen"

YOU DONKEY

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apolloooo posted...

i dont have space

container gardening man.

CONTAINERS

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looks the same to me

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im telling you CE. you won't regret it! doesnt have to be everything! just one thing! I PROMISE

i usually make a korean dish called oi muchim, which is kind of a spicy pickled cucumber side dish.

i had some cucumbers i bought from the store, and i harvested 3 cucumbers from my garden.
the cucumbers from the store literally had no flavor. it was like eating wet paper. nothing. it was horrible.
took a bite of my fresh cucumber and i was in heaven. sweet, delicious, wonderful. fresh makes a difference!!!

i threw that store bought cucumber back in the fridge and i made the oi muchim with the FRESH cucumbers STRAIGHT FROM THE GARDEN, LITERALLY LIKE 10 MINUTES AGO, and the dish i made was

P E R F E C T I O N

CE. IM TELLING YOU. GROW YOUR FOOD. DO IT
DO IT NOW

"oh but ill buy it at the farmers market"
did those farmers literally pick those cucumbers 20 mintues ago? NO. THEY PICKED THEM LIKE DAYS AGO AND HAVE BEEN SITTING ON A HOT TABLE FOR HOURS. DISGUSTING.

GROW YOUR FOOD

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AlisLandale posted...

oh shit are you talking about Army Stew? That shits banging.

hell yeah

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I only ever use them in my korean ramen

Spicy Korean ramen + kimchi+ spam + hot dogs+ glutenous rice cakes+ cheese+ egg+ green onions= dats it mayne

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So uh

Just saw the Irene Seulgi MV

Ahem

I'll be in my bunk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ujb-gvqsoi0

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hell yeah.

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the oppresors out of our country! no more slavery, no more stealing our resources and land! we're free!!

*Independence day in America*
"We did it! NO MORE TAX ON TEA! BACK TO WORK SLAVES!"

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Flockaveli posted...

R.I.P. The Booty

Now it's a rock.

nah dude

its the opposite

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more serious about her muscles and getting lean and tone and damn CE.

i can't help but think of that episode of HIMYM where Barney hung out at gyms flirting with overweight girls calling it an investment <_<

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