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TopicHow do you meet hot girls during the coronavirus?
Pepys Monster
07/06/20 1:17:15 PM
#1
Don't say Tinder, because most of them are fat.

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GOML
TopicScenario: I'm your 21 yo daughter's husband.
Pepys Monster
07/06/20 2:38:39 AM
#10
At least her boyfriend will buy you a Nintendo Switch.

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GOML
TopicLet's face it some of us are doomed to be alone
Pepys Monster
07/06/20 2:18:07 AM
#39
GS4Life posted...
Not trying to be a dick (Ik I am) but this is the most cliche thing I've heard coming from people who really don't know me and what drives me at all. They just make assumptions based on their own experiences. Truth sucks but things just don't always fall into place even under seemingly perfect circumstances.
Have you tried settling?

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GOML
TopicOne day there will be several CEmen who are 70, 80, even 90+ years old
Pepys Monster
07/06/20 2:08:35 AM
#5
This website will never make it that long.

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GOML
TopicLet's face it some of us are doomed to be alone
Pepys Monster
07/06/20 1:51:51 AM
#34
The right girl will come along.

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GOML
TopicDrug screenings are outdated, ineffective and borderline discriminatory
Pepys Monster
07/06/20 1:39:07 AM
#28
I'd rather hire a weed smoker than an alcoholic. He'll call out more due to hangovers.

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GOML
Topici didnt know family guy cutaway gags wher eilve action now
Pepys Monster
07/05/20 11:26:42 PM
#4
How is this like Family Guy? This is more like South Park.

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GOML
TopicDo you respect hoes?
Pepys Monster
07/04/20 11:20:51 PM
#6
Kobe Bryant posted...
You high?
I'm 100% sober.

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GOML
TopicDo you respect hoes?
Pepys Monster
07/04/20 11:18:34 PM
#1
No. I respect hard-working women with ambition and self-respect.

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GOML
TopicShould you own a house by ur 30's
Pepys Monster
07/04/20 7:33:27 PM
#2
Yes.

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GOML
TopicIs love Earth's rarest resource?
Pepys Monster
07/04/20 7:33:00 PM
#1
What do you think?

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GOML
TopicMy fingers are tired from screenshotting all the girls in red/white/blue bikinis
Pepys Monster
07/04/20 7:24:40 PM
#12
Why are you not slaying today, TC?

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GOML
TopicI don't understand the appeal of Belle Delphine.
Pepys Monster
07/04/20 5:13:31 PM
#16
She looks like she had an STD.

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GOML
TopicCould you still vote for Joe Biden if he confessed?
Pepys Monster
07/04/20 2:51:31 PM
#3
Mezcla posted...
This message has been reported to the moderation staff.
What rule did I break?

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GOML
TopicCould you still vote for Joe Biden if he confessed?
Pepys Monster
07/04/20 2:50:21 PM
#1
To the sexual assault allegations?

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GOML
TopicCould you date a pornstar?
Pepys Monster
07/04/20 2:21:33 AM
#2
Nah. I have too much self-respect.

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GOML
TopicIf Trump apologized, would you forgive him?
Pepys Monster
07/04/20 2:12:20 AM
#3
PaulAndArt posted...
Your word choice of "grudge" makes it seem like if someone doesn't forgive him, they're being childish.

Of course I wouldn't forgive him.
What if he was a changed man and donated millions to the needy?

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GOML
TopicGuys, I'm just gonna say it. I think the protests caused a spike in rona cases
Pepys Monster
07/04/20 2:10:37 AM
#248
Unknown5uspect posted...
It's literally right there in your face that it wasn't a major contributing factor in the current spike and you refuse to believe it.

Get out of your feelings.
So then the country never needed to be locked down in the first place? People just needed to wear masks?

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GOML
TopicIf Trump apologized, would you forgive him?
Pepys Monster
07/04/20 2:07:29 AM
#1
Or would you always carry a grudge?

