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Ryven posted...

https://giphy.com/gifs/aewontnt-kris-statlander-britt-baker-brittbaker-ln11h3kTgniulFdKu8

"Boop"

Where's the "classy" option?

Thats not fur, its just clumps of concentrated cuteness.

How sure are you you have a positive attitude? Not trying to be an ass but sometimes when you're dealing with depression you can be be a bummer without really noticing it. People pick up on that stuff.

I'm impressed both by the fact that you're doing this and not dying of mind-numbing boredom.

Well, my understanding is that first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes baby in a baby carriage.

What step would you say you're at currently?

@RoyalPeach posted...

Why's it called that?

Because heckhole wasn't threatening enough.

All ya had to do was follow the damn train CJ!

20 maybe?

Probably die within a week of just absolute horrible living.

SSJGrimReaper posted...

Real life Clark Kent

Edit: ninja'd

DeadBankerDream posted...

America only had two.

You're underestimating Trump.

He's slamming harder than Hulk vs Andre haha yeah!

I was thinking more like a fantasy comedy. I could see something like this happen in a Discworld type setting.

Stewman_Magoo posted...

She looks like the type who would save herself for marriage. And when she does it's only for procreation.

That's my fetish.

V-E-G-Y- posted...

I didn't think she'd notice/remember me like dat lol

If you catch one you get to make a wish

KillerKhan420 posted...

Seriously?

That's a yes, right?

Well?

Kitty Perry is a cat. That's what she is.

I'd read it

Trigun

MikeBloomberg posted...

Fuck Tom Holland. Honnold is Drake.

lol @ you obviously being TCs alt.

So she's never beaten this athlete before, opens a lawsuit, and suddenly she's able to come in first place?

Nobody finds this fishy?

Bump.

Bump

meralonne posted...

How are you going to take them off without your hands?

Shut up that's how!

Also I miss block quotes.

meralonne posted...

Fine, piss your pants if you want. Just dont try to shake my hand.

Obviously you wouldn't touch your pants if they had pee in them lol what is wrong with you?

masterpug53 posted...

Speaking as Miles Davis, I agree.

Damn you. I wanted to say that.

There's a lot of stuff I would eat before pizza or burgers and with 1 million I'd be free to eat all of them.

krazychao5 posted...

So poor people cannot be happy?

ahahahaha

Poor people can be happy.

They'd also 100% of the time be happier if they were financially stable.

Abiz_ posted...

I feel like you are kinda stuck taking the 50x birds and the rats because there is no way to stop that many. You have to chose the guy with a gun also... He doesn't have to get close. Basically your died no matter what you chose. Rats and birds though would be a painful death. Wolfs would be also. They probably would eat you from the ass out. Rest would probably kill you fast.

If they intent to kill you. They will smash through your doors and windows. It's not going to be a problem for them.

Actually that's a good take. Don't pick the guy with the gun because if you do end up dying, it'd be better to die from a bullet than being ripped apart by wild animals.

Maybe in high school

I dunno if money can buy happiness but I can assure you poverty can't.

LanHikari10 posted...

I'm concerned about her. She was here a couple months ago, but disappeared randomly.

She's fine as far as I know, from a health perspective. I know why she isn't around but its not my place to say.

Not going to lie, I partly made this topic hoping she was knocking around here on an alt and would reach out...

inloveanddeath0 posted...

Literally talk to your fellow CE'ers

Huh?

Bump

Crimson_Angel comes to mind immediately

Seinfeld and Corner Gas

Red leader standing by

MrToothHasYou posted...

Bone-in?

I guess that's the common theme between a steakhouse and a whorehouse.

I dunno much about steak but isn't filet considered the best?

I've never had it, I've hsd porterhouse before though and that was pretty good.

Where'd you get that pic of me dude wtf

Tupacrulez posted...

You clearly have no idea what even simple skin irritation on a vagina is like.

Lol bro, let me tell you everything I know about vagina:

The Popo posted...

For a few months. Then theyd get like 20 hours of sunlight 6 months later.

You're a bad person.

WalkingLobsters posted...

So I lied. I did watch one because the girl was absolutely gorgeous. She is way too pretty for porn. But the plot was straight up rape and extortion. Girl goes on a business trip with her boss who she despises but they end up sharing the same room. Dude rapes her and takes pictures of her, and then blackmails her for more sex and then confronts her boyfriend to make him his slave as well.

Like wtf?? I don't get why this is so popular. I felt an unpleasant disgust for a few days after watching that. I just could not get it out of my head. It's a shame that the pretty pornstar only does really fucked up pornos where she gets blackmailed or raped. Like come on. Do something normal.

PM me.

don't really

I'd be a rock.

Doesn't matter, the damn thing keeps changing anyway.

Somewhere cold I guess.

Aren't there places where there's only sunlight like 4 hours a day? I choose that.