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metallica846 posted...

I go hunting once or twice a year and every time I read this shit it drives me crazy. When I hear something, I take my rifle and look at what Im shooting. What does it look like? Does it look like a deer? Does it look like a pig? Am I legally able to shoot this animal?

After allllll those questions are answered, I continue to take aim and then fire. How in the holiest of FUCKS can you mistake a turkey for a kid!?!?

This always screams drunk or drinking. Maybe drugs. Maybe dusk but even then you shouldnt be taking a shot unless you can absolutely confirm the target.

Yeah, when I took my CCW course, one of the rules the instructor drilled into us over and over was never point any gun at something you're not willing to destroy.


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"There are crazy people in the world that do crazy ****. That is the end of it. There's nothing you can do about it." - Jon Stewart

ClunkerSlim posted...

A mod should not have this poor judgement.

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"There are crazy people in the world that do crazy ****. That is the end of it. There's nothing you can do about it." - Jon Stewart

kingdrake2 posted...

true. also to wear really bright orange.
since that's a clear marker it's a human and not an animal.

I remember seeing something years ago about these people who lived near an area frequented by deer hunters during the season, and for some reason they had a fake deer in their yard. During hunting season, they'd put an orange vest and cap on it. ^_^

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"There are crazy people in the world that do crazy ****. That is the end of it. There's nothing you can do about it." - Jon Stewart

^
Yeah, when I used to mow my grandma's yard, I'd go around for 10 or so minutes beforehand plugging all the entrance holes with pebbles. Of course, if she'd just let me pour gasoline down them, it wouldn't have mattered. ^_^

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"There are crazy people in the world that do crazy ****. That is the end of it. There's nothing you can do about it." - Jon Stewart

https://theoatmeal.com/comics/bees_vs_hornets

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"There are crazy people in the world that do crazy ****. That is the end of it. There's nothing you can do about it." - Jon Stewart

thronedfire2 posted...

I remember when I saw her boobies

Good times.

There was also the leaked BJ video...

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"There are crazy people in the world that do crazy ****. That is the end of it. There's nothing you can do about it." - Jon Stewart

DrizztLink posted...

Still?

Yep.

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"There are crazy people in the world that do crazy ****. That is the end of it. There's nothing you can do about it." - Jon Stewart

pogo_rabid posted...

who?

If serious, she's the singer for Paramore.

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"There are crazy people in the world that do crazy ****. That is the end of it. There's nothing you can do about it." - Jon Stewart

voldothegr8 posted...

Nature is metal and I'm not becoming a statistic.

Just found my next sig. ^_^

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"There are crazy people in the world that do crazy ****. That is the end of it. There's nothing you can do about it." - Jon Stewart

Bad_Mojo posted...

Can we post the video here? There is a video of them killing bees, so why not a mouse?

It really shows you how big and violent they are

I watched it, and I regret it. Poor little mouse never had a chance. :( It looked like a grappling match between Demian Maia and some Joe Schmo who'd had literally one jiu-jitsu lesson.

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"There are crazy people in the world that do crazy ****. That is the end of it. There's nothing you can do about it." - Jon Stewart

Austin_Era_II posted...

Just nuke them - Duncanwii

The way this year's going, they'd survive and mutate into an even more lethal form.


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"There are crazy people in the world that do crazy ****. That is the end of it. There's nothing you can do about it." - Jon Stewart

voldothegr8 posted...

Oh god the front page of TMZ shows a video of one of these evil fucks easily killing a mouse.

Why are they here now!?!

Because God hates us.

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"There are crazy people in the world that do crazy ****. That is the end of it. There's nothing you can do about it." - Jon Stewart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7VMcMJBjD4

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"There are crazy people in the world that do crazy ****. That is the end of it. There's nothing you can do about it." - Jon Stewart

I listen to morning shows on my way home from work (as you might guess, I'm on night shift), but usually I listen to CDs.

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"There are crazy people in the world that do crazy ****. That is the end of it. There's nothing you can do about it." - Jon Stewart

Props to TC for actually having pics.

Although for lizard, you probably would have gotten more votes if you'd used a pic of Madame Vastra from Doctor Who.

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"There are crazy people in the world that do crazy ****. That is the end of it. There's nothing you can do about it." - Jon Stewart

Zareth posted...

Is it Live Action? Danny DeVito can still play Phil.

