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TopicOfficer_Pig is SUSPENDED!
Heartomaton
07/04/20 3:27:10 PM
#8
Oink?

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TopicFunky buttlovin'.
Heartomaton
07/04/20 3:21:03 PM
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Did he say funky buttlovin'?

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TopicShould Americans be proud to be an American right now?
Heartomaton
07/04/20 3:16:18 PM
#104
Vicious_Dios posted...
I'm proud to be glad to be proud to be an American.

How do you like that? ('-' )

I like that you're half-correctly doing things rather than doing them completely wrong.

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TopicShould Americans be proud to be an American right now?
Heartomaton
07/04/20 3:08:22 PM
#100
MFBKBass5 posted...
but the song says PROUD TO BE AN AMERICANNNNN

That song is trash.

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TopicShould Americans be proud to be an American right now?
Heartomaton
07/04/20 3:04:58 PM
#98
No one should be proud of being born in a certain place. You can be glad, but being proud implies an accomplishment, and being a certain nationality is not one.

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TopicAre you ready for it? Are you ready for it? Are you ready for my corkscrew penis
Heartomaton
07/04/20 1:26:40 AM
#1
I'm a duck, and I'm looking to fuck.

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TopicKinny100 is WARNED
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07/04/20 1:07:51 AM
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TopicKellyanne Conways 15yo big-boob daughter is shitting all over her parents online
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07/04/20 12:56:54 AM
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You have to be at least 13 to have a GameFAQs account, kiddo.

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TopicHere is a list of CE posters that can suck my dick
Heartomaton
07/04/20 12:52:01 AM
#3
It's nice to feel included.

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TopicLow Tier God is against hentai
Heartomaton
07/03/20 11:30:00 PM
#8
Why do people give this person attention?

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Topicanother UPS delivery, another delay
Heartomaton
07/03/20 10:09:56 PM
#6
Somewhere in a dirty, forgotten corner of the UPS distribution center, a hairy man of large girth is dry-humping your package.

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TopicWhich frozen pizza should I eat tonight?
Heartomaton
07/03/20 9:12:18 PM
#13
AloneIBreak posted...
11 to 11 now? Im starting to think youre doing this on purpose, CE.

It's a sign that you should make both and use my idea.

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TopicI think something bit me.
Heartomaton
07/03/20 9:05:02 PM
#2
U ded.

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TopicI will take your mother out for a nice seafood dinner, and NEVER call her AGAIN.
Heartomaton
07/03/20 8:58:06 PM
#1
Try me.

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TopicRemove ALL letters found in 'Happy Fourth of July' from your username.
Heartomaton
07/03/20 8:52:15 PM
#18
Emn.

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TopicHow many bee stings have you suffered in your life?
Heartomaton
07/03/20 8:37:46 PM
#11
Cornmuffins posted...
Zero

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TopicFor Sale: My soul.
Heartomaton
07/03/20 8:23:48 PM
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puppy pictures (a minimum of 2 & a maximum of 3)

No thanks.

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TopicWhich frozen pizza should I eat tonight?
Heartomaton
07/03/20 8:22:33 PM
#3
Make both, add a shitload of meat and cheese to one, the slap the other one down on top of it.

Ultimate pizza sandwich.

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TopicFor Sale: My soul.
Heartomaton
07/03/20 8:20:48 PM
#40
boxington posted...
kitty pictures (a minimum of 2 & a maximum of 3)

I have a cat, and I can look at her whenever I want.

lincoln002 posted...
Then you're just trying to scam people, guy. Just prick your finger with one of those diabetes thing and press it on a piece of paper then write the terms to our agreement.

You're the one pulling extra hoops out of his ass and asking for bloodletting, here. I just want some pot, bruh.

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TopicFor Sale: My soul.
Heartomaton
07/03/20 8:15:29 PM
#37
lincoln002 posted...
So you want around an 8ths worth of weed for your soul? So $50? I see your offer and offer you $20 for it, that's enough for a gram, to get you high as a giraffe for a day.

What do you say? I also have some special conditions that must be met for me to feel like I am legit receiving your soul. Gonna need you to sign a piece of paper with a tiny bit of your blood.

Nice try, Satan.

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TopicFor Sale: My soul.
Heartomaton
07/03/20 8:14:12 PM
#34
Darkrobotisback posted...
You sure, I think I can already see a few spores growing inside your nails :)

I've never been much of a fun gi.

