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Thankfully the man had a smartphone.

Maybe I'm cynical, but I don't see it for 10-15 years federally.

I'd still be happy to lose 10-15 pounds.

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After dinner on the first date (which I paid for), she asked if I would mind stopping by the grocery store on the way home. Ok, fine. Whatever. Trying to make a good impression here.

As I park the car she adds "Would you mind paying for my groceries?"

No babe. My parents did not raise any idiots. Took her shopping (she paid for her shit) and then home. Never saw her again after that but she did call about 5 times afterward.

Basic at Go - but I have read every Go book I can get my hands on. I am better at Gomoku than anything else with a Go board. That's not saying much.

Creating obstacles to get the ID is what the problem is. Some states do it more than others. Those states putting up the obstacles also seem to have a peculiar fascination with the Confederacy too.

The Third Lady

I used to work for the US government. Chinese hackers stole thousands of government employee names, DOB, fingerprints, iris scans, and SSNs from OPM and other places years ago. Mine was among them.

Sariana21 posted...

Ken Osmond to Barbara Billingsley: "That's a lovely halo you're wearing, Mrs. Cleaver."

+1

Jabodie posted...

Yeah but books aren't limited by technology.

+1

I've driven across the country (coast to coast) for less. You lost me with the drug stuff though. No dice.

Jiek_Fafn posted...

How long does it take symptoms to present?

Up to two weeks.

ZTT888returning posted...

Awesome fact, after acting, Osmond became a motorcycle cop for the LAPD for 18 years.

I had heard this before he died. Some documentary either about him or the show.

Loved the show, loved the character. RIP, wiseguy.

He's approaching Caligula levels now.

One in high school and one in college. The one in HS was kind of crazy and they got rid of her after a year. The one in college was brilliant and I am happy to have had her.

Lost_All_Senses posted...

It's not fun to wake up at 4am

Especially if that's when you get up for work.

Used to subscribe to Hustler and a few websites in the late 90's early 00's.

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It's definitely something you can DIY but depending on the make & model you own it can be an unpleasant chore.

I hope she gets treatment for those tremors.

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It's not about the size of the dog in the fight, it's about the size of the fight in the dog.

Heifers have him in their thoughts and prayers.

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josiskrazy posted...

Looks familiar.

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I had a Creative Zen and then later a Sandisk something or other. I can't remember the model numbers so no pics. Eventually I got an iPod. The Creative Zen was quirky. I sometimes had a hard time getting it to do what I wanted it to do.

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I think he looks like former boxer Tex Cobb (who was the bounty hunter in Raising Arizona).

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Comfy_Pillow posted...

Kevin hart

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PIITB415 posted...

I mean graduating from any school doesn't stop people from making poor choices.

You are 100% correct. I'm just seriously doubting this guy was ever accepted by any school or department of Harvard University.

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Godnorgosh posted...

I know someone on social media who claims he attended Super Harvard, so I guess my guy's got him beat.

+1

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He also claims on social media that he attended Harvard Law school.

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https://bustedcoverage.com/2020/05/14/florida-man-arrested-for-driving-with-his-penis-out/

"Florida Man Justin Mosser had a very legit reason for driving around with his penis out and (ALLEGEDLY) stroking it as he pulled up next to women driving around Avon Park, Florida a town right in the middle of nowhere Florida. It gets hot and he needs to air it out. Legit reason. Its hot AF season in Avon Park and the humidity is rising. Justin needs to air it out. Simple as that."



"When the detective looked over at Mosser as he was driving, his penis was exposed and he was trying to draw her attention to it.

As the vehicles got side by side again, investigators said Mosser began masturbating.

When they pulled Mosser over to arrest him, he told detectives he often drives with his penis exposed because he gets hot and airs it out.

According to the sheriffs office, Mosser claimed he has done this four or five times before to random women while driving down the road. Detectives said he showed no remorse for his actions."


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Almost A-list. Let's say B+.

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El Mexicano Texano posted...

I feel disgusted touching my own penis and sometimes even looking at it

Sweet Jesus.


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Animals. I really can't decide if the baby is supposed to be cute or ugly until around the time they start walking.

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Notti posted...

Catfooted!

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I could take or leave it. It seems to me that women like it more. I want to hear her moan.

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KINDERFELD posted...

Bump
Its like 1918 all over again.

That one took around 2 years to get back to normal.

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God forbid!

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I will neither confirm nor deny it.

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ClunkerSlim posted...

Cant have a miracle without the snake oil.

+1

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bump

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175 but should be 160-165.

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Had this problem in grad school. She was over all the fucking time. Roomates girl gave out our land line number to her [college] students too. I went along with it to be nice. I should have said something.

In the end they broke up anyway. She said she needed more space!

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A friend wants to know.

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Wait until you hear about black Republicans.

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FortuneCookie posted...

Which version are they remaking, the Latino who sells cocaine or the Italian who wants to fuck his sister?

Tony Montana probably wanted to fuck his sister too.

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"Say hello to my little toe"

(Think about it)

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