Lurker > CanuckCowboy

JimCarrysToe posted...

I can barely eat 10 nugz and a large thing of fries.... how!?

fuck. If even jim cant smash that many nugs im even more impressed. I guess even nug love can only go so far.

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

I bet that chicks boyfriend gets nervous when she drinks and goes "i'm hungry"

Lol. Thats at least 72 hours you probly dont want to have sex.

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JimCarrysToe posted...

Haven't left el paso since I was 6. I don't remember this, but I do remember building a cardboard boat with a plastic bottom and trying to ride it in an unusually large puddle when I was around 9 or 10. It didn't work.

I tried to make a styrofoam surf board and it failed horribly. Also you couldnt surf here with an actual surfboard.

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

So I often struggle to finish one double 1/4 pounder and fries. This fucking broad is like 4ft nothing 62lbs and she ate all this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqCjsZyYaVA

Wtf. I can easy eat 5lbs worth of food if its good food but thats twice that and mcdonalds.

Mcds hits the spot sometimes but fuck sakes. Id max out on the nugs alone.

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

The craps they take must blow the toilet apart.

Right?

its disturbing to think about

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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inloveanddeath0 posted...

That's literally the girl I have subbed lol

Lol. I never heard of her till a coupla weeks ago. Shes cute too.

She also did the death nut challenge loke it was nothing.

SHes way tougher than me.

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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I settled on some vodka lime pyurs with extra vodka and actual lime. I was grabbing the 6 pack of pyurs when a cute little brunette came up and asked me if they were like nudes.

It took a solid 5 seconds before i realized she was talking about the almost identical vodka soda brand.

Im no no_u.

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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inloveanddeath0 posted...

I tried a ghost pepper burger that's was 1 pound with a pound of waffle fries drenched in the sauce. The party had peppers mixed into the meat blend plus pepper jack cheese. They doused the bun in the sauce too. Second challenge was a 2 pound burger with a pound of fries in 30 minutes. Did not finish in time but had some nice leftovers. (I finished half the burger and a third of the fries)

I havent tried any hot ones actually just did a couple up north. Woulda beaten both of em bit they both included a giant milkshake.

Its a cheap move imo

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Never participated but i've seen some fucking whackos on Youtube eat like 10lbs of ramen noodles or everything on the Mcdonalds menu. Some of these people are like tiny women it's like "where you putting that?"

Oh dude. Katinaeatskilos has done a 9lb burger challenge with a fuckton of fries and a giant soda.

Then she got some ben and jerrys cause she wanted something sweet. Shes fucking tiny. Its like me eating 20lbs of food in 45 mins. Wtf.

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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Has anyone ever tried eating challenges?

ive done a couple n come close but failed. Theres none locally that are volume based though. Theyre all heat based and I like spicy foods but i dont wanna waste my money if theyre gonna be like 3 million scolvilles or some stupid shit.

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

HAHA lick ass tortillas.

Lol. oops

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MabusIncarnate posted...

Remember the Michael Douglas movie Falling Down? I'd think it would strike a chord with a lot of people in modern ages with all that's going on right now. I haven't seen it in a very long time but I remember enough about it.

Wow. I forgot tjat existed. Great movie. And good call. That should get replayed in theatres since theyre already resorting to old movies.

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I got some reapers and spices yesterday intending to make some lick ass tortillas but i dunno if i wanna eat 3lbs of burritos cause i might just go to sleep after and end up not even trying to see neowise and the conditions seem perfect.

If its visible from here tonight without gaining altitude this might be my best chance given tje fucked up non summer weve mostly had.

I could also not eat all of them but thats crazy talk.

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Huh. Ive never seen 3:15.

I should watch that.

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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MabusIncarnate posted...

23rd is the night it's gonna be the highest in the sky and all of the Northern hemisphere is supposed to be able to see it. I think it's limited right now, I haven't looked much into it.

Oh weird. Local website said thursday through tonight was our best viewing chance.

its a kinda shitty site though tbh so hopefully theyre wrong snd i wouldnt be surprised.

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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So_Hajile posted...

https://imgur.com/EUENt4N

i know that isnt from summer school but im now remembering summer school.

That was a great movie.

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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a-c-a-b posted...

So what ya'll drinking tonight?

I was drinking beer most of the day but I'm getting into some vodka and peach juice now.

