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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uocHYbEbWSE (12hp)

Entrant #20: Apollo_Phoenix

JR: Apollo Phoenix, the former member of ASS, a multi-time champion, a fantastic competitor by any stretch of the imaginatio-*JR's booth tips over as it is struck by a flailing arm*

XIII: *XIII's arms and legs have now grown to the point that they cannot be contained by the UCA_Arena. They stretch at bizarre angles all over the building, breaking through the walls and then breaking back in, like an out-of-control plant, like the very veins of the building itself. XIII, oblivious to the chaos he is causing as several thousand members of the UCA_Universe are killed by his stretching, continues to focus on the ring as everyone in the crowd ceases to exist. JR, shocked at the death and destruction around him, tries his best to maintain his professionalism and continue, even though the booth he is stuck in is now lying on its side. Through all this, the ring lays untouched and the competitors, ignoring the chaos, continue trying to win 50 US Dollars.*

XIII: *stretches*

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*stretches into DP's face*
(Hurt dp)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3ke2I9rVhU

Entrant #19: DpOblivion

JR: BAH GAWD, DP! DP HAS ARRIVED! THE MAN WHO WON THE UCA CHAMPIONSHIP IN THE RUMBLE BACK IN 2017!

XIII: *stretches more viciously than ever before, killing several members of the UCA_Universe as they are decapitated by the gargantuan, tagliatellesque arms and legs*

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Dp doing God's work

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go8-t09PgGU

Entrant #18: Bossman_Coolguy

JR: *sitting in separate booth as XIII's arms and legs stretch longer and longer* The Big Bossman has entered the Rumble, but this is a hard group to take control of!

XIII: *grabs sunglasses from a nearby spectator with his now super-long arms, and puts them on*

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq7-ZI89yYs

JR: Jukkie! A rare appearance, but a welcome one!

XIII: *XIII's arms and legs have now stretched to the point that UCA_Admin have run out to isolate JR in a separate booth so he doesn't get hurt by them.*

JR: *while running* Can Jukkie claim a surprise win? We're almost at the halfway point!


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwiSTOUXdj4

Entrant #16: Whiskey Nick

JR: BAH GAWD IT'S LAST YEAR'S WINNER, WHISKEY NICK!

XIII: *momentarily stops stretching*

JR: We've never had a user win twice in a row before, but could this be the time?!

XIII: *continues stretching*


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4

Entrant #15: ChichiriMuyo

JR: Chichiri is here for he first time in years! Chich is here to deliver PUNISHMENT and-*JR is kicked to the ground gently by XIII's trailing leg, which is now twice its original length*

XIII: *stretching intensifies*

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Losing track of the score someone update please

Only doing new entries because I wrote them in advance and just copy and pasting them in

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxzY57ImZdQ

Entrant #14: Inviso

JR: Inviso! We thought Inviso had dropped out!

XIII: *XIII's legs drop into the first three rows of the UCA_Arena, kicking the faces off of several spectators*

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAx3hTZeyBw

Entrant #13: IHateThisCPU

JR: I DON'T hate this CPU. He was one of UCA's most creative and charismatic competitors!

XIII: *XIII's legs are now reaching absurd lengths, kicking around almost at random due to their unwieldy size.*

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca1gqqzK5Xk

Entrant #12: Pokalicious

JR: Pokalicious, one of the UCA's most respected competitors, is MYSTERY ENTRANT #2!

XIII: *XIII stretches his legs several inches longer than they are supposed to be*

XIII: *also his arms*

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I'm working atm (couple of hours only)

I can handle entrants but if someone wanted to update the score that would be appreciated

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeciA7yViqM

Entrant #11: Steiner

JR: Holla if you hear me, STEINER is he-

XIII: *stretches loudly*

JR: I said STEINER IS H-

XIII: *stretches cacophonously*

JR: S-

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6SOYlunc88

Entrant #10: davidponte

JR: david is here! The final ever UCA champion! The Money in the Bank winner! The former member of Bloodborn!

XIII: *stretches pectoral muscle into a complicated loop of rage*

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DZ6wGbSYvY

Entrant #9: ZeroSignal620

JR: My god! It's the man formerly known as Raven, ZeroSignal! Maybe the Greatest of All Time!

