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TopicWhen buying a new car, what do you do with your old one?
Pepys Monster
07/11/20 4:57:07 PM
#2
Bump

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GOML
TopicLouisiana just shut down bars again...
Pepys Monster
07/11/20 4:33:39 PM
#14
But the protests prove that masks prevent the spread of COVID-19, so there's no need to shut down.

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GOML
TopicWhen buying a new car, what do you do with your old one?
Pepys Monster
07/11/20 4:27:11 PM
#1
Trade it in at a dealership? Sell it on Craigslist? Other?

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GOML
TopicOnce you try vanilla almond milk...
Pepys Monster
07/11/20 3:56:30 PM
#4
nfearurspecimn posted...
Maybe for cereal, but how you gonna use soy milk for cooking? Gross.
I'd rather not cook animal secretions into my food.

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GOML
TopicOnce you try vanilla almond milk...
Pepys Monster
07/11/20 3:55:04 PM
#1
You'll never go back to cow's milk.

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GOML
TopicHave you tried being vegan?
Pepys Monster
07/11/20 3:22:07 PM
#48
R1masher posted...
Every vegan I know is out of shape
I hit the gym almost daily. Come at me, bro.

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GOML
TopicGirls are really out here dating guys whose best dance move...
Pepys Monster
07/11/20 3:13:19 PM
#5
Bananana posted...
sounds like someone lost their girl in a dance off

its okay tc
This isn't an 80s movie, and if it were, I'd be a dance off champion.

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GOML
TopicGirls are really out here dating guys whose best dance move...
Pepys Monster
07/11/20 3:10:16 PM
#1
Is barely swaying. lol

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GOML
TopicIt is rumored that 45 will wear a face mask
Pepys Monster
07/11/20 2:54:07 PM
#26
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Id rather him not, while putting his hands on his face more than someone on molly.

is molly still a thing?
No shit it's still a thing that exists.

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GOML
TopicIf we do shut back down I hope they wait until Tuesday.
Pepys Monster
07/11/20 2:43:12 PM
#14
Why are you talking about the economy shutting back down? Did you hear news of this? I need my gym to stay open so I can make gains.

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GOML
TopicIt's been over 5 years since Fallout 4 got announced
Pepys Monster
07/11/20 1:42:11 PM
#27
I still play it.

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GOML
TopicBefore every decision, I ask myself "Is this alpha or beta?"
Pepys Monster
07/11/20 1:29:45 PM
#1
If it's beta, I don't do it.

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GOML
TopicHypothetical: The #1 most wanted criminal looks exactly like you.
Pepys Monster
07/11/20 1:26:01 PM
#4
I can make money off of this somehow. Maybe I can break into acting and do cameos on TV shows.

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GOML
TopicI am honestly doubtful that I'll ever date or be sexually active again
Pepys Monster
07/11/20 1:55:03 AM
#2
I too had a serious relationship with an abusive woman. Focus on yourself and your goals, and perhaps give therapy a try if it's an option.

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GOML
TopicDo you think the FBI has a file on you?
Pepys Monster
07/11/20 1:41:23 AM
#1
Or is actively watching you?

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GOML
TopicNeed some opinions on this car I'm looking at
Pepys Monster
07/10/20 10:13:19 PM
#10
Is this a serious topic?

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GOML
TopicNo looking for hookups but I make exceptions for Chad.
Pepys Monster
07/10/20 1:21:26 PM
#5
Would you rather hook up with an average girl, or a hot girl?

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GOML
TopicReopen schools this fall. Reopen businesses now. This is ridiculous.
Pepys Monster
07/10/20 1:17:48 PM
#33
CE: We need to stay inside for over a year. It's the only way.
CE later: The data doesn't lie. The protesters wore masks, so COVID-19 didn't spread at all.

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GOML
TopicJust made a LinkedIn.
Pepys Monster
07/09/20 11:06:26 PM
#1
Any advice?