Hell to the yes.

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"There are crazy people in the world that do crazy ****. That is the end of it. There's nothing you can do about it." - Jon Stewart

Hairistotle posted...

tim daly? or george newburn? either way i am now super interested in this sephiroth bozo

Newbern (Supes in Justice League Unlimited; Daly played him in Superman The Animated Series and the original Justice League) was Sephiroth in Advent Children. In FF7 Remake, he's played by Tyler Hoechlin (Supes on Supergirl).

Guy_Fieri posted...

Wakka, Bender, and Marcus Fenix are all the same dude

So are Bloo and Lord Saladin. Blew my mind when I learned that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_IlsPypwZs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkhPJDrpSc

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"War represents a failure of every other policy - a tragic loss of civility, a coup for barbarism." -- Bruce Campbell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJhDV0MMPAs

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"War represents a failure of every other policy - a tragic loss of civility, a coup for barbarism." -- Bruce Campbell

Before I clicked on this topic, I thought "I bet it's going to be a skinny-ass, unthreatening black kid getting tossed around by a white cop at least twice his size."

I was right. >_>

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"War represents a failure of every other policy - a tragic loss of civility, a coup for barbarism." -- Bruce Campbell

Entity13 posted...

I'm going to have to rein this in and ask how you pronounce the two words, because I've yet to hear them any different.

It's tricky, but "reign" is usually pronounced with a shorter "a" sound, while "rain" has a slightly longer one.

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"War represents a failure of every other policy - a tragic loss of civility, a coup for barbarism." -- Bruce Campbell

A drink called a Red Demon. It's just vodka and Cheerwine (a black cherry flavored soda from the South).

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"War represents a failure of every other policy - a tragic loss of civility, a coup for barbarism." -- Bruce Campbell

Punchsmack posted...

That's the thing, there isn't really a "chocolate red velvet" cake, all red velvet cakes have cocoa in it. As adjl pointed out, you're more or less eating red pound cake or just red cake. There's no "velvet" component at all.

Google it up yourself, every recipe includes cocoa.

I'm not arguing this anymore. Every woman in my family (and this is over 100 years of little old Southern lady kitchen experience) has made it this way. Maybe it's just a family modification because back in the day they were too poor to buy chocolate, but it's what I've always had.

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"War represents a failure of every other policy - a tragic loss of civility, a coup for barbarism." -- Bruce Campbell

adjl posted...

Shortening and a whole bottle of red food colouring? That sounds awful.

The term "velvet" refers to the result of incorporating non-flour dry ingredients into the mix to effectively soften the flour (reducing overall gluten content), one of which was cocoa. The original reddish colour was a consequence of the cocoa reacting with the acid in the cake (the recipe I've seen uses vinegar+baking soda for leavening, so plenty of acid there), though that really gave more of a mahogany colour than actual red. Turning it truly red was a later idea from somebody looking to market their food colourings, which doesn't necessarily depend on cocoa, but the traditional idea still makes use of cocoa. What you've got there is pretty much just an ordinary pound cake with red food colouring, not a distinct variety of cake. A lot of people will try to pass that off as red velvet, particularly where it's a lot easier to get a bright red colour in a white cake than a chocolate one, but that's not genuine red velvet any more than you'd have blue velvet if you subbed blue colouring.

I'll still take it over chocolate red velvet. All I can tell you is that it's the smoothest cake I've ever had.

Also, Swan's Down is a very finely-sifted flour with an incredibly soft texture.

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"War represents a failure of every other policy - a tragic loss of civility, a coup for barbarism." -- Bruce Campbell

captpackrat posted...

I had a pair of cheap western boots from Walmart, but the sole is literally falling apart after wearing them almost daily for 3 years. Walmart doesn't carry that boot anymore and I've been having trouble finding anything similar at a decent price.

Whenever I see things like this, I'm reminded of something George Carlin said: "They find out I like something, they stop making it."

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"War represents a failure of every other policy - a tragic loss of civility, a coup for barbarism." -- Bruce Campbell

Punchsmack posted...

Faint chocolate flavor with a gallon of red food coloring, no thanks. Red3 and Red40 are bad for you people, bad.

Never in my life have I had red velvet with chocolate flavor, although googling it shows that is such a thing. I was unaware of this.

