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TopicHenry Cavill puts the "master race" in "PC master race"
FortuneCookie
07/16/20 12:15:37 PM
#3
Phew. I was afraid he'd gone off the deep end and said some white supremacist shit. I should know Superman would never do that.

I don't get how "PC master race" is an accepted thing. It's literally paraphrasing Hitler.

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Topicmy sister is always like wanna buy this for mom and we split cost
FortuneCookie
07/16/20 12:13:33 PM
#2
lingerie?

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TopicCorny, but I think Id be cool if Nick and Viacom to mend fences after apology
FortuneCookie
07/16/20 12:12:32 PM
#11
Southernfatman posted...
To certain folks, it's ok when they're bigoted. They think anti-white bigotry is ok because white people are the majority. They think only systemic racism is bad.

This is why the article is addressing "anti-Semitic" remarks and not him saying that white people are little less than animals.

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TopicThe Mask is one of those times the movie is better than the comic book
FortuneCookie
07/16/20 12:08:22 PM
#5
The Mask
Tarzan
Frankenstein
Jurassic Park
Jaws
Psycho

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TopicJames Gunn says WB Blocked GAY VELMA in SCOOBY DOO to PROTECT THE KIDS!!
FortuneCookie
07/16/20 12:04:30 PM
#47
If they really wanted to protect the kids, they should've removed the twist ending. Just because someone is unpopular, it doesn't make them a bad individual. That's the real harmful message -- not "Velma likes girls."

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TopicCDC says US could get covid under control in 1-2 months if everyone wore masks
FortuneCookie
07/16/20 11:57:04 AM
#25
I normally don't complain about moderations, but how obvious could it be that a post is a character post? I might as well have posted

It's simple, we kill the Batman.

I guess you literally have to post a disclaimer when making any kind of remark like that.

(I don't advocate killing Batman or any other vigilante superheroes.)

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TopicWhere did the ''pedophiles = labored breathers'' trope come from?
FortuneCookie
07/16/20 11:42:18 AM
#5
That's probably it. It's probably an outgrowth of the creepy caller trope. Thanks.

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TopicRussian Police Major falls from window after testifying against boss
FortuneCookie
07/16/20 11:23:20 AM
#2
-_-

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TopicJames Gunn says WB Blocked GAY VELMA in SCOOBY DOO to PROTECT THE KIDS!!
FortuneCookie
07/16/20 11:16:17 AM
#42
Oh, you.

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TopicJames Gunn says WB Blocked GAY VELMA in SCOOBY DOO to PROTECT THE KIDS!!
FortuneCookie
07/16/20 11:14:32 AM
#40
I've changed my mind. Velma is allowed to hook up with Daphne if Shaggy is allowed to hook up with Fred.

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TopicJames Gunn says WB Blocked GAY VELMA in SCOOBY DOO to PROTECT THE KIDS!!
FortuneCookie
07/16/20 11:14:01 AM
#39
Questionmarktarius posted...
Mutual bearding is an option.

Velma hooks up with Daphne.
Shaggy hooks up with Fred.

That would be amazing.


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TopicJames Gunn says WB Blocked GAY VELMA in SCOOBY DOO to PROTECT THE KIDS!!
FortuneCookie
07/16/20 11:10:25 AM
#37
I like the idea of Velma being a lesbian. At the time the first movie came out, a number of women in the LGBTQ community were claiming her as one of their own. Then the movie gave her a boyfriend.

If the next Scooby Doo makes her a lesbian, I'm all for it. Unfortunately, she's so often shipped with Shaggy at this point it'd almost be like making a Superman movie where Lois Lane is gay. I think they'd be more likely to make Daphne a lesbian, Fred undefined, and have Shaggy and Velma continue to be a ship. I know that's still breaking up a canon heterosexual couple, but Fred and Daphne are less interesting characters and therefore easier to tinker with.

If Velma is a lesbian in the next movie or cartoon show, that's awesome. Just don't go for the obvious Daphne x Velma ship.

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TopicWhere did the ''pedophiles = labored breathers'' trope come from?
FortuneCookie
07/16/20 11:03:21 AM
#3
Obviously, but what makes labored breathing creepy? It's the same impression. It has to have some origin.

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TopicWhere did the ''pedophiles = labored breathers'' trope come from?
FortuneCookie
07/16/20 10:46:55 AM
#1
Every time someone spoofs something a pedophile would say, the impersonation is always one of labored breathing and awkward pauses.

"Hey kids.... *deep breathing* you wanna... *deep breathing" ...come over to my apartment for some candy?"

Where does that come from? There has to be a specific reference? Is it a movie character? A real person? It's such an oddly specific thing and nobody questions it.


