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SunWuKung420 posted...

Denying who you are is very unattractive.

This. Thats something the 500lb, ugly chicks in NYC learned ages ago.

Thats why when they walk down the street like theyre owning the catwalk, all us dudes look over and lick our chomps.

Its not the actual girl that hooked us... its her confidence.

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ForteEXE3850 posted...

Hollywood does not appreciate self depreciating humor.

They like to be treated like the gods they think they are.

They also thoroughly did not appreciate Jon Stewart making fun of them at the Oscars.

Now Jon Stewart is fucking funny.

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ParanoidObsessive posted...

You're still posting on an Internet message board full of nerds, so you still have one habit left to quit.

I see what youre doing.

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Now that I think about it... he was in The Office(UK) and I have a topic up about not understanding that either.

Its not that Im immune to dry humor. Actually I prefer it. But that speech just made me react like, ...ok. I even watched it again after you guys said you found it funny. Its like a Magic Eye painting where Im just not seeing the goddamn dolphin.

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5 minutes ago

RCtheWSBC posted...

I laughed the entire way through

3 minutes ago

Jen0125 posted...

I laughed through the whole thing. Like a real laugh not an air through the nose laugh

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Mead posted...

They should have hired Ricky Hamster hes more family friendly

Or... Ricky Raccoon.

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GenericGuy posted...

yuk

Dont be jelly... Im sure your thigh gap is cute too.

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Louis CK wouldve been 52 this year if he didnt die in that terrible masterbating accident a couple of years ago.

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https://youtu.be/W-mE0KZnzyc

Youtube comments love it. But I had to rewatch it like 5 times to see if maybe I was missing something. But nope. Wasnt funny.

A comedian that says, I wanna make a joke, and be funny and then goes from there is funny. A person that says, I wanna make a statement and I also want it to be funny just falls flat to me. Idk.

Did anyone here actually laugh at anything he said? And if so, what part?

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That thigh gap is so delicious looking.

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SunWuKung420 posted...

Is that someone we are supposed to know?

Is this the beginning of...

Dont Fuck With PotD?


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Bugmeat posted...

I delete pictures of past women when I start seeing someone else. So I only have pictures of.my current GF.

You dont like variety?

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I came here to say, American Royalty sure likes to make lots of topics on here. But helly already said this shit:

helIy posted...

Stop spamming my board with shitty topics.

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Taxi posted...

Look Former President Obama was Classier, nicer, handsomer, etc than Trump and all around probably one of the best Presidents we have had. That being said Trump is a businessman, economy is his strongspot. Unemployment is at record lows.
This election should be about the economy imo

Yeah, I know you aint serious but... this shit is really going to get ugly when all of Trumps fuck ups start eating away at whats been built.

Could be worse than 2008. Actually... hes already rolled back a lot of the changes made around that time. Even the Pay Day Loan industrys chains have been broken... now they can freely fuck over the people who actually use pay day loans; the fucking poor.

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Jen0125 posted...

Trump inherited a good economy

This. And even then that means nothing to all the poor people in red states like Kentucky, Louisiana, etc. They still struggle to find jobs, afford DECENT healthcare, provide for their families, and otherwise progress in life. For them, the land of opportunity has no shots to give them. Except for the shots they take every night to help them try and forget about their current status.

Their sadness and sorrow turned into anger and hatred... but because of their subpar education system, that resentment is aimed at their brown counterparts instead of the troublemaking politicians and wealthy fucks that put and keep them in that predicament.

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Taxi posted...

Communist China is pure evil. I wish America never combatTed Imperial japan and let them conquer asia... Not only would the economy of Asia be better but we wold have better human rights.

Wouldve been nice, and you bring up some good points. I also wonder if that wouldve had an effect on the cleanliness of Chinese Food restaurants here in the states.

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Taxi posted...

They are a bastion of evil in the Middle East. Israel is a safe haven for freedom and gives Arab citizens Muslim citizens of Israel better rights than Arab countries for the most part

Im not really in the mood to give respect for any nation claiming to do anything for Muslims when theres tons of them in concentration camps in China. How would Israel feel if in the 1940s we let Germany do their thing but treated the Jews in our own country almost as good as we do our own citizens?