Here's the recipe I use for red velvet cake:

3 cups white sugar, mix with 1 1/2 cups room temperature Crisco. Mix.
Add 7 room temperature Grade A eggs, one at a time. Mix each in completely.
Add 3 cups Swan's Down flour. Mix.
Add 1 cup room temperature white milk. (I use 1%)
Add one bottle red food coloring & 2 tbsp vanilla
Bake at 325F for 60-90 minutes.

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"War represents a failure of every other policy - a tragic loss of civility, a coup for barbarism." -- Bruce Campbell

wwinterj25 posted...

Nothing worse than that. I had to throw some footwear out that got soaked and smelled like shit after drying them out. Thankfully those were just cheap footwear so it wasn't surprising or a big deal.

Nah, not the interior, the outside, the soles.

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"War represents a failure of every other policy - a tragic loss of civility, a coup for barbarism." -- Bruce Campbell

Black Reebok DMX Max. They have air cushions in the soles and I'm on my feet all night at work.

https://www.reebok.com/us/walk-ultra-7-dmx-max-mens-shoes/EH0863.html

Only thing is the soles aren't waterproof, so if they get soaked, the cushions will deflate permanently. I have a pair of cheap Walmart sneakers to wear to and from my car if it's raining.

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"War represents a failure of every other policy - a tragic loss of civility, a coup for barbarism." -- Bruce Campbell

wwinterj25 posted...

I don't like the taste of Coffee but like Coffee flavoured things.

I don't like the taste of coffee, but I like the scent of coffee brewing.

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"War represents a failure of every other policy - a tragic loss of civility, a coup for barbarism." -- Bruce Campbell

Red velvet FTW.

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"War represents a failure of every other policy - a tragic loss of civility, a coup for barbarism." -- Bruce Campbell

Dreamgamer_lgbt posted...

Someone was talking about hallmark movies recently , which I've heard about but never seen , and I checked couple of them only to find out that they are really just all the same cause the set up is always a caucasian straight couple .

Reminds me of the joke someone once made about Nicholas Sparks movie posters: "Coming soon: White People Almost Kissing".

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"War represents a failure of every other policy - a tragic loss of civility, a coup for barbarism." -- Bruce Campbell

LOL, some of the comments in the originating thread are comedy gold.

"Y'all are a PlayStation company PC is a direct competing platform not only y'all destroyed PlayStation of 25 years but you don't see Nintendo putting Exclusives on PC because of the reasons i described 25 years and went down the drain it's over for PlayStation this is not my SIE"

"You don't see Nintendo putting their assets on PC. I suppose "only on Playstation" is pretty worthless, now. What a disgrace."

"Good luck selling horizon zero dawn 2 now PlayStation fans doesn't want it, well at least you might get a few on pc, i know i'm out"

"No reason to buy a PS console anymore, just wait til Sony port an exclusive game to the PC."

"you destroyed the brand only on playstation, now that makes no sense, bravo"

"Warning to anyone that wants read this thread there high tier amount of salt down below this tweet prepare your popcorn guys"

"Nothing is funnier than watching playstation fanboys going absolutely batshit over a game being ported to another platform."

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"War represents a failure of every other policy - a tragic loss of civility, a coup for barbarism." -- Bruce Campbell

wolfy42 posted...

Is that Tracey Hickman's son? Nope I checked. Too bad that woulda been super cool.

I mean, chronologically he could be, but he isn't. ^_^

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"War represents a failure of every other policy - a tragic loss of civility, a coup for barbarism." -- Bruce Campbell

The average gamer is spending 6 hours a week from online gaming

Jesus Christ, that's not even an hour a day. You might as well say commuting an hour every day for work will have a negative impact on someone's body.

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"War represents a failure of every other policy - a tragic loss of civility, a coup for barbarism." -- Bruce Campbell

"Trevor the Vampire" will always have a place in my heart for being the first one I saw.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUj88_aPNkg

I also always liked the simplicity and cleverness of "Homsar"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHLsrzYt-H4

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"War represents a failure of every other policy - a tragic loss of civility, a coup for barbarism." -- Bruce Campbell

Flockaveli posted...

I don't know anything about 5FDP other than they're huge and most likely were "the band" to get a lot of people into metal.

To me, they're just kind of 'meh'. I can see why people like them, but I don't particularly care about them.

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"War represents a failure of every other policy - a tragic loss of civility, a coup for barbarism." -- Bruce Campbell

TheGoldenEel posted...

