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TopicYou see donkey, onions have layers
OniRonin
04/05/20 3:58:02 PM
#4
TopicIf you give a mouse to g*mer
OniRonin
04/05/20 2:21:38 PM
#2
[ACTION REQUIRED] Hi, i think y'all forgot to reply to my joke... please resolve by giving me a positive reply by EOB today. Thanks for your cooperation!

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Topichow to get lobotomy online
OniRonin
04/05/20 2:10:40 PM
#1
digital lobotomy lowest price

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TopicAnimal Crossing: New Horizons Hangout Topic Part 4 - It's An Eggstravaganza!
OniRonin
04/04/20 5:59:01 PM
#125
the next villager who tells me i can get eggs from a coconut tree will be kicked off my island

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TopicSomething to keep in mind if the worst should happen...
OniRonin
04/04/20 5:55:22 PM
#7
TopicAnimal Crossing: New Horizons Hangout Topic Part 4 - It's An Eggstravaganza!
OniRonin
04/04/20 1:10:38 PM
#88
how do i kill the rabbit and get my fish back

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TopicCOVID-19 Update: New York recommends people not eat ass.
OniRonin
04/04/20 10:28:56 AM
#10
i wont stop eating ass unless i hear it from chris cuomo as well

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TopicIf you give a mouse to g*mer
OniRonin
04/04/20 10:27:34 AM
#1
pretty soon she'll want Keyboard to go with it

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TopicAfter trying like 80 or so beers, finally found two I like.
OniRonin
04/04/20 12:00:25 AM
#9
zebatov posted...
Youd be being fed charcoal at that point.
buddy, my wife already feeds me charcoal every night -- that's what's for dinner!

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TopicDid you guys have to dissect stuff in school?
OniRonin
04/03/20 11:51:18 PM
#11
my femurs can survive a 6000 pound load

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TopicDid you guys have to dissect stuff in school?
OniRonin
04/03/20 9:09:46 PM
#3
I dissected a cat. I didnt like it !!!

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TopicAfter trying like 80 or so beers, finally found two I like.
OniRonin
04/03/20 6:09:33 PM
#3
you must be pretty wasted!

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TopicHow can Mortal Kombat 11 lose to super Mario odyssey lol
OniRonin
04/03/20 10:55:41 AM
#46
_AdjI_ posted...
I mean, to be fair, all three of those are games that are structured to review extremely well. It takes very little time to get into them, they're consistently high-quality all the way through, no glaring flaws that a reviewer in the course of conducting their review...

dammm, nintendo really structured those games to review well by making them fun. usually i like unfun games that take forever to get into, frequently dip in quality, and have glaring flaws

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TopicMMT is simpley keynesianism for ppl who dont understand seigniorage
OniRonin
04/03/20 10:08:39 AM
#3
Nichtcrawler X posted...
Knowing what that abbreviation means might help.
mutual masturbation theory

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TopicMMT is simpley keynesianism for ppl who dont understand seigniorage
OniRonin
04/03/20 10:03:01 AM
#1
'hey folks, I just came up with a great idea: what if the government printed money' - an MMT lady

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TopicHow's Resident Evil 2 Remake for someone that never played the original?
OniRonin
04/02/20 10:30:07 AM
#2
leon is hot, but not as hot as he is in re4

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TopicHow can a game that I like lose to a game that I don't like lol
OniRonin
04/02/20 10:27:31 AM
#1
PeopleExpressingTheirOwnOpinionInsteadOfMineFAQs

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TopicThe band KoRn has a BACKWARDS R in it.
OniRonin
04/02/20 10:09:50 AM
#12
mead, thank you for continuing to post you daily Kon facs during this trying time

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TopicWhat's your favorite PotD meme? (Oldheads ONLY!)
OniRonin
04/01/20 8:19:27 PM
#11


agesboy posted...
pretend feuding with b8

i've barely even seen the boards reference each other in like a decade at this point but they used to be """rivals"""
oh i wish i had included this, its great

weeb98 posted...
the only one im not familiar with on that list is the waguchi one

my favorite would be, well its not really a potd meme, a topic where someone would say that they really hate this guy and when you click the link, it would show your user profile. that one really got me.
the waguchi one barely counts, it just always really amused me

AnnoyedCops posted...
I miss soma

they're in a better place now

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TopicWhat's your favorite PotD meme? (Oldheads ONLY!)
OniRonin
04/01/20 1:50:13 PM
#1
What's your favorite PotD meme?