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GOML
TopicIf a Karen coughs in your face, what can you legally do?
Pepys Monster
07/09/20 5:01:29 PM
#1
Anything?

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GOML
TopicI don't understand people who are insecure about how they look, but do nothing
Pepys Monster
07/09/20 3:01:57 PM
#1
About it. If you're sad because you're overweight or underweight, why not work hard in the gym and the kitchen to transform yourself?

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GOML
TopicApparently my coworker moved into a haunted room/house lol
Pepys Monster
07/09/20 1:51:42 PM
#7
So without even physically being there, the psychic/exorcist can tell exactly what ghosts live there? I don't buy it.

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GOML
TopicAverage guy: "Why would I waste money at a strip club?"
Pepys Monster
07/09/20 1:48:13 PM
#1
Also average guy: "I just subscribed to my 6/10 female friend for $29.99 a month! Yes!"

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GOML
TopicCop feels up on woman breast while arresting her as she demands a female officer
Pepys Monster
07/09/20 1:29:28 PM
#48
He used the edge of his hand to feel her sternum for weapons/contraband. He didn't grab her breast in his palm. Why he did it twice, I'm not sure.

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GOML
TopicNormie gun youtuber given hentai themed magazine and loses his shit
Pepys Monster
07/09/20 1:24:39 PM
#16
butthole666 posted...
I like this because of how clearly it demonstrates that he only likes guns to supplement what he feels is his own inadequate and fragile masculinity and probable micro penis

good content tc
How can you deduce any of this garbage just because he's not into hentai?

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GOML
TopicPost things that keep you up at night
Pepys Monster
07/09/20 3:00:54 AM
#6
Liberals still say "nobody is trying to take away your guns" while trying to get the AR-15 banned. At this point, just drop the act.

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GOML
Topicincels make no sense to me
Pepys Monster
07/09/20 2:57:14 AM
#12
I thought the OP would say something like "it's not THAT hard to get laid if you have a job and take care of yourself somewhat."

Politics posted...
Like if you think you are being discriminated against because of your appearance, why would you support fascism? Feminists are the ones fighting against the patriarchal standards of beauty.
Feminists are not fighting against muscular, tall, good-looking men being shown in movies, games, and TV shows.

Politics posted...
If you have social anxiety or depression, why would you support capitalism? Socialists are the ones fighting to make healthcare a human right so you can get medication or see a therapist.
I'm not sure on this one. Most of them don't have high-paying careers and resent "Chads" for making six figures.

Politics posted...
Fascism is about the survival of the fittest, social Darwinism if you would. Hitler would literally try to weed these people out of society. Progressives are the ones trying to make the world a more accepting place with more resources. It just makes no sense to me why these people are right wing >_>
Perhaps a lot of incels are actually left wing.

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GOML
TopicAt what age does it truly become OK to look at someone sinfully?
Pepys Monster
07/09/20 2:10:59 AM
#2
18

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GOML
TopicI've decided to quit drinking alcohol.
Pepys Monster
07/09/20 2:07:53 AM
#1
To get aesthetic AF. I've been hitting the gym since it re-opened, and alcohol has been sabotaging my gains.

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GOML
TopicSoda is possibly the worst un healthiest drink ever.
Pepys Monster
07/09/20 1:51:08 AM
#13
I hypothesize that soda is part of why America has an obesity problem.

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GOML
TopicBiden holds firm on opposing marijuana legalization
Pepys Monster
07/09/20 1:42:49 AM
#35
andel posted...
the choice is two anti weed old men. people will gladly vote for biden who isn't anti american troop lives and who doesn't tweet white power unlike his opponent
I'll gladly vote for neither.

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GOML
TopicBiden holds firm on opposing marijuana legalization
Pepys Monster
07/09/20 12:11:39 AM
#30
People want to vote for an anti-weed old man in 2020.