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.businessinsider.com/muslim-woman-describes-horrors-of-chinese-concentration-camp-2019-10


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Ive never understood The Offices appeal. I see the humor. I am mildly entertained. But definitely not enough to feverishly go back and watch another episode.

It really feels like I am the only person on earth that doesnt enjoy it to the level everyone else does. I dont care for it. Sorry. But I wont apologize for being who I am! I am going to wear this badge with pride!!!! So ya can call me scandaloussssss. But I know in my heart that I am marveloussssss!

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WTF is that!?

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Mead posted...

Imagine having such shitty dreams

It beats having a dream where you get cuckd.

And then youre angry with your girl all throughout breakfast as if she actually did it.

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Shit puts me to sleep.

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Healthcare for the masses, and loan assistance doesnt expand the pockets of the elite. Actually, it kinda does the opposite.

Going to war does make the rich richer, though.

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KarsUltimate posted...

There's no such thing as the end of the world!

If thats true then explain this:

https://youtu.be/kCpjgl2baLs

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Still going on about that UPS truck.

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https://youtu.be/Z0GFRcFm-aY


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I mean... with all the surgery he was having, what other choice did he have?


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Yellow posted...

I don't necessarily believe that, but ok.

He was a bad guy that said hes a bad guy.

I prefer that to a bad guy that pretends to be a good guy. We seem to have our fill of those here.

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aHappySacka posted...

What was the order?

I can tell you it wasnt a Popeyes chicken sandwich, effectively making this shooting 100% avoidable.

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Judgmenl posted...

Which part? The part with the Casinos or the rich beach homes?

The state is like 210ft wide, does it matter?

Seriously, though, I go all over it for good food. Both Bears Smokehouse are far from me. Idc, I still go.

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InfestedAdam posted...

Which city do you live in?

In CT, you creeper.

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Lol, there are no girls in here.

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Aculo posted...

All members of Nickelback never wore underwear, ok?

Chad needs underwear for his face.

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Dont Fuck With Dogs.

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My man parts dont like to rub against the inside of the zipper.


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Buy Iceborne. Sooooo worth it.

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Free

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Yeah, mine closed down despite me constantly eating there.

I use to think only folks that wanted to pretend they were Naruto would go eat that shit. But once I tasted a good tonkutsu ramen my world changed. Now I am constantly searching for another authentic ramen spot.

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Same thing happened to me but it was my Nintendo Switch they were after.

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I couldve purchased that game. But I went with Senran Kagura Est Versus instead.



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So, we attacked this general because supposedly the intelligence agencies believed he would attack us.

Okay, so after 3 years of bashing the intelligence agencies, theyre now credible again? Is there no end to GOP flip flopping?

Just like how within 6 month the GOP went from pro-war to anti-war(Syria) to pro-war again.

Im not sure who is winning the Most Flip Flops Of The Decade, the GOP or the Xbox One brand.

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slacker03150 posted...

We haven't bombed Saudi Arabia yet.

Thats where the majority of the terrorist are but we dont care about that. *kermit the frog sipping tea*


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Yes, as a matter of fact, a lot of my coworkers had it. We go home and play together.

G11 was broken as shit, though. Didnt stop us from using it.

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Wow... even the real Christians arent safe in Trumps America.

Isnt this what the Bible meant when it says, ....he will deceive many.

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Pity post for your troubles, gubna.

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Bad and weird shit has always happened since the beginning of the world...

But is it just me or has it been a little extra as of late?

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Ive taken a break from the news, and come back to find that theyre promising devastating consequences for us.

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Only MH has the replayability to allow you to continuously call yourself a gamer.

Choosing any other franchise up there, even the fanboy choice of Zelda, will eventually cause you to stop gaming all together.

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TerranceC posted...

im just shy and prefer mobile dating

You sure youre just not after a beautiful majestic creature... with a little something extra?

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Having a rough time finding some, TC?

When something is really rare, do you know what theyre called? A unicorn.

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I have a friend who has very $uccessful friends, and he says their mattresses are amazing! He says buying expensive really makes a difference.

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