XIII: *momentarily stops stretching*

JR: ...One of, ONE OF the greatest of all time!

XIII: *continues stretching*

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Hurt GTM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrIiLvg58SY

Entrant #8: MZero11

JR: MZero! A newcomer to the Rumble, but that means nobody has any idea what to expect! Perhaps he can work that to his advantage?

XIII: *stretches into a circle, forming a 0 shape*


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@Maniac64

Hurt Zazi

#1 GTM - 11 (ScareChan, MZero, KCF, Nee)
#2 illuminatus - 8 (XIII, Wigs, Boko, XIII, Wigs, XIII, KCF)
#3 FFDragon - 10 (XIII, KCF, Nee, XIII)
#4 ZaziGuado - 9 (Scare, KCF, Nee, Chris, XIII)
#5 ctesjbuvf - 11 (Scare, Wigs, Nee)
#6 mcflubbin - 13 (MZero)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf_qfX9cKsQ

Entrant #7: Maniac64

JR: Maniac! The all-time legend of UCA and the MASTER OF MELEE is here! What effect will he have on the Rumble?

XIII: *stretches more aggressively than before*

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@mcflubbin

Hurt illuminatus

#1 GTM - 11 (ScareChan, MZero, KCF, Nee)
#2 illuminatus - 9 (XIII, Wigs, Boko, XIII, Wigs, XIII)
#3 FFDragon - 10 (XIII, KCF, Nee, XIII)
#4 ZaziGuado - 10 (Scare, KCF, Nee, Chris)
#5 ctesjbuvf - 11 (Scare, Wigs, Nee)
#6 mcflubbin - 14

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXCpZG-Oc5k

Entrant #6: mcflubbin

JR: The first representative of Whiskey on the Rocks is here! Surely you have a comment about this, XIII?!

XIII: *continues his rigorous stretching exercises, though downs one shot of WotR brand Whiskey in solidarity*

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Aspertia imo

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@ZaziGuado @ctesjbuvf

Hurt FFD

#1 GTM - 13 (ScareChan, MZero)
#2 illuminatus - 10 (XIII, Wigs, Boko, XIII, Wigs)
#3 FFDragon - 10 (XIII, KCF, Nee, XIII)
#4 ZaziGuado - 10 (Scare, KCF, Nee, Chris)
#5 ctesjbuvf - 14

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9vrfEoc8_g

JR: IS IT A BIRD? IS IT A PLANE?

XIII: *stretches*

JR: NO! IT'S...MYSTERY ENTRANT NUMBER 1...SUPERMAN?

XIII: *stretches into a vaguely Superman-ish pose*

JR: But no..it's not Superman from Krypton. It's the UCA's very own Superman!

ENTRANT #5: ctesjbuvf

JR: It's SUPER CTES! A UCA Hall of Famer and a true legend!


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Hurt illuminatus

#1 GTM - 14 (ScareChan)
#2 illuminatus - 11 (XIII, Wigs, Boko, XIII)
#3 FFDragon - 11 (XIII, KCF, Nee)


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXDxYIWAT7Y

Entrant #4: ZaziGuado

JR: It's another UCA legend, one of our greatest LW champions, and the main who main-evented Epopmania VI!

XIII: *stretches MORE INTENSELY than before*

JR: ...Where's King when you need him?


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Hurt FFD

#1 GTM - 15
#2 illuminatus - 12 (XIII, Wigs, Boko)
#3 FFDragon - 13 (XIII)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgJ1heSrskY

ENTRANT 3: FFDragon
@FFDragon

JR: It's FFD! A UCA legend has entered the fray and he does so with the fiery passion that only a dragon can bring!

XIII: *stretches his abdominal muscles*

JR: ...right. And, also, FFD won both Ultimatum and King of the Board, as well as being a multi-time champ in UCA. But he never won the Rumble! Could tonight be the night?

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#1 GTM - 15
#2 illuminatus - 13 (XIII, Wigs)

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Hurt illuminatus

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH4AmqOEUsg

Entry #1: GTM
@GTM

JR: This is the second time GTM has opened up a Rumble. He also started it in 2013 alongside Warning_Crazy, where he set a record for fastest elimination!