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TopicTeachers are so worried about returning to school that they're preparing wills
FortuneCookie
07/16/20 10:40:50 AM
#11
My face when I've been working pharmacy since Covid-19 began:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSKrXhA5eck

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TopicWoman said I could bang her but have to do a porn with her BF first.
FortuneCookie
07/16/20 10:39:17 AM
#20
She's cute, but not worth sex with a guy who looks like that.

If you had a clean-shaven, youthful, girly-looking twink, I'd be all about tapping that. But a duebro with facial hair? Sorry. I'm not that bisexual.

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TopicImagine walking and holding hands at Disney World with her
FortuneCookie
07/16/20 10:19:05 AM
#7
For a moment, I thought she had three legs.

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TopicWatching Kong: Skull Island for the first time.
FortuneCookie
07/15/20 11:30:03 PM
#16
BeyondWalls posted...
It's certainly better than Peter Jackson's snorefest.

Yeah.

He let too many cooks in on the creative decisions and made the classic mistake of equating length with quality. By the time the dinosaurs show up, half the audience is bored from waiting.

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Topicauthor of white fragility says capitalism is bound to racism
FortuneCookie
07/15/20 11:17:59 PM
#7
ScazarMeltex posted...
What other term would you use for a group of people that hold the majority of positions of power and wealth in this country but still manage to think that they are oppressed?

I didn't know white people were hive-minded like that. Are we psychically linked? Is there a hive queen in in a secret underground lair who lays white people eggs?

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Topicauthor of white fragility says capitalism is bound to racism
FortuneCookie
07/15/20 10:56:48 PM
#2
Sounds about like something a person who uses the words "white fragility" would say.

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TopicIs China the 2020 Nazi Germany?
FortuneCookie
07/15/20 10:55:34 PM
#38
Damn_Underscore posted...
Drone footage of police(?) leading blindfolded Uighur Muslims away from trains

https://gfycat.com/welldocumentedgrizzledafricanwilddog

That is terrifying. There'snobody to hold the Chinese government accountable.

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TopicIs China the 2020 Nazi Germany?
FortuneCookie
07/15/20 10:54:08 PM
#37
"Trump is a bad man and that makes him Hitler."

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TopicWatching Kong: Skull Island for the first time.
FortuneCookie
07/15/20 10:51:34 PM
#11
It gets bogged down with some hamfisted politics, but it's pretty decent

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TopicThis pokedex entry is real
FortuneCookie
07/15/20 1:09:40 PM
#7
"Those kids at school they tease you, Kenny. Because they've never tasted hell. Today, we turn the tables!"

~ MST3K's presentation of Gamera

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TopicWhat are the positives of this pandemic?
FortuneCookie
07/15/20 12:47:45 PM
#1
  • More literotica! People are stuck at home, so they have more time to write pervy stories. :3
  • Hazard pay. My life is now worth $100 more per week. (Yay.)
  • Free cable previews in the early stages


Seriously, this pandemic stinks. I'm ready to go to Disney World. <_<

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Topic$5,000,000 but every girl is Karen.
FortuneCookie
07/15/20 12:33:19 PM
#3
Is Karen a gold digger?

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TopicPic of statue that has replaced the torn down Colston statue
FortuneCookie
07/15/20 12:32:37 PM
#7
Girl's got a nice figure.

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TopicKevin Bacon, star of Cult Classic film "Tremors" (1990)
FortuneCookie
07/15/20 12:31:39 PM
#37
Kevin Bacon was the voice of Balto -- who randomly stopped talking in the last twenty minutes of the movie.

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TopicThe first film the Wachoski Brothers ever did was a lesbian neo-noir drama.
FortuneCookie
07/15/20 12:30:24 PM
#16
hawt

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TopicDo you see the USA returning as the No.1 country in the world any time soon?
FortuneCookie
07/15/20 11:05:40 AM
#28
coh posted...
Who is they?

CNN

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TopicYour honest thoughts on people who go to Disney World/theme parks during covid?
FortuneCookie
07/15/20 11:03:46 AM
#19
I wanna go, but nobody wants to go with me.

I have a week off and nothing to do with it. I just might be a giant manchild and go to a day or two at Disney by myself.

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TopicDo you see the USA returning as the No.1 country in the world any time soon?
FortuneCookie
07/15/20 10:53:20 AM
#19
crennigo posted...
Lol nobody believes that.

The moment he became president is when they started ranking China as #1 and the US as #2.

<_<

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Topic37 years later, do you have a classic NES hooked up?
FortuneCookie
07/15/20 10:51:43 AM
#19
My NES doesn't work. I have an artificial retro style NES. It's been a little while since I've played an NES game though.