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Heartomaton
07/03/20 8:11:59 PM
#32
Darkrobotisback posted...
The army will mold you into a Arnold t-800

I don't want to be molded.

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TopicFor Sale: My soul.
Heartomaton
07/03/20 8:11:04 PM
#31
ThePieReborn posted...
If the Ayatollah can't have your soul, no one can.

He can have it for a decent exchange.

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Heartomaton
07/03/20 8:07:09 PM
#28
wackyteen posted...
Why not? It's the easiest thing I've ever done

I'm built like a teddy bear and loud people make me cry.

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TopicAre White people running out of Whiteness?
Heartomaton
07/03/20 8:05:23 PM
#2
We have bleach. We'll be fine.

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TopicSome positivity
Heartomaton
07/03/20 8:01:10 PM
#4
Tell that to every sperm that didn't get first in line.

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TopicFor Sale: My soul.
Heartomaton
07/03/20 7:59:40 PM
#26
lincoln002 posted...
I can cash app you enough for some weed for it.

I would like to be high as giraffe ass for like, a week.

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TopicFor Sale: My soul.
Heartomaton
07/03/20 7:57:52 PM
#24
lincoln002 posted...
What were you looking to trade it for?

Whatever's useful to me in some significant way.

Or weed.

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Heartomaton
07/03/20 7:57:05 PM
#23
wackyteen posted...
The Army is always hiring

I don't want to join the army.

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TopicHot girls with the same name as your sister
Heartomaton
07/03/20 7:55:47 PM
#2
Where my sisterless bros at?

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TopicFor Sale: My soul.
Heartomaton
07/03/20 7:54:58 PM
#19
lincoln002 posted...
I want it, but I don't know if taking it from you is the right thing to do.

You're not taking it, you're making a trade.

The_Creep_2020 posted...
No, but she is all heart

Not quite Captain Planet material...

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Heartomaton
07/03/20 7:52:24 PM
#16
AlisLandale posted...
Joan Jett will already do those for dirt cheap.

Does she have a soul, though?

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Heartomaton
07/03/20 7:51:51 PM
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I'll give you my virginity for your soul

I waited long enough to get rid of my original virginity, I won't be taking another one.

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Heartomaton
07/03/20 7:50:28 PM
#12
The_Creep_2020 posted...
One previous owner, slightly tarnished

"Slightly".

No_U_L7 posted...
is it used?

The opposite. It's been neglected.

AlisLandale posted...
What am I gonna do with a human soul?

Dirty things?

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Heartomaton
07/03/20 7:49:08 PM
#9
Touch posted...
I bid tree fiddy

Do I look like a god damn Loch Ness monster to you?

DrizztLink posted...
It smells like Mountain Dew and despair.

I must have it.

Oh I got despair for days. No idea where you're getting the Mountain Dew aroma though.

lincoln002 posted...
I'm interested.

Are you prepared to haggle?

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TopicApparently if you ever have badmouthed China or HK you can't go to HK now
Heartomaton
07/03/20 7:45:28 PM
#9
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Fuck China.

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Damn. Now I have to cancel my long-awaited and totally real trip to Hong Kong.

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TopicFor Sale: My soul.
Heartomaton
07/03/20 7:42:40 PM
#1
Entertaining all reasonable offers.

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TopicBlack man found hung in NJ Park
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07/03/20 7:36:18 PM
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Far, far too many to be suicides.

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Topic"We need to live with it," says the White House
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07/03/20 7:35:26 PM
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*Head hit desk.*

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TopicError you my guy for that lmao
Heartomaton
07/03/20 7:29:46 PM
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I'm a Venezuelan fishermen and you're a Bernie Bro.

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TopicWhy'd the Simpsons get rid of the quack psychiatrist guy?
Heartomaton
07/03/20 7:24:39 PM
#4
Voice was too harsh for the actor.

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TopicSo how is Keemstar allowed to exist?
Heartomaton
07/03/20 5:47:22 PM
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Had to look him up, otherwise this post would be a "Who?"

What a douche.

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TopicIf this topic hits 500...
Heartomaton
07/03/20 5:34:28 PM
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...then it will have 500 posts in it.

:D

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TopicTrump is golfing.
Heartomaton
07/03/20 5:25:44 PM
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But he never does that. Like, ever. I don't even think the president likes golf.

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TopicBut I poop from there Charlie Brown...
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07/03/20 5:10:04 PM
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They've come to spill your blood, Charlie Brown.

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