XIII: *stretches casually preparing for his entrance*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz2wnSVeITg

Entry #2: illuminatusbubu
@illuminatusbubu

JR: The newcomer draws a difficult number to start with. But that doesn't mean he can't win! Stranger things have happened!

XIII: *continues stretching*

#1 GTM - 15
#2 illuminatus - 15

BEGIN!

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Welcome to the very special BOARD 8 RUMBLE!

Firstly:
This competition is not officially sponsored by GameFAQs or CBS Interactive and monetary rewards have been provided by me.

NORMAL RULES
-Normal rules apply (specifically, no rallying or editing posts at all)
-Two users will start in the ring, and one will be added every half hour (as close to :00 and :30 as possible) until all have entered.
-Users are eliminated at 0HP, unless they skin the cat (see below).
-You may hurt one person in the ring per entry period. (NB: That's per entrant, not "wait half an hour." If the next entrant enters at 4:00, you can hurt at 3:59 and then again at 4:01.)
-You may not hurt the same user in consecutive periods, unless one of them is your extra hurt (see below) you must either hurt somebody else or wait for a period.
-Once all users have entered, you must wait half an hour from your previous vote before voting again, and an hour before hurting the same person. Extra hurts still bypass both of these rules.
-If for some reason an entry is more than 5 minutes late, consider the Rumble "paused" until further notice.
-The last entrant standing will be the 2020 B8 RUMBLE CHAMPION and receive a 50 USD prize!

EXTRA HP BASED ON ENTRY NUMBER
Extra points are given to earlier competitors in order to give them more of a fighting chance.

Entrants 1-2 will start on 15HP
Entrants 3-10 will start on 14HP
Entrants 11-15 will start on 13HP
Entrants 16-20 will start on 12HP
Entrants 21-30 will start on 11HP
Entrants 31-35 will start on 10HP

All previous rules still apply.

EXTRA RULES FOR PARTICIPANTS
-If you are in the ring and your vote is the one to eliminate a contestant, you get +1 HP. You may go above your starting HP in this fashion.
-All participants have one "extra hurt" that <b>may only be used while that participant is in the ring.</b> You may use it at any time (as long as you are in the ring), and it counts towards neither how often you can vote or how often you can vote the same person. (So in period one, I could hurt Tom. In 2, I could hurt Football and use my EXTRA hurt on Tom. In 3, it's been two periods, so I can regular hurt Tom again. tl;dr: the extra hurt is unaffected by rule 4.)

SKINNING THE CAT
-Entrants have the ability to "skin the cat", ie, hold on to the proverbial ropes to prevent elimination.
-If eliminated, you have 5 minutes to post on xx:xx:00. However, you will have only <b>ONE</b> attempt at this, so time your attempt carefully. You must make it clear in your post that you are skinning the cat (saying "STC" will accomplish this. This also prevents somebody from missing their STC chance by posting accidentally or not seeing the post that eliminated them).
-If you successfully skin the cat you will return to the Rumble with <b>2HP</b>.
-If you are at 1hp and somebody uses their double hurt on you, you are eliminated automatically and rendered unable to skin the cat.
-If you eliminate someone while in the Rumble <i>without</i> using your double-hurt, you don't get the bonus point until either the 5-minute "skin the cat" period passes or they fail in their skin-the-cat attempt.
-You may only skin the cat <b>ONCE.</b>

SCOREBOARD EXPLAINED

Later in the Rumble the scoring can start to appear somewhat complicated, so here's a handy guide to explain.

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+ - One of these for every extra point the superstar has earned via eliminations
STC - Indicates the superstar has already Skinned the Cat
X - that superstar has used their extra hurt

So let's take this hypothetical example, looking only at three entrants.