Just a lot of beer so far. Thinking about getting some rum though.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

I know it's very smug. Circling the sun shakin its ass goin "yeah im circling you mr. sun and i'm not melting. suck my uh fuck there buddy"

Right?

arrogant fucker it is.

MabusIncarnate posted...

If you can find the big dipper, it's supposed to be about 10 degrees under it. It's a bright looking star with a triangle funnel behind it, kind of faint.

I'm in blender mode tonight, got some rum, tequila, a couple shots of vodka and like 4 kinds of beer. I got this ale that sounded real good so I bought it, it's ommagang three philosophers, it's a darker cherry caramel ale. I don't do the more expensive shit often at all, but I had a couple of cherry beers that I liked a lot before so I picked it up.

I'm gonna have a rough morning but I don't got shit to do, supposed to rain so outdoor stuff is gonna take care of itself.

yeah i think it just may be too low in the sky to see from my location. I dont know anyone personally who has seen it bit ive seen good pics from people living further north.

I was gonna go camping yesterday and get higher up bit that didnt happen so ill go take walter for a walk after dark and hope for the best.

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Son of a bitching shit. It's cloudy yet again with thunder so no Comet sightings tonight again.

Apparently this is my last good day for viewing from here. Went out at three am after a long nap yesterday and saw fuck all.

Cloudless right now so if i dont see that fucker today it better not show its face around here for at least another 7000 years

stupid comet thinks its so great.

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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Also i love crashes this isnt a crash bit since im not the first to post a bmx vid this is the best trick ever.

That mega ramp hard 720 triple whip front flip double bar spin to x up whatever crazy shit is impressive but i cant even tell whats going on in those. This is pure balls, skill, and style
https://youtu.be/jGOKUrgQi5E

also its what created the tall order logo.


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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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a-c-a-b posted...

Yeah. Always sad to see someone go out that way.

it really is.

I was never a fan but for anyone to go that way sucks.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Oh shit that sucks I didn't even know about that.

And now my previous post looks in bad taste, but I didn't see Mabus post that yet.

It happens. We dont know what we dont know.

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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a-c-a-b posted...

There definitely seems to be a lack of BMX games. I haven't played one since Dave Mirra on the original PlayStation.

Oh fuck. I forgot about that one.

Sucks he couldnt handle life post fame.

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Yeah I haven't played a BMX game in a long time. I don't even remember if there was any good ones.

Matt hoffmans game(s)? Were good but tony hawk was so much better during that time. Tough to make a good bmx game when you should be able to control bars, frame, cranks, legs, hands, and spins/flips all independently i guess.

MabusIncarnate posted...

There's that one side scrolling indie, Trials which is super addictive

Ive played that too. That was fun.

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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MabusIncarnate posted...

What do you game on mostly? PC or Xbox? I saw you mentioned having Gamepass

Xbox almost exclusively.

Stupacalypse758 is my gamertag. Lol

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MabusIncarnate posted...

Isn't that a dirt bike game?

Close. Downhill mountain biking. Which isnt really my thing but its as close to a good bmx game as im likely to get.

Its a great pick up and play game for quick short sessions or playing for hours though.

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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Well apparently im addicted to descenders now.

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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Ooooh. I love karatie hottie.

Its barely 30 here today and im dying. Thats like 5 degrees cooler than typical for this time of year but its been so cool all summer im not conditioned for this at all.

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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SSJGrimReaper posted...

the cats face makes the pic funnier

" i did that lol"

Hes a total hardass. Lol.

not much i can do either since he doesnt care if he gets sprayed with water and he doesnt have much scruff to grab

my go to is blowing big raspberries on his belly. It steals his dignity and makes him go into a brief state of shock.

Hes never scratched my face but hes bitten my nose a few times.

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Bullllllllshit sir! I don't know that i've seen her worst yet.

I second that.

Till youre sure it can be resolved or at least dealt with by better communication marriage is obviously a bad idea. Doesnt even matter how in love you both are unfortunately. Marriage has literally never solved problems in a relationship outside of the short term.

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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I like this.

Its like something that horrible king of random channel would do except theyd make it boring and pretend it was an actual experiment.

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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This is the one scratch walter ever did out of anger. He got a stern talking to for thag

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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This is a great topic.



