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TopicWhat should happen to this cop?
Chicken
04/10/20 5:06:13 PM
#7
Hell have his video removed

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TopicCan I just spray Lysol into a mask Ive used already?
Chicken
04/10/20 5:05:40 PM
#12
Just give it a spitshine

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TopicHow many of these upcoming games do you intend to play?
Chicken
04/10/20 4:54:00 PM
#16
Cyberpunk and maybe System Shock if it looks good

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TopicPeople who are boycotting Chinese restaurants
Chicken
04/10/20 12:51:31 PM
#2
I mean they could still be jerks but that doesnt have to be virus related.

man I would love some chinese food though.

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TopicThe delivery guy going to come by and ask us to sign his phone.
Chicken
04/10/20 12:42:56 PM
#4
Get a stylus bro

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TopicSo, how are we supposed to handle packages to not catch corona?
Chicken
04/10/20 12:35:38 PM
#7
Dont lick them

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TopicReaction image dump.
Chicken
04/10/20 1:49:07 AM
#26
TopicAn idiot lady tried running across the street and I hit her dog. Cops called.
Chicken
04/10/20 12:34:20 AM
#35
monkeysRfunny posted...
Dashcams can be a Godsend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLWPeVrQbNo
I wouldnt tell them about the dashcam so they bring the case to court so I could counter sue them

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TopicOn my way to the food bank for their mobile marketplace
Chicken
04/09/20 11:21:22 PM
#12
At least its not a single loaf of stale bread

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TopicPetey? You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?
Chicken
04/09/20 6:43:53 PM
#4
Pretty bird...

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TopicAnyone here use bone conduction headphones?
Chicken
04/09/20 1:13:01 PM
#11
Sounds like a good way to get bone cancer or something.

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TopicSometimes my heart beats all chunky
Chicken
04/08/20 9:01:14 PM
#1
Like it stops for a bit as it fills up amd then gives two or three big beats that tickle my chest

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TopicWhen my mom comes to say that i was right, the chicken was undercooked
Chicken
04/08/20 8:58:23 PM
#2
Sorry about that.

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TopicWhy did Gandalf The Grey have a white horse
Chicken
04/08/20 8:50:01 PM
#8
Jabodie posted...
It was a best horse at Rohan when he needed one, and only he could tame it.

Edit: Also he wasn't white in the books.
Was he black?

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TopicLex Luthor should get a movie like Joker did.
Chicken
04/08/20 2:20:22 AM
#4
Samuel L Jackson

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TopicI'm Scuba Sam
Chicken
04/08/20 1:16:19 AM
#6
If you wanna be a member of the Scuba Squad, you have to be smart!

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TopicWhy did Gandalf The Grey have a white horse
Chicken
04/08/20 12:28:19 AM
#5
DD Divine posted...
didnt he get shadowfax after he became Gandalf the White
He was all like yo this is the horse ive adventured with like a hundred times bro

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TopicI haven't seen a bird since this whole chrono virus thing
Chicken
04/07/20 11:03:39 PM
#11
Good morning Crono

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Topicwhat's the best way to invite a girl out while shelter in place is happening?
Chicken
04/07/20 10:56:07 PM
#9
Tell her she cant get covid if her body is already fighting the dozen or so STDs youre gonna give her.

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TopicJFC. Dragon Ball Super can't be any worse than this
Chicken
04/07/20 10:54:15 PM
#5
Golden Oozaru Baby Vegeta

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TopicWhy did Gandalf The Grey have a white horse
Chicken
04/07/20 10:53:19 PM
#1
Also why was it named Shadowfax? Thats totally a black horse name.

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TopicStarted an Airbnb last year; terrible timing.
Chicken
04/07/20 10:45:42 PM
#3
FursonaNonGrata posted...
good
This. Fuck off with that shit.