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GOML
TopicGuys, I'm just gonna say it. I think the protests caused a spike in rona cases
Pepys Monster
07/04/20 1:49:01 AM
#245
Coronavirus cases have never been higher, and we're to believe these protests had nothing to do with that?

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GOML
TopicI get an extra break at work because I'm smart.
Pepys Monster
07/04/20 12:08:19 AM
#1
Id tell you my secret, but if you cant figure it out on your own, you dont deserve an extra break.

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GOML
TopicTrump SUPPORTER transforms into 'I am Legend' zombie because of no mask rule!
Pepys Monster
07/03/20 10:28:44 PM
#6
The_Creep_2020 posted...
Weird non sequitur, but ok
LOL, theyre low key calling him a cuck to make fun of him.

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GOML
Topic"We need to live with it," says the White House
Pepys Monster
07/03/20 10:26:35 PM
#47
BignutzisBack posted...
Where's my 2nd stimulus check motherfuckers


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GOML
TopicThe middle class doesn't seem to get much help.
Pepys Monster
07/03/20 10:24:31 PM
#1
The middle class doesnt get college fee waivers. They have to pay taxes instead of getting a return. They dont qualify for EBT. A lot of them are struggling with their mortgage. Is the middle class getting a bad deal?

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GOML
TopicShould gun education be part of high school curriculum?
Pepys Monster
07/03/20 8:14:59 PM
#33
The23rdMagus posted...
Neither do elected officials.
Truth.

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GOML
TopicJust finished Ozark (Spoilers).
Pepys Monster
07/03/20 5:01:01 PM
#5
You mean the Langmore melodrama?

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GOML
TopicWhat kind of platformers are the Spyro games?
Pepys Monster
07/03/20 4:54:44 PM
#7
Well, I have Spyro: Reignited Trilogy. The levels are definitely more open world that Crash Bandicoot's linear levels.

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GOML
TopicJust finished Ozark (Spoilers).
Pepys Monster
07/03/20 4:50:16 PM
#3
PatrickMahomes posted...
Letting Navarro lose the war would be a great way for them to end up dead, sure.
It's not their fault if he loses the war. He's the leader. They just launder money.

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GOML
TopicWhat kind of platformers are the Spyro games?
Pepys Monster
07/03/20 4:49:22 PM
#4
They're open world like Banjo-Kazooie.

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GOML
TopicJust finished Ozark (Spoilers).
Pepys Monster
07/03/20 4:46:12 PM
#1
That was really depressing how Marty and Wendy had Ben killed. And then they hugged Omar Navarro at the end. They should have let him lose his war, cut their ties to the Cartel, and then they could still have their casino and maybe Ben would still be alive.

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GOML
TopicTroops were issued bayonets in DC protests
Pepys Monster
07/03/20 4:39:34 PM
#20
BeyondWalls posted...
If you're close enough to stab someone then you're close enough to subdue them. It's not like there's not 10 other guys there to help you.
If a protester comes at them with a knife, you expect them to subdue them? Our troops may be tough, but they're still human, not Superman.

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GOML
TopicCNN: Study finds hydroxychloroquine may have boosted survival
Pepys Monster
07/03/20 4:37:30 PM
#18
Trump hasn't gotten the coronavirus. It makes you think.

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GOML
Topicwill a girl find it find if i only listen to my taylor swift playlist during sex
Pepys Monster
07/03/20 4:35:38 PM
#6
You, a master pickup artist, are asking CE this when you're supposed to be the subject matter expert.

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GOML
TopicShe stops you and says ''hey ugly, you mad you aren't ever going to fuck me?''
Pepys Monster
07/03/20 4:33:58 PM
#29
"That's sexual harassment. How DARE you. How DARE you talk to me that way!"

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GOML
TopicAre you surprised you haven't gotten the coronavirus?
Pepys Monster
07/03/20 4:30:32 PM
#1
Are you surprised you haven't gotten the coronavirus?


