Lurker > 008Zulu

Kitt posted...

What are you talking about?

What has confused you?

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Alt-righter mad that he can no longer grope people?

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Stargate.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Sounds like Trump hasn't figured out how to mod the golf simulator that was set up in the White House, and he wants to get to one of his golf courses so he can cheat properly.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

obsolete posted...

I just couldn't enjoy it. Stuff takes too long to happen.

15 minutes of talking, 4 of screaming, 1 of fighting.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

I think I recognise the names of... four people on this list.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

As in while they are watchable, they are overrated?

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

As a relatively tall person, I am fine with that. I'd prefer not to suffer through old age.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Probably because the bitch-er isn't getting anything.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Trump doesn't have the stones.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Because he's better than us.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

TheBiggerWiggle posted...

Relax guys. Sony even said the game is as good as done and this was for logistic and economic reasons.

They have some kind of deal with GameStop, don't they?

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Smackems posted...

If we were to switch to the metric system all hell would break loose and we'd nuke ourselves

Don't worry, with the conversions being a nightmare, the bombs would miss their targets.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Orlando_Jordan posted...

If it's in the script. But I'm pretty sure it needs to be planned ahead and the cameraman would need to pass an STD test.

If I were camera man on a porn set, I'd be getting tested out of principle.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

He is still acting. Couple movies in post, and he is in the Titans spin-off series Doom Patrol.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Friday, 5pm.
R1masher posted...

Idk, dont they have direct deposit?

America has been slow on the uptake in regards to medernisation. It's 2020, and they still don't use the metric system. Direct Deposit must seem like witchcraft by comparison.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

I don't think 2077 is going to be delayed. The game is basically digital only, the physical copy you're just getting a slip of paper with the redemption code printed on it.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

That video.... tasted of ham.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Too bad Gene Hackman is 90, and retired. Be good to see him back as Lex.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Trump: We are preparing a second stimulus, that most of you won't qualify for.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Keep saying this Eric, and maybe one day, Daddy will hug you.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Axiom posted...

I like how every single republican admits that yeah the majority of the country doesn't want them in power and they'd lose if everyone voted

Maybe that's why they spearhead initiatives that cripple the country, they know no one wants them in power so they push through laws and bills to grind it to dust.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

I watched some to see what the fuss was about, didn't see it for myself. Then I started watching Abridged, and gained a whole new appreciation for it.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Limited points during character creation. They chose charisma over intelligence.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

I doubt the fat orange idiot has ever been truthful his entire life.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Trump's patented Snake Oil "cure" can also cause irreparable damage to the heart.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Honey Badger.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

It doesn't have an ending.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

I think it's going to go well past May.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

The Riker Class, obviously.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Skyrim is average.
Installs all manner of adult-related mods
Skyrim is top-tier.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

"Back to normal"
Too much has changed now to go back. We just have to figure out how to adapt.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

This would count as biological terrorism.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

If they cough on your face, it can enter through the eyes, nose, and mouth. If it's in your eyes, you are as good as infected, unless you happen to have eye wash on hand and use it in the next 30 seconds. If it's in the mouth, you might be able to rinse it out with mouthwash, try not to swallow before you can. The nose is riskier, you can try to hold your breath, until you can flush your nasal cavities with a douche, but don't hold your breath in regards to effectiveness.

But all that require you having access to the proper equipment, and can use it in time. Otherwise, accept that you have just become infected.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

I sat in what I thought was the shade today, now my legs are burnt red.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

C, final answer.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Kombucha posted...

I was pretty sure apple had a rule where if a battery degrades by over 20% (as in it hits only 80% capacity) within x amount of time they would replace it for free, but they may have done away with that policy.

Some countries have laws that guarantee 1 year free warranty. The manufacturer is required to repair or replace the defective product, or offer a full refund.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Other, pineapple.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Transformers. The animated movie from the 1980's.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

masterpug53 posted...

That, or blind.

A potential side-effect of "Trump's Cure" is irreversible degrading eyesight (possibly full blindness). So if Boris goes blind, he has a plausible excuse for keeping the scrolls existence secret.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Maze_ posted...

Oh and I beat Andromeda too one time.

I forgot about that one

I intend to complete that game, one day. Maybe.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

City of Heroes
Coca-cola.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Are all pro wrestlers complete morons?

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

That is 2(.04117)kilos for those of us in the 21st millennium.

The human stomach can hold 2 kilos of food safely enough. In 3 minutes though? I am uncertain, I would not be adverse to trying.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

The way the tectonic plates work in that region, California would be shoved further in to America, not away from it.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Do you like movies about... gladiators?

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

Racists all converge for Heritage Month, they spread Covid 19 among themselves, refuse to get tested believing in God, they all die.

I'll give the governor credit, he's thought this one through.

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."

The best example of time travel;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj7iSvy2GQE

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Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then."