#30 UCA_Hype_Guy - 10
#29 ++WotRMerchLawyer - 9 (XIII, Apollo, david)
X28 +TimeCop- 2 (Tom, Stifled, eaed, Tom, eddv, Stifled, GTM, DP, david, ExTha, Sultan) - STC

UCA_Hype_Guy has just entered at #30. He has no hurts and is starting with 10HP, has not used his extra hurt, has not eliminated anybody, and has not skinned the cat.
WotRMerchLawyer has eliminated two people, so he has two "+" symbols. However, he has been hurt three times. He started on 10, gets a bonus point each for his two eliminations, and was then hurt three times, putting him on 9HP.
TimeCop has used his extra hurt; the "#" symbol has turned into an "X". He has scored one elimination, as you can see by the "+", which would give him an extra HP. But he has been hurt 11 times, as seen by the names in brackets, putting him on 0 points. This would normally mean elimination. However, he has skinned the cat, as you can see by the "STC". So he has re-entered the Rumble with two points.

Hopefully this helps to explain how the scoreboard will be formatted.

So without further ado, it is now time for the B8 RUMBLE MATCH!

Introducing first: the users who drew numbers 1 and 2.


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There are some things we're better off not knowing.

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Ugh I probably need to do this at some point

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@ZaziGuado @Aecioo

OK that's everybody.

(A little less than) 9 hours, guys.

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Again apologies for annoying you with tagging, just want people aware of the start time. Last time, I promise.

Apart from when I @ you when you actually enter the Rumble itself but I think you'd appreciate that more

@FFDragon @GTM @IhatethisCPU @Eddv @MZero11 @Bossman_Coolguy @Jukkie @illuminatusbubu @Maniac64 @MajinZidane

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@Apollo_Phoenix @Solioxrz362 @ChichiriMuyo @Whiskey_Nick @DpObliVion @Tom_Bombadil @INCEPTlON @Inviso @X_Dante_X @ZeroSignal620

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I swear this is the last time I'll tag everyone at once again BUT - the Rumble will start 9 hours from now.

That's 8am Qatar time, midnight EST, I believe. That allows me to have all the entries done by midnight in Qatar. I might call on one or two people to handle some entries here and there if I need a break.

I now have 35 entrants locked in.

@ScareChan @StifledSilence @Emeraldegg @ExThaNemesis @KCF0107 @mcflubbin @Steiner @WiggumFan267 @DoomTheGyarados @davidponte

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The ost really is amazing

Both the opening notes and the way it swells as the title appears. Amazing.

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So the movie is pretty good, though very predictable (down to, like, individual camera shots)

But Marsden was pretty good which was nice because I've actively disliked him since X-Men and Carrey brought things up a notch. It was fine, which is better than I expected

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I liked the first SH and Resident Evil movies but I was a kid for the RE movie in particular and may only like it for the lazer scene

I think new Tomb Raider is good and slightly underrated

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scarletspeed7 posted...

I always like to recommend Episodes to people. Matt LeBlanc has never been better utilized.

Nice

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Man I kinda want to play ORAS again, this topic has reminded me how cool it is

Hoenn might be my favourite region, there's so much to explore. I'm miffed they never bought Dive back. And then ORAS added soaring and stuff

It's crazy to compare Galar, with its tiny routes and zero optional caves, stuff to explore, etc, with Hoenn. The Wild Area kinda doesn't count for that.

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Apparently he gets more Robotnik later on in the movie

But I'm fine with Carrey Robotnik either way. It's not like his characterization is legendary. Yes, the design of the character is legendary and yes, his place as Sonic's antagonist is a big deal. But he is not some nuanced role with all these subtle intricacies that I'm interested in seeing an intense character study of and that I need to be played by some unholy lovechild of Laurence Olivier and Daniel Day Lewis. Let's not overstate what Dr Robotnik is.

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It's gonna sound ridiculous but

Bojack Horseman

Because yes loads of people I know on the internet love it and yes Twitter and various review sites like it too, but I don't know one single person irl who has watched it or heard of it. Except my housemate.

Also Ozark I guess which I enjoy a decent amount but isn't mind-blowing or anything

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Yes

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Shame it's so low but if I remember right all the stuff I wanted to nom had already been taken

I do love that track though, it's one of my favourite route soundtracks. I think the problem with BW is that they felt the need to change each track slightly based on season, because all the changes are slightly...intrusive.

Also, man, Go has almost no good music...I like the Lavender Town remix and the raid countdown theme but the rest is not great.

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Aecioo is also in so only 2 surprises needed I can work with that

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Oh and @ZaziGuado

Including me that's 32 entrants...might find some surprise entries to get us to 35.

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