I am. Before the quarantine, my workplace told us we weren't allowed to wear masks, there was about one bottle of hand sanitizer that was empty, nobody took it very seriously, and I'm prone to catching colds in the first place.

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GOML
TopicTroops were issued bayonets in DC protests
Pepys Monster
07/03/20 4:24:12 PM
#15
The troops deserve an option other than opening fire on a guy and causing mass panic.

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GOML
TopicIs It Considered "Creepy" To Go On A Date With An 18-20 Year Old?
Pepys Monster
07/03/20 4:21:45 PM
#25
Some girls need a daddy.

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GOML
TopicShould gun education be part of high school curriculum?
Pepys Monster
07/03/20 4:08:17 PM
#23
Master_Bass posted...
This. I'm all for gun safety, but I wouldn't waste time in public school when so many other more important life skills could be taught first.
This could save lives.

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GOML
TopicShould gun education be part of high school curriculum?
Pepys Monster
07/03/20 4:04:14 PM
#19
xMythic posted...
No, gun safety courses already exist and readily accessible to people of all ages, including children. If parents want their kids to learn about guns, they can sign them up to take the class.
Most parents aren't progressive enough to do that.

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GOML
TopicHas anything ever entered your anus?
Pepys Monster
07/03/20 4:03:25 PM
#9
Sometimes my finger tears through the toilet paper. It's never a good time.

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GOML
TopicShould gun education be part of high school curriculum?
Pepys Monster
07/03/20 3:58:04 PM
#14
The23rdMagus posted...
Sure. Let's start with healthcare, racism, economics and the Internet.
And then also gun education?

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GOML
TopicShould gun education be part of high school curriculum?
Pepys Monster
07/03/20 3:55:35 PM
#12
The23rdMagus posted...
Sort of like healthcare, racism, economics and the Internet?
So we can all agree that people should understand the subject matter before writing legislation on it?

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GOML
TopicYour wife wants to introduce pegging to you guys sex life, do you allow it?
Pepys Monster
07/03/20 3:54:52 PM
#50
45.16% of CE said yes.

lmao

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GOML
TopicShould gun education be part of high school curriculum?
Pepys Monster
07/03/20 3:48:32 PM
#6
a-c-a-b posted...
Yeah, cuz that's totally the biggest problem when it comes to guns.
It is a problem when politicians are writing gun legislation without a clue what they're talking about.

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GOML
TopicDo you think humans would have ever evolved had that asteroid not hit the earth
Pepys Monster
07/03/20 3:46:50 PM
#21
Dinosaurs existed for millions and millions of years. They never evolved to be smarter. They probably weren't going to. Humans wouldn't exist if the asteroid didn't hit the Earth. Mammals would probably remain burrowing creatures like moles.

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GOML
TopicShould gun education be part of high school curriculum?
Pepys Monster
07/03/20 3:39:44 PM
#1
Then people could learn the difference between an assault rifle and a semi-automatic rifle before reaching positions of power in society.

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GOML
TopicThinking about proposing...
Pepys Monster
07/03/20 3:32:57 AM
#1
I've been seeing a girl for a while now, and she's indicated many times that she wants to marry me. However, I can't think of the perfect place to propose. I want it to be a big moment.

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GOML
TopicWhats the going rate for a bj these days?
Pepys Monster
07/02/20 8:53:08 AM
#8
Free if you're willing to settle.

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GOML
Topic22 Bottles of beer on the wall, Lahey stumbles and breaks them all.. LETS DRINK!
Pepys Monster
07/02/20 8:47:18 AM
#228
nevershine posted...
that's the spirit! those are always fun days.
Hell yeah, bro. It's better than having work the next day after drinknig.

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GOML
Topic22 Bottles of beer on the wall, Lahey stumbles and breaks them all.. LETS DRINK!
Pepys Monster
07/02/20 8:35:57 AM
#226
I'm still up drinking at 5:35am. Why? Because I don't have work tomorrow.

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GOML
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