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TopicUniversally hated video game characters that you like.
FortuneCookie
07/15/20 1:42:21 AM
#20
sabin017 posted...
Probably the Duck Hunt dog. Why does everyone try to shoot him?

He laughed at me when I was 4 years old.

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TopicMarvel and DC movie director, James Gunn, comes out as a huge Kamen Rider fan
FortuneCookie
07/15/20 1:40:05 AM
#26
I'm familiar with Ultraman, Ultraseven, Greenman, Redman, MirrorMan, Fire Man, Gridman -- I swear these aren't Mega Man bosses -- I've never had an opportunity to really make Kamen Rider's acquaintance.

I know the guy exists, but I don't know anything about him except that he rides a motorcycle.

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TopicMarvel and DC movie director, James Gunn, comes out as a huge Kamen Rider fan
FortuneCookie
07/15/20 1:31:44 AM
#17
Hollywood director
Japanese character

"Scarlett Johansson to play female Kamen Rider in 2022 film adaptation of popular tokusatsu series..."

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TopicDo you see the USA returning as the No.1 country in the world any time soon?
FortuneCookie
07/15/20 1:29:15 AM
#3
America since 1945: "We're number one! We're number one!"
2008: *Black guy becomes president* "Actually... We're more like Number 2 behind China right now."

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TopicCovid 19 disappears overnight but
FortuneCookie
07/15/20 1:26:29 AM
#7
Nah, man. I'd rather have hundreds of thousands of people dying than to have a guy I dislike be president. :v

(That's sarcasm.)

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TopicNick cannon says some racist shit? Immediately cancelled. Tucker Carlson
FortuneCookie
07/15/20 12:22:26 AM
#8
I've heard about Nick Cannon's rants. What did Tucker Carlson say or do?

I don't watch Fox News, so I'm not familiar with the guy.

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TopicI hate how Black people get blamed for things we never did
FortuneCookie
07/15/20 12:18:13 AM
#4
"Will you stop killing us?"

It's mostly bigoted police doing that. And for all our privilege, not even white people can fight corrupt cops without ending up dead or incarcerated.

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TopicIf Obama was president, we would be in the same mess right now.
FortuneCookie
07/14/20 11:37:22 PM
#7
The problem is that Trump, as the voice of the conservative party, has taken a no mask response. Had this happened during Obama's presidency, George W. Bush, Mitt Romney, and John McCain would've all vouched for wearing masks.

We would've still gotten the "muh freedom" contingent, and the people claiming that this is communism, but I think at least 40% of conservatives would've worn masks. 90% of liberals, 40% of conservatives, and more than half of independents would've worn masks.

It would have been a lot less people going mask-free than what we have now.

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TopicDragon's Dogma anime coming to Netflix in September
FortuneCookie
07/14/20 11:31:20 PM
#8
Original anime series? Does this mean it's produced in Japan?

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TopicBill Cosby citing systemic racism as he fights sexual assault conviction.
FortuneCookie
07/14/20 11:12:57 PM
#12
Cos,

I don't want you out of prison. I want every white actor or producer who did the same thing you did to be rotting away in prison beside you.

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TopicAbout to start Super Mario RPG
FortuneCookie
07/14/20 11:05:32 PM
#21
NightRender posted...
The only permanently kissable thing I know is a hidden chest in the first 20 minutes. If you miss it, your hidden chest radar will go off in that room for the rest of the game.

I absolutely HATE that missible. You literally have to break the fourth wall to get it since, in the context of the story, Mario hasn't been told about the existence of the hidden chests. He's also putting the rescue of the princess on hold to grab a hidden item... which now that I think about it is something he does all the time.

In hindsight, Mario's kind of an ass. <_<

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TopicBen 10 vs Goku is currently an argument going around....
FortuneCookie
07/14/20 11:03:43 PM
#19
What about Felix the Cat?

Could he reach into his bag of tricks and come up with something that would defeat both Goku and Ben 10 in Super Saijin form?

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TopicKeep on rocking in the free world!
FortuneCookie
07/14/20 10:59:47 PM
#2
Don't feel like Satan, but I am to them
So I try to forget it anyway I can

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TopicIs Darkseid "darkseed" or "darkside"?
FortuneCookie
07/14/20 10:45:50 PM
#15
Tyranthraxus posted...
Darkseid came before Star Wars anyway

Allegedly, Darkseid was one of the influences on Darth Vader's design.

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TopicAztec palace's remains uncovered in Mexico City
FortuneCookie
07/14/20 10:44:05 PM
#5
Lord Spoilsport

Don't blame me if the winged serpent gets you. <_<

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