Please don't vote unless you are an oldhead (honor system)

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TopicHow can Mortal Kombat 11 lose to super Mario odyssey lol
OniRonin
04/01/20 10:59:33 AM
#12
mortal kombat 11 is a perfectly fine game.... for babies to play!

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TopicCOVID-19 ALERT: US death toll passes China's...
OniRonin
04/01/20 10:11:56 AM
#57
this forum is so sinophobic lol. sorry your country sucks at quarantining, losers

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Topiclmao how is that TRASH Octopath Traveler beating Undertale
OniRonin
04/01/20 8:18:51 AM
#18
I'm sorry your game is losing, sweetie

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Topic"Ventilator" is American for respiration device?
OniRonin
03/31/20 11:09:29 PM
#13
lmao do americans really call airhole scooties "ventilators"?

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TopicWill you be paying rent?
OniRonin
03/30/20 10:49:13 PM
#46
SirPikachu posted...
If I paid rent, of course I would. Landlords/renters have a shitload of stuff they have to pay for too still, and they're gonna be hit hard by this shit too. People who think that all landlords just sit around and rake in money without a care in the world are just silly
found the landlord

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TopicWanna race? Winner gets to share a paopu fruit with Kairi
OniRonin
03/30/20 10:21:41 AM
#4
I don't want to share a Paopu fruit with Kairi. I want to share a paopu fruit with you, Riku. ()

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TopicHarry Potter just seems to randomly get helpful items just out of nowhere.
OniRonin
03/30/20 12:29:57 AM
#5
thats because it's a book intended for children. if you dont like this plot element, try reading more books for adults

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TopicWill you be paying rent?
OniRonin
03/29/20 11:57:31 PM
#39
reruns_revenge posted...
I don't pay rent, but I own a couple of rental properties.

I self-manage one of them and the tenant is a woman that has adult children and is extremely hard working and self-employed. She has been unable to work by law and I don't think she would ever consider opportunistically not paying rent because she's honest and a good person. I trust her.

I have a management company for the other property. I have not met the tenant, but it's a guy in his 20s that has done some things in the past that makes me think he's a lazy dishonest douche and I wonder if he's going to try to pull some shit like that. Speaking as the landord, if he decides to stop paying rent because he temporarily cannot be evicted I will do the following.

First, I'll immediately sweep and apply his security deposit and he won't get it back. Second, I'll immediately institute whatever legal process is required to evict him as soon as lawfully possible. Third, I will have the default reported to credit reporting agencies and inform future potential landlords of what he did. Finally, I will aggressively pursue him for any unpaid rent and damages to the property plus attorneys fees, which I will collect by any means necessary including through wage garnishments and bank account and vehicle seizures.

So I suggest people keep paying their rent because the type of moral hazard bullshit they think they can get away with won't last and will come back to bite them in the ass. Hard.
how does it feel living off other people's paychecks and calling them lazy

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TopicMinions, explained
OniRonin
03/29/20 11:45:29 PM
#6
SpeedDemon20 posted...
Thanks. I do wonder about the one eye/two eye thing.
:D
the one-eyed minions worked for hitler during the holocaust, whereas the two-eyed minions hid in russia during the majority of the 19th and 20th centuries

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TopicMinions, explained
OniRonin
03/29/20 6:10:02 PM
#4
ScritchOwl posted...
The first movie said corn. Nuff said
that;s no longer canon

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TopicMinions, explained
OniRonin
03/29/20 6:06:02 PM
#2
@SpeedDemon20 i thought you might like to know more about minions

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TopicMinions, explained
OniRonin
03/29/20 5:56:18 PM
#1
TopicSteiner from FF9 is probably the most annoying character of all time
OniRonin
03/29/20 5:48:52 PM
#22
I disagree. Steiner from FF9 is a very annoying character, but I think Kiddy Kong from Donkey Kong Country 3 is the most annoying character ever.