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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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Nah. But i can crack my neck like its a cap gun without my hands.

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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Ive been killing it in the lake for well over a month. thats a birthright geographical lottery win but what even is this topic

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Hmmm.... decisions decisions.....

hahaha. Johnny me boy yer a good feller.

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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Shes over excited. Thats not a big zucchini tbh.

Im just saying. >_>

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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Shablagoooooooo!


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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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Fishburne is incredible. Deep cover was a great movie. Like the original training day.

He was also in apocalypse now and was amazing amazing in king of new york, *event horizon, and boyz in the hood.

Hes very underrated.

good in john wick too but he didnt get much chance to shine.

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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You shoulda done and vive versa for added data.

No. No not in the least. Washington state is like an uglier friendlier canada in my experience.

Uglier infrastructure and wilderness wise. Not people wise.

Though i will say i see a lot more very overweight people even in oroville or wenatchee than up here.

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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Wow. Ive never seen that. Didnt even realize it was peewee till you said that.

Need to watch.

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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MabusIncarnate posted...

Oh yeah I remember Scare Tactics. I always thought it was mostly staged/faked but at times I questioned it.

I got some Einstok Lime & Juniper pilsner tonight because I liked how the can looked.

Oooh. That sounds good. Never saw that around here.

Also ive written that show off after almost an hour of highlight vids. Theres one where a midget or kid in a scary costume comes towards a guy screaming and brandishing a butcher knife and the guy just backs up until he hits a corner and then just slumps down and sobs. If his voice wasnt so calm maybe id buy his total lack of survival instinct before he gave up but if thats real you gota damn lucky to find a guy who reacted that way vs turning it into a real bad scene.

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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And this one. Lady shows up for her first baby sitting gig and the kid is plying with a bloody knife and handcuffs and screams at her.... so the mom says i gotta go you giys work this out.

and the girl was just like oh ok.

theres one where a dude gets a supposed highway job and ends up with two dudes in a rockford files era gold lincoln cruising around in the dead of night to pick up roadkill without even gloves being provided.

I asked a coupla people irl the same question and they think its legit... but most of these gotta be even more fake than typical reality tv.

And ill believe everything eric andre does is real. Even the part from bad trip where people see him get violated and finished with a gorilla cumshot when he sneaks into their enclosure.

The gorilla was fake but ill accept that the bystanders didnt realize it no problem.


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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.

Anyone remember scare tactics?

i watched some best of vids on youtube and.... was that real?

some of it is just too absurd and poorly done to really believe but in that moment maybe id lack perspective on it. Beyond that though theres ones where i woulda fuckin teep kicked someone in the face. And others where people couldve easily gotten hurt running away. Theres a lot of potential law suits in this show if it was genuine. Its a miracle nothing went horribly wrong if its real.

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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Hell my sunfire is better in the snow than my old beast 84 f250 or my jacked up okd stepside chev were. The chev was worse even in 4 wheel drive though that was mostly cause of the wide ass tires.

beyond that back ends slide and kick out, front ends dont slide like that. So once more having power to the front is better in the snow.

why do you think people almost always use rwd cars for drifting? Hint: its cause its easy to make the back end slide.

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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AlmightyCheeks posted...

As someone coming from having a firebird to a challenger, this is so wrong

You got more weight over the drive wheels. Thats why it seems better. Firebirds got light ass rear ends.

my fuckin sunfire is infinitely better in the snow than my done up monte was or my old corolla wagon. one was heavy as fuck. One was light as fuck. Both were rwd.

Drive a fwd or awd car the same exact weight as your car and itll be better in the snow unless its some weirdass rear engine fwd car.

Also momentum is a thing. So.

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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Nice! I should get one to keep my dude company.

I cant remember the name of it but ive read only one of his works and it was a short story in a collection called things hunting men i think david drake compiled it but id have to find it to be certain.

It was probly the best short story sci fi collection ive ever read.

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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darkprince45 posted...

Nope. I just treat my wife with respect and let her drive a car if she wants. I know its hard to not be sexist gatekeepers on this board

Too bad she cant be asked to give you the same consideration. If that isnt the case its almost like you selectively worded your title specifically to get responses like mine.

Hmmmm

also shes your wife so why isnt it both of yours? Now whos sexist?

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"Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers
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