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GOML
TopicMuslim woman has 'ISIS' written on her cup at Starbucks in Minnesota
Pepys Monster
07/08/20 10:32:21 PM
#23
Isis is a real name, you guys. I met a girl at a party named that.

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GOML
TopicWhat are the biggest retcons in media history?
Pepys Monster
07/07/20 2:02:16 PM
#32
Michael Myers has been retconned in just about every movie.

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GOML
Topicthis guy at work keeps making stupid jokes about the lgbt community
Pepys Monster
07/07/20 1:44:07 PM
#11
Maybe he's scared to come out of the closet, and these unfunny jokes are how he copes.

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GOML
TopicAnybody know the user Conflict outside of GameFAQs?
Pepys Monster
07/07/20 2:41:29 AM
#5
That guy has been stalking me for like 12 years, for unknown reasons.

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GOML
TopicWhat's your opinion of women who say things like this on dating sites?
Pepys Monster
07/07/20 2:36:08 AM
#7
Why do they think we care what their venmo is? lol

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GOML
Topic$1 million, but you must be waterboarded.
Pepys Monster
07/07/20 2:31:33 AM
#23
Letron_James posted...
Not sure if potentially getting PTSD is worth 1 million
You'll definitely get PTSD.

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GOML
TopicHow many skeletons do you think Joe Biden has in his closet?
Pepys Monster
07/07/20 2:20:23 AM
#1
I bet many incriminating videos and audio recordings are going to come out during his presidential campaign.

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GOML
Topicto those who say "all lives matter", does that include black lives?
Pepys Monster
07/07/20 1:51:23 AM
#48
ohiostate124 posted...
Huh? Im assuming you must not eat anything then.
I'm a vegan.

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GOML
Topicto those who say "all lives matter", does that include black lives?
Pepys Monster
07/07/20 1:42:54 AM
#45
Someone should ask "All Lives Matter" if they ate bacon for breakfast that morning, and if those pigs lives mattered.

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GOML
Topic$1 million, but you must be waterboarded.
Pepys Monster
07/06/20 5:08:38 PM
#9
MrToothHasYou posted...
For twenty minutes straight? Youd be dead.
No, you get air breaks. But the torture will not end until 20 minutes have elapsed.

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GOML
Topic$1 million, but you must be waterboarded.
Pepys Monster
07/06/20 5:03:01 PM
#1
For 20 minutes. Would you do it?

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GOML
TopicHarvard announced their classes will be online Tuition will stay the same at 49k
Pepys Monster
07/06/20 4:35:15 PM
#48
Reminds me of how my HOA sent a letter explaining why they can't re-open the swimming pool due to the increased expenses it would have. Yet the $300 HOA fee remains the same despite the pool closure.

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GOML
TopicYou know how men have to be macho every day?
Pepys Monster
07/06/20 3:14:34 PM
#1
Does it ever make you feel energy drained?

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GOML
TopicBritish police officers pull over black people, because driving expensive car.
Pepys Monster
07/06/20 3:09:17 PM
#2
MeIon Bread posted...
And this is Britain, where the police aren't too bad.
You mean the police who steal tools like screwdrivers from people during "weapon sweeps"?

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GOML
TopicWould you date/marry somebody with autism?
Pepys Monster
07/06/20 2:05:40 PM
#7
Sure. My ex fiancee claimed she had it.

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GOML
Topicwhy is losing weight considered hard
Pepys Monster
07/06/20 1:47:13 PM
#19
Losing weight is way easier than putting on pounds of muscle.

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GOML
TopicHow do you meet hot girls during the coronavirus?
Pepys Monster
07/06/20 1:25:39 PM
#7
The Trent posted...
they're more underground and exclusive now and the girls are hotter and even more into calling guys daddy...but you're just not invited anymore sorry
LOL, the underground ones have poorer, uglier people.

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GOML
TopicHow do you meet hot girls during the coronavirus?
Pepys Monster
07/06/20 1:23:08 PM
#5
The Trent posted...
raves
There aren't any anymore.

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