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TopicWhen do you think tings will "be normal" again?
OniRonin
03/29/20 2:44:52 PM
#9
remember wondering when airport security would go back to normal after 9/11

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TopicHappy Thanksgiving
OniRonin
03/29/20 12:21:21 PM
#1
Topicdid y'xll hear that the pope is protestant now
OniRonin
03/29/20 11:35:31 AM
#33
Trialia posted...
Yau're being an ass by wanting people to use specific pronouns for yau. Yaur's don't count because the dictionary says something different.

(Source: I have specific pronouns I want people to use for me)

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Topicdoes the new doom have a lot of action?
OniRonin
03/28/20 8:57:41 PM
#7
my son hunter thinks it's too violent. My son beau can't play it because he's dead

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TopicWhat if obama was still president when the coronavirus happened?
OniRonin
03/28/20 8:49:56 PM
#19
republicans would have held up stimulus bill indefinitely and the situation would be worse

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TopicRiots are breaking out in Wuhan
OniRonin
03/28/20 3:49:20 PM
#11
aDirtyShisno posted...
It would be kinda funny if this virus lead to the end of communism in China.
china isn't communist

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Topicdid y'xll hear that the pope is protestant now
OniRonin
03/27/20 8:58:57 PM
#30
Johnny Eagle posted...
Still not a source for yaur claim. And since none seems forthcoming, I'm done with this conversation

you can't have sources for linguistic claims idiot. linguistics is literally, by definition, what people say. by saying the things im saying, i am doing linguisitcs


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Topicdid y'xll hear that the pope is protestant now
OniRonin
03/27/20 8:12:08 PM
#28
Johnny Eagle posted...
Yeah, I don't think so. Yau still haven't provided any kind of source for yaur claim of what those words mean...
language is defined by usage. if your a linguistic prescriptivist, simply realize that youre a cuck giving away your rights to dead white guys,,, and do better

http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/003588.html

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Topichow will you celebrate the end of coronavirus lockdown?
OniRonin
03/27/20 8:06:14 PM
#2
Topicdid y'xll hear that the pope is protestant now
OniRonin
03/27/20 8:04:56 PM
#26
Johnny Eagle posted...
First off, I am not yaur friend, so do not refer to me as such.

Second, do not edit my posts when yau quote me again
i only edited your post b/c you misgendered me

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TopicI can't believe a digital edition of One Hundred Years of Solitude has not been
OniRonin
03/27/20 9:45:10 AM
#2
A mug that says "Don't fuck me before I've had my coffee!!"

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Topicdid y'xll hear that the pope is protestant now
OniRonin
03/26/20 11:57:16 PM
#22
Mead posted...
Does the pope have a personal bank account
no, i just put in my credit card info when he wants to buy a new game

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Topicdid y'xll hear that the pope is protestant now
OniRonin
03/26/20 11:45:10 PM
#20
Johnny Eagle posted...
................where are yau getting yaur information from? >_>

its the parlance of our times my friend

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TopicOk, extending unemployment is great and all, but...
OniRonin
03/26/20 8:54:23 PM
#45
streamofthesky posted...
Or the employer just pays them to come in and work and doesn't lay them off.

But sure, go with the scenario where the business makes extra work for itself w/ needless turnover.
tfw ur such a cuck for capital you cant even imagine how this would give employees more leverage. lmao

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TopicOk, extending unemployment is great and all, but...
OniRonin
03/26/20 8:24:19 PM
#42
streamofthesky posted...
Except they won't... Their current workers have no new leverage with this surge in UI.
damm guess the employees will just get laid off and make more money,,,, oh well

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TopicIf I had a time machine, I would go pitch the idea of Mario to Walt Disney
OniRonin
03/26/20 7:13:13 PM
#5
if i had a time machine i would go do this to my past self
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr9_EgFKr1Q

and then tell her she isnt a guy lol

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TopicOk, extending unemployment is great and all, but...
OniRonin
03/26/20 11:23:00 AM
#12
damm guess companies will just have to pay marginally more money if they want to keep they're workers,,,,, oh well

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