I mean Im all for artist evolution but Im not sure making your sound more and more commercial is the kind of meaningful evolution anyone should want from a band

that said some of the experimentation on that code orange record worked for me. Its like half a good record

"The bottom line is, everyone in this business is in it to make money. Myself included." -- Scott Ian

It just seemed to me like a further refining of their sound. They'd been playing the other way since they were teenagers, might have been trying to avoid burnout.

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"War represents a failure of every other policy - a tragic loss of civility, a coup for barbarism." -- Bruce Campbell

Stock market crashed before the Great Depression. :/

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"War represents a failure of every other policy - a tragic loss of civility, a coup for barbarism." -- Bruce Campbell

ReggieTheReckless posted...

Dasher dancer prancer vixen comet cupid Donner blitzen

Forgot Randolph, the Redneck Reindeer.

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"War represents a failure of every other policy - a tragic loss of civility, a coup for barbarism." -- Bruce Campbell

I had to actually count them off, but I managed it.

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"War represents a failure of every other policy - a tragic loss of civility, a coup for barbarism." -- Bruce Campbell

TheGoldenEel posted...

Their new album was very disappointing

its like a half and half split between their older stuff, and early 2000s modern rock/nu-metal worship

like they have a song on there that legit sounds like Linkin park

what tf

I get what you're saying, but how many bands keep making stuff that sounds the same as it did in their early days without stagnating (AC/DC) or bordering on self-parody (Slayer)? Most artists evolve musically. Like James Hetfield said once, "People want us to do Kill 'Em All Part 12. It can't happen, man. We grow and we change."

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"War represents a failure of every other policy - a tragic loss of civility, a coup for barbarism." -- Bruce Campbell

Code Orange's new song is pretty good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybBzQsMfFvs

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"War represents a failure of every other policy - a tragic loss of civility, a coup for barbarism." -- Bruce Campbell

What's with these shitty-weighted polls recently?

I like it well enough (well, except for that godawful main battle music), but it's not in my top 10.

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"War represents a failure of every other policy - a tragic loss of civility, a coup for barbarism." -- Bruce Campbell

Story, DC: Batman: The Long Halloween, by Jeph Loeb & Tim Sale. (Self-contained, Gotham-centered gangster story.)

Story, Marvel: The Mighty Thor: I Whom the Gods Would Destroy, by Jim Shooter & Vince Colletta. (Thor trying to deal with Odin fucking with him.)

Story, Image: The Red Wing, by Jonathan Hickman & Nick Pitarra. (One of the absolute best sci-fi stories I've ever read.)

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"War represents a failure of every other policy - a tragic loss of civility, a coup for barbarism." -- Bruce Campbell

RCtheWSBC posted...

I've never used it in a sentence like that. But comparing Karen to the n-word is lmfao white fragility

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"War represents a failure of every other policy - a tragic loss of civility, a coup for barbarism." -- Bruce Campbell

pegusus123456 posted...

Ya'll thought Nomura wasn't going to get any Kingdom Hearts in your peanut butter and now you chowing the fuck down on Reese's Pieces.

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"War represents a failure of every other policy - a tragic loss of civility, a coup for barbarism." -- Bruce Campbell

Hey, at least it didn't get canceled.


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"War represents a failure of every other policy - a tragic loss of civility, a coup for barbarism." -- Bruce Campbell

MICHALECOLE posted...

You sound chrono triggered

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"War represents a failure of every other policy - a tragic loss of civility, a coup for barbarism." -- Bruce Campbell

MICHALECOLE posted...

You sound chrono triggered

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"War represents a failure of every other policy - a tragic loss of civility, a coup for barbarism." -- Bruce Campbell

This is karma for Undertale beating Chrono Trigger - CHRONO TRIGGER - in the Best Game of All Time bracket a few years back. ^_^

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"War represents a failure of every other policy - a tragic loss of civility, a coup for barbarism." -- Bruce Campbell

That exist: Tali (Mass Effect), Anya (Gears of War), Spider-Man 2099. Tali is the only one that'll really be hard for me to find at a reasonable price. Anya was part of a GameStop-exclusive box but you can find her for around $30.

That don't exist: Life Is Strange or The Birthday Massacre.


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"If at any point violence is the answer to someone questioning your beliefs, your beliefs are poorly formed and indefensible." -- Chris Kluwe