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Topic...I've stagnated for about ten years.
Chicken
04/07/20 9:06:28 PM
#2
CE

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TopicSmash bros fans meme'd so hard about Waluigi people unironically like him now
Chicken
04/07/20 4:59:28 PM
#5
WALUlGI NUMBER ONE

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TopicThe scariest symptom of coronavirus is shortness of breath.
Chicken
04/06/20 7:24:59 PM
#28
Mods pls quarantine TC so we dont catch it

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TopicHow do you have fun in The Sims?
Chicken
04/06/20 4:48:38 PM
#18
Mod the game and kill everyone

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TopicWhoa, can we tell people to "Eat a d***" uncensored?
Chicken
04/06/20 1:58:43 PM
#13
Eat a d*** uncensored?

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TopicJust lost my Animal Crossing save file ffs
Chicken
04/06/20 1:54:31 PM
#5
Gheb posted...
That is absolute nonsense and I would love to know why Nintendo set it up like that.
To piss off TC

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TopicI'm Scuba Sam
Chicken
04/06/20 1:53:59 PM
#1
Scuba Steves faaaather!

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TopicTIL: American lemonade ISN'T carbonated
Chicken
04/06/20 1:04:19 PM
#81
Timohtep posted...
Please show me what an image search for "lemonade" looks like when performed from a European search engine
AskJeeves

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TopicCan you seee the cat?
Chicken
04/06/20 2:29:22 AM
#10
Predator kitty

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TopicTIL: American lemonade ISN'T carbonated
Chicken
04/06/20 2:25:55 AM
#17
viewmaster_pi posted...
it's probably not even called lemonade in the uk, it's probably called something like lemony fizzy squeezer
Or maybe footdrink

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TopicJustin Bieber lives in an office park. Community college lookin ass house
Chicken
04/06/20 1:42:46 AM
#4
Looks like the Avengers would assemble there.

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TopicAvgn nude
Chicken
04/04/20 11:35:59 PM
#2


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Topicc/d: jared leto was the best joker
Chicken
04/04/20 11:35:39 PM
#13
DaMaGeD

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TopicDoes the virus linger in the air or does it fall to the floor?
Chicken
04/04/20 11:34:42 PM
#10
parabola_master posted...
If someone who has the virus is smoking (cigarette) and I inhale it, could I get the virus you think
If someone who has the virus is smoking (not cigarette) could the virus get hella baked and chill out a bit?

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Topicprotip: cops can't handcuff you from 6 feet away
Chicken
04/04/20 6:48:50 PM
#2
youd be maintaining social distancing by being 6 feet under.

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Topicwhen youtubers repeat every sentence like 5 times
Chicken
04/04/20 3:15:36 PM
#7
Also a jumpcut every sentence

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TopicDat new One Piece manga chapter doe!!!! *spoilers*
Chicken
04/03/20 6:52:07 PM
#16
It only took him like 10 fucking years holy fuck

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TopicWhat happened to duckbear?
Chicken
04/03/20 5:07:39 PM
#5
He was silenced for getting too close to the truth

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TopicA party of chickens walk into a bar.
Chicken
04/03/20 1:55:49 PM
#2
k

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TopicWhere should non-binary people be placed when it comes to athletics?
Chicken
04/03/20 1:53:21 PM
#2
Non binary doesnt make your genitals disappear bro. You dont turn into a Barbie doll.

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TopicGot my own nudist beach at my island in AC
Chicken
04/03/20 1:13:15 PM
#20
Starmieketone posted...
Needs far more creepy old men watching from the bushes.
Its the other way around in Redux land.

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TopicMario Madness: picking the best Mario platformer of all time
Chicken
04/02/20 11:28:23 PM
#14
Mario Maker 2 because you can just create the best levels

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TopicHow sure are we Covid is not bioterrorism?
Chicken
04/02/20 10:58:00 PM
#16
What if it got out before it was perfected?

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TopicGot my own nudist beach at my island in AC
Chicken
04/02/20 10:20:25 PM
#14
Real talk Gulliver is gonna wash up on that beach and wish he were dead

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TopicGot my own nudist beach at my island in AC
Chicken
04/02/20 7:02:51 PM
#12
@fbi go get him

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